Welcome to my world. :p

Only if you believe it sir... only if you believe it...

It's really, really wordy... but can be summed up with:

When she breaks up to you, don't let her talk too much, because you'll be vulnerable and might just believe her bullshit. Look at her with confidence and say:

...and leave.

This is what 95% of women do. Here's a basic rule of psychology that will never steer you wrong in any type of relationship:

What people want more than anything is to feel important. If you find out what makes a person feel important, you can extrapolate a lot of other information. For example, if a person feels most important when they do charitable work, spend time with their family, or earn their Master's degree, that person is probably a lot different than someone who feels important by sleeping with a lot of people, bragging about material items, or being rude to a waitress.

If you want to control a situation, do something to make the other person feel important. Then, withhold it.

In doing so, you first establish that you have the ability to give that feeling of importance, then you train the person to act in a certain way in order to get you to validate them further. This is more difficult in professional interactions than it is in dealing with some 19 year old girl with no self-esteem.

You've already made her feel important by asking her out, listening to her slutty stories, etc. Now just dial it way back and make her work harder each time she tries to gain your approval. In a week, she'll be begging for your attention. The problem is, you'll be sick of her in a month, and that will just make her want you more.

Eh, I'm still saying nip it in the bud. Don't play games. If you let her get away with acting how she's acting, then she'll keep acting that way. It's up to her to figure out why no one talks to her.

I hear you brother. Why do you think I stir shit up here and get into swearin fights with total strangers????

IM WORKIN OUT MY ****IN RAGE!!!!!

THAT BITCH!! ;)
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Go buy this book and then deal with her
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here's a cliche , but keep it real with her talk to her like you do with one of your buds when they do something stupid and you want to constructively correct it. She'll stop and respect you for manning up and **** the shit out of you, or feel belittled because she can't control you. Either way problem solved

That's how to take advantage of skanks with no self-esteem. It's not a good way to meet anyone worth knowing for any other reason.

Blackmail...I love it. :D

Not really - its a pure psychology book. You can do alot of that stuff without getting into her pants.

you know, Buddha, A good personality consists of a chick with a little hard body, who will satisfy all sexual demands without being too slutty about things, and who essentially will keep her dumb ****ing mouth shut.

That's not really my style... I want a chick I can talk philosophy with, and stuff...

:doh!:

I'm learning that you have to play the little dating head games first.

You better pretend your gay.

Poop on that. If you start playing games, you'll find ways to justify playing games the rest of the time too.

Tell her you have a really good friend that masturbates livestock for a living. She'll either **** you on the spot or leave you alone forever. Problem solved!

Do you know what Ed Gein said about women?

"When I see a pretty girl walking down the street, I think two things. One part wants me to take her out, talk to her, be real nice and sweet and treat her right."

"And what did the other part think?"

"What her head would look like on a stick... ”

:eek:

I'm starting to think some sort of gaming is necessary, though usually subconscious.

So much for true love... lol.

ROFL

I'm hoping she does. I need a BJ first to slow me.

Have you tried pinching her nips?

As for this thread, here's what you do

1. Company gathering
2. Get her drunk
3. Profit

It's only a matter of time before someone accuses you of being me.

Okay. But I'm not.. am I?

Welp, spoke too soon.

And then face her at work come Monday morning.

I don't know why.

... how about this. I play with everyone the exact same way. Everyone. Same. Everyone except the people that I'm attracted to enough to want a relationship with. Then it's a quieter more submissive version. Not submissive dammit. Submissiver. Whatever the case, it's a far more honest interpretation of my inner glory. Everyone else gets what only men call "game" and women get to call "charm."

Spit game so the world loves you.
Stop when you want to love someone back.

So lets get this straight, you are a dude that wants a girl to have deep emotional talks with basically. The girl at work is a cock tease who isnt taken seriousally by other girls. You like the girl at work but she doesnt understand. Is this the basic take in a nutshell?

The bitch is odd now, wait until she gets tagged.

The weird shit would step up by ^ 10.

The trick is to act like you did nothing wrong.

I've been around with a few women, but they usually start everything. I'm just now learning how to grow a pair, and its really confusing still.

I want to make everyone like me half the time, and then the other time, I want to say it how it is.

and they are on the verge of losing the jobs.

She wants attention, that's it.

The hell with her.

Throw her in the gutter and go get another.

No. You're probably not as good-looking as I am. That chick would be begging me for a date by this point. I doubt you dress quite as snappy as I do, either.

Jesus. How old are you? This is almost like talking to a mirror.

I don't have to have emotional talks with a girl. I really just want a chick to hang out with, like a friend. And then MAYBE at some point later on get freaky and get more serious.

I just got out of a relationship that sucked (Dane Cook would say a Relationshit). I really don't want anything serious at all!

Stop being a pussy, and stop giving them attention, they'll be all over you if you go with that. Women own guys like that

If you're her pal she won't **** you

So no friends with benefits? I guess that's what I want... lol! :-)

Oh well... I'm going to stop trying to be this and that. I need to learn to just flow and be... And if that's good, then cool. If not, then whatever.

Do you think so much around guys?? probably not, that's how you need to be around women, don't put them on a pedestal

What do you mean by not giving them attention? I always wondered that. Cause, do you talk to them? Do you still smile at them? I mean, I don't let her walk all over me. She said I should do something for her and I was like, "Uh, hellll no!" So I'm not a doormat.

But I always wanted to know what it means when you're not supposed to give them attention. Cause ZERO attention and they won't even know your name.

The only way a FWB works is if you only get together for sex. If there's any connection other than that, then one or the other is going to get too emotionally involved and complicate shit.

Actually, I do think like this around guys. I think like this before I even post on here. Its just who I aaam...

The original poster forgot the "FML" at the end.

:( booooo...

I don't care if she likes me more than I like her... I can deal with that. And since I've never been in love, and don't really "fall" for girls like some people do, I am not worried.

I just want some nookie/social interaction.

Bullshit. FWB can't go to a movie and make out in the dark?

Be confident in yourself, not cocky...that's all. You can talk to women but don't talk to them like they are your everything or you really are interested in them etc. if you are on a date or whatever be yourself, but be a MAN about it, don't be a pansy. Pretty much don't give a shit how she reacts to what you say etc. I havent done the dating shit in awhile but once you do it once and get a girl it will be easy from then on. Confidence is key, it's just a damn woman

Okay here is my take on situation. The chick is acting like a normal girl for the most part expect she is used to getting hit on. Basically if you want in her pants - you got to ignore her and say negative but sly comments to her. If you want her to go away, bug the shit out of her by talking to her. That could also backfire on you since women naturally want to talk about their problems.

Still focusing on the sex factor. It's not like you hold conversations during the movie.

First of all Buddha, you never let on how much you like a girl.

"Oh, Debbie. Hi."

Two, you always call the shots.

"Kiss me. You won't regret it."

Now three, act like wherever you are, that's the place to be.

"Isn't this great?"

Four, when ordering food, you find out what she wants, then order for the both of you. It's a classy move.

"Now, the lady will have the linguini and white clam sauce, and a Coke with no ice."

And five, now this is the most important, Buddha. When it comes down to making out, whenever possible, put on side one of Led Zeppelin IV.

Dude. You're already saying she drives you crazy. She'll smother you.

You can't make out the whole time.

I think FWB should be able to go out to bars and play grabass. Go dancing and dry hump. That sort of thing.

WTF would you know about it?

Good luck. Someone will fall for the other.

Thats Mystery method stuff.

You forgot "when taking her and laying her down by the fire, grab the storm trooper helmet and make her put it on"

Pussy on a pedestal... put it back on the ground, preferably in a lower-lying area...

GOT IT!

She just texted me and so I texted her back. She said all guys cared about are how girls look and sex. I told her that "that isn't the case with some guys (like me), but that I don't care what she thinks." I'm not going to prove myself to her, cause I'm not jumping through hoops for a girl again...

I just send out this vibe and I have personally found that women do respond. I mean, something happens.

Dude that is good and all, but men do care how they look and sex. Its programmed in our genes.

Not really me. I have about the lowest sex drive of any guy in his early 20s. I like it, but I'm a quality over quantity guy. I've been without for a year now, and don't care.

I told you I am weird! :-)

WTF? You don't want to sleep with her, you're looking for a FWB, you don't want to sleep with her. Make up your mind!

Are you satisfied with the results? Your end goal is to chat with them?

I already tell her she's not cool enough to hang out with me... :-)

I am ornery as hell towards her. Oh well... This is all just a good learning experience. Either I'll end up with nothing, or something. Either way, I get to learn something about chicks.

How did you ever get laid?

My advice to you is don't get sucked into playing games with her or any woman for that matter.

If you are interested in her let her know if not don't waste your time or hers.

The more you type, the more it seems like you are the oddball **** and not her.

That's the idea, luv. That's the attitude.

The attitude dictates that you don't care whether she comes, stays, lays, or prays. I mean whatever happens, your keyboard keys are still tappin'. Now when you got that, then you have the attitude.

I don't want to sleep with her yet. I hardly know her! But if she ends up being cool and all, then I'd do her. :-)

But if I have to choose between doing her earlier than I want, and never doing her at all, I'll take option A. I'll take a chance on her. I just got through with a super serious girl with no fun factor. I kinda want someone weird who likes to party.

Don't dip your pen in company ink... trust me.

I'm going through the crazy awkwardness now...

Until you meet them in public and you are nothing like you type and then you come across as a fake douchebag

ROFL

What do you mean? I'm cool and the shy, quiet girls usually like me.

Am I saying some strange things? I told you I'm unique.

Ok story time let's hear it

Seconded.

We've all done coworkers, but it's great to hear others' stories.

Don't do it. All these people talking about not dipping the pen in company ink. There's a reason for that.

But I technically don't work with her. I could go all day and only see her for about 10 seconds if I had to.

You're a player. You're just not loud about it. The subtle ones like you are dangerous.