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Pioli Zombie 07-18-2009 01:20 PM
Bad nurses x 2. Oh great.
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Slainte 07-18-2009 02:07 PM
I like nurses. They're so *clean*.

Halfcan 07-18-2009 02:13 PM
Congrats-now we need some pics in your nurses uniform-lol

burt 07-18-2009 02:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Pioli Zombie (Post 5908978)
Bad nurses x 2. Oh great.
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Isn't that the title to a pron?

Bugeater 07-18-2009 02:48 PM
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Originally Posted by babygirl21 (Post 5908976)
ok.
Oh, that counts for everyone except for you.

Pioli Zombie 07-18-2009 03:00 PM
"Get my daughter her shot!!!! Get my daughter her shoooooottttttttttttt"
- Terms of Endearment
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milkman 07-18-2009 04:44 PM
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Originally Posted by babygirl21 (Post 5908970)
so then why did you? nothing made you...so if all you're gonna do is bitch and rag on my friend in her success you can just take your happy little cartoon lovin ass right on back where you came from.
Where did I bitch and rag on your friend?

Intelligence is measured by the ability to comprehend, and clearly your comprehension is lacking.

Pioli Zombie 07-18-2009 06:57 PM
That's because she's another stupid bitch won't open the orange juice for her patients unless she likes them nurses from hell.
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badgirl 07-18-2009 07:04 PM
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Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 5908968)
Congratulations! There's nothing more satisfying than the view from the next higher rung on the ladder.
Thanks, I feel the same way.:)

badgirl 07-18-2009 07:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Manila-Chief (Post 5908950)
Congrats!!! From experience, it is more difficult to pass those exams, the older one becomes!!! So, not only are you smart ... you are still smart!!!
Thanks I appreciate it.

badgirl 07-18-2009 07:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Bugeater (Post 5908683)
Just for the record, I do have the utmost respect for those in the medical profession, regardless of the position they hold. I doubt I would last a day doing what all of you do. I was just giving Badgirl shit.
Thanks, I am used to all shit I get on here from everybody thats why I have been around for almost 5 years, guess I like it.:thumb:

badgirl 07-18-2009 07:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Oz_Chief (Post 5908639)
Congratulations! That is a very big deal! Smart career move too. You should never be out of work.
I agree, I noticed there were a lot of males in my class taking the test, I beleive a lot of people who have never consideredt the medical field is starting to get into it for job security.

milkman 07-18-2009 07:11 PM
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Originally Posted by badgirl (Post 5909390)
Thanks, I am used to all shit I get on here from everybody thats why I have been around for almost 5 years, guess I like it.:thumb:
You are a likable character, but you do bring out the worst in people.

And it doesn't take much to bring out my worst.

Iowanian 07-18-2009 07:12 PM
I get it badgranny...the new chic is your antonym.




This is however a historic moment for CP....the chic a guy should never have told about this place, brought her new girlfriend, whom she should never have told about this place.

The breakup thread should be epic.

badgirl 07-18-2009 07:12 PM
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Originally Posted by milkman (Post 5909398)
You are a likable character, but you do bring out the worst in people.

And it doesn't take much to bring out my worst.
I know, your not the first to say that.:D

Iowanian 07-18-2009 07:16 PM
I didn't know it was a double-ender


Sometimes it says "RMS TITAN"...some times it says It says "Ic white star line"

"RMS TITAN"...some times it says It says "Ic white star line""RMS TITAN"...some times it says It says "Ic white star line""RMS TITAN"...some times it says It says "Ic white star line"

Skip Towne 07-18-2009 07:19 PM
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Originally Posted by milkman (Post 5909398)
You are a likable character, but you do bring out the worst in people.

And it doesn't take much to bring out my worst.
I met her in person and she is likable.

badgirl 07-18-2009 07:19 PM
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Originally Posted by babygirl21 (Post 5908970)
so then why did you? nothing made you...so if all you're gonna do is bitch and rag on my friend in her success you can just take your happy little cartoon lovin ass right on back where you came from.
Its ok, they always click on my thread its like watching a train wreck they can't look away no matter how bad it may be.:D

badgirl 07-18-2009 07:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 5909417)
I didn't know it was a double-ender


Sometimes it says "RMS TITAN"...some times it says It says "Ic white star line"

"RMS TITAN"...some times it says It says "Ic white star line""RMS TITAN"...some times it says It says "Ic white star line""RMS TITAN"...some times it says It says "Ic white star line"
What? :spock:

babygirl21 07-22-2009 04:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Bugeater (Post 5909066)
Oh, that counts for everyone except for you.
i dont need your approval or 'ok'...i do my job and thats that

Bugeater 07-22-2009 04:05 PM
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Originally Posted by babygirl21 (Post 5917908)
i dont need your approval or 'ok'...i do my job and thats that
Who gave you all that negative reputation?

babygirl21 07-22-2009 04:06 PM
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Originally Posted by badgirl (Post 5909428)
What? :spock:
girl i dont think that the freak who wrote that sh*t even knows wtf he wrote! lmfao!!!!ROFL

babygirl21 07-22-2009 04:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Bugeater (Post 5917911)
Who gave you all that negative reputation?
yo mama:D

Bugeater 07-22-2009 04:11 PM
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Originally Posted by babygirl21 (Post 5917920)
yo mama:D
Nonsense, my mother does not post here. She doesn't even have a computer.

The Franchise 07-22-2009 04:11 PM
WTF

Bugeater 07-22-2009 04:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Pestilence (Post 5917936)
WTF
:shrug:

kstater 07-22-2009 04:12 PM
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Originally Posted by babygirl21 (Post 5917917)
girl i dont think that the freak who wrote that sh*t even knows wtf he wrote! lmfao!!!!ROFL
Yeah, that probably wasn't the wisest comment to make.

babygirl21 07-22-2009 04:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Bugeater (Post 5917935)
Nonsense, my mother does not post here. She doesn't even have a computer.
wow man you're more lame than i thought if you took that literally.........

Iowanian 07-22-2009 04:18 PM
badgranny said your cervix looked like a hula hoop.

babygirl21 07-22-2009 04:18 PM
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Originally Posted by kstater (Post 5917941)
Yeah, that probably wasn't the wisest comment to make.
probably not, but i aint the wisest person...lol it dont matter anyway, im just havin some fun

babygirl21 07-22-2009 04:19 PM
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Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 5917956)
badgranny said your cervix looked like a hula hoop.
she wouldnt know...nobody would...especially another woman...that's fuckin nasty!

The Franchise 07-22-2009 04:19 PM
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Originally Posted by babygirl21 (Post 5917950)
wow man you're more lame than i thought if you took that literally.........
****ing n00bs.

Donger 07-22-2009 04:20 PM
Boy, I'm sure glad that babygirl21 chose that user name. I would have never guessed she was female.

Iowanian 07-22-2009 04:20 PM
Could a midget stand inside you and wiggle his hips to and fro and spin you in a circle around himself?



Gloria told us in another thread that you were INDEED into girls. She said she was going to show you this trick she does
where she prolapses her own uterus like a pink slinky and bounced it down an offset stack of Judy Bloom books.

Iowanian 07-22-2009 04:22 PM
She said you'd cracked more clams than a full tenure Oyster bar worker.

ChiTown 07-22-2009 04:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 5917964)
Could a midget stand inside you and wiggle his hips to and fro and spin you in a circle around himself?



Gloria told us in another thread that you were INDEED into girls. She said she was going to show you this trick she does
where she prolapses her own uterus like a pink slinky and bounced it down an offset stack of Judy Bloom books.
ROFLROFLROFL

Good gawd, man
ROFLROFLROFL

The Franchise 07-22-2009 04:25 PM
God gawd? Isn't that overkill?

OnTheWarpath15 07-22-2009 04:25 PM
:popcorn:

Pablo 07-22-2009 04:26 PM
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Originally Posted by babygirl21 (Post 5917960)
she wouldnt know...nobody would...especially another woman...that's fuckin nasty!
STFU lesbo c*nt n00b.

kstater 07-22-2009 04:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Pestilence (Post 5917976)
God gawd? Isn't that overkill?
I think he's just getting warmed up.

ChiTown 07-22-2009 04:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Pestilence (Post 5917976)
God gawd? Isn't that overkill?
Huh?

;)

The Franchise 07-22-2009 04:28 PM
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Originally Posted by kstater (Post 5917984)
I think he's just getting warmed up.
Ummmm I was referring to ChiTown's post. Instead of Good Gawd.....he put God Gawd......****ing nevermind. :doh!::D

Skip Towne 07-22-2009 04:30 PM
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Originally Posted by kstater (Post 5917941)
Yeah, that probably wasn't the wisest comment to make.
Welcome back. I noticed you absent for a few days.

The Franchise 07-22-2009 04:31 PM
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Originally Posted by ChiTown (Post 5917985)
Huh?

;)
You dirty mother****er. Now I look like the dickbag.



I hate you. :D

Iowanian 07-22-2009 04:31 PM
Tough Crowd.


I conjur up a cooter slinky tumbling down a stack of "Are you there God, its' me margret" and an Oompa Loompa Hula hooping in the new chic's snapper and you're not satisfied?


I'm going to have to charge the batteries in the old Medula Oblongota to make you happy.

ChiTown 07-22-2009 04:35 PM
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Originally Posted by Pestilence (Post 5917993)

I hate you. :D
I'd like to say that's a small prestigious group of people you just joined. However, the entrance exam to get into that club was rather elementary:D

The Franchise 07-22-2009 04:37 PM
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Originally Posted by ChiTown (Post 5917996)
I'd like to say that's a small prestigious group of people you just joined. However, the entrance exam to get into that club was rather elementary:D
And now you're calling me stupid.......:doh!:

ChiTown 07-22-2009 04:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Pestilence (Post 5917999)
And now you're calling me stupid.......:doh!:
That reminds me of the line from the movie About Last Night: "I tell you I'm a thief and you call me a liar"

Iowanian 07-22-2009 04:43 PM
babymama,
I'm sure you're an intelligent, insightful young woman of the highest moral fiber. We're blessed and honored to welcome you to our humble insult barn.

stumppy 07-22-2009 05:38 PM
Welcome to the Planet Babygirl. Pull up a chair, kick back, take your shirt off and relax. Oh yea, tell BadGirl stumppy says "Hey". She'll know what it means.

Mr. Flopnuts 07-22-2009 05:52 PM
I got ten bucks that says the new girl is over 2 bills.

kstater 07-22-2009 06:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 5918105)
I got ten bucks that says the new girl is over 2 bills.
I have an idea as to what type of dwelling she lives in.

Hog's Gone Fishin 07-22-2009 07:13 PM
I'd bet she's masturbated more animals than me too !

badgirl 07-22-2009 08:40 PM
Brittney be cool and learn to grown some tough skin fast, your gonna need it, especially knowing me.:doh!:

luv 07-22-2009 08:41 PM
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Originally Posted by badgirl (Post 5918525)
Brittney be cool and learn to grown some tough skin fast, your gonna need it, especially knowing me.:doh!:
So, why did you bring her here? Just to back you up and badmouth people?

luv 07-22-2009 08:46 PM
I apologize. I should not comment on things when I'm in a bad mood.

badgirl 07-22-2009 08:48 PM
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Originally Posted by luv (Post 5918528)
So, why did you bring her here? Just to back you up and badmouth people?
She was watching me one day and said I want to join, who I am I to stop her since this a public board?

I don't need anyone to back me up in any situation, should it be here or face to face. I handle myself just fine.

Phobia 07-22-2009 08:53 PM
I apologize as well. Congrats to Gloria for the accomplishment.

The mere fact she passed any test at made her smarter than I ever thought possible. I was wrong and I'll own it.

Phobia 07-22-2009 08:53 PM
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Originally Posted by badgirl (Post 5918563)
I handle myself just fine.
That does not make you a lesbian.

badgirl 07-22-2009 09:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Phobia (Post 5918585)
That does not make you a lesbian.
Thank you for the congrats, and I am not a lesbian nor do I want to be.

Fat Elvis 07-22-2009 09:12 PM
Didn't you suffocate some old lady with a pillow because she wanted jello pudding or something?

And now you are going to be a nurse--with needles and drugs?!?!?!

Skip Towne 07-22-2009 09:18 PM
I want to be a lesbian.

luv 07-22-2009 09:19 PM
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Originally Posted by Skip Towne (Post 5918662)
I want to be a lesbian.
You mean you prefer men now?

Fat Elvis 07-22-2009 09:23 PM
I am become death, destroyer of uninsured.

Skip Towne 07-22-2009 09:28 PM
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Originally Posted by luv (Post 5918664)
You mean you prefer men now?
Does a lesbian prefer men?

luv 07-22-2009 09:30 PM
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Originally Posted by Skip Towne (Post 5918693)
Does a lesbian prefer men?
No.

Lesbians prefer women.

You said you want to be a lesbian. I substituted "prefer women" for "be a lesbian". So, with you saying you want to, then that must mean you don't already. Damn it, Skip, I was trying to give you shit.

Skip Towne 07-22-2009 09:46 PM
I just thought of something really mean to say. But I'll hold it for now.

badgirl 07-22-2009 09:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Skip Towne (Post 5918753)
I just thought of something really mean to say. But I'll hold it for now.
Just let it fly Skip, don't hold back.:D

Pioli Zombie 07-23-2009 04:57 AM
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Originally Posted by Fat Elvis (Post 5918645)
Didn't you suffocate some old lady with a pillow because she wanted jello pudding or something?

And now you are going to be a nurse--with needles and drugs?!?!?!
And one night she pushed an old man down the stairs because he was going too slow. This bitch must be stopped.
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beach tribe 07-23-2009 07:03 AM
My GF is in school to be a nurse. She has a 4.0GPA.

I help her study. That shit is pretty hard.

Katipan 07-23-2009 07:33 AM
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Originally Posted by badgirl (Post 5506475)
Actually the one who told her she is responsible for all the patients when it comes to an alarm is the charge nurse and she looks kinda butch, but not overweight. The one who went down the charge nurses throat is a CNA and she is about 5'2 and weighs about 110 pounds.

I do agree with the charge, when its a bed alarm going off whether its your patient or not your suppose to go. Thats why I really don't see what pissed the CNA off, she has only been doing this for about 4 months and you'd think she would appreciate any help in any way she could get.

I think as for the other part I am probably the only one here who wears thongs with their scrubs. I guess, I don't actually know that for sure.
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Originally Posted by badgirl (Post 5506701)
The RN's here isn't that attractive so even if I had a story of 2 of them in a hot tub it probably still wouldn't turn you on.:eek:
Britney, is this an accurate representation of your workplace?

Phobia 07-23-2009 08:34 AM
Oooh - somebody is feeling catty today.

Katipan 07-23-2009 08:38 AM
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Originally Posted by Phobia (Post 5919265)
Oooh - somebody is feeling catty today.
So not fair. I talked shit to guys all day yesterday.

I object to the word catty.
Bitchy would work for your purposes.

But really I would reach for altruistic.

Simply Red 07-23-2009 08:43 AM
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Originally Posted by babygirl21 (Post 5908477)
you are one sick freak!
ROFL

Sweet Daddy Hate 07-23-2009 09:30 AM
It must have been a slow news day for me to even come in to this mother****er. Good God, and mental note:

"No more Badgirl threads even in times of sheer and utter boredom".

Now; to get this piece of shit off of my subscription list...

Sully 07-23-2009 10:04 AM
I've actually got a similar story.
There are absolutely no social studies teaching openings in the area, so (I may have posted a thread about this) I decided to take the Praxis for General Science in order to add to my certification. I signed up to take it in April, then put it off till June. By the time June came around, I had decided not to take it. I hadn't studied at all, and felt like it was a waste of time for a guy with something like 9 hours of science credits to try and pass this thing. The day before the test, I decided to go ahead and give it a shot. I just found out I passed it.


...of course, now all the science openings in the area are filled.

Jilly 07-23-2009 10:07 AM
Until now, I had never noticed how bad nurses' spelling and grammar are. I guess it's not a necessity for their profession.... well, unless writing up an order for more morphine and writing something like morphin. And well, then you might get a few power rangers or something instead.

Pablo 07-23-2009 10:14 AM
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Originally Posted by beach tribe (Post 5919144)
My GF is in school to be a nurse. She has a 4.0GPA.

I help her study. That shit is pretty hard.
My ex was going to school for nursing. I helped her study every now and then too, but I didn't think it was difficult at all. Just a ton of memorization.

Although, she was in the fairly early stage of her studies.

badgirl 07-23-2009 08:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Jilly (Post 5919455)
Until now, I had never noticed how bad nurses' spelling and grammar are. I guess it's not a necessity for their profession.... well, unless writing up an order for more morphine and writing something like morphin. And well, then you might get a few power rangers or something instead.
Good thing its the Drs who write the orders for the meds.

badgirl 07-23-2009 08:05 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 5919175)
Britney, is this an accurate representation of your workplace?
Brittney isn't the CNA I was talking about it was one named Mary


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