with and for. yes
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That is a long time with the same shitter. You should ask for a new one.

My most sincere apologies, Mr. seclark. I had no idea that you and this particular sh*tter had that kind of history together. No one should ever attempt to break up a long-term relationship between a man and his sh*tter. I feel pretty silly.

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With a bigger tank.

it's cool...we've served each other well over the years.
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Lets get ready to get drunk and rowdy!

Totally understandable, Mr. seclark. You know, I've never had a relationship with a sh*tter that ever really went anywhere. I did become very attached to a blender once, though.

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go ahead and laugh, but i don't go anywhere without my garage door opener.
have a good weekend,
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I'm sure glad we got that 40 ouncer in the sh*tter thing worked out.

Now, I'm thinking about the ideal construct for defining and communicating the nature and essence of consciousness in the post DV Era.

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Hoping that snorting all this blow won't affect the blood circulation to my penis. I need it tonight.

my mind is on david bowie and wondering when mr coke is going to stop playing this character

Rush..... wait Sex.......no Rush

Yeah Rush........Well......

Rush-final answer.

why did david bowie not get an oscar for his great work in the labyrinth???

I feel like shit.

Getting off work soon and starting my weekend. :clap:

I wish this case of sinusitis would go away........

bone, skin, and hair. that is what is on my mind

Enough to keep me awake.

Not the membrane. It's pulling away due to dehydration.

I have to be at work in 6 hours

Sucks to be you.

mmmmm caramel corn

Will the begining of the Croyle era bring back Htismaqe?

The bacterial flagellum is a fascinating example of an irreducibly complex system. Some people say that it blows Darwin's theory out of the brackish water.

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There is a comet in the sky that is visible with the naked eys and it is going to be cloudy tonight. :(

That if Herm had a pair he woulda had Brodie start the 2nd half

Would the Professor kill off the Howells, Gilligan and the Skipper to have Ginger and Mary Ann all to himself?

And which one would he do first?

Or would he try to do both at once...or get them together and watch?

I think I better get back to work now.

I think the professor would have gone after Mrs. Howell.

The professor was a complete tool and utterly disinterested in women. Plus, if he wanted to, he could have made a fully functional and anatomically correct, working robot Ginger out of coconuts and algae stalks.

If anybody was going to go on a killing spree to have Ginger and Mary Ann all to themselves, it would have been the skipper. If ever there was a guy on the verge of snapping, it was him.

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I thought if there was anyone who was uninterested in women, it was the Skipper. He seemed a little too close in quarters to Gilligan. NTTAWWT.

It's safe to say that A) The Skipper swung both ways, B) He and the G-man had a special connection, C) Gilligan was a biter.

On other matters, I'm wondering how many midget strippers it would take to bring down a fully grown, angry T-Rex. I'm thinking maybe 200.

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one might think that you have too much time to think mr. fax

I am thinking pork chops.

A) Are the pork chops I removed from the freezer last night thawed enough to use for tonight's dinner?

B) If so, how am I going to prepare these pork chops? I am considering pork chops and spanish rice.

C) If they are not yet thawed.......pizza or chinese food?

Mr. Howell's trophy wife wasn't very attractive.

vikings, being a man, teeth less strippers and david bowie

http://www.hickerphoto.com/data/medi...hotos_5492.jpg

Speaking of vikings, Mr. barry_smilez20, have you ever seen that movie with the guy who played Zorro where he played an Arab and he and a bunch of other guys went to some other viking king's house where he got laid by a viking chick and saved the viking king and his people from some other guys who lived in a cave down by the river and carved little fat lady statues?

That was a pretty good movie.

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No, you probably just saw a bad picture of her. I went to high school with that chick, she's really hot.

no i havent but it sounds like the best movie ever made i must find and watch it

OK, I'll fix it.

Although I'm sure that the actress who portrayed Lovie was extremely hot, the character of Mr. Howell's trophy wife was not very attractive. :thumb:

And the Arab guy learned to speak Viking by listening to the Vikings while they sailed around on a boat that didn't look big enough to be in the ocean.

Yes, that was a good movie. I don't recall the name.

I need one ticket to the John Butler Trio in Madison WI for Saturday....Any ideas on how to get one? The concert is now sold out, and EBAY only has two on their going for a ridiculous amount. Craigs List doesn't have any either...

i have to find out the name of this movie it sounds like the most manly movie of all time has anyone in here heard of the book alphabet of manliness

The 13th Warrior.

thanks im bout to go rent it

The scene where the Arab guy learned the viking language was really well done, I thought, Mr. RJ. Subtle, yet a very effective use of the medium. Plus, it was great that the first thing the Arab guy said in the viking tongue was to insult one of the viking's mothers because vikings love that stuff.

Also, there was a good scene where the vikings were making fun of the Arab guy's small horse. Then, the Arab guy jumped his horse over a bunch of fences and woodpiles and things and, finally, jumped his small horse right over a viking guy while he was mounted on his big horse and sent him right in a mudhole. Damned funny, those vikings.

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I wonder what its like to have sex on a desk ?

It's called The 13th Warrior. One of my favorite movies. It's based on a book called Eaters of the Dead. It's by the guy who wrote Jurrasic Park I think.

It's over rated. (Other than the "sex" part.)

depends how tall you are, height of desk, etc. I'm kind of tall, so I'd rather just lay her on the desk while I stand up.

Ya, thats probably the best way to go about it. I don't think my desk could support two people making vigorous movements on it.

Yeppeneppie. That's it, Mr. CHENZ A!.

It received terrible reviews, but I really liked it. I particularly liked the head helpful viking guy and his lieutenant viking who started the fight with one of the viking king's guys and pretended to be losing until the very end of the fight when he lopped off the viking king's guy's head demonstrating to all concerned that the viking king's guys should not take the helpful viking guys at face value.

There were a lot of good scenes in that movie, now that I think of it.

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Just try not to slam your nuggets in the drawer.

Throughout history, Viking humor has been vastly underrated. Little known fact: Jack Benny was full-blooded Viking.

Thinking about my son and how much I miss him.

That's some damn sound advice right there.

that was a good scene, also the one you mentioned before, where the Arab guy learned the Viking language, "My mother was a pure woman, and I at least know who my father is, you pig eating son of a whore!" LMAO All the Viking guys were like oh shit son!

How awesome 'The Unit' is tonight.

Empty your pockets. Where's your body bag?


Wholleeee Shit!!

You know, I think I've seen the head helpful viking guy in some other movies and tv shows and stuff but I don't think I've ever seen the lieutenant viking guy in anything else. Ever. It's too bad too, because I thought he did a good job. Maybe he should take up the violin and try and get some work in one of the Las Vegas hotels, or something.

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Shit, now I feel like an A-hole, after posting my huah moment, chuckling at another edition of Fax and Roeper at the Movies, then seeing CMT's post.

Sorry man, that's gotta stick with you.

Born show folk, those Vikings. Pillaging, looting, singing, the old soft shoe.........

Olaf. Berserker.

If not before, it IS NOW!!!
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This is all I can think about:

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=174468

With a sense of humor and a bag of jokes second only to the Huns...and maybe the Scythians.

Those Scythians are a hoot.

I invite them to all my parties but its hell getting them out of the house at the end of the night. Nothing crazier than a drunk Scythian.

I think the most famous modern Scythian has to be Scythian Ixon from Sex and the City.

Anyone who does beer bongs out of a human skull and chases it with a shot of whiskey from an ox scrotum can stay as long as long as they like.

that does sound like a man

I've always liked Scythian humor. "Hey! Are Those My Goat Entrails?" and "I Think My Schlong Has Permafrostbite!" are two of my favorite, all time skits.

But, they lost me as a fan with the Three Scythians. I mean, I like physical humor as much as the next guy, but how many times can you watch Larry, Curly, and Momayana cut off each others' ears?

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More classic Scythian humor:

Take my disemboweled, beheaded ram........please.

A medicine man gave a Scythian six months to live. The Scythian couldn't pay his bill, so he gave him another six months.

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A Scythian was walking along the permafrost one day and noticed a man's hand in his jerkin pocket. The Scythian asked, "What do you want?" and the man replied, "A match". So the Scythian says, "Why didn't you ask me?" and the man said, "I don't talk to strangers."

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So, the medicine man says to the Scythian, "Take your jerkin off and stick your tongue out the hut window". "What will that do?" asks the Scythian. The medicine man says, "I'm mad at the guy in the next hut!"

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So, this Scythian goes to a medicine man. The medicine man says, "You're crazy" The Scythian says, "I want a second opinion!" and the medicine man says, "Okay, you're ugly too!"

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Scythian goes to the medicine man, says "Doc, it hurts when I do this". medicine man says, "don't do that".

The universally recognized "old guy" should at least get 4 bonus points for the obscure Clerks reference.

Bob Dole's love is like a rock.

BERSERKER!

Female buttocks

bumping t his thread

vagina dentata

*shudder*