ffs. I've been posting here for 3 years - where's my ZOMG an OzzZy chiefs fan?!?!

Clearly need to post more anal vids for cred.

When I think about this I'm always thinking "what am i gonna do for a living" - i.e I loved sinking piss at 11am on the beach of a Belizean Island but there didn't look to be a great deal of demand for Lawyers around there.

Same for - Mexico, Thailand, Guatamala - your strong (well, strongish, heh) currency is only useful if you're still making it.

I'd probably pick the US - or possibly France.

While this sounds very nice Mr. FAX, perhaps you should check out Vanuatu. The arts are very much more alive there and the diving/snorkeling can't compare.
Not sure about the beer but I'm willing to bet the female contingent is nearly as oppressed as the Tongans.

Oh, anywhere Spanish-speaking. Probably Spain if I'm still concerned with making money at the time of the move but anywhere in Central or South America if I'm just checking out of the whole career-minded, build-a-retirement-nest-egg thing. Already I have connections that could get me jobs (not really careers) in probably 4 or 5 different countries. There is a part of me that could easily be satisfied living on a tropical beach teaching English or tending bar or acting as dive-master but there is a part of me that keeps thinking I might live past the age of 60 and need money to retire.

Hawaii, definately Hawaii...

Wouldn't do it...

phillipines without a doubt.

Interesting that I just found this thread. At work yesterday I talked with a customer who is moving with his wife and daughter (15 y.o.) from Columbus, Ohio to Moombasa(sp?). A very interesting guy, he looked like a little old Irish man with a long red beard, but his name was Muhamed Dahir born and raised in Chicago all his family lives in Moombasa, his wife is from Somalia and he married her in Ohio. He served 8 years in the Marines, then 17 in the Army, and served for 5 years at the UN embassy in Moombasa, he was a camp supervisor. He served in Vietnam for 2 years, was injured then deployed home, also served in the Gulf war, and was in Somalia to witness the actions later turned into the movie Blackhawk Down. Very interesting man. Anyways he loves Moombasa and said in a resort area, their hourse is a 4 bedroom, 2.5 bath and they pay 400.00 dollars a month, their live in maid is 50 dollars a month, their security which is an actual soldier, but he only patrols as night is 25 dollars a month. He said it's beautiful all year round, food is very cheap, and just a great place too live. He said the main income for their economy is tourists, safari hunts, vacations etc.

Me personally, USA all the way, im never moving out of this country.

France, Japan, Canada.

British Virgin Islands

Been there twice......LOOOOOOVE it there.

All countries that hate Americans.

Nice list...

Spain was wonderful. I could definitely deal with a villa on a craggy inlet on one of the Baeleric Islands.

And if I ever moved there, I'd actually bother to learn Spanish!

Terrible list, France and Japan hate us, and Canada doesn't exactly love us either.

I should have read the whole topic, your post was even on the same page.

One of my best friends bought a home on the beach in Ecuador for less than what I paid for mine in Lees SUmmit. 6 bedrooms, 4 baths, 3 fireplaces... marble all over the place.

And its on the southern west coast of Ecuador, close to Peru.

I think I would move there.... or Tonga.

New Zealand has always attracted me. At least to visit, if not to live there. Strangely Australia is not attractive to me.

Iran, Mr. Rain Man?
;)

Spain is my close #2. Along the Mediterrainian coast.

Spain was great. Beautiful scenery, friendly people (at least they were 20 years ago). Always my favorite part of Med cruises.

Probably a bad place to live if you are Chinese though.

Italy, Tuscany to be specific.

Probably somewhere between Florence and Siena.

Japan......look at all the warm and inviting tables with holes in them.

Serious question alert!!!

Aren't there still islands for sale in the Caribbean and places like that? If you could find one that had a fresh water source and maybe some wild chickens and cows and pineapple trees and coconut trees and stuff, that might be the answer. Just start your own country. FAXONIA has a ring to it.

FAX

I was thinking pestilenceaf23land.

You think they'd invite you to the olympics?

Italy!

Absolutely, Mr. pestilenceaf23. Of course, the main thing is that you have to have before you receive an invitation is an actual population. Then you can have a training program. As founder of FAXONIA, my primary concern and responsibility is to ensure initial significant population growth.

FAX

Five girls to every guy would be a good start to your nation, more if possible.

Four day work weeks would be cool.

Hail Faxonia!

Sign me up Mr. FAX. I don't really want to deal with whole date/time confusion. An hour here or there is worth the look-see.

Why am I suddenly reminded of the Marx Brothers in Duck Soup and the mythical nation of Freedonia?

FAX, I have no doubt that you'll make a fine ruler once you get yourself a populace.

Those are excellent ideas, Mr. Fairplay. I hereby decree that Faxonia shall offer all models, actresses, and beauty queens 1 million dollars apiece to become a PSG (Population Starter Girl). 2 million if they bring their own pineapples.

Also, based on your past contributions to Faxonia and your good ideas and stuff, I shall name you interior secretary, Mr. Fairplay. I must warn you, however, this is not going to be an easy job. Someone has to personally interview all the PSGs to ensure we have good ones.

FAX

I would need to check out more area's. I would definately consider Argentina. Great weather, beautiful people. Mountains and coast.

I think I see where you're headed with this, Mr. kregger. Faxonia doesn't really need "time" or a "calendar". In truth, those are outdated concepts. Maybe in Faxonia, we'll have something called "Vuppers". These will be stacks of coconuts approximately 10 feet tall that cast a shadow on the ground. The Vuppers will be surrounded by hundreds of little sea shells and when the shadow reaches a sea shell, this will indicate that it's time for more population growth work. Hail Vuppers!! Hail Faxonia!!!

FAX

I'm up for the job Faxionia, in more ways then one.
As a recommendation may i add the criteria should be for ages only 18-35.

Shall i call you Emperor Faxiona? President Faxiona? Dictator Faxiona? Czar Faxiona? or other.

I also would call upon the chief statue maker to build a statue of you in the town square. Anyone opposing such idea will receive 20 lashes.

I'd like to volunteer to be Faxonia's resident gynecologist.

1. Brazil, good beaches, food, surfing, do some jiu jitsu. Only downside is learning Portuguese.

2. England, pretty cool & historic, would be an easy transition

3. Australia, beautiful land & people, easy transition

25 years ago I considered this question. Things have changed since then, but some of the considerations are worth repeating.

Safety, health care, English language, taxation, transportation - both within your new home, and the ability to get away if necessary. History of revolutions? History of natural disasters? Wars? Currency becoming worthless?

I settled on Australia, Luxemborg, Belize. Australia is the only one of that list I'd still consider.
Tonga...sorry, prone to tidal waves, and the only Tongans I ever hung out with were prone to sneak attacks on bystanders. Not cool.

Faxonia? I have here in my hand a list of Faxonian collaborators. I believe the citizens of Faxonia yearn to become BigOlChiefsfanlandians. Come the revolution, my REAL friends will all get phoney baloney jobs, and I promise a chicken in every pot. Better yet, we'll put our seeds and stems to good use, there'll be pot in every chicken. That's right.
Icky sticky chicky.

Watch your step there, Mr. BigOlChiefsfan.

Faxonia reserves the right to, if deemed necessary, declare war on BigOlChiefsfanlandia.

FAX

We'll just undermine you from within. We're sending all our Raiderfans your way. YOU try to get 'em off welfare.

Mr Fax, we should probably declare war on each other, so the US Gubmint will come around and offer us a lot of money to sign a nonagression pact. We could join the UN and demand big bribes from the Dictator's club to vote against the Benign Imperialists.

I think we have found the motherlode. Between all the bribes and the icky sticky chicky, we're on to something good here.

BOCF and FAX, as the respective leaders of your sovereign nations you may be interested in knowing that here in RJakistan our primary exports are marijuana, beer, holster bikinis, prophylactics and, of course, potatoes. Hey, you gotta eat, right?

Considering Faxonia's economy being dependent on tourism and BigOlChiefsFanLand's economy being dependent on government, perhaps we might enter into an arrangement that would benefit RJakistan's export needs while meeting the hedonistic requirements of your societies. We'd love to do some bidness.

My people might not love me, but they're damn hard workers.

One important factor that has been neglected in this discussion is pet policies. Do we know which countries allow pets?

I'd stay in Canada.

Seedycoxstansia affectionately welcomes all pets.

I'm sure there is a spot for your kitties in Thailand










right next to the rice!

In RJakistan we do allow pets up to the age that they can be eaten. RJakistanians enjoy good barbecue.

BBQ in RJakistan? Odd, I would have thought that RJakistan would have been known for its green chile.

We have both. No better place to roast green chile - as well as cats - than over the grill. The aroma will drive you crazy!

I'll have a gatito burrito with green, please.

What about deposits? I would never move to the Central African Republic because I hear they require first and last month's rent.

With potatoes and cheese?

Yes, I think BigOlChiefsfanlandia can do bidness with RJakistan. We want to import marijuana, beer and potatoes. Another national motto will be "This bud, this Bud, and this spud's for you!"

We will export Che tee shirts and handmade bongs to college campuses of all nations. Without regard to degree declarations, creed, race, religion or color. And we will export weapons. We will recycle old James Bond supervillain technology (we're so green!)

"Do you expect me to talk, Goldfinger?"
"No, I expect you to DIE, Mr. Bond"

Here at BigOlChiefsfanlandia we don't expect you to die. Unless you don't buy! So bring your end-user certificate and come on down today to BigOlChiefsfanlandia's House of Villainy. Free goldpainted concubine with every superweapon purchase!

Ireland, England or Australia so I wouldn't have to learn a new language.

I would have to give Costa Rica strong consideration. I went there for a week in June and the place is amazing. Very safe for a Latin American country plus the women are smoking hot. The beaches and national parks are beautiful. There's these hotsprings up in the northern part of the country that are heated by a volcano.

There's also a large ex-pat community down there as well but the locals are cool as hell and very friendly.

Brazil. The only reason why I would leave this country is because the Feds are after me. And Brazil doesn't extradite criminals like mePBJ

Cost Rica, that's what I meant when I said Guatemala in the starter, I'm mixing up my Central American nations. I have a friend who goes fishing there once a year. Between his pictures and stories and then the real estate prices Costa Rica sounds like a great place to live.

Visit the Island nation of Faxonia!!
 

Visit the Island nation of Faxonia!!
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Where plentiful, bountiful and beautiful women await you.
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Many stores to choose from for your every need at Faxonia.
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Lots of touristy things to see.
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See the great Faxonia god that sees the future for you for a mere 50 dollars.
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Then come to the Tiki hut, where girls'o plenty await to fulfill every fantasy.
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And women wear next to nothing and prance around, all the time.
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