It definitely wasn't The Ropers.

:doh!:

STAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNLEY!!!!!!!

Was it Voyagers??

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Here it wasn't:



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It definatly wasnt the Raiders of the Lost Ark ripoff, Tales of the Gold Monkey.

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Damn, I was sure that was it.

If you didn't like 80s big hair then you must have been very lonely in high school. It was the style.

A trucker with a ****ing monkey.

Let me repeat that one more time:

A trucker.....with a ****ing.....monkey.

ROFL Only copious amounts of cocaine in TV executive meetings could produce a masterpiece of this caliber.

AIRWOLF?

THE DEAL IS DONE.

My chicks did the full-on Nikki Sixx stack, not the big in front, flat it back shit.

But hey, if she gives you wangatude mojo; it's no big deal to me.:toast:

It ain't about the hair....

I actually liked this one, and that's Stewart Copeland's music:


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I dont think it was KISS meets the Phantom of the Park either??

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Ace Frehley kicking oompa-loompa ass; GENIUS!@

This was without question the worst TV show of all time. What. The. ****.

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Yep, that was a complete flusher.

This however, was the shit. Chuck Connors says "**** you Hollywood; I win".

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I've been through this entire ****ing list, and I give up.

* 21 Jump Street
* 227 TV Show
* A-Team
* AfterMASH
* Airwolf
* ALF
* Alien Nation
* Amazing Stories
* Amen
* Automan
* B.L. Stryker
* Bare Essence
* Baywatch
* Baywatch Hawaii
* Beauty and the Beast
* Best of the West
* Beverly Hills Buntz
* Black Adder
* Blue Thunder
* Booker
* Bosom Buddies
* Brady Brides, The
* Brand New Life
* Bret Maverick
* Brideshead Revisited
* Bring 'Em Back Alive
* Buck James
* Cagney & Lacey
* Charles In Charge
* Checking In
* Cheers
* China Beach
* Coach
* Colbys, The
* Cosby Show, The
* Cosmos Mini-Series
* Cover Up
* Crazy Like A Fox
* Crime Story
* Dear John
* Designing Women
* Different World
* Doogie Howser
* Double Trouble
* Duck Factory
* Dynasty
* Empty Nest
* Enos
* Equalizer
* E/R (1984)
* Falcon Crest
* Fall Guy
* Fame TV Show
* Family Matters
* Family Ties



* Father Murphy
* Flo
* French and Saunders
* Friday The 13th
* Full House
* Galactica 1980
* Gimme A Break
* Gloria
* Golden Girls
* Good Morning, Miss Bliss
* Greatest American Hero
* Growing Pains
* Hard Time on Planet Earth
* Hardcastle & McCormick
* Harper Valley PTA
* Highway to Heaven
* Highwayman, The
* Hill Street Blues
* Hogan Family
* Hooperman
* Hotel
* Hunter
* In The Heat Of The Night
* It's A Living
* Jake And The Fatman
* Jennifer Slept Here
* Joanie Loves Chachi
* Just the Ten of Us
* Kate and Allie
* Knight Rider
* L.A. Law
* Lonesome Dove Miniseries
* Lottery!
* MacGyver
* Magnum P.I.
* Major Dad
* Mama's Family
* Manimal
* Married With Children
* Master, The
* Matlock
* Matt Houston
* Max Headroom
* McClain's Law
* Miami Vice
* Misfits Of Science
* Mission Impossible (1988)
* Moonlighting
* Mr. Belvedere
* Mr. Merlin
* Murder She Wrote
* Murphy Brown
* My Sister Sam
* My Two Dads
* Mystery Science Theater



* Nero Wolfe (1981)
* Newhart
* Night Court
* Otherworld
* Out of This World
* Perfect Strangers
* Poirot
* Police Squad
* Powers Of Matthew Star
* Private Benjamin
* Punky Brewster
* Quantum Leap
* Ray Bradbury Theater
* Red Dwarf
* Remington Steele
* Riptide
* Roseanne
* Saved By The Bell: Original
* Scarecrow And Mrs. King
* Silver Spoons
* Simon and Simon
* Simpsons, The
* Small Wonder
* Spenser For Hire
* Square Pegs
* St. Elsewhere
* Star Cops
* Star Trek Next Generation
* Starman
* Stone
* Superboy
* T.J. Hooker
* Tales From the Crypt
* Tales From the Darkside
* Tales of the Gold Monkey
* Tenspeed and Brown Shoe
* thirtysomething
* Three's A Crowd
* Too Close for Comfort
* Tour Of Duty
* Twilight Zone, The (1985)
* Voyagers
* W*A*L*T*E*R
* War Of The Worlds
* Webster
* Werewolf
* Whiz Kids
* Who's The Boss?
* Wiseguy
* Wizards and Warriors
* Wonder Years
* Yellow Rose
* The Young Ones
* The Young Riders

You checked The Brady Brides?

Hell, maybe Guru was right. I know a lot of shows changed up the intros each season.

I'm wondering if it really wasn't Magnum PI. Rainbow flying apparatus? Check.

No, no BB. Just figuratively speaking.

There was one show with a para sail, but it didn't jive with my memory.

Maybe we should call a detective agency to find out.

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did it land in front of a White Castle

LMAO


EXTREEEEEME!

Could have been a kid's show
wasn't there some kind of googy science show

Here it isn't:

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The fall guy I love that theme

"because I'm the unknown stuntman that makes eastwood look so fine". Even the dig at farrah very clever.

How long did that show last?

Here's the exact moment where I learned to wear my sunglasses this way when you don't need them right now, but will again soon. Still do to this day.

Perhaps my most permeating bit of meanness in Jr. High. There was a new guy who was kind of goofy looking, it bugged the heck out of me until I figured out he looked remarkably like Gary Gnu. I made the observation once and it spread like wildfire. His name was Steve [Mmrrphhh], but by the time we graduated HS he'd answered to Gary for years.

ohhhhhhhhhh no, not THAT show! One of my babysitters when I was young absolutly loved that show and insisted on watching it everytime she was there. What a horrible show.

We had a dude that looked like Beaker from the muppet show. I didn't mess with him though.

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Holy shit, I just realized that's the tune on George Costanza's answering machine.

For some reason, when I was in the UK, they'd show reruns of Fall Guy non stop on BBC on Saturday afternoons. I remember loving that show as a kid, but it's ridiculously stupid now.

Macguyver


*edit*
shit, guess not. I would have sworn the clip of him flying a rainbow colored glider was in the credits

I'm sure google has already been bombarded by 'rainbow hang glider' so I'm not even going to try but Mr. Fax, I see your Ant Suicide Virus and see you the "water bear" aka Tardigrade.

Some interesting facts about the little guy:

Tardigrades have been known to withstand the following extremes while in this state:

• Temperature — tardigrades can survive being heated for a few minutes to 151 °C, or being chilled for days at –200 °C, or for a few minutes at –272 °C. (absolute zero is −273.15 °C).<sup id="cite_ref-10" class="reference">[11]</sup>
• Pressure — they can withstand the extremely low pressure of a vacuum and also very high pressures, more than 1200 times atmospheric pressure. It has recently been demonstrated that tardigrades can survive the vacuum of open space and solar radiation combined for at least 10 days.<sup id="cite_ref-11" class="reference">[12]</sup> Recent research has notched up another feat of endurance: they can withstand 6,000 atmospheres, which is nearly six times the pressure of water in the deepest ocean trench. <sup id="cite_ref-12" class="reference">[13]</sup>
• Dehydration — tardigrades have been shown to survive nearly one decade in a dry state.<sup id="cite_ref-13" class="reference">[14]</sup> Another researcher reported that a tardigrade survived over a period of 120 years in a dehydrated state, but soon died after 2 to 3 minutes of more customary exposure.<sup id="cite_ref-14" class="reference">[15]</sup> Subsequent research has cast doubt on its accuracy since only small movements in the water bear's leg were detected.<sup id="cite_ref-15" class="reference">[16]</sup>
• Radiation — as shown by Raul M. May from the University of Paris, tardigrades can withstand 5,700 grays or 570,000 rads of x-ray radiation. (Ten to twenty grays or 1,000–2,000 rads could be fatal to a human). The only explanation thus far for this ability is that their lowered hydration state provides fewer reactants for the ionizing radiation.

Quiet an amazing creature. Literally almost indisructable except for when his environment is quickly changed. I've always admired the little guy.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tardigrada

Dang. They've been torturing the dickens out of those little fellers.

FAX

I thought he provided a good antithesis to the kamikaze ant. :D

Well, it does indeed, Mr. Otter. I just think that these scientist guys are kind of creepy.

Scientist Wife: "So, how was your day, honey?"

Scientist: "Not good. I tried to kill a water bear and it didn't work. I tried freezing it, hitting it with radioactive gamma rays, and setting it on fire. The damned thing's still breathing."

Scientist Wife: "Oh honey ... I'm so sorry."

Scientist: "It's okay. Tomorrow, I'm going to hit one with a sledge hammer and see if that works."

FAX

ROFL

You have no argument from me there Fax.

Also, how the hell do they generate that much radiation?

as opposed to now

CSI
CSI NY
CSI Miami
CSI Deluth
Bones
Criminal Minds
.....the list goes on an on.

TV blows.STFU

They launched them into space you silly billys.

Greatest American Hero.


edit- nope on the list already

Then they decided to spin off Sherrif Lobo with his own series. More coke consumed.

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Wow. Just wow.