He's resigning.............himself to the fact that the Chiefs will suck this year.

It's a pre-emptive "Get over it" presser.

Not worth the hundred bucks then?

Is Herm attention whoring?

As happy as that would make me and everyone else, you would think Clark would make that announcement.

No. I like being mysterious.

What about the shocking news?

...and waiting for Adam Teicher to report it first.

That's pretty much invented so we can be the subjects of their condescending laughter every time we believe big news is about to hit.

If something shocking was about to break someone (likely WPI) would have heard something about it before today.

So telling us no news is mysterious? More like worthless.

The annoucement is that "we are rebuilding"

You're no longer mysterious. By now we know that you talk about inside knowledge and moves that never add up.

I'm not just trying to bash you because I enjoy some of your articles, but this inside knowledge that is always claimed and never materializes is a load of crap and annoying.

ROFL

How many times has Nick speed dialed Jay Glazer to this point?

Give it up dude, not like someone is going to put a hit out on you.

I thought WPI already knew some shocking news?

YOU are the one that said there would BE shocking news from coming from the Chiefs, well....?

Inconsequential and at the same time mysterious.
Wow I'm really intrigued. Almost to the point of
shelling out a hundred bucks---------NOT!!

He's announcing that the new club level will include bidets, hence the huge spike in ticket prices there.

Sweet. I'm taking Monday off of work in anticipation.

OK, I do have some news:

Chad Johnson a Chief

You mean to tell me there is a way we can drop $100 and get all the Chiefs info before it breaks locally or nationally?

This place must be like heaven, please share the details!

is he endorsing Obama?

You're about as mysterious as a game of Clue.

Is he announcing he got 5 stars on "Through the Fire and Flames" playing expert on Guitar Hero III?

You really can't keep a secret in the NFL for a whole week. If someone were leaving, they'd be calling around to other teams to find a landing place and word would leak. No one keeps a trade or FA signing secret for a week. Health problems for someone on the staff doesn't sound right. That is not something you announce a press conference for a week in advance.

This has all the hallmarks of Herm showboating.

Either that or Trent Green is going to become our QB coach after the Chiefs bought out his contract with the Rams.

I think I know what it is.

He's coming out of the closet and declaring his love for Dick.

That's Dick Curl.

The Chiefs will play their home games this year at Mizzu
except for a game in Bogata against the sliver and crack

What else could it be?

Step 1: Trent as QB coach
Step 2: Brodie gets the gift of Basshand
Step 3: ???
Step 4: Profit!!!

Hard liquor will now be served at Arrowhead for the fans convenience.:BLVD:

Oh ya, and Hillbillypharoh is about to finally break 1,000 posts....:)

I need GoChiefs to laugh condescendingly at me one more time, just to make the thread complete.

I'll try to bait him: Golly gee willickers I wonder if Herm's going to make a gigantic personnel announcement!?

DON'T DO IT!! YOU WON'T RESPECT YOURSELF IN THE MORNING!!

That we completely abandon the forward pass, he is tired of being associated with the Arena League...

How about a game in Africa?

I bet he's announcing a big free agent splash!

Maybe they're doing Hard Knocks again!

Maybe they've signed Jared Allen!

Herm has agreed to 4 more years

They're bringing back Marty Schottenheimer for player personnel scout!

Maybe Herm is getting a contract extension!

Feel free to jump in at any time and laugh at me, GoChiefs.

But don't bother unless you're going to do it really condescendingly.

Probably a charity thing of some kind.

:cuss:

:rolleyes:I guess he left to do some real reporting work?

We have a winner.

I WONT! I'm not going to make my 1,000th post on this crappy thread you can count on...wait...:doh!:

The sponser has been named
Prozac field at Arrowhead Stadium

It was Colonel Mustard, in the White House, with a Gas Pump.

I'd take Marty over Herm in a heartbeat. At least we could be b-tching about how we get to the playoffs every year and never take the next step instead of dreaming of 8-8.

Any of us could make that statement and then hold on to the info and then afterwards say I knew that was it. Jeez....What was your point in saying I think I have a good idea then???

LMAO Is your butt hurt?

It's really quite unimportant.

I'm more inclined to think it's a hiring, than a firing.

This can't be the announcement of an extension.
Carl would've called the presser if that were the case.

This has to be something that Herm has dominion over.

Louie Aguiar's testicle will be introduced to the Chiefs HOF

Herm: Ladies and gentlemen, Chief fans all over the world. I would like to announce that...I have a Gigantic Penis! Yes..it's true. I have an enormous cock. Thank you. Be sure to renew your season tickets on behalf of my huge ding a ling

Is it related to Dick Curl being a sudden no show at the BC Pro Day?

He DID get 5 stars on "Through the Fire and Flames". Nice! That song is a bitch.

Along with a can of Rainier beer.

Then why hold a press conference?

Dick Curl has been a no show for the last 2 years... This isnt news!ROFL

:rockon:ROFL

Serious guess here would be he's re-assigning some responsibilities in the coaching staff.

Hopefully one of them would include Dick Curl being reassigned to another position, and out of the pic as QB coach.

Perhaps Curl's being replaced?

he underwent an "operation" and will now be referred to as Stephanie Edwards

The ring of fame lost any meaning once they put Jack Steadman in there.

That would be a very good thing IMHO. If he's being replaced by Chan Gailey, that that's even better.

Carl has always said that it is his head coaches job to hire and fire.

Chan looked at the roster and our draft history and is resigning immediatley.

You know for sure Carl will make it to the Ring of Fame...

the boos will be deafening!

I was thinking maybe Gunther is gone.

You can't get rid of Gunt.

He always comes back.

Edwards is resigning.

Decided he'd rather begin watching Super Bowls now since he finally realized he'll never coach in one. :D

Heh. He won't do that anyways. He's way too prideful and stubborn.

Herm doesn't hire or fire upper management only coaches and their underlings.

So if Carl was to resign, I doubt Herm would be the one announcing it-that's all I'm getting at.

So true, He would rather run this franchise so far into the ground it will take years to recover, rather than just admit, he doesnt have a freaking clue on the NFL or College Level.

OK is he quitting or is he just going to announce we will forgo a Offense this year and just have 53 Defensive players?

Dave

That's what i'm talking about.