Big ol' fart, followed by teeny tiny fart.

Two mondo farts, loud 'n' proud.

The other day I woke up and had four loud farts that, I swear to god, descended down the musical scale. Like, Do-Ti-La-So.

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I farted so many times this morning.

Farted.

took a dump yesterday. One big ol turd. It took five times to flush that bitch. It just laid in the bottom on the bowl moving a half an inch with each flush

Peyton Manning.