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88TG88 05-20-2009 10:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Bwana (Post 5781982)
Who gives a rats ass.

this

Skip Towne 05-20-2009 10:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Raised On Riots (Post 5782018)


ROFL

ROFL

Sweet Daddy Hate 05-20-2009 10:51 PM

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Need I say more. Do your 'minions' get extra rations from you for helping you fight the big, bad Matrix?

http://www.orangeforceone.com/albums...s/DSCN4829.jpg

Chiefsplanet Royalty says, "Why have women when you can grow your own breasts".

Nice rack.

LMAO

Skip Towne 05-20-2009 10:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Raised On Riots (Post 5782035)
LMAO

:LOL:

DaFace 05-20-2009 10:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Skip Towne (Post 5782043)
:LOL:

ROFL

Phobia 05-20-2009 10:59 PM

Are you honestly going through that thread enjoying the Matrix contribution? That's precious.

Hammock Parties 05-20-2009 11:01 PM

This is what it's like when I read a Hamas post:

http://i39.tinypic.com/svmfyg.gif

Sweet Daddy Hate 05-20-2009 11:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Phobia (Post 5782050)
Are you honestly going through that thread enjoying the Matrix contribution? That's precious.

Come on! There's GOLD in them there hills! Understand, I'm not laughing because he's insulting you or anyone else. I'm laughing because every time someone throws their fastball, he knocks that ****er right out of the park!:D

Pablo 05-20-2009 11:04 PM

The thread when he was calling out Phobia, Iowanian and so forth was pretty awesome.

Almost as awesome as this very recent DCS contribution.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=197439

Skip Towne 05-20-2009 11:05 PM

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Originally Posted by DaFace (Post 5782046)
ROFL

If you took all the ROFL away from RoR it would cut his post count in half.

Hammock Parties 05-20-2009 11:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Raised On Riots (Post 5782059)
Come on! There's GOLD in them there hills! Understand, I'm not laughing because he's insulting you or anyone else. I'm laughing because every time someone throws their fastball, he knocks that ****er right out of the park!:D

I have obtained video from Hamas' house during that thread's peak activity levels:

http://i40.tinypic.com/1zlvpqv.gif

Phobia 05-20-2009 11:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Raised On Riots (Post 5782059)
Come on! There's GOLD in them there hills! Understand, I'm not laughing because he's insulting you or anyone else. I'm laughing because every time someone throws their fastball, he knocks that ****er right out of the park!:D

Really? I wasn't entertained by any of it and I like to laugh at myself just as much as anybody else.

Sweet Daddy Hate 05-20-2009 11:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Raised On Riots (Post 5782059)
Come on! There's GOLD in them there hills! Understand, I'm not laughing because he's insulting you or anyone else. I'm laughing because every time someone throws their fastball, he knocks that ****er right out of the park!:D


Case in point:

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Originally Posted by XXXXXX
Hang your head in shame Matrix for such a demeaning post.

Hang your head in shame.


Words of wisdom that apply to you.

Proverbs 26:11

"As a dog that returns to his vomit, so is a fool who repeats his folly."

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Here's some words of wisdom for you; people who quote the Bible on message boards have about as much brain mass as that bag of shit I was hamming it up with.
ROFL

dirk digler 05-20-2009 11:09 PM

I had no freaking idea Hamas was John Matrix. That is hilarious and it is good to put a face to Hamas though he doesn't look like the angry type

Sweet Daddy Hate 05-20-2009 11:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5782063)
I have obtained video from Hamas' house during that thread's peak activity levels:

http://i40.tinypic.com/1zlvpqv.gif

I'm sayin'!:D For someone who is supposedly getting "owned", I'm just not seeing it so far!:D

mikey23545 05-20-2009 11:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Skip Towne (Post 5781819)
Fixed it

ROFL

Phobia 05-20-2009 11:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Raised On Riots (Post 5782075)
I'm sayin'!:D For someone who is supposedly getting "owned", I'm just not seeing it so far!:D

I'm already disinterested.

kstater 05-21-2009 03:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5781635)
I miss Hamas. I miss his unbridled vitriol for the True Fan. I miss his draft knowledge. I miss the way he ripped on Cassel and Pioli in an intelligent, non-ROR way. I miss his gentle caress and his tangy-sweet odor.

Yup, I can't believe Pioli didn't draft Sanchez and use the first 2 picks of the draft on QB's, that's exactly how to build a winning franchise. I completely empathize with Hamas' 2-year-old style temper tantrum.

kstater 05-21-2009 03:31 AM

So the implictation is that DCS/ROR is Hamas/JohnMatrix?

FAX 05-21-2009 05:12 AM

I note with some dismay that we, at ChiefsPlanet, have again missed Brain Awareness Week. It was March 16-22. Damn it to hell and gone, I think that's seven years in a row.

FAX

Ultra Peanut 05-21-2009 05:13 AM

seriouspost Hamas was my favorite poster in the eight years I've been here

He was literally too good for this place.

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BigRedChief 05-21-2009 06:44 AM

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Originally Posted by KcMizzou (Post 5781861)
This place has gone to shit since that Phobia guy left.

FYP

Coach 05-21-2009 06:51 AM

I miss that guy. People can say he has or has no football knowledge. I couldn't give a ****. He made this place interesting and entertaining.

Cannibal 05-21-2009 07:08 AM

I'd like to see him some back to the DC side of the board.

Simply Red 05-21-2009 08:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Coach (Post 5782237)
I miss that guy. People can say he has or has no football knowledge. I couldn't give a ****. He made this place interesting and entertaining.

I agree with that. For sure. I think his profession helps tremendously w/ his posting. No question about that. Plus he can always get VanPatten, Courtney and I into Dorsia,

'member Courtney? GREAT ASS...

Donger 05-21-2009 08:37 AM

If it bleeds, we can kill it.

Sweet Daddy Hate 05-21-2009 08:49 AM

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Originally Posted by kstater (Post 5782168)
So the implictation is that DCS/ROR is Hamas/JohnMatrix?

And don't forget Jimmy Hoffa too! :rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by Ultra Peanut (Post 5782188)
seriouspost Hamas was my favorite poster in the eight years I've been here

He was literally too good for this place.

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Cosign.

Donger 05-21-2009 08:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Ultra Peanut (Post 5782188)
seriouspost Hamas was my favorite poster in the eight years I've been here

He was literally too good for this place.

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Heh. Like most egalitarians.

Reaper16 05-21-2009 09:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Ultra Peanut (Post 5782188)
seriouspost Hamas was my favorite poster in the eight years I've been here

He was literally too good for this place.

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He was my second favorite. Next to you, of course. /hearts&flowers

Simply Red 05-21-2009 10:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Reaper16 (Post 5782728)
He was my second favorite. Next to you, of course. /hearts&flowers

but I gave you everything, everything!

BigCatDaddy 05-21-2009 10:02 AM

Surely that picture had to make someone's avi...... If not, it will when he returns :)

Reaper16 05-21-2009 10:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 5782751)
but I gave you everything, everything!

Not everything, no. That time that you had a three-way... you didn't invite me over for sloppy seconds.

Reaper16 05-21-2009 10:08 AM

Best quote from the dogpoop thread:

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Originally Posted by FloridaChief (Post 2985624)
Damn...this 'knocker is the biggest prickhead that's ever posted on this board...


Basileus777 05-21-2009 10:12 AM

Hamas was Matrix?

That's.....kind of disappointing. Hamas was an amusing troll, Matrix was just reeruned.

Reaper16 05-21-2009 10:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Basileus777 (Post 5782790)
Hamas was Matrix?

That's.....kind of disappointing. Hamas was an amusing troll, Matrix was just reeruned.

How the **** was Hamas a troll? GTFO.

BigMeatballDave 05-21-2009 10:14 AM

I've never had a problem with Hamas. I think his tirades are hilarious. Although, I do think his disdain for Pioli and Cassel are unfounded at this point.

Fish 05-21-2009 10:16 AM

What is with the popularity contest threads around here recently.....? Sheesh....

Basileus777 05-21-2009 10:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Reaper16 (Post 5782796)
How the **** was Hamas a troll? GTFO.

He posted inflammatory shit and insulted people in order to provoke reactions from them. That's trolling. I wasn't insulting him, it's just what he is. I don't have a problem with Hamas.

Sweet Daddy Hate 05-21-2009 10:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Reaper16 (Post 5782796)
How the **** was Hamas a troll? GTFO.

He didn't tow the company line.

Sully 05-21-2009 10:22 AM

I miss the guy.
I didn't always agree with him, or the way he went about things. But he was the most entertaining poster on here.

I said something via pm that was pretty shitty right before he left, though. I hope I wasn't part of running him off. I stand by what I told him, but I'd get it if it were one of the straws that broke it...

Bi_polar 05-21-2009 10:25 AM

just called him and got this ...
 
Hi, this is 'Hamas'. I'm being called away to London for a few days. CP, I'll call you when I get back. Hasta la vista, baby.

BigCatDaddy 05-21-2009 10:25 AM

Didn't he get his ass kicked by some chick in a bar something? Maybe it was one of the fat serority chicks he lived by :)

Simply Red 05-21-2009 10:28 AM

The world just opens up and swallows them.


Eerie. Very eerie.

Bi_polar 05-21-2009 10:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 5782860)
The world just opens up and swallows them.


Eerie. Very eerie.

One day they're here, and then ...

Sweet Daddy Hate 05-21-2009 10:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 5782860)
The world just opens up and swallows them.


Eerie. Very eerie.

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Originally Posted by Bi_polar (Post 5782876)
One day they're here, and then ...

Are you talking to yourself again SR/BP? :D

Ultra Peanut 05-21-2009 10:36 AM

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Originally Posted by BigCatDaddy (Post 5782847)
Didn't he get his ass kicked by some chick in a bar something? Maybe it was one of the fat serority chicks he lived by :)

Why is it that the borderline illiterate BIG_DADDY spouted (http://j.photos.cx/emot-laugh-bd6.gif) inaccurate recollections of posts and so many less-than-intelligent people continued to believe him?

Hamas saw a girl in the men's bathroom, they had words, and the girl's male friends jumped him in the parking lot.

BigCatDaddy 05-21-2009 10:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Ultra Peanut (Post 5782894)
Why is it that the borderline illiterate BIG_DADDY spouted (http://j.photos.cx/emot-laugh-bd6.gif) inaccurate recollections of posts and so many less-than-intelligent people continued to believe him?

Hamas saw a girl in the men's bathroom, they had words, and the girl's male friends jumped him in the parking lot.

Why would one have words with a girl in a men's bathroom?

Cool dog.

Bi_polar 05-21-2009 11:05 AM

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Originally Posted by BigCatDaddy (Post 5782951)
Why would one have words with a girl in a men's bathroom?

Cool dog.

you've never done that?

Donger 05-21-2009 11:06 AM

Didn't Hamas leave for a while after he "won" CP's Most Arrogant Person?

Bi_polar 05-21-2009 11:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Donger (Post 5783016)
Didn't Hamas leave for a while after he "won" CP's Most Arrogant Person?

yeah, but he was on vacation for like half a summer.

DeezNutz 05-21-2009 11:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Ultra Peanut (Post 5782894)
Hamas saw a girl in the men's bathroom, they had words, and the girl's male friends jumped him in the parking lot.

I think they also exchanged drinks, IIRC.

L.A. Chieffan 05-21-2009 11:10 AM

Am I being cross-examined here?

BigCatDaddy 05-21-2009 11:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Bi_polar (Post 5783012)
you've never done that?

The only words I would have probably had were, "Hey baby it looks like a stall is open".

Simply Red 05-21-2009 11:39 AM

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Originally Posted by L.A.Chieffan (Post 5783038)
Am I being cross-examined here?

do you feel that way?


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