The damn shamwow commercials are on more than ever and it's pissing me off!....Also, that's the worst editting job ever with the piece of carpet and the soda, it's completely flooded over before and then after all the sudden it's magically dry with only the stain. And to top it off Vince and his "we're gonna do this in real time" gotta call BS Vince!

That's just because the ShamWOW is sooo amazing. It's gonna change the way the world dries things!!!

They are dwarfs, not midgets.

You know that could be just it, the liquid had the fear of the shamwow in it and just decided to evaporate directly into it in a matter of seconds....i guess I need to buy some next time

I LOVE THOSE DUDES LIKE I LOVE PAUL ASSENMACHER

you a camera guy

zane smith

Gotta go with the UPS guy. Haven't seen enough of the other two guys to get annoyed with them yet. The UPS commercials were cool the first few times, but I'm starting to get overdosed on them. They always freaking come on when I first login to ESPN.com, and it's irritating to hear that guy's voice just out of nowhere.

You haven't seen enough of the other two?!?! Do you not watch tv....at all? Between Billy and Vince I'd prolly see their commercials 4 times a day, I've seen the shamwow one 2 times today already and I've only been home since 2

I don't like the ups guy atleast the other two are such big duches it makes it funny. I think the shamwow guy was in the movie "the underground comedy" don't watch it but we had it at blockbuster awhile back

Here are the only shows I watch on a consistent basis:
- Pro football (every sunday)
- My Name is Earl (Thursday)
- The Office (Thursday)

Anything else in primetime is mostly hit or miss -- mostly miss. I also watch the NBA and MLB playoffs when they're on broadcast tv (don't have cable or satellite), and I'll usually catch at least some of the PGA majors on the weekends. So, yeah, I'm probably in the minority TV wise.

When you really need to chop a strawberry with a bit of mango, this is for you! Because a knife takes too much work.

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The Shamwow guy is pretty douchy.

"Your gonna love my nuts!"

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I think the Bud Lite Drinkability Guy that draws in the air is a bigger douche than all of them

Andy is a good guy. Don't you go bashing on Andy.

ROFLROFLROFL

I assumed DT58HOF would be an option, but evidently not.

Seems this Vince cat has another commercial now, some food chopper thingy. Billy Mays better watch his back.

Oh, c'mon. Tell me she doesn't 'make' those commercials.

Without a question its Billy Mays because he sells the most shit so you see him more and more than the other guys.

THe FCC should have a Billy Mays filter on TV counting all the he appears on TV so that it doesn't seem like he's on all the time.

Andy the UPS guy looks nothing like the people who work at UPS. They wouldn't allow his hair to be that long.

I can't believe he hasn't. Maybe he needs to talk louder in his commercials.

Billy is annoying but if you got to know him I bet he's a friendly guy. He'd probably offer you his couch if you needed a place for the night. He might be running in every 5 minutes with some Oxyclean in case you spilled, but whatever.

UPS guy is kinda pretentious.

ShamWow guy is the only actual douchebag of the bunch.

First, he tries to make you feel like failure for not owning a ShamWow. Then he's got his bullshit with "You spend $30 on paper towels every month!" or whatever he says. The hell I spend that much on paper towels. WTF?

THEN he's got "You know they make good stuff in Germany" line. What? Shut up.

And then I present the topper: his hair. Your honor, the defense rests.

All I have to say is SHAMWOW... is the biggest douche.

(Also douchey: Alltel Chad)

Nailed it!!!!!!:)

I respect anyone who can sell.

So, they've learned how to suck someone off....of get them off with a finger up their asshole. Sorry, that's NOT real impressive. I learned that at age 19.

:shrug:


:rolleyes:

And I respect few who teach.

Professionally, that is.

So, you respect whores, more than nuns too, I'd bet. Hmmm-kkkayyy. :shrug:

:hmmm:

You're a nun. Whatever.

¡Vince! ¡Vince! ¡Vince!

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Compared to Sales douches? :spock:

Heh. Yeah. :hmmm:

;)

I don't know, there's a difference between a dude just selling something and a guy that can just Sell. And they don't do it in a sleazy kind of way. I've done sales jobs and there's some people that can literally sell anything and not do it by bullshitting or just kissing ass. They just sell by basically selling themselves. It's a real talent with some people.
I worked for a rental car company inside a Lexus dealership outside of D.C. and I would watch these salesmen. Most would totally stress out to sell 12 cars a month, chain smoke cigarettes and slam coffee, cuss about customers after they left or in the breakroom. They would sometimes have some success but they'd usually burn out after a few months. There was one guy though that just sold like he was talking to you at a bar. Not stressed out, not fake at all. He didn't act different when the customers weren't there. Totally a nice guy. That dude would just kill. Every month he would be one or two on the board, and making real good money too. He'd been there like 8 years. He just had a talent for it that most people don't. I've ran into a few people like that.

Thanks for making my point. Good whores are hard to find; no doubt about it.

:thumb:

Which educational system are you "whoring" yourself out for?

How nice of you to generalize an entire working class of people.

Here's an idea: Kotter can "whore himself out" until he can retire on the taxpayers' tab.

It's a proven plan.

Frankly? Whichever one I decide to grace with my presence, and work for. I declined four unsolicited offers last year...down from the previous year (I suspect, due to my longevity in my current position.) FWIW, I applaud whores in similar circumstances.

:)

If the shoe fits, wear it...I guess. Otherwise, whores provide a valuable service too. :shrug:

FWIW, I was quite successful at it (albeit, for about a year) before realizing prostitution was not for me. :hmmm:

Got tenure? Got union protection?

You hack.

Take a chance relying on your own intellect.

Tenure? Nope. I live in a "right to work" state....we serve at the whim of the administrators and board. Period.

Try again, though. ;)

Ok then, you sound like a smarmy, judgmental, jackass.

I'm not doubting that you have something to teach to children.

I've been called worse by equally misguided and ignorant people. :shrug:

:)

Let me take a wild guess. They all graduated from the same institution and with the same degree you have.

Which degree? Which institution? Three of 'em, complicates things.... :shrug:

Regardless, I doubt it.

FWIW, I'm doing my best Logical/DaneMcCloud/DaveLane impression tonight.

I'm mostly just goshing ya'all. ;)

:D

That explanation doesn't work. Dane is intelligent.

Y'all?

I'm quite certain my Stanford-Benet is 10-20% or more higher than Dane's (based on his posting, anyway)...though his income is probably 300% or more of mine.


C'est la vie as the Frogs would say. :shrug:

:)

I'd be shocked.

You ARE a Bronco fan, afterall. :)

You are just a teacher, after all.

____

By the way, "afterall?" One word?

Sorry. Teachers don't get away with bad spelling.

:rolleyes:...a spacebar, my oh my. Silly me.

I'll confess at my next Mensa meeting. I struggle for confessions of my shortcomings, sometimes. :thumb:

maybe we can lure him out with a hannah montana youtube clip.

in the meantime, more mike rowe:

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Mensa. That's a good one, Kotter.

Please don't try to use commas.

MLA correct, common usage notwithstanding.

You probably should say, "correct usage notwithstanding."

Goodnight, idiot teacher.

GET A ROOM

WTF?

Common and correct are not mutually exclusive terms.

Good morning, Sand-in-gina Mr. Haney. ;)

Is a good whore worse than a bad nun?

So the nun marries the big JC, and secretly at night plays with her rosary in ways God never intended. (OR DID HE??)

Isn't that nun a bigger disaster because she's cheating on her husband, rather than the popular whore who's just out to make the world a happier place?

Me thinks I'll respect the whore. At least she's getting off too.

winner

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This asswipe needs to be include in the nominations.

ooh, nun whores! nun porn is HOT.

http://imnotboredanymore.com/wp-cont...skomatthew.jpg

Who can forget this guy?

We have a winner! I forgot about him, haven't had the misfortune of seeing his free government money commercials in a long time.

LMAO my son sings these ads all the time.

How is Andy even annoying? He just draws on a whiteboard.

The Sonic commercials are awesome as well, dunno how you can hate those.

I agree that the Free-credit-report-dot-com commercials can SUCK IT. Worst ad on tv atm.

The first couple were funny, IMO. I particularly liked the "married my dream girl" spot, where he was singing about how the bitch wrecked his life while she picking up laundry right in front of him. :D

Now they're just lame, though.

That one, and the seafood restaurant one was pretty funny. Them shits have definitely jumped the shark though. Actually, the one where he bought the beater car while his posse got laughed at was pretty good too.

Billy mays what a db:banghead:

Bizzaro World Billy Mays

NSFW

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RIP

I take back all of those bad things I said about you, Billy Mays. RIP.

No, no.

NO!

Those are the best commercials on television today.






And as for Billy Mays, I'm sad to report that he is not available in stores any more.

I think ShamWow guy is kinda fun. Certainly a decent salesman.

The UPS whiteboard thing was fun, when it looked like it was real. Now it's all animated and dumb.

But Billy Mays is (was) pretty obnoxious. I'm sure he was a great guy and I'm glad he had success. But man... Screaming bothers me. RIP man. But you got my vote in this poll.

Billy said he wasn't screaming. He was projecting.