You are a dumber **** than I imagined.

So let me get this straight. You were expelled, took the GED exam and were offered a full ride, but didn't go?

I know you are telling the truth because honestly you couldn't make up a dumber ****ing story.

Has a single post ever been stickied?

No, I doubt his single post has ever been stickied, except by himself while watching "Sailor Moon". Oh, wait, did you meant, like, on the board? Never mind.

I qualified for the Promise Scholarship and didn't go. I don't know what I want to do yet. I am not gonna go get a degree and then have to go to a job that I will hate every day of my life for the next 50 years.

You hardly have to decide your profession before you even go to college. Most people certainly don't.

Considering the unbelievable crap you spew on this board with a straight face, I'm thinking "politician". I'm serious. You're born for it.

This thread has progressed nicely.

KnowMo was captain of the debate team

Yeah, but you have to pick a major and I have no clue what I want to major in. I will figure it out one of these days.

All of my teachers said I should be in politics or be a lawyer.:D

You could be Pat Bowlen's fluffer.

The following teams would all have to die in crashes in order for Denver to have any shot whatsoever at a Super Bowl victory this season:

S.D.
Pitt
Bal
NE
NYJ
Ten
Ind
NYG
Phi
Dal
Was
Min
G.B.
N.O.
Atl
Sea

If every single one of the above teams was to meet with fiery death, the Broncos would have an outside shot at winning the Super Bowl.

West Virginia. Expelled from high school. Twice. West Virginia.

My God, if you live in West Virginia and can pump a gallon of gas without setting yourself and the goat you're dating on fire, they'll give you a GED right on the spot.

It's all becoming clearer now.

ROFL What in the hell are you smoking!

Assuming you're actually in California (I don't know you well enough to be sure), you've really got no room to shit on West Virginia. 2007 scale scores:

http://nces.ed.gov/nationsreportcard...within%2c0%2c0

http://nces.ed.gov/nationsreportcard...within%2c0%2c0

http://nces.ed.gov/nationsreportcard...within%2c0%2c0

http://nces.ed.gov/nationsreportcard...within%2c0%2c0

And now that I've had to defend West Virginia from California, I feel as if I just broke up a reerun fight.

Live here, not educated here. How's Minnesota stack up to West Virginia?

I didn't compare them. It's why I noted the assumption. I should probably have extended the assumption to live AND were educated, but I wasn't really trying to dig you personally. That was aimed at California.

No I'm cool man. KnowMo's just such an easy target on so many levels.

And you're right about California.

That was what I thought about WV before I actually moved here.

Denver can beat all of those teams. Denver will play Ind, NE, Was, Dal, Phil, Bal, SD (2), Pittsburgh, and the Giants in the regular season, if we make the playoffs we will have to beat a few of those teams... And once the playoffs start, normally its the two "hottest" teams that make it to the SB.

Are there short buses in Colarado for Saturday night outings?

If so, shouldn't you be getting ready?

Only if they're crashing into the locker rooms of about a dozen other teams.

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It took Denver a once in a career type play to beat Cincinnati and you think they can hang with the NFL's elite?

You are honestly the dumbest person ever.

By the time we play our first elite opponent (week 4 Dallas) Kyle Orton, Jabar Gaffney, Chris Kuper, and Knowshon Moreno should all be 100% healthy. Giving Brandon Marshall three weeks to get into game shape should help also.

Cincinnati is a pretty good football team. They will beat KC by double digits.

I simply don't have the words to express just how totally lacking in intellect you are.

I'm surprised you have the ability to turn door knobs.

ROFL

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/83/22...b4f7bc43_o.jpg

What was dumb about that post?

All I said was 3 weeks from now our guys should be healthy ROFL

The Chiefs are going to win the next 10 Super Bowls. :moon:

The fact that you think the Donkeys have the talent to compete with elite teams is dumb.


No, I misspoke.

It's impossibly moronic.

LMAO

Oh, hell that's Knowshit, for sure.

You are actually serious. You really think that Denver can be this good (as good as you are envisioning) this season.

That is absolutely great!

You know, if we fans here on the CP had one tenth, no one one-hundredth, of this guys optimism, the Chiefs, as a collective, would be immersed in a subconscious sea of wonderous good vibe harmony that would provide the kind of eclectic transcendental buoyancy needed to float them into post-season glory.

May God, Shiva, the spawn of Confucius, the offspring of Lao Tzu and the Dali Lama (big hitter the Lama) bless you with each and every step you take in life.

ROFL

Dude. Stop.

Holy Crap you're a blithering idiot. Cassel led the Pats to a 11-5 record. 99.9% of the time that gets you to the play offs. Dumb shit.

You guys are so stupid. McDaniels is a genius. He pretended to love Matt Cassel so he could get Jay Cutler pissed off and have an excuse to trade him because he had his eyes on Kyle Orton all along.

KnowMo, should I start Orton for my fantasy team tomorrow or Jesus? I was leaning towards Jesus until I read all your posts and realized what a savior Orton is for the Broncos.

Jesus plays LB for the Seahawks.

I have him in flex position.

If the Chiefs can stuff the run, get pressure on the QB, and the O-Line stops blowing chunks, we can win it all too... We have a top 10 punter this year.

This is interesting news. Losing him it's pretty much over for SD and their title hopes. Tough position to lose playin the 34.

Just reading this. Now I will be able to laugh myself to sleep tonight. ROFL

Top 10 defense after holding the Bengals in check. That seems rational.

OMG wow...just wow.

I came in here to say any deep playoff aspirations we had just took a TREMENDOUS shot but this is beyond unreal. I have been around football A LONG TIME, been around coaches, fans, and players and played for good amount of time myself, but this guy is THE BIGGEST self-delusional homer that I have EVER seen. Without a shadow of a doubt.

ROFL

The Cowgirls will dismantle your McDaniels.

FACT

If you are in a pickem league I would change that pick to Balt tomorrow especially now since not only is Williams out but LT is out as well leaving it all up to Sproles against Balt?

Sproles and Michael Bennett.