That works, someone else should probably bring bond money.

I would like to set aside an entire summer to see a baseball game in every single ball park in the MLB. Then do the same thing in the fall with NFL.

What did he have to say of the experience?

I'm really hoping for New Zealand because of the amazing fly fishing but the whole beggars/choosers thing comes into play in this instance.

I'll settle for a statistically significant study that yields a 95% or 99% confidence interval.

I would like to kill someone who pays a 6.13 bill at Hyvee with a check and then stand there writing the transaction in their check register while I'm on my lunch break. I would like to kick them to the ground and do a Pesci/Deniro kicking on them until they are dead.

Yeah.. I guess I'm having a hard time with the divorce today....
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-Go on a 2 week long vacation in a cabin, next to a lake or river up in Canada miles away from civilization.
-play in the WSOP

thats really all I can think of

I want to go sometime, I was looking in the KC/Lawrence are and found a place for $100 so I'll go before I graduate.

Angelina Jolie, ......guess I will NEVER die!

She really enjoyed herself, but I didn't get the sense she went in for big adventures. More enjoying the city night life [she's a very attractive girl, a slighter, paler, version of Angie Harmon].

Father told me. Always cherish the cabin.

"Yeah, about the cabin"

What?

"Well"

What?

"It kind of. There was. George?"

"It burned"

Burned?

"Burned"

The cabin burned??????
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Need to throw in a visit to the Great Wall of China in here too.

I had an associate do that last year. He loved it.

Go to Invesco and take a piss on it while wearing my Chiefs jersey.

I want to eat Chinese food at the great wall.

like go down on a chinese chick or the food?

I'm normally not attracted to Asian women, it would depend on the chick I suppose.

They all look the same where you're going.

EDIT: I MISPOKE THEY DO NOT ALL LOOK THE SAME SOME HAVE WEIRD HANGING ROAST BEEF CURTAINS AND OTHERS HAVE A DROOPY LIP THAT LOOKS LIKE A LITLE MAN IS SITTING INSIDE AND WAVING HIS ARM OR SOMETIMES THEY LOOK ALL TUCKED AWAY AND 9 YEARS OLD NEVERTHELESS YOU CAN NOT TELL ETHNICITY FROM PUSSY UNLESS ITS PURPLE THEN SHES BLACK BUT BLACK PEOPLE DONT LIKE WALLS SO YOURE COOL

Katipan is on my bucket list

I checked that off before I left Colorado and moved here! Though it was dark and no one saw me do it...

Did comedy, write comedy, graduate college, would like to own my hizzi one day

LMAO I was gonna say that they don't look the same but you covered that.

Mine too. The videogame thing got me.

How'd you do when you tried comedy?

I dunno one time it was ok. I did four open mic's some of them didn't go well lol. I gave that up and just try to write more, I think the only way I would do well is if I didn't have a 8-5 it takes a couple of hours a day to get your shit down, then you wait your turn, by that time it is like 3 or 4 hours at night, mean while you get behind on day to day shit. If there was ever a slam dunk way to get a couple jokes in somewhere again I would take a run at it. that was like 5 or 6 years ago. If not I will stick to writing blogs and situations. I am always trying to be in a band, do comedy, but in the end I am not will to give up my day job I have put 5 years in to do it steadily. If you ever want some of my shit or something to work pm. I haven't written an actual joke for awhile but you can spin my dialoge someway go right ahead.

I am honored. Laminate that list.

Things I would like to do before I die: Skydiving, Scubadiving, See the Chiefs win a Superbowl, go bass fishing on Lake El Salto in Mexico and Lake Fork in Texas, catch a 15+ pound bass, visit Africa, visit Alaska and Hawii, go marlin fishing, visit Australia.

Omg. I did an open mic once and I bombed! It was hysterical. First of all I chose the worst place possible. A folk singing club in Boston. And I was the ony one doing comedy. And then after waiting 3 hours I changed up my material at the last minutes and I ended up insulting them all with my first joke. When you bomb at stand up comedy you never have to be embarrassed at anything ever again.
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There are many books I still want to read and several select cities and places I want to go to.

I would like to see the Pope in Vatican City, and visit many places in Europe. I want to go on a trip through the West on horse. See Grand Canyon, see the Rockies again, and Yellowstone. Sleep under the stars. Catch my own food. That sounds nice for a change.

And finally, I would like to live in a Catholic monastery for a time. Live a life of secluded devotion immersed in theology, philosophy, and prayer. Not for too long. A year at most. I don't know how I will ever be able to do such a thing though. I definitely don't think my girlfriend would be pleased.

I would like to see the Cheifs win a SB-I hope I live to be 120-lol

Hey, cdcox, can you find the similar thread that I created a few years ago? I'd like to see where I stand, but I can't find it.

I want to grab Jennifer Anistons boobies and then run down the street laughing.
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I always wanted to be the one who says "Live from New York, it's Saturday Night!" on just one episode.

I'd like to play in a minor league baseball game, but that isn't even possible.

Werd.

...Sadly, I've not given much thought to a bucket list. Sorry to hear the news of your dad.

God Bless,

-Greg

No official list yet, but I think travel would be a big part, and to maybe pay for a trip for my family (brothers and parents) to go to Hawaii.

Oh, and also to bang a supermodel.

You know how late in the 4th quarter of a college or pro football night game where the home team is getting blown out and the stadium is empty they always show some dude sitting in the stands, alone, with no one else remotely close to him and he's all stretched out over multiple seats/bleachers and looks sad and depressed and almost always gets a comment from the broadcast team?

I've always wanted to be that guy.

online, you ARE that guy...

:D
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I know.. that guy is SO Awesome!

So... I am still working on this bucket list thing; I finished a marathon in under 4 hrs, finished a half marathon in under 1:45 (almost 1:40) Today a good friend and I have scheduled a trip to both make our first skydive. August 30th. Question to the planet: Should I go with the tandem or the instructor assisted solo? Solo takes 6 hrs of ground training, but you are on your own at the jump. Tandem is shorter class, and a bit cheaper. But... if you do the solo, it counts toward certification if you decided on that. Thoughts?

I thought the point of a bucket list was to do shit before you died, not get yourself killed before you've done enough shit.

you got more of a chance dying choking on bite of t-bone steak... of course, if that is the case, why do it in the first place?

Didn't read through everything but the only thing on my bucket list is to make sure that my niece gets through life with everything she needs to succeed. If she makes something of herself then my life will be complete...

Are you in a position where that became your responsibility? If so, good luck. Parenting is the hardest job out there.

To find my soul mate and start working on my writing career again.
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i would def go sky diving, go to every chiefs game i could, also royals games no matter where they were. travel everywhere i could no matter what the cost. meet a cool president, cook a perfect souffle, without the top falling....ect.... lol :) i thought that i would try to give you some ideas :) good luck :)

I guess I would try eating souffle before trying to cook it. Too bad money is an issue on so many of the items on the list.... travel, time away from work, etc.

Paint a self portrait

Build a House

1) Get $1 million
2) Two chicks at the same time.

To get up off the mat and find someone else to be miserable with.
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thats awesome, just like out of office space, lol, great movie :)

Always wanted to do that.

And - Run with the bulls at Pamplona, see the Great Wall of China, see the Taj Mahal.

No offense, but if that's really it.....your life has to suck. NFL is just a game.

So today I scratched off another item by jumping out of an airplane at 10k feet. It was great. Now, the problem I have is that I want to do it all day every day. First step out the door was so cool... cant be described/ awesome

I'm prolly on the last few years of my life so here goes my list, hopefully I'll get to some of it ... Go to Canton .. Go black-marlin fishing .. Tour the whole US .. Re-connect with all my ole-friends .. Go fishing and camping every weekend with my grandsons .. Walk my daughter down the asile at her wedding .. See at least one of my grandsons play Div. 1 football .. See the Chiefs win 1 more Super Bowl and attend it too .. And last watch the Chiefs win at Dungver every year till I die .....

:clap:

Africa and Brazil

Im sure he thought of that himself...



anyway, amsterdram, do all the shrooms, coke, cush, cake I can take, while Im still under 30. That still counts for the bucket I think

For me, absolutely nothing. Whatever happens in life happens. **** lists.

Very little left to accomplish on my list. Many of the things already noted here in this thread, check.

The next big one is to be in the audience and applaud my son when he wins a grammy. Although I sure want to last a lot longer than that since we're sort of planning that over the next year or two.

#1) Be debt free.
#2) See the Chiefs play in every NFL stadium.
#3) Take my wife to Europe. I have been to several countries in the Navy and my wife has not set foot outside the US.
#4) Walk my daughters down the isle.


It is something to think about. My father died of cancer when he was 42 years old. He worked like a dog and didn't enjoy life nearly as much as he should have. Oddly, I fell into the exact same trap.

I will definitely have trouble finding something that was as much fun as my first parachute jump was, but the fact is, I am gonna enjoy the hell out of looking for it.

This should be at the top of your list:

Delete all your downloaded porn.

Be around for my sons wedding
Have a 50th wedding anniversery
Get my choper next year.

I got clean and sober (well at least it ain't a problem anymore) 8 years ago. After that, I got everything I ever wanted when I see my boy smile at me and say "I love you daddy"

Man. I have so many things I want to do or see before I die.

See the Chiefs win a Super Bowl
See the Orioles win a World Series

Visit (in no particular order)
-Grand Canyon
-Australia
-Black Hills
-Las Vegas
-Hawaii (again)
-Alaska
-Baseball Hall of Fame
-Football Hall of Fame

See another game in Arrowhead (Been to 2, living in VA makes it tough)
See a game in Wrigley
See a game in Fenway

Own a Corvette
Own a log house

Get in shape

holy crap! 5 years and 21 posts! If get to 1000 posts was on your list, you would really need to step it up!

I have always wanted to travel.
After watching Judge Dredd last night I revised that,
I want to travel to places that have toilet paper.
and flushies.

My bucket list:


1: Don't have a bucket list
2: Ride up a mountain on a motorcycle.
3: Jump a shark on water skis.

Yeah, I'm pretty much ****ed.

To catch a large Blue Marlin off the coast of Cabo.

australia, patagonia fly fishing, alaska, british columbia, hiking the apalacian trail, riding a motorcycle across the United States camping all the way, going out to the wilderness survivorman style with no food and trying to be somewhat comfortable.

Well, the list was things I can do before I do. At this pace, I don't think I can reach 1000 posts before I croak.

****ing the MILF coworker who is training me on a new project today.
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Hey, a fellow Chiefs/Orioles fan. I'm old enough to have seen the Chief's Super Bowl win and all of the O's World Series wins. Hopefully you'll do the same. You'll just need to live to a very old age.

I should have said see the Orioles win another World Series. I have seen them lose the debacle in '79 and win in '83.

I fear you're right about having to live a LONG time to see them win another one. Hopefully our Chiefs can get their act together enough to win a Super Bowl before I die.