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I just shuttered reading this. The last time I felt this dirty was when I found out that Tim Krumrie was going to continue to be our d-line coach.

yeah, us getting all lesbiany, wanting it up our asses, and choosing to let our men choke us....makes me want to just shove a 9in dildo up any man's ass I see

I'm a giver. Not so much a receiver in that regard. Feels like it denigrates the woman. A bit demeaning.

You just want him to give you a little slap and tickle test.

What. In. The. ****. Is. Going. On. In. Here.

Hey, in 5 to 7 days you can dive back in!

Then why would you giving it not demean you? Isn't it the same principal the other way around?

I was with you there until the end.

A couple of times. Why?

And I thought you were sexually free

Reading this thread reminds me of the Frank Zappa song "Bobby Brown"

How dumb is that? There are no "rights" except what we give ourselves. Just because I like something done to me doesn't mean I have any desire to do it to someone else.

And since all of us get off in different ways, why is it so much of a stretch to believe it doesn't have the potential to feel absolutly amazing to be filled in such a naughty way?

Maybe something about his dick makes it insulting to women. Hung like a field mouse or warted up like a diseased mushroom.

I figure if she doesn't like it, fine. If she does like it, fine. Either way, nothing she wants to do can be demeaning. I mean, who am I to judge, and the whole idea is about mutual pleasure.

Talking about periods, anal sex, goat ****ing, and a little bit of oral. You know, the usual.

You are so adamant in your wishy washyness.

I am free. Free of objects entering my anus.

I agree. There's some reason for him being celibate other than "he chose to." I'm guessing he has a club foot...

But you're not a female. No matter how real the hypothetical may seem to you, you have no idea how a female thinks. Have you thought that maybe, just maybe, some women like it? And that each and every anal sex encounter isn't confined to the man demanding it from his partner? Just a thought.

The black and white world you're living in needs some sunlight to add the necessary shades of gray.

ugh. I could have lived without that visual.

I'm sorry, I'll stop talking about women giving me oral.

Maybe you should try it before you knock it. I mean, the men on the Sirius playboy channel say it's the best orgasm they've ever had?

I'm still dreading the pooper check when I'm older...

I do appreciate your openness and vulnerability.

Nothing like these topics to get me through the offseason... or probably the regular season if it's anything like last the last two years...

Since my dad has had prostate cancer, I get the "check" earlier than most men. 35ish or so which is coming up REALLLLLLY ****ing fast.

That there is a far, far cry from "makes me want to just shove a 9in dildo up any man's ass I see"...You and me both, brother. And my dad has had all kinds of those issues.

Not me. I'm talking about it forever.

Your dad just really likes the pooper check. :D

He might. I don't know. It's not something we discuss over dinner.

Perhaps. However, I just try to take a more understanding approach to oral sex. It's not like I'm going to turn it down, but I'm not going to be the "dominant male" who forces the woman to preform oral such more for an act of submission rather than an act of pleasure. If it's on acceptable terms to both parties, I don't have a problem receiving oral stimulation. However, I don't necessarily like or appreciate the negative connotations that it can have, especially from a female to male perspective.

And it's not that I have a problem with submission/domination type of role playing either. That can be rather fun when both parties are in complete understanding of such a situation.

It's the blowjob as a demeaning, domineering thing that I have a problem with.

Okay, although I'm not sure why you'd talk about women giving me oral forever. But, hey, whatever gets you through the night.

Well that was more of a joke for Sacc's benefit. I'm not so liberated that I would put a 9in dildo up anyone's ass, to be honest. I don't want a 9in dildo up my own ass, in fact. And if we're really being honest....there's not too many men out there whose penises mimic that of a 9in dildo, I mean, let's be real about this.

But you're ok with it as long as she wants it that way, right?

Mine does. But only if I get to count sticking it in twice.

LOL.

I know the last time I got head, and held the back of her head and thrust my rod into her mouth until she gagged, repeating over and over "Suck it you filthy ****, you dirty whore of a woman, ahh **** yeah I enjoy being dominant!!!"

I'd imagine most girls give head because they like to do it or they want to please their partner.

My ex gave lousy head, and I didn't ask for it often, nor did I force the issue. But when I did get it, it was because SHE wanted to do it. The same with anal sex. If a woman doesn't want to get ****ed in the ass, then she's not going to let you, and if you want to be dominant, and do it anyhow...well that's called rape.

Don't act like anal sex or blowjobs are some sort of deviant act that alpha males force poor little innocent women into. A lot of chicks are dirty sluts that will go ATM.

If you don't want to reciprocate then that is your prerogative. I just think that if a man is so incline to have anal sex with a woman, that he should prepare himself for the reciprocal action. Otherwise, it makes him a hypocrite. A guy has a butthole the same as a woman. No difference between her getting it stuffed and him. If you don't want to do that, that's your choice. I'm not saying you have to. It's like the sado/masochist partnering.

However, I think that it's a bit demonstrative and demeaning and selfish if a guy wants to give a woman anal sex, but won't let her do it to him. If she doesn't want to, that's one thing, but it's downright piggish not to expect her to reciprocate in any event.

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I literally laughed for 5 minutes. Nice.

Samwellllll

YO MOUTH AIN'T MAAAADE FOR THAT!

You've got to be an accountant.

UP, you are so random. I love it.

That's kind of like saying your girlfriend shouldn't eat liver and onions or read romance novels or listen to deathmetal just because they aren't things that you enjoy. It's okay to want to do different things. A real relationship probably won't die because she likes a cock up her ass and you don't.

And here I thought I was being honest in a openly libertine, renaissancesqueish manner.

If you want me to grab you by your hair and hold you down, I'm okay with that too.

No way.

If you're goin up that one way alley, you better be prepared to go ass-to-ass with her. You better get that 18 inch dildo lubed up real nice, and be ready to bump asscheeks with your gal...you know, so she doesn't feel demeaned.

she generally likes it the other way around

You know, cunnilingus isn't really reciprocation of fellatio. If you want your woman to suck your cock, you better be ready to suck a mutual friend's. 'cause fair is fair.

gawd, we even have to exaggerate dildo sizes?

I've found women like that a little more than "Um, dear, would you please perform oral stimulus on me?"

You can have cute foreplay and whatnot, and be all romantic and slow, but ****ing is a pretty intense act for the most part. There's nothing wrong with letting your inner-caveman out of his shell and going to town.

"Me Uggo, me want breed, smash woman face into pillow!!!!"

LMAO

I got a bj on my lunch break yesterday. This looked like a good place to share the news.

What was his name?

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Congratulations? Was it your first one?

Sounds like you've been given a guilt trip about sex for years.... That's too bad. Sex, in all it's various wonderful forms, is not bad for you. It doesn't turn you into a sex offender. It's not evil and demeaning just because some silly woman told you so. And just because one of the partners enjoys something, it doesn't mean that it must be dealt out in equal portions to the other partner as well. Sex isn't about equality. Not in the slightest. I'm not sure why you're so hung up on that. In fact, a lot of sex partners enjoy dominance/submission from their partner. To the point of it being a common part of sex play. If you require equality in your sex life, it's going to be pretty boring. I hope that's not the reasoning behind your celibacy....

Well, it is double-ended in this example..for ass to ass action.

So I don't think 18 is all that ridiculous for two to share.

How much did that cost ya?

Even half of that would not go up my ass. Make it 14, and it would be a little less scary.

No, it's you living in a black and white world where it's okay for a guy to do anything to a woman and just expect that she'll like it because, well, it's you, and you are a guy, and well, she's a woman. I understand there are some psychological differences in the thought processes between a man and a woman based on biological differences. I also understand that there are mutually agreed upon sexual acts that go beyond the "normalized" sexual understandings. However, I was simply commenting on the growing references in US culture to "buttsecks!," as it relates to peoples perceptions of this as an accepted and normalized sexual act.

There is a growing concern with numerous sociologists, sex researchers, psychologists, etc., about the effects of the ever increasing access and participation in such "taboo" sexual acts, particularly as perceived by the younger generations who have the potential to normalize such acts due to their burgeoning prevalence on internet pornography sites.

I live in a world of grey. Jean Dixon would define my aura as "pewter." You need to be a bit more perceptive my friend.

I do. I do not want 9 in. up my ass. Less then that, ok, but 9 inches? No. I'm sorry, but no.

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You said you wouldn't tell!

It was the first of yesterday, yes.

Actually, they say that approximately 90% of men end up dying with (not from) some form of prostate cancer. It's incredibly slow growing, and if it shows up on scans after about the age of 65, don't worry too much about it.

I have to listen to her every day.

It actually makes a lot of sense. As long as people are making informed, nonforced, choices, I totally agree.

At least you two seemed to have found one way to keep her quiet for a few minutes.

I didn't mention names... nice job keeping the secret.

If you knew her you'd know what kind of ****ing miracle that is. I dig the hell out of her but she's a piece of work. And she knows it. And she enjoys it too much.

This makes me think that you were forced to suck dick at some point in your life.

This is what I have a problem with. The generalization that there are a lot of woman who are "dirty sluts" who do things like that. I can't imagine that being ultimately enjoyable for anyone outside of a handful of fetish freaks. It's this type of demeaning generalization that bothers me.

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I can't imagine having 9 inches of anything in me at any time. Maybe spaghetti.. but that's after I've chewed it up...

the adult entertainment industry has every woman trying to emulate these 'entertainers'. it's not healthy for them or for society as a whole.

That works too.

Actually, he's not. 18 inches is the typical size for the "double dong." (I call mine, "The Mule.")

I think that it was a joke. Really, the main point that I would take out of it is that women get just as horny as men, they just don't have a divining rod that announces it to the rest of the world.

9 Inches FTW! Yay!

There are also a lot of guys who are filthy ****ers that will do all sorts of shit just to get off. So, it's not a one-way street.

There are dirty sluts and there are filthy ****ers. Hopefully they find each other and have all sorts of demeaning, evil sex together.

This is at least one of the reason's you've "chosen" to be celibate.

Use your allusion and you can be fun, too!

lesbianism bout to take over our community

The above shows that you didn't read one thing that I wrote.

Congrats. You're more woman than I'll ever be.