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Braincase 06-10-2009 05:45 AM
I was 24, she was 36.

Fire Me Boy! 06-10-2009 06:04 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Arrowhead D (Post 5828633)
5 yrs. I was 15 she was 19
http://images.booksamillion.com/cove...1568842481.jpg

luv 06-10-2009 06:27 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Spott (Post 5829081)
I dated a 45 year old when I was 35 and a 21 year old when I was 30, but I prefer women close to my age. Luckily I don't have a daughter because I'd probably cut the dude's balls off if he was my age and trying to hook up with someone half his age.
Agreed.

Katipan 06-10-2009 06:33 AM
The ex is 8 years my senior. My current is 2 years my junior. My oldest and youngest.

Fire Me Boy! 06-10-2009 06:36 AM
Five years for me, but I had a 10-year swing from my most recent ex to my wife. The ex was 5 years older, my wife is 5 years younger.

Katipan 06-10-2009 06:38 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Deberg_1990 (Post 5828534)
So where are all the Chiefsplanet Cougars?
I guess I could play with my supper so long as it didn't try to talk or anything.

PunkinDrublic 06-10-2009 07:27 AM
I still love the 18-20 year olds though I mostly date women in their 20s. I'm 32.

burt 06-10-2009 07:36 AM
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Originally Posted by Chaunceythe3rd (Post 5828992)
Actually, political correctness is the last thing on my mind. Rather a fascinating journey through the primordial ooze of this message board. I wouldn't change a thing about it. I think it is the greatest cast of characters assembled in one place since P T Barnum's "Greatest Show on Earth".

Keep up the great postings without regard to my insights. Given the tone of the posters here I don't think that any inhibition of your thoughts is possible, anyway.
Let's guess who's alter this is........:rolleyes::shake:

burt 06-10-2009 07:36 AM
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Originally Posted by PunkinDrublic (Post 5829566)
I still love the 18-20 year olds though I mostly date women in their 20s. I'm 32.
I'd love 18 to 20 year olds IF they promised NOT to talk!

PunkinDrublic 06-10-2009 07:39 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by burt (Post 5829576)
I'd love 18 to 20 year olds IF they promised NOT to talk!
If she's legal and she's hot what's wrong with that. Play ball!

Bwana 06-10-2009 07:51 AM
Go JOhn go! If your ex is still in town, it may not be a bad idea to happen to show up at the same event with the 22 year old hanging on you like a watch, but then again, I know what you went through and I can be kind of an ornery bastard. :)

Scaga 06-10-2009 07:52 AM
If I remember correctly, I was 24 she was 37. I remember looking over and seeing a picture of her and her daughter (18 at the time) and thinking I sure would like to keep it in the family! :evil:

burt 06-10-2009 07:54 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by PunkinDrublic (Post 5829581)
If she's legal and she's hot what's wrong with that. Play ball!
Great, no I just have to find an 18 to 20 year old without the capacity to speak!

Then again, I remember that if my first daughter was alive, she'd be 26 now!

Dr. Johnny Fever 06-10-2009 08:11 AM
Had a girlfriend who was 11 years older when I was 24, current gf is 11 years younger... so I'm going with 11 years.

Fire Me Boy! 06-10-2009 08:25 AM
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Originally Posted by Dr. Johnny Fever (Post 5829641)
Had a girlfriend who was 11 years older when I was 24, current gf is 11 years younger... so I'm going with 11 years.
13 years old? Sicko.

CoMoChief 06-10-2009 08:29 AM
Just a couple weeks ago trapped me a cougar and took her home. She was 37, I am 25.......12 yrs difference.


Terrible blowjob though.

Skip Towne 06-10-2009 08:34 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by CoMoChief (Post 5829678)
Just a couple weeks ago trapped me a cougar and took her home. She was 37, I am 25.......12 yrs difference.


Terrible blowjob though.
There is no such thing as a terrible blow job. The worst one I ever got was wonderful.

JOhn 06-10-2009 08:34 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by CoMoChief (Post 5829678)
Just a couple weeks ago trapped me a cougar and took her home. She was 37, I am 25.......12 yrs difference.


Terrible blowjob though.
Could have asked her to take her teeth out. That's the advantage to nailing a meth head ROFL

JOhn 06-10-2009 08:34 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Skip Towne (Post 5829688)
There is no such thing as a terrible blow job. The worst one I ever got was wonderful.
:LOL::LOL:

CoMoChief 06-10-2009 08:39 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Skip Towne (Post 5829688)
There is no such thing as a terrible blow job. The worst one I ever got was wonderful.
Nice :LOL:

Frazod 06-10-2009 08:51 AM
One word - BRACES.

O the humanity. :eek:

crazycoffey 06-10-2009 10:00 AM
When I first started working at a bar, I was 21 and I had a couple partners that were in their 40's. The youngest is 11 years younger and is the most recent, 37/26.

crazycoffey 06-10-2009 10:02 AM
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Originally Posted by Skip Towne (Post 5829688)
There is no such thing as a terrible blow job. The worst one I ever got was wonderful.

I had a scraper once, not the most wonderful of experiences. But I got her back, one night I let her do it about an hour after I banged my ex-girlfriend.....

kindra68 06-10-2009 10:12 AM
I was 33 and he was a 25 year old Fire Fighter. (youngest)
I was legal and he was in his early 30's (oldest)

Deberg_1990 06-10-2009 10:16 AM
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Originally Posted by Dr. Johnny Fever (Post 5829641)
current gf is 11 years younger... so I'm going with 11 years.

Is this this girl?


http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=166993

RJ 06-10-2009 10:29 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by CoMoChief (Post 5829678)
Just a couple weeks ago trapped me a cougar and took her home. She was 37, I am 25.......12 yrs difference.


Terrible blowjob though.



Really, how bad can a blow job be?

I've had incredibly great, great, good and average, but never bad.

JD10367 06-10-2009 10:30 AM
As it so happens, my hand and I are exactly the same age, so we get along perfectly well.

gblowfish 06-10-2009 10:35 AM
When you say "partner" does that mean another human?
Just want to clarify this for some of social deviants on the CP.

Frazod 06-10-2009 10:37 AM
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Originally Posted by gblowfish (Post 5829957)
When you say "partner" does that mean another human?
Just want to clarify this for some of social deviants on the CP.
Good point. We do have several members who are from Wichita.

JOhn 06-10-2009 10:38 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by gblowfish (Post 5829957)
When you say "partner" does that mean another human?
Just want to clarify this for some of social deviants on the CP.
Well for most of us, yes I mean humans.

But it Skips case we can make due with Dinosaurs

And in honor of EnDelt weight difference will suffice

Mr. Krab 06-10-2009 10:45 AM
20+

I've done a few female bosses, never hurts the ol' career path. :D

NIUhuskies 06-10-2009 10:48 AM
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Originally Posted by Arrowhead D (Post 5828633)
5 yrs. I was 15 she was 19
so 4 years???? little confused by your math dude...

Fire Me Boy! 06-10-2009 10:52 AM
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Originally Posted by NIUhuskies (Post 5829989)
so 4 years???? little confused by your math dude...
Yeah... http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showp...5&postcount=82

JOhn 06-10-2009 10:55 AM
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Originally Posted by Mr. Krab's (Post 5829984)
20+

I've done a few female bosses, never hurts the ol' career path. :D
ROFL


I take it you've had a lot of woman boss's ?



I Hope

Mr. Krab 06-10-2009 11:08 AM
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Originally Posted by JOhn (Post 5830009)
ROFL


I take it you've had a lot of woman boss's ?



I Hope
Actually they were mostly female bosses of bosses. Why only get ahead with your direct boss when you can get a big picture, main office boost to your career. Besides, that way they aren't around all the time to create any "real relationship" complications.

:thumb:

JOhn 06-10-2009 11:10 AM
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Originally Posted by Mr. Krab's (Post 5830028)
Actually they were mostly female bosses of bosses. Why only get ahead with your direct boss when you can get a big picture, main office boost to your career. Besides, that way they aren't around all the time to create any "real relationship" complications.

:thumb:
I man with a plan, you've really thought that one tru.

You're my new hero.



I wonder if it would work with my bosses wife?


She's smokin hot, former dancer:p

Comanche 06-10-2009 11:13 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Skip Towne (Post 5829688)
There is no such thing as a terrible blow job. The worst one I ever got was wonderful.
Who was he? LMAO

Frosty 06-10-2009 12:01 PM
12 years - I was 22, she was 34. She was a neighbor in my apartment building. We were both between relationships so it was supposed to be purely a "sex and hang out together" type of thing but she started hinting marriage before long so I bailed.

rockymtnchief 06-10-2009 12:23 PM
I was 19, she was 42.
I was 37, she was 24.

Now I date a 35 year old that looks 15 and get all sorts of stares.

The rule I was always told was...divide your age by 2 and add 7. So, at 42, I shouldn't go younger than 28.

JOhn, since you're breaking the rules we expect pictures! :)

DTLB58 06-10-2009 01:26 PM
I was 16 she was 23. :thumb:

JOhn 06-10-2009 01:27 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by rockymtnchief (Post 5830202)

The rule I was always told was...divide your age by 2 and add 7. So, at 42, I shouldn't go younger than 28.

JOhn, since you're breaking the rules we expect pictures! :)
I'll see what I can do for ya :thumb:


Then again there is the chance some moran on here will try & contact her & blow it for me.

JOhn 06-10-2009 06:51 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Comanche (Post 5830043)
Who was he? LMAO
Ouch :LOL:

rockymtnchief 06-10-2009 07:08 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by JOhn (Post 5830369)
I'll see what I can do for ya :thumb:


Then again there is the chance some moran on here will try & contact her & blow it for me.
Why did you have to go and ruin a perfect post by adding the fine print at the bottom?rochambeau

I doubt I'd post pics also.

JOhn 06-10-2009 07:15 PM
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Originally Posted by rockymtnchief (Post 5831366)
Why did you have to go and ruin a perfect post by adding the fine print at the bottom?rochambeau

I doubt I'd post pics also.
Only after I'm tru with her, or maybe the other way?:huh: Anyway then I might post a pic or two :evil:

JOhn 06-11-2009 02:33 AM
Cha Ching!!!!!!!!!!!!


Life is good
:evil:

acesn8s 06-11-2009 02:47 AM
I was 18 she was 33.

As far as younger, Joie is 8 years younger than I.

Come to think of it, I've never been with a woman over 33. It's about time to trade Joie in for a younger model.

acesn8s 06-11-2009 03:03 AM
You know what I like about high school girls?


I keep getting older and they stay the same age.

Gary 06-11-2009 04:58 AM
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Originally Posted by JOhn (Post 5828918)
If no one has yet, I'm sure it will be Claythan ROFL
Grabbing and sniffing grandma's panties out of the laundry doesn't count!

Fire Me Boy! 06-11-2009 05:30 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by acesn8s (Post 5832061)
I was 18 she was 33.

As far as younger, Joie is 8 years younger than I.

Come to think of it, I've never been with a woman over 33. It's about time to trade Joie in for a younger model.
LMAO


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