Eldrick just slang it up by the hole.

Now that's an old school reference, from an old-school sumbitch. Rep. ROFL

Where's John Daly?

If Appleby bogies 18, Freddie is in.

Embarrassing the game and himself elsewhere. That fat c*nt is such a waste of talent it's sickening.

And Rose is going to make a run at missing the cut it seems.

Harrington with a rape hook from the bunker on 18. That's going to be a trifling bitch.

Where is that Boo dude? I like guys who act like they've never been to town.

Cabrera is using a 9 year old three wood. Interesting.

Woodrow??? ROFL ROFL

Looks like he'd have to 3 putt from 10 feet.....

Wow. Tiger just got fucking screwed there. That's a horrible break.

Wow.

It's his own damn fault for not waiting for Applebee to mark. Announcer said it best, for someone who thinks everything through so meticulously, Tiger made huge mental error. Still got the par there.

Made the putt. Didn't cost him anything.

Thanks.

Did I just read Justin Rose's scorecard at 78?

When is the last time you saw a tour pro card a snowman on a hole in a major?

Happens every year @ Augusta. At least one person will make an 8 or a 9 at 15 because they rinse the first, and then get tentative on the second, and you can't play that hole with your butthole puckered.

I'm not a Tiger guy, but you will almost never see pros wait for their partners to mark when they are 80+ yards from the green. That was a really bad "rub of the green".

Yep

I don't think Tiger can come back this time..........but, if anyone can do it, it would be him.

Those young whippersnappers will screw the pooch and Eldrick will triumph once again.

Phil with a great pitch at two for the tap-in.

I'd just like to remind everyone that although Tiger is unquestionably great, he's not known for Sunday comebacks in majors. He generally grabs the lead in round three or earlier, and chokes the life from the competition. If he doesn't make a move damn soon, he's gonna be gunning for 3rd, not a win.

I swear to fuck, Snedeker must have ordered that visor from a 1983 Golf Digest he found in his parent's attic.

golf is for people with goofy pants and a fat ass

Great movie.

The wind should pick up pretty shortly and the scores should rise.

Snedeker chili dips his approach on 7 into the bunker.

And Bubba Watson proves that you drive for show and putt for dough.

Mickelson just got fucked on 8.

Leaderboard update?

And promptly takes a 12 gauge to his foot on the green. What a dumbass.

Snedeker -8
Casey -8
Immelman -7
Flesch -7
Poulter -5
Mickelson -4
Woods -4

And Poulter just hit a pure hosel shank.

fucking Eldrick.

What's the chances he and Phil are apired up tomorrow? Heh.

Thanks for the update.

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I guess I'm going to have to go watch this shit.....

Looks like Poulter mugged a line cook at Steak 'n Shake and took his pants.....

Slim, given the difference in their tee times and the bunching of the leaderboard.

Mickelson laid up on 8 to hit a wedge in, hit a great shot, which hit the pin (and was very unlucky), causing it to spin back 25 feet. He was so pissed he ran his first putt four feet by and then blew the downhiller for par.

There's no need to compound an unlucky break with stupidity, but that's what has always separated Phil from Tiger.

Bad putt, Tiger.

It wasn't bad, just mediocre. An 8 footer at Augusta that burns the edge is rarely a poor putt.

For someone that isn't named "Tiger," I would agree.

Unlucky on that roll on 16.

Tiger has hit two very very good iron shots on 14 and 16, and they both ended up 50+ feet away because he just missed the ridge.

Romero, sometimes you just have to accept that you're gonna make a bogey.

Looking like a triple now.....

Phil is completely falling apart. He needs to let that bogey go.

Really good recovery shot by Phil on 10, but he needs to make the putt to have any kind of momentum on the back nine (which is traditionally his best @ Augusta).

WOW. Mickelson missed a 6 foot putt by 6 inches.

Phil stepping on his dick.

Tiger misses an eagle at 17 by a ball width.

Clockwork.

It's becoming increasingly more apparent that Winged Foot ruined him.

Reverse jinx working on Phil??

Steve one pound of Flesch no more, no less with his first bogey since Thursday. Snedeker leaking oil like a goddamned Gremlin on 13. Casey just squatfucked himself on 15, and Immelman is alone at -9.

Casey promptly throws a dart on 16.

Well screw that. Phil misses a short birdie putt and then hits a piss yank on 16. He's done.

I wish Boo Weekley would start his charge.

These two just made it very hard for Tiger tomorrow. A lot of ground and a few people between him. Immleman and Snediker absolutely stuck their approaches on 18.

So, what's the chance of Tiger catching those two turds tomorrow?

I'd say it's going to be tough. Short of Tiger shooting 62(not going to happen) I can see one dropping back to him, but not both.

A lot better now that the forecast is calling for 30 MPH winds this afternoon.

If it's truly that windy, I fully expect Tiger and Flesch to make a run. Both handle heavy wind very well.

It sounds crazy, but if Tiger can post a 71 or even par, he might win this thing. After seeing Justin Rose post a 78 in near perfect conditions, I can only imagine what we might see today.

This is gonna be fun.

You have to remember that the tournament organizers aren't the sadists at the USGA. The people @ Augusta realize that when people like Zach Johnson win a battle of attrition at +1, it doesn't help bring in the casual fan. They made the course set up more forgiving this year so that -6 to -10 would be the winning score.

If the wind is really howling, expect some of the Sunday pins to be moved from their normal locations.

And Justin Rose shoots a 78 in perfect conditions every year @ The Masters.

Can't argue with that, but even with easier placements, those greens are a bitch. Nearly impossible to hit a 2 yard window when the wind is blowing that hard. Even with easy placements, if you miss your window, you'll be lucky to two-putt.

But there are places on those greens that have larger windows. 12 will be a degenerate whore today, and 16 won't be much better, but I imagine they'll put 11 as a center or center-right pin.

I would imagine you'll have an average round of around 75 today. Tiger will have to shoot at least 69 to win, even with these winds.

12 and 16 are gonna be like watching the 17th at The Players Championship.

Someone's gonna post a triple or quad there today, if the winds are as bad as they say they might be.

I put my money on Phil.

I'll go with Sean O'Hair.

:D

Interesting. Thanks guys.

Snedeker and Immelman are really carving up #1.

Yup and Tiger in the bunker on 2.

Cink opens with back-to-back birdies. Within 4 of the lead.

IMO, Tiger needs to start making some of these 15 footers like he has coming up to have a chance.

HECK of a putt by Snedeker.

Excellent Golf shots all around. Casey stuck it on #3(3rd shot), Tiger stuck his bunker shot on 4.

Tiger one turn from a miracale. Still a heck of a par.

Immelman falling apart at the seams.

Tiger left an incredible long range putt about .00001 inch short...

Paul Casey with a fucking horrendous break. Somewhere, Peter Kostis just went limp.

Flesch just laid the face of his driver open and hit an 80 yard push-cut. God, that was ugly.

This tournament is Immelman's to lose.

Immelman has played solid, he deserves this win. But anything can happen.

It isn't the back 9 yet ;)