Mecca, where can I find a good recliner chair to post on Chiefsplanet from?

Mecca, is Head and Shoulders shampoo as good as Polamalu says it is? Should I make the switch from my Jean Paul Gaultier Bergamot and Olive Oil leave-in??

I've seen your hair, you just need some good activator. :p

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BONUS:

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Should I tip the owner of the salon?

Cock ring or butt-plug?

Or both simultaneously?

mecca do you know where I can get a fairly priced used washing machine?

Mecca, do you know where i can sell a fairly priced used washing machine?

Mecca, if your hair is falling out and you still want the Mecca do, will hair extensions help?

Mecca, what's wrong with my nephew? He really wanted to dress up like a vampire and the only white paint I could find was spray paint, so I tried that and he said it burned so I dipped his head in paint thinner and now he won't stop crying. What should I do?

P.S. It's not really my nephew, it's the neighbor's son.

P.P.S. The neighbors don't know that he came over here, so I need to find something out quick.

P.P.P.S. The neighbors don't really like me because I'm a registered sex offender. That also means I can't take him to the hospital myself because they'll ask questions.

Mecca can you envision a time when the Mcrib will become a permanent fixture of one of the Mcdonalds extra value meal?

When do you anticipate the long awaited return of the McDLT and will it still be possible for the hot side to stay hot and the cool side to remain cool?

Your thoughts.

Sexual chocolate, Damn that boy can sing.

LMAO

Mecca where art thou?

Wasn't he on the what's going down episode of that's my momma?

He was Eddie Murphy's rival in "Coming to America".

Nah, you're thinking of the guy who went on to play a Doctor on "ER".

Damn, I see someone in a baby blue polyester liesure suit with a head full of Jerry Curl, and a Microphone, and I go thinking it's Eriq LaSalle.

Mecca, why are female hair-dressers so often so slutty hot?
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Chitown, is that you?

I just happen to be at the salon today for tune-up and this place never disapoints.
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LMAO

Female hair dresser boobies in face; one of life's great little pleasures.

LMAO

Make a thread like this, and it's sure to be a classic.

Hi Mecca,

When a person is insane...as you clearly are...do you know that you're insane? Maybe you're just sitting around, reading Guns & Ammo, masturbating in your own feces...do you just stop and go: "wow, it is amazing how ****ing crazy I really am?" Yeah? You guys do that?

It's hard to get a good cut for less than $65 for me.

This ain't no Super Cuts lid I'm sportin'
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I'm spending $30 right now and am looking for a new place (she was $15 one year ago). Of course the girl cutting my hair is super hot, but $15 sounds better. $65 in 90210 is probably like $15 in SWMO.

have u ever posted a pic on here? i think tiny said u look like sammy hagar, but you know, cooler and more chick magnety

Mecca,

When buying toilet paper, what brand is less likely to leave paper shards in ur clam folds?

TIA

****IN' A!!!!!!

Mecca, what would you say to Mega-HOT Porn Star Sunny Leone?

She's in the chair next to me getting hair extensions.

HOT!!!!!!!!
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Worthless.

Without.

You know the rest.

Tickle her tits for me!

GOD DAMN

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I...I....um... uh... I'm getting a 65$ haircut?

I'd feel like a dildo asking for a pic.

But goddamn, she is flawless.
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You know that is quite the question...it only took her years and years to go from penthouse to girl girl to finally doing hardcore porn...

You have to walk the line of not being a fanboy but not being a reeruned douche either.

I do not, I may resemble the man but I am not a fan of his music.

Well, I'm getting ready to leave the salon.

Mecca, should I ask Sunny for anything?
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If you're not willing to ask for a picture, I guess a blowjob is out of the question.

Well you see fixed isn't the proper term my fine floppy friend. Wrestling is like athletic performance acting. No one sits around watching NCIS going "how can you watch this fake shit".

You should atleast get a picture to prove it happened...I'm sure asking for a pic is far less creepy than what she usually gets.

Uh not that long, maybe 15 minutes over the course of a day.

Uh, I don't know Dude. I'm not a celebrity star-****er, so that creeps me out.

All I can say is that she is beautiful.
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Obviously anal is better because you don't get that as frequently as BJ's.

A star ****er......I'd like to make that my profession, maybe I can be your new neighbor.

You'd really have to clarify what type of women you like for me to give you the best answer but personally Tory Lane is never a bad choice.

Well shit give me a clothespin then.

Question: if it takes more muscles to frown than smile (allegedly), why do people tell you this as some sort of enlightening truth that they think will make you instantly be in a better mood?

PS sorry to break up your conversation there.

Does it mean people who frown all the time have really strong and in shape face muscles?

ROFL

You should probably ask your wife if that's ok...but personally I say go for it, sure she may scream and be pissed later but you still won.

If a girl says she doesn't like anal, is it ok to do it while she is sleeping?

If she doesn't wake up during that...she gets what she deserves.

Mecca, who would win in a fight: two Meccas or one Mecca with the strength of 2.5 Meccas?

Mind = Blown

Likely the 1 Mecca because 2 Meccas together would create arguing and a power struggle.

Ha! That's exactly what Stephen Colbert said when he was asked that question at the show I went to.

ROFL

ROFLROFL

:wayne:

Not to hijack the thread, Mecca but I'm back home.

I did speak to Sunny, albeit briefly. She had two chicks working to weave extremely long hair on to her existing hair. It nearly reaches her waist when she stood up. She told me that my hair looked "cool" when I was done and said "Have a nice day".

For a girl that takes it balls deep in the ass on film, she seemed quite pleasant.

In the "Not Well-Known Public Knowledge Department", if you guys didn't know already, most porn chicks are near-midgets.

I've now met Sunny, Charmane Star, Kaylani Lei, Brittany Skye, Kimberly Kane (who I see almost weekly, it seems) and scores of others. Most are lucky to be 5'3 and many are less than 5 foot tall.

It probably makes the cock look bigger on film when it's penetrating a chick with an 18" waist and barbie-doll ass.

Sunny doesn't take it in the ass which is to bad....Go meet Tory Lane and get back to me.

Maybe that's why she was pleasant.

LMAO

Dude, if I ever run into Tory Lane, I'm posting on the 'Planet and getting your phone number so you can talk to her.

Scout's honor.

It'd be instant Hall of Classics thread.

Ok that would be pure greatness.

If you posted it, she would change it approximately 3.25 seconds after posting. That or the cell towers in the LA area would.....explode.

You misread, Brah.

I'd get Mecca's number so that I could call him and have Tory speak to him.

And quite honestly, it's not out of the realm of reason in Hollywood...

I have no idea what I would say, but here are some suggestions from a couple of my friends:

Uh, hey baby, do you want to sniff some glue? - Butthead

Hey, how's it goin'. So um, you ever like take the bus to school? - Beavis

Uh, hey baby. Uh, do you like come here often, huh huh. I said "come."

You need a man in your life, baby. And like, I need a woman. Let's like get into each other's life or whatever.

Uh, like let's drop all the uh B.S. and like, you know, do it.

Uh, get out of my car and into my dreams, baby.

Hey baby, you're pretty hot. uh huh, you should like be on a video or something. -Butthead

What's your sign? Is it "Yield"?

Huh huh huh huh. Would you like carry my books for me?

If I said you were sexy, would you hold your body against me?

I can make you feel like I've never had sex before.

My lips are registered weapons.

I'm not trying to pick you up. You're like too heavy. Huh huh huh huh. Get it?

If I was the last man on Earth I bet we could do it in public.

If you need a love doctor, I have like a medicated degree.

If you ever had sex with a machine, that's what it's like with me. 'Cause I'm like a sex machine.

If you're really hot, I bet I can cool you down.

Hey, are you one of those chicks who goes out with guys right off the bat? 'Cause that's what I'm looking for.

Should I call you for breakfast or will you like cook it for me?

Hey, baby, do you want me to take off my shorts?

You may not be really hot, but I bet you like to do it.

"Uh huh huh, you are a beautiful woman, you will be with me tonight" (as if trying to hypnotize) - Butthead

Mecca can you or someone else supply us with your picture.

maybe he's really cute?h

You're a girl?

I hope that's a girl at this point otherwise I'm a little scared.

:eek:

He does have pretty hair... um... wait... wut? Why would u want to know if he was cute?

yes i'm Melinda...sigh

Well atleast Lumpy thinks I'm kinda cute so that helps.