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luv 03-01-2009 10:05 PM
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Originally Posted by GoTrav (Post 5545448)
sh1t, maybe you're growing a penis then. Go to the Dr.
LMAO

KcMizzou 03-01-2009 10:05 PM
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Originally Posted by frazod (Post 5545398)
Maybe you'll be fortunate enough to get a giant boil at some point. I've only had one really horrible one, but it was the size of a ****ing orange, right next to my junk. Extremely painful. Could barely walk, missed nearly a week of work. Basically the only think you can do is keep heat on it and let it run its course. When it finally popped, enough pus came out to fill two or three shot glasses. Smelled like really stinky feet. Gross, but the instant absence of pain and pressure was wonderful.

You'd love it.
GAHHHH...

WTF? That's horrific.

Redrum_69 03-01-2009 10:06 PM
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Originally Posted by frazod (Post 5545450)
Honestly, I don't know. I hopped on one leg into the shower when I felt it start to go, so that I wouldn't make a mess all over the house. I was so grossed out by the smell (made worse, I'm sure by the warm dampess from the water) that I wasn't going to look at it. I could feel it running down my leg though. Ugh.

you sure that wasnt one of your heavy flow days?

KcMizzou 03-01-2009 10:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Otter (Post 5545422)
I wish I hadn't read that.

Happy place...Happy place...Happy place
THIS.

Dear God, THIS!

GoTrav 03-01-2009 10:07 PM
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Originally Posted by frazod (Post 5545450)
Honestly, I don't know. I hopped on one leg into the shower when I felt it start to go, so that I wouldn't make a mess all over the house. I was so grossed out by the smell (made worse, I'm sure by the warm dampess from the water) that I wasn't going to look at it. I could feel it running down my leg though. Ugh.
holy sh1t, remind me to never return to this thread. And to think I was afraid to tell Luv I experienced her concern in the "nipple" region for about 3 months....but the tenderness and swelling did go away.

luv 03-01-2009 10:07 PM
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Originally Posted by KcMizzou (Post 5545457)
THIS.

Dear God, THIS!
LMAO

Bugeater 03-01-2009 10:07 PM
ROFL

Frazod 03-01-2009 10:09 PM
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Originally Posted by KcMizzou (Post 5545457)
THIS.

Dear God, THIS!
:evil:

Lumpy 03-01-2009 10:09 PM
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Originally Posted by frazod (Post 5545450)
Honestly, I don't know. I hopped on one leg into the shower when I felt it start to go, so that I wouldn't make a mess all over the house. I was so grossed out by the smell (made worse, I'm sure by the warm dampess from the water) that I wasn't going to look at it. I could feel it running down my leg though. Ugh.
:LOL: :redface: Just had a visual of that... I think I will barf now.

luv 03-01-2009 10:10 PM
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Originally Posted by KCPimpN (Post 5545469)
:LOL: :redface: Just had a visual of that... I think I will barf now.
You're picturing fraz in the shower?!?

Frazod 03-01-2009 10:12 PM
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Originally Posted by luv (Post 5545472)
You're picturing fraz in the shower?!?
LMAO

Lumpy 03-01-2009 10:13 PM
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Originally Posted by luv (Post 5545472)
You're picturing fraz in the shower?!?
No. Wait. What? Oh gawd!!! Ahhhhhhhh!!! :deevee: Make these evil visions go away!!!

KcMizzou 03-01-2009 10:14 PM
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Originally Posted by luv (Post 5545472)
You're picturing fraz in the shower?!?
I imagine it's worse than that... just sayin'.

Hammock Parties 03-01-2009 10:18 PM
I think Fraz was impregnated by a facehugger...and had a miscarriage.

Discuss Thrower 03-01-2009 10:25 PM
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Originally Posted by KcMizzou (Post 5545298)
Dude, you're fuckin' nasty.
I would lance zits for a career if I could. I hate it when I see people with those whiteheads that are so infected that the skin ringing it is red... I want to carry a hollowed pin or something that I could easily warm up, sterilize, and pop those mother****ers with.

Last year I operated on a roommate who had a buzzed haircut and wound up with an ingrown hair on his scalp that went painful. I got a needle, got it out slightly, then treated him with alternating periods of a warm washrag and an icecube. Not too shabby for a then political science major.

alanm 03-01-2009 10:26 PM
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Originally Posted by luv (Post 5545085)
This has never hurt before today, and it's just a little sore to the touch.
Get it checked out and quit playing with it.

alanm 03-01-2009 10:34 PM
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Originally Posted by frazod (Post 5545418)
So, do I win? LMAO
Yeah.. that beats the nose and nipple zit. :spock:

alnorth 03-01-2009 10:49 PM
My brother had a huge lump under the armpit once, turned out to be a swollen lymph node that they had to remove. Wasn't serious, hopefully its just something like that.

RINGLEADER 03-01-2009 10:57 PM
You need to see a doctor of course just to make sure but I get the same things on a fairly regular basis. The lymph nodes in your armpits can evidently be agitated by things like dental work and changes in deodorant. It can also be symptomatic of Hodkins Lymphoma so best to be sure and have a doctor check you out. At the very least you'll have peace of mind.

Good luck!

Johnny Vegas 03-01-2009 11:04 PM
it could be a cyst. keloid(sp?) or some sort. I have one and it got bigger over time. I think of it as my pet. lol Most causes are from ingrown hairs or squeezing a zit and it goes in instead of leaking out. MMMMM I know.

They're not cancerous, but tissue grows abnormally and you can get them removed. Either by injection of some sort of medicine or have it cut out. Its a quick procedure. I visited a dermatologist and they explained it to me. I recommend getting it cut out. The injection ****ing hurts afterwards and requires a few visits to have the injection.

Goldmember 03-01-2009 11:07 PM
could be a lipoma..get it checked out

http://www.webmd.com/skin-problems-a...topic-overview

The Buddha 03-01-2009 11:40 PM
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Originally Posted by luv (Post 5545038)
Okay. For the past three or four months, whenever I shave, I've noticed that I have this lump underneath my right armpit that's about the size of a pea. I never paid it much attention, because it never hurt or anything. This evening, I noticed that it feels a bit bigger, and it's slightly sore to the touch. I decided to look it up on Google. I'm not liking what I'm reading. It's could be anything from bacterial to cancerous. Needless to say, I'm going to be making a doctor's appointment in the near future to get it checked out. I'm just a little freaked, I guess. Cancer has been really prevalent on my dad's side of the family.
Five bucks says its a benign fatty cyst/tumor in the lymph nodes under your armpit. That being said, its good to see a doctor.

luv 03-01-2009 11:44 PM
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Originally Posted by The Buddha (Post 5545749)
Five bucks says its a benign fatty cyst/tumor in the lymph nodes under your armpit. That being said, its good to see a doctor.
I don't know what it is, but, if they can remove it, I'm all for it. It's feels funny, it looks funny (not that anyone sees it but me), and having it makes me nervous. More nervous than I like admitting.

Johnny Vegas 03-01-2009 11:51 PM
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Originally Posted by luv (Post 5545758)
I don't know what it is, but, if they can remove it, I'm all for it. It's feels funny, it looks funny (not that anyone sees it but me), and having it makes me nervous. More nervous than I like admitting.
I got one on my arm(tiny), back of my leg(tiny), and on my chest(medium). I don't mind admitting it. Hell it's healthy talking about it. It gets others to know what to look for.

Johnny Vegas 03-01-2009 11:54 PM
BTW the one on my chest is the most irritated because my shirts rub on it all day. Quit messin' with it and worry about it when you're with the doc. No sense in losing sleep and thinking up crazy thoughts all night.

luv 03-02-2009 12:04 AM
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Originally Posted by badmajama (Post 5545781)
BTW the one on my chest is the most irritated because my shirts rub on it all day. Quit messin' with it and worry about it when you're with the doc. No sense in losing sleep and thinking up crazy thoughts all night.
LMAO

You don't know me very well. I overthink everything. This means this will end up being mch scarier in my head than it is in real life.

Bowser 03-02-2009 12:05 AM
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Originally Posted by luv (Post 5545806)
LMAO

You don't know me very well. I overthink everything. This means this will end up being mch scarier in my head than it is in real life.
You must be related to my wife. If it MIGHT go wrong, it most likely WILL go wrong..... I've come to accept that as her mantra.

The Buddha 03-02-2009 12:08 AM
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Originally Posted by luv (Post 5545758)
I don't know what it is, but, if they can remove it, I'm all for it. It's feels funny, it looks funny (not that anyone sees it but me), and having it makes me nervous. More nervous than I like admitting.
In other words it could get in the way whenever you end up becoming a world-famous lingerie model? :-)

I understand. Btu try not to worry until you know something for sure. I've had one of those also, and I'm pretty sure about 99.9% of them are no biggie.

So if you're gonna flip, you can only flip about .1% of what you really want to.

luv 03-02-2009 07:34 AM
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Originally Posted by Bowser (Post 5545814)
You must be related to my wife. If it MIGHT go wrong, it most likely WILL go wrong..... I've come to accept that as her mantra.
At least we're prepared for the worst case scenario. :)

luv 03-02-2009 07:42 AM
Lump under my armpit 03-01-2009 09:27 PM Redrum_69 Maybe next time use protection and your nodes wont react to all the millions of diseases flowing in and out of you on any given day

And, of course, redrum shows what a douche he is. And to think I truly felt sorry for him when he lost his job. Time to put the asshole back on ignore.

keg in kc 03-02-2009 08:29 AM
Get it checked out, but don't panic. I had one show up under my armpit when I was a freshman in college, it's still there and I'm still kicking 17 years later.

memyselfI 03-02-2009 08:30 AM
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Originally Posted by luv (Post 5545038)
Okay. For the past three or four months, whenever I shave, I've noticed that I have this lump underneath my right armpit that's about the size of a pea. I never paid it much attention, because it never hurt or anything. This evening, I noticed that it feels a bit bigger, and it's slightly sore to the touch. I decided to look it up on Google. I'm not liking what I'm reading. It's could be anything from bacterial to cancerous. Needless to say, I'm going to be making a doctor's appointment in the near future to get it checked out. I'm just a little freaked, I guess. Cancer has been really prevalent on my dad's side of the family.
Get a mammogram as soon as you can. Chances are it will be nothing to worry about but just incase.

luv 03-02-2009 01:30 PM
The earliest the doctor could get me in is this Thursday at 11AM. Knowing me, it will be nothing, and it will have shrunk back down by then. I still want to check it out, though. It's actually a little sore today.

Dr. Johnny Fever 03-02-2009 01:31 PM
My gf had this just last week luv and it was just a swollen gland... harmless.

Katipan 03-02-2009 01:38 PM
So glad you made the appointment Luv, but totally don't think you should spend your days worring about it.

Pus is good in this case. It hurts because you were probing at it. Its going to hurt more and more until it's gone as it keeps pushing on the skin.

I've had it. In the summer in Phoenix, quick swipes with a dry razor to keep armpits in good tanktop and bikini shape. It happens. Grit my teeth, smoked, and found the bugger.

It hurrrrrt until it was out.

Jilly 03-02-2009 01:42 PM
It could just be a cyst, Luv. No big deal, but get it checked out just to make sure.

HC_Chief 03-02-2009 01:42 PM
This is one of the grossest threads ever. Seriously. :Lin:

MOhillbilly 03-02-2009 01:43 PM
a bird has made a nest and planted its egg in your armpit luv. nothin to worry about.

The Buddha 03-02-2009 01:44 PM
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Originally Posted by memyselfI (Post 5546115)
Get a mammogram as soon as you can. Chances are it will be nothing to worry about but just incase.
I don't think MGs will show you what's going on under the armpit.

But every woman should get one once in a while, anyway.

Frazod 03-02-2009 01:45 PM
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Originally Posted by HC_Chief (Post 5547602)
This is one of the grossest threads ever. Seriously. :Lin:
Really? Hadn't noticed.

:fire:

Dr. Johnny Fever 03-02-2009 01:46 PM
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Originally Posted by The Buddha (Post 5547614)
I don't think MGs will show you what's going on under the armpit.

But every woman should get one once in a while, anyway.
A pitogram?

The Buddha 03-02-2009 01:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Dr. Johnny Fever (Post 5547638)
A pitogram?
:-)

And it will probably end there. Unless she has good insurance, then they'll tell her she needs a biopsy :-)

luv 03-02-2009 01:52 PM
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Originally Posted by The Buddha (Post 5547614)
I don't think MGs will show you what's going on under the armpit.

But every woman should get one once in a while, anyway.
I'm not getting a MG for another 8 years. From what I hear, they're not comfortable. I don't want to get one until I'm supposed to.

The Buddha 03-02-2009 01:54 PM
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Originally Posted by luv (Post 5547682)
I'm not getting a MG for another 8 years. From what I hear, they're not comfortable. I don't want to get one until I'm supposed to.
You should get one at the age of 30, IMO.

I'm getting a prostate exam when I'm 30. It runs in the family. And its not about being comfortable.

luv 03-02-2009 01:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Dr. Johnny Fever (Post 5547638)
A pitogram?
I think it's gonna feel weird to have someone digging around in my pit. Definitely don't have to feel for the lump though. It's quite visible when I lift my arm.

luv 03-02-2009 01:55 PM
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Originally Posted by The Buddha (Post 5547693)
You should get one at the age of 30, IMO.

I'm getting a prostate exam when I'm 30. It runs in the family.
Forget that. I'm waiting until 40, as recommended.

The Buddha 03-02-2009 01:56 PM
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Originally Posted by luv (Post 5547695)
I think it's gonna feel weird to have someone digging around in my pit. Definitely don't have to feel for the lump though. It's quite visible when I lift my arm.
They'll probably stick a needle in it, too... And depending on what comes out... They'll know what the deal is.

MOhillbilly 03-02-2009 01:56 PM
babybirdegg in armpit syndrome may include the following side effects
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nIT5sFhw4sU

The Buddha 03-02-2009 01:57 PM
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Originally Posted by luv (Post 5547700)
Forget that. I'm waiting until 40, as recommended.
I'm a health nut, though.

Hammock Parties 03-03-2009 10:50 PM
I just popped a little zit IN my armpit. It felt good.

The Buddha 03-03-2009 10:53 PM
I knew a girl who had a lump just outside of her armpit.

Turns out... it was her boob.





boob.

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Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5552889)
I just popped a little zit IN my armpit. It felt good.
I find popping zits to be incredibly painful. Whenever I get one, they HURT!

lazepoo 03-03-2009 10:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Skip Towne (Post 5545049)
Probably a swollen lymph node. I'd see the doctor. Then again it may be nothing.

This. Cancer's usually really dense and harder, almost like a rock IIRC, but it's definitely better to get it checked out, especially if it's been there persistently.

luv 03-03-2009 10:58 PM
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Originally Posted by The Buddha (Post 5552896)
I knew a girl who had a lump just outside of her armpit.

Turns out... it was her boob.





boob.



I find popping zits to be incredibly painful. Whenever I get one, they HURT!
I had a old co-worker send me a message on facebook telling me that she found one that wa nothing under her right armpit. When she had her boys, and her milk came in, she said it grew to the size of a baseball. Turns out, it was excess breast tissue. She notices that it gets a little bigger during that time of the month.

The Buddha 03-03-2009 10:59 PM
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Originally Posted by luv (Post 5552910)
I had a old co-worker send me a message on facebook telling me that she found one that wa nothing under her right armpit. When she had her boys, and her milk came in, she said it grew to the size of a baseball. Turns out, it was excess breast tissue. She notices that it gets a little bigger during that time of the month.
Wow... you girls DO talk about everything. :-)

[last lame dirty joke]

I went down on a girl who had a lump just above the opening to her vagina. Turns out... clitoris.

[/last lame dirty joke]

luv 03-03-2009 11:00 PM
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Originally Posted by The Buddha (Post 5552914)
Wow... you girls DO talk about everything. :-)
She just didn't want me to worry about it too much.

The Buddha 03-03-2009 11:01 PM
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Originally Posted by luv (Post 5552916)
She just didn't want me to worry about it too much.
Awwww... that's sweet.

Do you guys... you know... ever kiss and stuff?

KIDDING! I'm getting manic and punchy...LOL!

luv 03-03-2009 11:03 PM
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Originally Posted by The Buddha (Post 5552922)
Awwww... that's sweet.

Do you guys... you know... ever kiss and stuff?

KIDDING! I'm getting manic and punchy...LOL!
Just another Manic Monday....err...Tuesday.

The Buddha 03-03-2009 11:04 PM
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Originally Posted by luv (Post 5552930)
Just another Manic Monday....err...Tuesday.
lol.

88TG88 03-03-2009 11:04 PM
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Originally Posted by The Buddha (Post 5547614)
I don't think MGs will show you what's going on under the armpit.

But every woman should get one once in a while, anyway.
hmmm

The Buddha 03-03-2009 11:06 PM
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Originally Posted by luv (Post 5552930)
Just another Manic Monday....err...Tuesday.
Yeah, so... Is it okay to a chick when a guy talks like this IRL? Cause I totally do. I lack internal filtering. :-)

Maybe that's what separates me from that other guy in the club with 20 wannabe strippers on him.

luv 03-03-2009 11:07 PM
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Originally Posted by The Buddha (Post 5552942)
Yeah, so... Is it okay to a chick when a guy talks like this IRL? Cause I totally do. I lack internal filtering. :-)

Maybe that's what separates me from that other guy in the club with 20 wannabe strippers on him.
I take it in stride on the internet. I seriously doubt you or anyone would think about asking me that in person.

Skip Towne 03-03-2009 11:09 PM
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Originally Posted by The Buddha (Post 5547716)
I'm a health nut, though.
Or you like the "silver bullet"

The Buddha 03-03-2009 11:13 PM
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Originally Posted by luv (Post 5552945)
I take it in strie on the internet. I seriously doubt you or anyone would think about asking me that in person.
...hahaha...yeah...hahaha.

I will totally talk like this to anyone. I told a 55 year old girl at work (who I've heard joke about sex and all sorts of nasty stuff), that if I got a hold of her, I would, "totally wreck," her. She thought it was funny, but once again, I lack proper filtering.

I wouldn't really, but that's not the point.

The Buddha 03-03-2009 11:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Skip Towne (Post 5552954)
Or you like the "silver bullet"
I like dark beers... lol

KChiefsQT 03-03-2009 11:20 PM
Could be anything... kinda sounds like a cyst, maybe some type of infection. Good luck and don't stress on it, I'm sure the doc will fix ya up!!! :)

2112 03-03-2009 11:23 PM
I'm late to this thread. but any abnormality you have should be checked asap. it could save your life. I hope all is well well with you, Luv.

ClevelandBronco 03-04-2009 12:07 AM
If you're on your back it could be a nipple.

Bugeater 03-04-2009 12:19 AM
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Originally Posted by luv (Post 5552910)
I had a old co-worker send me a message on facebook telling me that she found one that wa nothing under her right armpit. When she had her boys, and her milk came in, she said it grew to the size of a baseball. Turns out, it was excess breast tissue. She notices that it gets a little bigger during that time of the month.
Mmmmmm....excess breast tissue...:drool:

Katipan 03-04-2009 06:49 AM
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Originally Posted by luv (Post 5552945)
I take it in stride on the internet. I seriously doubt you or anyone would think about asking me that in person.
How funny.
I can't think of one post I've ever made that I wouldn't say in real life.

Mecca 03-04-2009 07:21 AM
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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 5553289)
How funny.
I can't think of one post I've ever made that I wouldn't say in real life.
I'm like that but that probably explains why people on this forum and people in life both think I'm arrogant.

Katipan 03-04-2009 07:27 AM
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Originally Posted by Mecca (Post 5553319)
I'm like that but that probably explains why people on this forum and people in life both think I'm arrogant.
I guess they use the Internet for something different.

So long as we can all come together under the umbrella of porn.

Otter 03-04-2009 08:19 AM
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Originally Posted by Mecca (Post 5553319)
I'm like that but that probably explains why people on this forum and people in life both think I'm arrogant.
"arrogant" huh? Whatever helps you sleep at night.

Mr. Kotter 03-04-2009 08:54 AM
I hope it's nothing serious. Best wishes, luv.

VAChief 03-04-2009 09:00 AM
My wife had something similar show up around Christmas, they took it very serious, ultra sounds, mammograms, and a biopsy. Thankfully everthing has come back benign and negative so far. Go to a doctor asap.

badgirl 03-04-2009 11:08 PM
I just read this thread, I hope everything is ok, get it checked as soon as possible. I wish you the best.

luv 03-04-2009 11:19 PM
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Originally Posted by badgirl (Post 5556297)
I just read this thread, I hope everything is ok, get it checked as soon as possible. I wish you the best.
11AM tomorrow morning. I'm off to bed.


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