I prefer the goofy Mary Ann

LMAO

Likewise.

Stupid ass.

There are rules to fighting.

The first one is to always fight a ginger when possible...

The first rule of fighting gingers is...you never talk about fighting gingers.

ROFL

This just in...

Hamas is an agro douchebag in REAL LIFE too!!

Go Cards!!

Bet they were a student and hated the "professor".
ROFL

I just picture this face http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...rabies/mad.jpg screaming at said chinese girl before fight ensues.


ROFL

I bet she was Japanese.

Or a guy wanting to be a girl? :evil:

This thread has reached great heights of ridiculosity.

Oh look, it's Toady McBandwagon. He wasn't even around when that went down, but we see that he still thinks he can earn cool points from a bunch of reeruns who think it's hilarious to drive a tired, effortless "joke" into the ground.

Wow, you really are sensitive. the girl was in the men's bathroom when she met Hamas. it was a joke, jackass.


Go cry in the corner now and keep dreaming of having a vagina.

Oh, and if you don't like the reactions you should have never spilled your guts on the board to begin with. grow some thicker skin for Christ sake.

So, was she hot?

Was she trying to talk that sh*t while you were still peeing? Because if so it would have been the perfect chance to do what Belushi did to the pledges in the beginning of Animal House. (I tried to find it on YouTube, but to my suprise it wasn't there). I always wanted to do that!

Ha, no, unless you are into pot-bellied pigs (too soon?)

Phobia is right, though, except when drunk I'm not "smarter" than anything. mcan has a really good point too, and I may well have sounded sarcastic, I don't really know.

My contention was pretty obvious, so I'll let it slide. I got my point across. She ended up bawling and soaked in beer :evil: . Can't wait til the wife gets home and I get to tell her this story...ROFL

lawl

Lord, how many epic battles have started with the immortal exchange

"What I'm I?"

"A Chinwoman."

Some of them were even in English.

it's much more fun being the stalker

The justification for 7-11's continued existence.

:crybaby:

But seriously, if you care about me getting a vagoo so much you could, y'know, donate some money or something. Fun fact: Manbits-turned-ladyparts actually, over time, become indistinguishable from regular ol' ladyparts down to the cellular level. Pretty neat, eh?

Yep. I should definitely put a Paypal donation link in my signature...

I didn't say anything about that, I just mentioned a hypothetical situation with Hamas. you're a bit insecure about it, and that's ok.

ROFL

I'm afraid you don't understand my point, which is:

Give me money.

Whoring yourself won't relieve you of your insecurities I'm afraid. maybe Vailpass can donate to your cause? I think he's your number one fan.

**** insecurities. I'm awesome on that front. I just need moneys. You have moneys? You insult me for fourteen dollar, yes?

Hahahahaha, vailpass is the best. At some point, he went from being as supportive as a bigoted dickhead could possibly be to constantly making references to Silence of the Lambs.

Why don't you spend more time working rather than making fantastic gifs on Chiefsplanet? I mean really? you're pretty ****ing talented at that, but you're broke? maybe you should be looking in the mirror, and not at your penis. :shrug:

I don't really make many gifs. I just post 'em.

Also? I'm not seriously asking for money, Jesus Christ. Hormones are surprisingly affordable, and I'll do the GRS thing when I've got the cash; it's stupendously expensive, yes, but I'm content to wait.

Why would you insult a crazy woman and why would you ever start a physical altercation with any woman? If a woman walked into the men's room and asked me, "What am I?" I would probably shrug and respond, "Lost?"

You are at least least 1/2 to blame for the beer in your face and 100% to blame for any subsequent injury.

The proper response to a woman asking "what am I" in the mens room would be "a dicksucker" you would then proceed to pull down your pants for her.

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Hey, you know that you can get a refill on any drink you want here, and it’s free?

In st joe, bitches get delt with fast. Sometimes it's me. Always nice going to a white collar job all ****ed up. thats the way it is in joetown.

thug life

I'll donate but I'll need to see some pictures of it afterwards.

It would serve you right if he showed you.

Contact me to learn more about my progressive pricing policy!

Progressive? Oh - no thanks.

back off 2112 UP
that's my huckelberry

Nonononono, it's really reasonable.

- $2,000 for one photo
- $5,999 for three photos
- $9,999 for five full-frontal photos
- $15,000 for a video
- $25,000 gets you a plane ticket to tag along

Tell your family so they can chip in as a Christmas/birthday present!

Dude either you are still drunk or you need several layers of maturity. Ignore her. You allowed her to control your emotions by retaliating and lowering yourself to her level. You caused the problem. You smile nicely and say "Thanks for sharing your beer China woman" as you are leaving and no problem.

Dave

You're right, those are reasonable prices. What can I get for a $10 donation?

Easy for you to say - you're old and experienced.

lol. this is so unlikely.

You sure you weren't sitting around with your buds in the bar making asian jokes because the bar was half full of asian dudes? Did you go "CHING CHANG CHONG WONG" or some shit?

Well, I have this ticket stub from the Memphis-Mississippi football game in 2003...

How much for the other stub?

That one is a pretty important part of the whole reconstruction process.

You can, however, have a testicle for $2,000; or BOTH for $3,000. FREE shipping included!

Dang, Mr. 'Hamas' Jenkins. That's some pretty bad news, right there.

But, you know what they say; Live by the Chinawoman, die by the Chinawoman.

FAX

I resemble those remarks!! But even in my 20's i knew better than to throw a beer in a womans face...

I bet she was pissed you weren't watching the Olympics.

i am surprised she didn't drive into the bathroom

Guido jokes are so much more fun to make. The only truly offensive thing we were doing was playing air guitar with the shotguns from Big Buck Hunter.

Perfect.

Hamas:

Did she have a nice rack, though? Wonder if she was the horizontal or vertical womanhood variety Oriental?

:hmmm:

I never had that kind of trouble in bars when I was still drinking. Probably because I had a holstered weapon and my federal ID and badge with me. :)

Are you into Pugs?

that's comforting a drunk man with a gun and a badge

Its stupid that an elitist, sophisticant, douchecycle like you tried to fight a woman.

I'm surfing the net to try to find the video of your ass beating. HAHAHAHAHAHAAHA.

It wasn't 10 guys either, it was the 5 year old from "Side kicks" that scissor kicked you in that bulbous cranium.

Way to go Professor!

I'm officially starting a chiefsplanet pool.

together we can all give gochiefs the gift of a pair of balls.

:LOL:

Sorry to hear Hamas, what is even more frustrating is when they won't let you fight the guy one on one. I one time came out from Pancheros eating a taco and saw these drunk douchebags flinging pennies at this bum bundles up in the cold for no apparent reason. I go up to the bum, and give him a five, and ask the guys to stop. They then start flinging pennies at me, before I know it one guy is in my face swinging at me. I swing bust his nose, then I'm blind sided from behind and then his four friends swarm on me beating the shit out of me. What a crock of shit. Cowards.

I can understand why the bar wanted to break it up, but the fact of the matter was that she threw a drink in my face for a pretty innocuous faux pas, and I let her know what that's like. Not to mention, it also got several other people wet too.

I'm not absolving myself from blame, though.

Despite what Iowanian wants to believe, I wasn't going OJ on the bitch, I was simply showing her how it felt. Granted my judgment was still poor, and I'm sure a lot of those people were jumping in because they didn't know what went down. Had she punched me, it's not like I would have started slamming her head into the bar.

Hamas,
What she did was wrong. What the other guys did was worse.
But you shoulda been a man about it and been bigger than her by refraining like a gentleman. :D

Yeah, you're right.

There must have been quite a crowd in that restroom.

She came over like 10 minutes later and tossed the drink in my face, not in the bathroom.

Jesus Christ!!
 

Promise me you'll never get anger management treatment. you're too good the way you are. :evil:

I bet the "school" or "university" that you teach at, would be quite pleased at your display of professionalism.

The reason is apparent, it was cold.

Finally, a reason to admire you. Way to stick up for the little guy. Sorry you got whooped.

this is bullshit, if you got jumped dude, you wouldn't be here posting, unless you got jumped by a bunch of ten year olds. The way you overd ramatize yourself, you prolly got pushed and escorted out because the bouncers though you were going to get run the **** out, lol!