Except I guess ^that^ part is all about me. I'll work on that. Sorry.

Sheesh.

Well since you love me again I think I can go to sleep. We'll revive this greatest thread ever again soon. Or just IM me. or text. call. whatever. Pet skinny kitty for me and throw Max the ball once.

Skinny kitty's sleeping in my lap, so that part will be easy. I'll throw Max the ball some time after he wakes up.

Obligatory movie quote...

"Get the stick, Max! ........There's no stick! I'm smarter."

Nite. :D

MAX!!!!...... Fetch me my sedative.......


OK now bed.

4:00: Wallow in self pity
4:30: Stare into the abyss
5:00: Solve world hunger . . . tell no one
5:30: Jazzercise
6:30: Dinner with me . . . I can't cancel that again!
7:00: Wrestle with my self-loathing . . .

I'm booked!

If you put off Jazzercise you'd have time to come down, grab a handful of shrimp and be back in time to slip slowly into madness..... But what would you wear!?

Blast this Christmas music. It's joyful and triumphant.

If you utter as much as one word I'LL HUNT YOU DOWN AND GUT YOU LIKE A FISH!!!............. if you like to fax me press the star key.

MAX! HELP ME! I'm... FEEEEEEEEELING!

:spock:

wtf is going on here?

A private conversation. duh.

As you were saying Tam......

I don't remember now. All these interruptions...I've lost my train of thought. Geez.

It's like people don't understand a private conversation full of inside jokes and stupid movie quotes when they see it, just because it's posted on a public internet message board with hundreds of readers, for all to see.

Sheesh.

I know. The nerve of some people.

I must say tho, I've been lurking so much lately, it's been kinda fun having something worth posting on. Heh.

This thread is your Christmas gift. And it just keeps on giving.

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER MMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

It's better than a subscription to the jelly-of-the-month club.

Oy with the poodles already.....

:Lin:



....It's just not the same without the sound.

so, like, when did jazz and beer me start internet dating? need I warn you about the potential issues that arrise?

Hey Tam..... this guys thinks we're dating....



:D

Yeah. I guess he doesn't realize that I'm too old for you.

jesus. you ****ers are old enough and have been on this board long enough to see sarcasm. ****.

Hey Tam this guy thinks we took him seriously....

Yeah. I guess that ****er isn't old enough and hasn't been on this board long enough to get our sense of humor.

We're so misunderstood.

Kinda like Marilyn Manson.

ROFL