Originally Posted by blaise (Post 6107836)

The Wraith was one of those so bad it's good movies to me. Not that I'd watch it again or anything.

Originally Posted by Dayze (Post 6107807)

Last of the Mohicans

Originally Posted by kaplin42 (Post 6107913)

Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou
In Bruges'

Two of the dumbest, boringest, most reeruned pieces of shit put on film.

Originally Posted by Baby Lee (Post 6107908)

I came --><-- this close to starting a similar thread yesterday.

My modified proposition was 'what films continue to irritate you with their tropes and crappiness, or whatever other aspect irritates you, over time. The so called Enduring Irritants. This isn't a film you see, say 'that's crappy,' and never think about again, or even ones that are demonstrably bad and every one agrees it's bad. I'm talking films that have some degree of acclaim where every time it comes up, you get a little rise of acid in your stomach, and your thoughts turn dark and stormy. The ones that have caused you to devote mental effort to develop a Adam Corolla-esque angry rant just for them in case someone asks your opinion.

The idea came from The Ultimate Trailer Show replaying the trailer for Days of Thunder. Curse Tony Scott for ever and ever for making Bobby D wax poetic about custom crafting the perfect race car, obsessing over every detail, and Gay Thetan show up at the next race with a Chevy Lumina.

So its, for me;

Days of Thunder
Twister
Bonfire of the Vanities.

Originally Posted by Saccopoo (Post 6107340)

The Megan Fox thread got me to thinking...what are your personal "worst" movies you've ever seen?

Here's my top five right off the top of my head:

1. Crank
- And Statham was so good in Snatch. WTF happened to that guy? This movie is a trainwreck of epic proportions. I'm getting physically sick just thinking about this pail of warm spit.

2. Nothing But Trouble
- No words to discribe how bad this piece of shit is as Dan Ackroyd builds up his acting resume with this triumphant followup to his Oscar worthy performance in Caddyshack 2. Everyone associated with this movie should be killed.

3. Clerks 2
- Why does Kevin Smith even make movies? He's like a really bad Quentin Tarrantino, and that's saying a lot (or very little). Blew his wad on the original Clerks and has treated us with calamities such as this ever since.

4. Any Given Sunday
- See #3 for description on Oliver Stone. The fact that he is actually putting out Wallstreet 2: Money Never Sleeps, put out Alexander and this steaming pile of monkey shit. I mean, when was the last time anyone played NFL football in the dark? Probably the last time Al Pacino didn't mail it in on a movie. HOOOHAAA! Al. Hoohaa indeed.

5. Righteous Kill
- Pacino. DeNiro. It's got to be great, right? OMG. They didn't even put a stamp on the letter to mail it in for this lump of festering goat bile. And next time, remember to get a stand in double for anytime you are being filmed trying to throw a ball or run Bobby. I mean, shit. Who would of thought that DeNiro throws like a girl. An old, wrinkled up sissy armed girl who runs like a hobbled 89 year old lady in six inch stilettos.

Originally Posted by POND_OF_RED (Post 6107976)

Napoleon Dynamite. Most overrated movie of all time

Originally Posted by BossChief (Post 6107372)

Easy one

Amityville 4 (well, I think its 4) ...the premis is that the energy of the amityville house went into a friggin lamp, yeah you heard me right, a friggin lamp!

Two people die in the whole movie. First one dies when the lamp unpluggs itself and the cord strangles him, the cord is flailing around the room and at one point you can see the fishing line holding it up clear as day. The other death happens when a guy is crawling through a vent shaft and then it flashes to an ooze/slime closing in out of absolutly nowhere, with no explaination of why really, and the camera cuts and it goes to a wide shot of the house with him screaming like a bitch.

One of those movies you have to watch twice just to appreciate how truly bad every aspect of the movie is and to make every other movie that much more appreciated.

Originally Posted by rockymtnchief (Post 6107400)

Anything playing on SciFi/SyFy this weekend. The actors are either college kids needing some beer money or washed up actors (Gary Busey) trying to stay in the spot light. The special effects are horrible, the scripts are poor, and the acting atrocious.

Originally Posted by Sofa King (Post 6107540)

28 Days Later

Freddy vs Jason

Anything with Drew Barrymore... fat ugly whore...

Originally Posted by SDChiefs (Post 6107988)

So what youre saying is.... You don't like good movies. Gotcha.

Originally Posted by CoMoChief (Post 6107611)

Tombstone is one of the best western films ever made.

Originally Posted by BigChiefDave (Post 6107694)

Tell me how she is fat and ugly?

Originally Posted by kcfanXIII (Post 6107622)

you lost me by talking shit on kevin smith. he's not ever gonna produce what the mainstream would consider a good movie, but his cult following find humor in his movies. dogma was one of the best, and largest, disses of the catholic church of all time. clerks 2< clerks, but you rant like the guy is a horrible director when he's not.

Originally Posted by SDChiefs (Post 6107988)

So what youre saying is.... You don't like good movies. Gotcha.

Originally Posted by CoMoChief (Post 6107984)

ROFL I love Days of Thunder

Originally Posted by CoMoChief (Post 6107370)

1. Christmas With the Kranks - (ex g/f awesome idea of seeing this flick) This stars Tim coke head Allen and hermie Jamie Lynn Curtis. every Xmas season some shitty Christmas comedy flick comes out and this was that season's flick, but out of every movie thats ever been made, this one takes the cake for being the biggest POS ever. I walked out and threaten to leave me g/f there if she didn't come with me. We rented a movie and chilled back at my place. Me and my ex used to always argue why we didn't get to see any movies that she wanted to see. Well this is full proof of the bullshit she likes to pick out.

2. Redline - Watched about 30 min of this when I came home one night and my roomate was watching this. At first I thought it was one of the Fast n Furious movies, but no...that wasn't shitty enough. I was never big into any of those street racing movies to begin with, but to make a shitty spin-off like movie about racing from another shitty racing movie.....I mean come on, a bitch being the best driver? We all know women can't drive cars for ****ing crap on a stick.

3. Batman and Robin - Whoever made this movie needs to be shot. Bat suits with huge nipples, reeruned one liners from Robin, horrible bat gadgets, ****ing Mr Freeze's ice hockey foot clan? The movie was filled with so many colors I thought I was tripping shrooms through out the movie only I wasn't. I was just witnessing a bunch of horse shit spread out across a string of movie film.

4. Jennifers Body - I just got done watching this movie. I'm speechless but confused by whether its because Megan Fox is so hot, or that was the worst hr 1/2 of shit I've seen in a while. I hope to god Megan Fox is never given a primary role ever again. She can't act for shit. She just needs to be on camera and look good and speak at a bare minimum. They gave her a bigger role in the 2nd Transformers movie, which is why I thought that movie was far worse than the 1st. I would give anything to **** her though. Did I mention she was hot?

5. Gattica - Man this movie just wasn't for me. I gonna get bashed for this because a lot people I know disagreed with me about this movie. I was just not interested in it at all. It started out really slow and continued to be really slow. And just never got my attention. I think Ethan Hawke's a homo anyways. I dont know how I got persuaded to see this movie.

Originally Posted by wild1 (Post 6107659)

Boondock Saints is the most overrated movie in history. Not the worst, but bad for sure.

Originally Posted by Saccopoo (Post 6107764)

Please. The acerbic, sarcastic, know-it-all commentary on everything in life was all used up at the end of Clerks. The well was literally dry. And to have two disgruntled angels pull the same schtick as Dante and Randall was weak. Especially two disgruntled angels played by none other than Ben Affleck (Gigli, Pearl Harbor, Armageddon, Daredevil, etc. I mean ****. Ben Affleck could have his own wing in the Worst Movies of All Time's Hall of Fame.) and nancyboy, pudding headed Matt Damon. Let alone casting Screechy Rock, Mumbles Rickman, and the ultimate Hollywood hermaphrodite Linda Fionentino. Jay with a machine gun and Alanis Morrisette as God doing handstands? Are you ****ing kidding me? It's witless, stupid, played out garbage. You want commentary on the Catholic Church from a good movie? Go watch Beckett, Brook's History of the World or MP's Meaning of Life. This and every other Kevin Smith movie other than Clerks is garbage. Pure, unadulterated garbage. See Clerks 2 for proof. Also Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. Holy shit, that is bad. And Mall Rats. Basically the same thing as Clerks with Jason Lee in the Randall role. The same tired crap all over again, but in color with those super special moments of Kevin Smith flying through the air. And it had Ben Affleck in it. Again. **** Kevin Smith and **** his ultra-shitty played out same schtick movies.

Originally Posted by SDChiefs (Post 6108064)

You.... Are...... Gay. And Linda Fionrentino is smoking.

Originally Posted by Baby Lee (Post 6108022)

Are you actually going on the record saying Nothing But Trouble is a good movie.


Harrrrable, just makes you sad to see people you like involved with such an ill-conceived mess. You'd like to think there would be someone in the process who saw the 'naked emperor' they were constructing.

Originally Posted by Saccopoo (Post 6108042)

So, you like Crank? With Jason Statham running around in a hospital gown with his anus hanging out? That really believable pseudo-rape scene with Amy Smart? Vote for Pedro as a ghey clubbing snitch? The line "Who wants white meat?" The whole concept of "bad Chinese shit" pumped into his veins by a sterioded Ricky Ricardo? And that Dwight Yokam as a back room, lost his license MD to the hooker and drug dealers of LA, who knows all about this "bad Chinese shit" and tells him to go drink some Red Bull and it will be all better. Plus the fact that he fell 17,000 feet from a helicopter, lived, and then had some chinese guys steal his heart? (Premise for Crank 2.) It was bad on every single level. It made Uwe Boll proud of his work.

What are you? 13 and mentally reeruned?

Originally Posted by rockymtnchief (Post 6108076)

Zoolander was so bad that I only watched the first 20 minutes.

Originally Posted by Sofa King (Post 6108036)

http://img.buzznet.com/assets/users9...60455823-2.jpg


http://blog.cleveland.com/ent_impact...dium_Drew2.jpg


no makeup...

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_F7Ak1rQNp5...out_makeup.jpg

Originally Posted by Saccopoo (Post 6108071)

I'm not the one whose ghey if you think Linda is hot. Maybe hot if you like Ladyboys...She's got a deeper, gravelly voice than Johnny Lee Hooker.

Originally Posted by CoMoChief (Post 6108086)

It took me 2 times to watch that movie. The 2nd time though I thought it was funny.


Also went and saw Super Troopers in the theatres and was incredibly disappointed. Then saw it a year later on DVD and laughed my ass off.

Originally Posted by shakesthecat (Post 6108035)

I submit Cloverfield for your consideration

Originally Posted by BigChiefDave (Post 6107694)

Tell me how she is fat and ugly?

Originally Posted by CoMoChief (Post 6108088)

That's one Fugly bitch, man.

Originally Posted by Predarat (Post 6108098)

Skinny Butterfaced whore???
Is that better?

Originally Posted by kysirsoze (Post 6107369)

Good call on The Happening. I liked his first three and absolutely hated The Village. I "nothing"ed Lady in the Water, but going into The Happening my expectations could not have been lower. I was still shocked at how bad it was. It's like he's trying to suck.

Originally Posted by Lumpy (Post 6107906)

That was a great movie! With that I say... run, don't walk, right into a burning Aids tree!

:p

Originally Posted by Saccopoo (Post 6108042)

So, you like Crank? With Jason Statham running around in a hospital gown with his anus hanging out? That really believable pseudo-rape scene with Amy Smart? Vote for Pedro as a ghey clubbing snitch? The line "Who wants white meat?" The whole concept of "bad Chinese shit" pumped into his veins by a sterioded Ricky Ricardo? And that Dwight Yokam as a back room, lost his license MD to the hooker and drug dealers of LA, who knows all about this "bad Chinese shit" and tells him to go drink some Red Bull and it will be all better. Plus the fact that he fell 17,000 feet from a helicopter, lived, and then had some chinese guys steal his heart? (Premise for Crank 2.) It was bad on every single level. It made Uwe Boll proud of his work.

What are you? 13 and mentally reeruned?

Originally Posted by Dayze (Post 6108150)

:D

The thing I disliked most about it was it seemed the the last ¾ of the movie was Daniel Day Louis running aimlessly.
Just seemed to drag on.

Originally Posted by wild1 (Post 6108043)

And you were beating up on me for saying that boondock saints sucked...

Originally Posted by Dayze (Post 6108174)

You mean you didn’t think he was handsome in “My Left Foot”?:D

Originally Posted by SDChiefs (Post 6108081)

No, I choose not to live in SLC.

Originally Posted by kysirsoze (Post 6107369)

Good call on The Happening. I liked his first three and absolutely hated The Village. I "nothing"ed Lady in the Water, but going into The Happening my expectations could not have been lower. I was still shocked at how bad it was. It's like he's trying to suck.

Originally Posted by Sofa King (Post 6107540)

28 Days Later

Originally Posted by CoMoChief (Post 6107609)

Tenacious D - The Pick of Destiny.

Which is sad...I love the D, but this movie was ****in rotten horrible.

Originally Posted by Lzen (Post 6108196)

I liked The Village. Lady In The Water wasn't terrible, but I wouldn't exactly call it good. But yeah, The Happening was crap.

Originally Posted by CoMoChief (Post 6108088)

That's one Fugly bitch, man.

Originally Posted by SDChiefs (Post 6108041)

As stupid as his films come off to be, its really smart humor. Just crude. I would go as far to say that he is the best writer/director since Mel Brooks. The guys a genious.

Originally Posted by chasedude (Post 6108213)

Freddie Got Fingered. Tom Green should be shot!

Originally Posted by POND_OF_RED (Post 6107976)

Napoleon Dynamite. Most overrated movie of all time

Originally Posted by BigChiefDave (Post 6108217)

Whatever. You could do this with most women. They all don't look good all the time.

Originally Posted by Lumpy (Post 6108214)

I'm a huge fan of M. Night Shyamalan's films b/c his they all have his unique twist. I will agree that some of his films 'lack something' and are a bit predictable, but the majority of them keep the audience glued to the story.

Originally Posted by PunkinDrublic (Post 6108223)

"Two for the money with Al Pacino and Matthew Mcaunehey. I've never remembered a time when I felt so ripped off walking out of a movie theater after watching that POS.

"The Goods" with Jeremy Pivin. Really showed to me that even a great actor like Pivin can't carry a movie that was so poorly written. Joke after joke was cringe worthy because they missed the mark so bad. The people that wrote that script should never be allowed to have any part of moviemaking ever again.

Originally Posted by Saccopoo (Post 6107340)

The Megan Fox thread got me to thinking...what are your personal "worst" movies you've ever seen?

Here's my top five right off the top of my head:

1. Crank
- And Statham was so good in Snatch. WTF happened to that guy? This movie is a trainwreck of epic proportions. I'm getting physically sick just thinking about this pail of warm spit.

2. Nothing But Trouble
- No words to discribe how bad this piece of shit is as Dan Ackroyd builds up his acting resume with this triumphant followup to his Oscar worthy performance in Caddyshack 2. Everyone associated with this movie should be killed.

3. Clerks 2
- Why does Kevin Smith even make movies? He's like a really bad Quentin Tarrantino, and that's saying a lot (or very little). Blew his wad on the original Clerks and has treated us with calamities such as this ever since.

4. Any Given Sunday
- See #3 for description on Oliver Stone. The fact that he is actually putting out Wallstreet 2: Money Never Sleeps, put out Alexander and this steaming pile of monkey shit. I mean, when was the last time anyone played NFL football in the dark? Probably the last time Al Pacino didn't mail it in on a movie. HOOOHAAA! Al. Hoohaa indeed.

5. Righteous Kill
- Pacino. DeNiro. It's got to be great, right? OMG. They didn't even put a stamp on the letter to mail it in for this lump of festering goat bile. And next time, remember to get a stand in double for anytime you are being filmed trying to throw a ball or run Bobby. I mean, shit. Who would of thought that DeNiro throws like a girl. An old, wrinkled up sissy armed girl who runs like a hobbled 89 year old lady in six inch stilettos.

Originally Posted by PunkinDrublic (Post 6108223)

"Two for the money with Al Pacino and Matthew Mcaunehey. I've never remembered a time when I felt so ripped off walking out of a movie theater after watching that POS.

"The Goods" with Jeremy Pivin. Really showed to me that even a great actor like Pivin can't carry a movie that was so poorly written. Joke after joke was cringe worthy because they missed the mark so bad. The people that wrote that script should never be allowed to have any part of moviemaking ever again.

Originally Posted by BWillie007 (Post 6108250)

Any Given Sunday? Are you fucking serious? That is one of my favorite movies of all time.

Originally Posted by BWillie007 (Post 6108250)

Any Given Sunday? Are you fucking serious? That is one of my favorite movies of all time.

Originally Posted by CoMoChief (Post 6108267)

I bet you like the shower scenes.......HAHAH Queer!!!!! ROFL jk

Originally Posted by Saccopoo (Post 6108193)

I don't think geographic location has anything to do with bad movies. People in Tibet thought Crank sucked dog nuts. There was a massive underground movement in Belarus to declare Jason Statham an enemy of the state. President Pierre Knurunziza of The Republic of Burundi has declared that anyone possessing a copy of Crank will be stoned to death. It's globally recognized as a turd of massive proportions.

Originally Posted by CoMoChief (Post 6108261)

I thought the Goods was very funny. It wasn't suppoed to be a good movie.

Originally Posted by Saccopoo (Post 6108220)

The guy uses the same formula that he employed in Clerks and re-works it (barely) for every other movie. It was brilliant in Clerks. The grainy B&W filming gave legitimacy to the locale and main characters plight of self-assumed brilliance and supremacy while working for/at a low budget convenience store, the witty mental sparing/castigating of their inferiors/superiors, the relationship ironies, etc. It was brilliant. And then came everything else, which was, pardon the pun, Kevin Smithian dogmatic tripe. The fact that he forced a tired, obnoxious, overused Jay on us, the spiteful insightful loser buddies, all of it. And it got progressively worse each and every film, culminating in that putrencent pile of pungent porcine poop, Clerks 2.

And I'd beg to differ on Mel Brooks. Some really brilliant stuff, but Robin Hood - Men in Tights and Space Balls didn't do him any favors.

If you are talking about directors/writers, how about Danny Boyle, Clint Eastwood, Baz Luhrman and the like?

Originally Posted by chasedude (Post 6108213)

Freddie Got Fingered. Tom Green should be shot!

Originally Posted by SDChiefs (Post 6108312)

You have sniffed way too much glue to be alive let alone typing. Jay is popular. Hence there are several movies with him in it. Batman is popular. Hence there are several movies about him. Some are better than others. Kevin Smith is in the business to make money, and he does. Because he gives people what they want to see. Aside from people with no sense of humor or bad taste in movies. But hey, you cant please everybody.

Originally Posted by Dayze (Post 6107807)

Mullholland Drive (still no clue as to WTF the “plot” was about)
Transformers (didn’t expect much….and was still blown away with how bad it was)
Flightplan
The Saint
Face Off
Look Who’s Talking
….and movie with Travolta in it.
Last of the Mohicans
What Women Want
Twister
Saving Silverman
Two Weeks Notice
The Art of War
Air Force One
Manequin
Howard The Duck
Any “Fast and the Furious” – type movies.
Biker Boyz
The Wraith



,,,so many others….

Originally Posted by Saccopoo (Post 6108042)

So, you like Crank? With Jason Statham running around in a hospital gown with his anus hanging out? That really believable pseudo-rape scene with Amy Smart? Vote for Pedro as a ghey clubbing snitch? The line "Who wants white meat?" The whole concept of "bad Chinese shit" pumped into his veins by a sterioded Ricky Ricardo? And that Dwight Yokam as a back room, lost his license MD to the hooker and drug dealers of LA, who knows all about this "bad Chinese shit" and tells him to go drink some Red Bull and it will be all better. Plus the fact that he fell 17,000 feet from a helicopter, lived, and then had some chinese guys steal his heart? (Premise for Crank 2.) It was bad on every single level. It made Uwe Boll proud of his work.

What are you? 13 and mentally reeruned?