billay!

DeBerg's just pissing all over things again.

On the whole, yes.

Now, AC, if you have a chance to take the lead runner, actually do it.

where the hell did that miss?

please DP

Great now we have to beat the umps too

This ump needs to take a few beta carotene supplements.

lol espn game cast has ponson in his yankee uniform still

When The Fever starts bitching, it's usually a pretty good indicator of a ****ing.

I can't remember who said it: Bill James maybe. "The Royals walk less than Stephen Hawking".

Ponson is the very paragon of control.

The home plate ump is turrble

Everyone should pull up Gameday so you can see just how awful this ump is.

Ponson is cruising!!!!

I hate it how Crisp has professional AB after professional AB.

And Aviles is first pitch swinging on the breaking ball...

WE NEED ****ING RUNS WE NEED MOTHER****ING RUNS I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE ****

nooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOO **** YOU **** YOU **** YOU

this

Cano singled, then Swisher walloped a beauty in the gap to score Cano from first.

"Better get comfortable fatty, you're staying in for at least another hour or two."

shut your dirty mouth.

mother****er

Terrible ****ing decision. He was already going back to the bag and AC was sleeping.

Damn@!!!

Toughen up bitches and end this with no more injury.

LOL aviles REALLY doesn't want that guy on second base.

Suck it up Ponson! :cuss:

Can we score 5 runs?

Good job. He's on pace for just that.

The offense needs to step it up or everyone is getting castrated!

So far, it will be a miracle if we can score 2.

i am trying to decide if i want ponson to succeed so the royals can win, or fail so that the royals will cut him.

2 away.

Teahen sucks ass.

:deevee:

CAN WE GET A BASERUNNER PLEASE

Hes actually doing ok for a #4 starter. The offense looks likes its going to be a major problem once again this year....sigh...

4 runs in 4 innings is not ok.

Ponson is awesome.

The Royals are so frustrating, that Deberg is going crazy and saying stuff (un)reasonably positive.

Its cold out, etc. You think the White Sox are going to stay as anemic on the offense as they were during the Royals series?

And no, Ponson is not doing ok. He's doing poorly.

Everyone was afraid of Ponson. I thought he would have given up 12 runs in the first two innings.

I still don't want him though.

Dude, his ERA is just a shade under 9. He's not exactly tearing it up.

Still, we don't have any better options, which is sad.

In todays game, you cant expect much out of 4th and 5th starters. On most teams they are average or garbage.

This is when a good teams offense must step up.

Yeah, Ponson sucks.

ponson is so ****ing fat. jeez.

Swisher almost broke his ankles swinging at that. LMAO

did ponson just strike out the side?

*deep sigh of relief*

So, we could start scoring some runs any time now........

LOL, yeah other than the hit and walk. Consistently inconsistent.

Let the runs start pouring in any time now.

Dear baseball gods,

Is it too much to ask for some offense?

Sincerely,
Crush

Yeah!!! We need more than one hit. Good start!

A HIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Butler's first hit of the year!

I got good feelings about this inning, gentlemen. Good feelings!!!

nice hit, ass clown.

Still good feelings, they are still there.

Jacobs suck.

Crush this Olivio cmon now.

Don't like the trouble he keeps getting into, but Ponson's 2-seamer really is showing great movement. Velocity has been consistent, too, right around 91.

If he can command both sides of the plate with that pitch, Ponson might stick in the rotation (at least longer than I expected).

Keep your head in there Olivio lets go

How did the Yankmees score their other two runs?

cmonn cmon cmon ****

How many 0-2, 1-2 counts has Petitte had?

Nice to see Hillman having so much fun......

way to do something with the leadoff double, boys.

:banghead:

This offense is pathetic.

Good thing we did the small things, like move the runner over after the lead-off ****ing double.

Have a feeling that Jacobs is going to make a case to be named my least favorite Royal by the end of the season.

Eight out of the 18 Royals at-bats have gone 0-2 or 1-2.

you have angered the baseball gods, yea.

If Ponson goes 6 and only gives up 4, which should really be 2 if Jacobs could play a decent 1B, you'd have to call this a success.

The entire coaching staff needs to be shitcanned. This is flusterating.

nice play by jacobs.

if only he could hit. and groom himself.

Well i see that our offense is still pussified in a major way.

I agree.