It's a small consolation. Thanks.

ROCING

COMMIE'S SUCK

ZZTOP

KU SUCKS

im bbqng tommorow for my sucky colleges first home game were startin drinking at 7am game starts at 6 so maybe one of us will get arrested

my fav video game

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This is my favorite thread ever.

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It's five o'clock somewhere.....


HERE! Woohoo! Let the three day weekend begin!

Me too, but it will be a short day.

If I didn't have to work I would party with Demon.

I'm thinking about quitting my job and hanging with Demon full time.

Sounds like a plan. I want to do that too.

Today's tom sawyer
 

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You know what? Just because you mentioned it, I will. Nice KC strip and some Johnsonville brats ...

mother grabbin falco
 

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ggg
 

go go go

yess
 

yess

ddd
 

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John Popper was one HUGE man ROFL

I wanna party with penz

I call shotgun!!

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last one for now

Just finished. Tomorrow we're headed o SEMO to meet up with friends, and are bbqing at their place.

Planning on doing a brisket - but that motherfu*ker Gustav is messing with my weekend.

I have conference calls Sat, Sun and Mon - may have to actually go to the office on Mon depending on what this son of a biaatch does.

We are relocating employees from our Houston and NO area facilities to our Lakewood, CO office to keep our pipelines moving natural gas and gas/diesel.

I just read the title - I thought you meant bbq - no I am not grilling this weekend.

You oughta BBQ up some 80/20 burgers and ballpark franks.

Nothing tops off great BBQ like that like KC Masterpiece.

Sauce of the Gods.

ROFL

I'll bet I cooked more meat than everyone else today.:) Pulled 126 racks of ribs from 2 cookers today. Have another 144 to cook tommorow. Been a busy day. 270 total. Ribs are averaging just over 4 lbs each before they go on. Cooking with Apple wood that had been cut for close to two years, it's doing great.

Cooking them makes for a nice church fund raiser. We used to have to work at selling, but we've gotten enough of a reputation for our ribs that people have been bugging us for the last 3-4 months wondering when we were going to cook again.

I'll be re-lighting the fires between 5 and 5:30 am in the morning.

You doin all that on a Weber grill?

Sweet, BBQ up some dogs after you're done with all that rib business.

Wish I had time for that - nothing like spending a couple of days tending the smoker. I have been so busy this year I didn't even get to do the BBQ at the Summit in Dillon, CO. :shake:

Uhm, no. Here's a few pics of the two smokers we run with...


Here's the one I built a few years back to help us get more ribs cooked.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/attac...chmentid=49913

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/attac...chmentid=49913



Here's the old one that the Church had when I got here (when I got here it was a major rust bucket, I painted it, made a few modifications, and cooked a lot of ribs on it since...

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/attac...1&d=1133582763



Here's a sample pick (from a few years ago) of a few ribs about to come off...

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/attac...1&d=1121019083

You want to come and tend ours tommorow, I'll let you. I'd rather be at the lake myself.

:)

Actually, we put some hot links on today for lunch. They were a bit spicey for some, but I managed to put four away.

Demon, you're so fucking American..you're like Brett Favre throwing footballs across a pond in Wranglers jeans...only instead of Brett Favre, you're Patrick Swayze throwing natty light cans into the mouth of a 6 foot long, 150 pound bass driving a 1994 Thunderbird Supercoupe off a flaming ramp made of Miller Lite boxes and pride; wearing an evil kenievel jumpsuit and depending on a parachute made of beef jerky and dream catchers, all bound together by Indian tears.

Because you don't fucking litter. That's why.

Dude.

That's got to be the coolest thing any Beaker (hell, anyone) has ever typed on this God forsaken website. LMAOLMAO

(It's yours, right?)

It's mine. But Demon gave me the inspiration. The St. Joe connection was so damn strong in this thread, I had to throw down some posting goodness in this thread.

Because he's the wind beneath my wings.

Hey PastorMikh, that is some serious Q equipment you guys got going. I am highly impressed.

Can I ask how much the church raises smoking 270 racks of ribs?

Also......are they spare ribs or baby backs?

Demon's a genious (CP spelling) in his own, quirky, oddball way.

But man, that post deserves rep. LMAO

Agreed on both counts.

You going to the bash?

I wish I could fit that damned quote in my sig.. that's classic.

Smoker building AND tile laying.

Pastor, you'z got skillz. Nice smoker.

Haha. That would be nice. Hamas had a funny quote of mine in his sig for a while. Not really that funny, more football related.

Just in case someone hasn't already said it... you're not BBQing. You're grilling. :harumph:

:p

It's St Joe talk, my Step-Dad called earlier and said they we're BBQIING Monday. Must be something in there air.

It's in the water. Our public water system dilutes the water with one part KC Masterpiece to every 1,000,000 parts Missouri River. That's why it's so sweet and delicious. Kind of like the best BBQ sauce for the finest dogs and brats you can ever care to BBQ up.

I WANT TO KNOW WHAT LOVE IS
I WANT A FRESH PUSSY TO SHOW MEEEEEEEEE

You just ruined that song for me.

Heh, I got it.. had to edit a bit... but I kept the punch line.

Mr technical. :p

That song kinda sucked anyway...

Just sayin'.

While I'm "just one of the guys"....I am still a chick. ;)

Ah, I feel like a parade... Let's call up Eminem's grandmother to be the grand marshall again. :rolleyes:

We should just keep reminding people about Jesse James and the Pony Express...because a lot of people care about that stuff nowadays.

Heheh.... you say "one of the guys" like it's a bad thing...

Around here, it's a very good thing.

(And seriously, that song sucked anyway.) :D

I have an old High School friend that works in the St. Joe Visitors Bureau and she told me they tried really hard to bring the premier of "The Assassination of Jesse James" to town. Brad Pitt in St. Joe? not gonna happen ROFL

My latest favorite song, which would go well in this thread, is the new one by Kid Rock.

What song's that?

All Summer Long

Nzoner posted this one a while back... I like it.

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Exactly. It's hard not to like that song.

I know it's not cool to like Kid Rock online.. but then, nothing much is.

I've had a ton of great times... on a lake listening to the very songs he samples.

Perfect summer song. :D

Another song I listened to a lot this summer. I'm not even that into country, either.

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LOL

I'm sitting here and had to listen to it twice. I just love how it ends.

Yeah, the end; when it's over. That's my favorite part too.

You're a beaker fan. I wouldn't expect you to have good taste in anything.


Just practicing. :p

Harsh... see.. that's why she didn't pick the Gayhawks.

:D

You're doing very well.... LMAO

Nice.

If Mizzou athletics and Sugarland are both in good taste..I'll gladly remain "tasteless".

dude gonzo. You topped me........I will now take out a pencil and string out my "look what the cat drug in" poison tape. Shower you with it's metallic goodness

Just send me a bugzapper in the mail and call it good...

"Look, it got a fucking moth, that's sweet...throw me my dugout and my Winston cigarettes trucker hat, I got ladies to impress."

"Don't be a tape player hater girl, we're jammin to Hank..."

That's a sweet ass song right there.

I'm not sure what "Sugarland" is.. but I gather that that's a good thing.

It's the band that sings that terrible "Stay" song luv had posted..

I dont "hate" country...

The rare songs I like are old school... here's a new one I like.

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If I'm gonna listen to country... give me country. Hank, Merl, Waylan, etc.

Don't give me pop. I wanna hear the shit my grandpa played when he woke me up at 4am to go trout fishin' down at the whistle bridge at Bennet Springs.