I can't imagine being with someone new. I actually think that I'd rather go celibate than do that.

o:-)

Have you had sexual encounters with new women since then?

five days? did you pay for the full hour?

nothing yet. No rush, actually.

It's not an idea I'd be fond of either. I know I couldn't dip younger because i can't ****ing stand Teens-Twenties now.

I had to be a wingman about a year ago to occupy the wordy friend while my buddy did his work at a party. She was hot, real hot, but the whole time I kept having this Scrubs-like daydream where I choked her out with piano wire and managed to get to the point where I was thinking of where to stash the body.

I lucked out and she left with an ex about an hour later, after hundreds of "yeps" and "uh-huh's."

Police Chief Grady: I'm sorry about the delousing. Just standard procedure.

Farva: It's powdered sugar.

Police Chief Grady: The lice hate the sugar. So, anyways...

Farva: It's delicious.

Patrick Bateman: You're a ****ing ugly bitch. I want to stab you to death, and then play around with your blood

Why? Getting back together?

You------>minds<---------ME

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She does. Would you get back together with her if she so desired?

Well, lucky for you, your input is required for that to happen...

"Try getting a reservation at Dorsia now, you ****in' stupid bastard!"

Well, in the interim, would you like to buy a monkey?

yeah

That's why we call y'all "baby."

Woohoo! My first sale!

Baby powder.

are you turning into Donger?


or being sarcastic, meter not working
HOOKER......
(Just in case)

hold on, let me go dig up that "what are you drinking tonight" thread,
or ask Sedated to start a "what are you smoking tonight" thread.

oh, well - I'm drinking already.....:harumph:

Only by accident when I have to stash my coke.

Hell no...if she can't handle a little choad sweat she definitely isn't going to be down with the atm.

Automated Teller Machine?

if you have to ask you really don't want to know. ROFL but the a stands for ass

And you have been in the military?

Hell, mention a road march and the first thing that comes to my mind is moleskin, biker shorts and powder for the boys.

and the t = to

m = mouth

Why would anyone want to do that?

That's totally different, not going out for the evening.
I've also only free balled while in the military, but wouldn't do that before going out on a date or the prowl, whichever.

I don't really know....seems foul beyond belief but is one of the 'porn' things to do.

excellent question, for sure.
But on a related note, PTM where they clean you up after sex, is freakin awesome.....

I suppose it's a good thing I'm not a porn star, then. Well, not a paid one.

Well I don't think the guy would ever complain about the atm...it's the girl that gets the shitty end of that deal. Hell it could be more sanitary for the guy.

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This thread is 9 pages long. They have penis powder? What is this substance of cleanliness? I have honestly never heard of penis powder.

I too have never heard of it. Us left coast guys miss out on all the fun huh?

I think we're just talking about baby powder/talc.

Somewhere, someone has just started a new website...

You never go ass to mouth.

ROFL Good call Rausch!

As for me, I don't powder the unit. However, I might give it a try. I'm all about comfort down there.

I use gold bond all over down there. It works and I like it.

Gun powder works the best... blows the hair out of the entrance ...

133 responses & no alum reverences that I can find

Is that some new metrosexual trend? Gold Bond is one thing I suppose. Johnson and Johnson on your Johnson? Ok :thailor:

Gold Bond's on the shlong works wonders.

He didn't mention homosexuality. He mentioned metrosexuality.

It would appear to indicate "Jamie," whomever that is.

mmmm interesting to be sure. I wonder if this is the results of one of the newer mods.....

wait, isn't raiderhater's name Jamie?
LOL

Yes, it is. Raiderhader.

When I was in the army and we would go out in the field I would put some baby powder in my shorts to freshen up some dirty undies but I can't say I ever did it before going out.

DON'T POWDER YOU BOYS THIS WEEKEND!!!!!!!

that would probably sting a little

:LOL: I think I will be able to stay away from the powder.

You're openly metro aren't you? There's nothing wrong with being metro. Note I didn't use the cliche NTTAWWT. I'm a little metro, but largely just a fat slob. It depends on my mood, but I'm picky as **** when it comes to clothes. Ties in particular.

heh

Are you wearing wool chonies or something?

no

shampoo soap deordant
those are enough smells

I get that alot.

I was in Lawrence over the weekend and heard an advertisement from Gold Bond for this. Is this commonplace? From the looks of the thread it isn't really, but from the sounds of the commercial, it sounded like everyone did it.

When I go out I usually throw on some Johnson's baby powder and cool water cologne, get fresh, dressed like a million bucks, throw on my white socks with some all blue chucks. I step out the house and OH NO, I forgot my indo...

My ex gay roommate used to powder himself up after his shower. I know this because when I would go into the bathroom after he was done, the room would be covered with a layer of baby powder.

My roomate in college (1977) swore by talq powder... but he as like 5'10" 280 lbs....
but partiedl like a animal, score chicks ah NO.

but the stuff was all over the freakin' floor in shared dorm bathroom.

Heh, . . . "Tell me Mr. StcChief. How did you come to fracture your skull on the bathroom sink?"

"Slipped on a fine layer of my roomie's ball powder."