this times 10

Ask their blood type and pick the one that's most incompatible to your own blood type. It'll decrease your odds of waking up in a bathtub without your kidneys.

Third option of get a prostitute because you will just embarrass yourself and make them go dyke..

They're not posted. Clay has apparently learned his lesson. But I've seen them both now, and hadn't voted yet. The white girl is cute enough, but the mexican is the EASY winner.

I would say the Hispanic just based on the ethnicity and under the premise that you may not get another Hispanic.

However, since it took you this long, there may not be another chance period.

I'm not "taking her" anywhere.

I'm not her boyfriend. I'm her stud-in-waiting.

The white woman then the hispanic if you still want to.
The white woman will be more patient with you making you more comfortable if the hispanic woman doesnt beleive it is the debut.
Besides the hispanic woman may be a little too wild for your first ride.

jesus... dont put the pussy on a pedestal, otherwise you'll be making a thread on here next week crying about losing the mexican pinata that you donkey punched and didnt get any treats when she spilled her goods.

Both. Do one and then move on to the other, then move back to the first.

rinse,repeat as long as they will let you. :)

No offense, but shut the **** up.

These sound like some classy women. I can see why it's such a difficult decision, cause you know, you want your first time with a desperate internet slut to be special.

I'll assume the first part is rhetorical.

And no....not CALL the place, I want a full fledged stakeout with someone to get some fuggin pics for this thread to make it less worthless.

If you folks want to look at the mexican's rack, check the date thread.

LMAO best post on the thread so far

Looks like the white girl is running away with the pole.

I'm gonna go for a run...this thread will be fun...

hmm that's tough i'd probably go for the white woman but sometimes the quiet ones are the freakiest

Feelings hurt?? He actually has a point about you.. You are pretty pathetic at this game, it is not like you can resort to talking about starwars at the bar or your online CP hijinks..

you should dress up like cheech marin and then show up at the mexicans house exclaiming this movie quote from dusk til dawn:

Chet: All right, pussy, pussy, pussy! Come on in pussy lovers! Here at the Titty Twister we're slashing pussy in half! Give us an offer on our vast selection of pussy, this is a pussy blow out! All right, we got white pussy, black pussy, Spanish pussy, yellow pussy, we got hot pussy, cold pussy, we got wet pussy, we got
[sniffs]
Chet: smelly pussy, we got hairy pussy, bloody pussy, we got snappin' pussy, we got silk pussy, velvet pussy, Naugahyde pussy, we even got horse pussy, dog pussy, chicken pussy! Come on, you want pussy, come on in, pussy lovers! If we don't got it, you don't want it! Come on in, pussy lovers!

Clayton, give me a picture of the redhead.

Is this whitey a late entrant in the virgin sweepstakes? I thought Mexi-milf had the pole position.

Bet you it is the one in The Woodlands, am I right?

Spill the chowder before you meet for multiple reasons

Wheres white girl pic?

he'll do that with a jar of peanut butter and a new bitch (female dog before the women on here get offended) he picks up at the pound

Im waiting for Chris Hanson to show up when he gets there

I would go with the white chick...especially since shes available sooner...right?
Personally I will be suprised if he nails either one of them! Go do it and then come back and tell us about it!

I just can’t comprehend how someone past the age of 20 can still be a virgin. Shit I’ve tripped and fell into puss more than a few times. How the hell have you not had any?

Obesity, religion, and social anxiety.

FYP :D

You never shit where you eat.

Pick the one that lives the farthest away.

looks, desperation, star wars fanatic...and contribtour to WPI dont help.

how much more stupid can you get?

biggest factor...

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Well you have to hand it to him; he's improved quite a bit lately.

thats true..

at least he didnt request that either of these chicks show up wearing the slave leia outfit...

That's probably four dates in.ROFL

He has no point whatsoever.

I don't need to talk these women into bed. They're ready, willing and able.

That won't taint the experience?

Considering all of the supporting materials, I would pick the Mexi-milf.

I require my dates to actively participate. Not spend their time under me "reading".:D

Imagine if I just said nothing at all.

The planet would have blue balls.

LOL...typo...but some chicks like to read while you do it from behind, yes? ROFL

I don't think a mexican would look quite right in that getup.

Maybe I can talk the white girl into it. :evil:

Your not going straight to bed though are you?? Actually that would help you, because I have the feeling the more you talk to them where ever you are meeting them will make them change their mind..

Or eat pizza and watch Oprah!

Pretty much.

It takes 4 hours to hit the sack /mystery

What a peach redrum is:

http://img4.imageshack.us/img4/5505/repm.jpg

ROFLROFLROFL

Clayton, would you opt for an abortion?

LMAO, think much of yourself, no I don’t think we would.

Then I'm out...

We'd no doubt move on to The_Buddah or some other socially inept circus act.

Dude.

No, I'm enjoying life.

I'd take the Spanish one just for the simple fact that they are harder to come by Irishmen like myself.

The Caucasian woman.

If for nothing other than if she's psycho, it'll take her an hour to get to you, thus reducing the notion that she'll show up at your parent's house unannounced.

Three miles away is too close for comfort for any chick that's looking for sex on the internet.

Just another lame "Claythan might get some pussy someday" thread.

That's a very good point.

I'm not sure an hour is enough safety space.

REDHEAD! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GO WITH THE REDHEAD!

And Claythan's date arrives!

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I'd have to see pictures to make this call.

go for the nice ass

This exchange had me rolling. LMAOLMAO

Ask them if they like anal, go with the one that says yes.

ROFL :LOL::LOL::LOL:LMAO

Wrong. You want to bang the one furthest away in case it goes sour. In your case, you'll suck in bed (everyone does 1st time).

p.s. Don't forget to spank the monkey beforehand! I remembermy 1st time. Pecker tracks all over my shirt. My mom made my dad give me "the talk".ROFL

Yes, clean the pipes.

White experienced one will be gentle then wild.... experience rules.

The spanish will try and be wild, inexperience will show. Too close to home.

first of all..its indiana jones. second of all..hes getting in a plane with steven spielbergs ex-wife...third of all its a movie...

your fantasy world is only as big as your dvd collection.

How about the one that isn't a figment of your imagination?

It's too late...I found the map room and marked the right location. Tomorrow the headpiece is going in the slot, and when the sun shines over the map room, I'll have discovered the well of the souls....

http://img24.imageshack.us/img24/3700/raiders589.jpg

Go with the white woman. Mexican women are f****** crazy. She says it's only about the sex but you never know they could become attached and clingy, and you don't want that because she has a kid. At least that's what I would do.

Example?

Hey crazy chicks are good in bed, just hide the knives.

Mexican women can be ****in' nuts, but I think this bitch's kid may ground her.

I've had a mexican chick that went nuts, thought we were dating, I said hell no, then she stalked me through my friends or at least tried. Then when I wouldn't talk to her and she couldn't get ahold of me she tried saying that she was pregnant. Yeah real messed up deal. That and this one might want you to help her with her kid or something it's just got bad news written all over it.

the only thing you share in common with indiana is trying to find hidden treasure that someone else claims in the end

It's a good rule of thumb to check under the mattress for knives when you are ****ing a Mexican.