I'd love to see you as a GM your team would lose close games every week because it has no playmakers.

You, Dane and Hamas in a 3-way doesn't count sorry

And a bunch of Mormons as well. :D

He's Carl?

Cramping ususally occurs after heavy anal sex. You should hold off on the milk bottles for awhile

Just in case you aren't aware, there was a character "Shirley" on the show "What's Happening!" in which "ReRun" was a featured character, whose catch phrase was "I'm cramping".

If you did know that already, and was just running with the new stchick, then carry on.

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Of course I knew that :moon:

Oh look The Matrix is back.

I have confidence that Eric Berry will be the consensus choice on this board.

Time and free agency will prove this to be true.

We're not gonna argue about this like we did last off-season:)

I always heard that Nebraska fans are dumb but now I see it is true

It's charming to see that Dirk's balls have finally dropped.

I thought the new avi was foretelling a change.

I'll bet you 10,000 in casino cash that he can't keep this persona up for 7 more days.

No lapsing, even in the DC.

In DC?

People still venture into that ****ing pit?

Yeah, if you need casino cash, just ask. I understand that you live in fly-over country, and I'm not opposed to helping the little people.

I bet you have alot of experience with Dane's ball dropping in your mouth

LMAO

LMAO

Casino cash? Seriously? You hollywood types are so cheap.

Hmm....hadn't mentioned them. But they did just come out of your figurative mouth. Ironic.

I look forward to unpacking more moments of your homoerotic diction.

I like the more forceful, dirk, though, with bigger tits to boot. He's throwing in the floor mats, ladies and gentlemen.

I don't see as much controversy this year with our first round pick.

I'm more interested in our second round picks and third round pick.

Because of battered-fan syndrome.

Two nights before the draft, I'll begin researching middle-of-the-first talent to put together my "official" mock.

Says the guy who wanted us to draft Sanchez only to see him fail, all to spite Dane McCloud.

You're a SuperFan.

It is kind of hard to mention them when you are still gurgling on them. Does she shave them for you?

Andy Reid is my head coach, Dave Campo is my assistant coach, Haoli Ngata my NT, Paul Kruger (Ravens) and Ryan Denney (Bills) my DE's, John Beck my QB, Chris Cooley (Redskins) and Todd Heap (Ravens) my TE's; Kevin Curtis (Eagles) and Austin Collie (Colts) my WR, Aaron Francisco (Cardinals) and Eric Weddle (Chargers) at S; Eric Heitman (49ers), Duece Lutui (Cardinals), Shawn Murphy (Dolphins), Samson Satele (Raiders) and Cory Procter (Cowboys) on the OL, Bryan Kehl (Giants) and Brady Poppinga (Packers) at LB, Spencer Larsen (Broncos) at FB...

Oh my heck!

Mormons are everywhere!

I'd like to think it's because this year's draft has more talent and we have already identified some elite prospects.

Hey....**** you.








I don't know. It sounded good and was cathartic.

"We"?

Is this the Royal "We"?

Or do you work in the Chiefs front office now?

Can you believe that dickbag, Sam Hall?

JFC.

To spite ME.

You don't pick a safety in the top five!!!!!! Ever.

Waste, waste, waste, waste.

You don't want to piss this guy off:

http://s3.amazonaws.com/newsok-photos/527106/w280.jpg

Orange is teh ghey

That's a more hopeful approach.

But we're all taking over-the-counter creams to stop the Tyson Jackson burn because of the fear that he wouldn't make it past the single biggest dipshit in the league who holds sway in Cleveland.

So, we can dream all we want about guys like Berry, Mays, etc., but if people can't see the metaphoric 5 tech. coming down the pike, they're blind.

Great now you have done it. The draftubators are going to be on you like flies on shit

Franchise right tackle.




FRANCHISE RIGHT TACKLE!

50-50.

If I'm betting, it's either RT or Cody. And I'm going to be television shopping.

Hawkins? I know we need a QB but that's stretching it a bit.

You never know they may surprise you. If I was to guess it would be OL than either Berry or Mays.

Anti-Semitism is alive and well

I just came from the Hali thread to an even more impressive level of suck.

****ing Cody and Dan Hawkins...ROFL

LMAO That is a first

http://a.espncdn.com/photo/2009/0824...okung1_600.jpg

Whoops. The above is going to be our new franchise left tackle. Here is your new franchise left guard:

http://cdn.picapp.com/ftp/Images/2/1...neers_9202.jpg

And this my good friends, is your new FRANCHISE RIGHT TACKLE:

http://www.nationalchamps.net/2009/s...ne_beadles.jpg

Hey Bro, you wanna play my game?

LMAO

You're dealing with the Master.

:D

Wait, this is the drafterbator thread

Masterbators are directed to the girlie thread.

BULLSHIT...BULL MOTHER****ING SHIT

Copying the Master is the same as paying homage to the Master.

Thanks you, young Padawan.

I guess you missed the part about "Dirk" being an Anti-Semitic and hating all Hollywood Jews.

At least I am not paying with Casino Cash cheap ass

I'd like you to know that the Jewish Holiday of The Festival of Booths just ended, where many Jewish Hollywood folks slept in tents in the backyards of their sprawling mansions for an entire week to memorialize their holiday.

In addition, the Day of Atonement was Monday.

Got something on your mind, "Dirk"?

I miss that kind of stuff religiously.

LMAO

I bet they got their tents from a Samaritan Center cheap asses

Dude...

haha got you back I win

No

Oh, I also forgot to include a pic of the new franchise center:

http://multimedia.heraldinteractive....bc07272009.jpg

and your new franchise right guard:

http://www.nfldraftdog.com/draftdogi...iron-black.jpg

Also the franchise ILB:

http://www2.baylor.edu/baylorproud/w...e-paw-2007.jpg

The franchise edge rusher:

http://media.scout.com/Media/Image/48/483533.jpg

And franchise tight end:

http://cdn3.sbnation.com/photo_image...ie_Rembert.jpg

It's going to be a glorious new era after the 2010 draft!

no what?

Leave you kids alone for a minute and this is what you do? LOL

PhilFree:arrow:

That dude is too fat and doesn't have the athleticism to play center.

I shall chime in:

As a "true fan" who was extremely frustrated with that term being thrown around by the "know-it-alls" who considered the Willie Roaf trade a terrible trade for this franchise...users who valued 6th round picks more than established, veteran players...those who thought 7th round picks should be a hit every time...those who knew everything about anything...those who took Vernon Gholston over Matt Ryan for a team with no QB...those who took Mark Sanchez #3 overall when the team they were drafting for had already traded #34 overall for a QB that very season...

I figured...boy, these dudes sure love the draft as much as I love tits...and when I see tits...I sure like to masturbate...so I assumed when they talked draft, naturally...they were masturbating...so why not put the two together?

Drafturbating. Drafturbators. It's catchy! The only problem is...a lot of people seem to miss the 'r' and they call them draftubators...which isn't quite as catchy.

And I consider these people to be the TRUE drafturbators (don't worry, they have their leaches just like us "true fans")...

Drafturbators: Hamas, Mecca, OTWP, Dane

Those are the leaders. By far...they follow one another around in Chiefs related threads, pos rep each other countlessly...basically turn every Chiefs thread into a love fest amongst one another and they all agree with every single point the other makes so any "true fan" that has ANY DIFFERENT OPINION or take gets blasted in the chin by their large drafturbating buhkakke shots. I mean...I'm pretty sure those four guys might be the same person...and if they aren't...I'm pretty sure they've all at least have had sex (except for maybe mecca...I don't think anyone would have sex with that guy.)

They also have leaches...guys who follow them around and PRAY they are accepted into their circle jerk once or twice a week...like, I'm pretty sure if Hamas told ROR to suck his dick, he would do it, no questions ask...and if Hamas told him he preferred his cock suckers not to have gag reflexes...he'd try his darndest to get every inch...even if he had the biggest gag reflex...of all time.

He's the big leach...other include Reaper and ChiefsCountry...those guys are awful.

Now...some members who ARE NOT DRAFTURBATORS...NOT TRUE FANS...just overall great football posters...those include:

tk13, Milkman, hitsmaque, the talking can

These guys are totally, 100% objective and form their own opinions and stick to them, and don't change them because they don't get approval from the first wives club...err the Drafturbators.

I will say...I do enjoy talking to Dane during the games in the chatroom...and Mecca and Hamas are cool in non-football threads...

I just wish there would be some sort of function that would merge all of their posts into one post...since they all say the same thing, insults included...well, hamas gets a little creative with his insults when he doesn't have a point or rebuttal...to deflect someone else's post to make him still appear to be super witty even though he's really just totally ignoring any sort of counter claim to his constant know-it-all draft Vernon Gholston over Matt Ryan bullllshit.

If Carl took Gholston over Ryan #1 overall last year...and Gholston was still riding pine this year...he wouldn't shut up about it...it would be even worse around here than it already is.

I know it wasn't you. It was Sanchez when he crapped himself.
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Hootie good job coming up with the name and don't take no shit off the draftubators. If you need my help just PM me and I will put them in their place like I did last night especially that NoNutz guy.

It is funny, because most in here are wrong on occasion and right on occasion. No matter how 'informed' we are, we never have the full story, and can never form an accurate opinion of the situation.

Even with King Carl and Herm, there were secrets. And now, there are even more.

The whole 'I know I'm right and will insult anyone who dissagrees with me' thing is pretty tired.

The whole board, especially guys like Mecca and Dane talked about how horrible Hali would be. And yet, he is the best guy on the defense right now.

Hey, I said Sanchez would be average at best, and he is on course to prove me wrong.

No one on this board is without a stupid or wrong opinion from time and again.

I just don't understand the name calling and hostility.

This is patently false.

I;ve said on several occasions that Hali has the heart of a champion and would work his ass off. He's the classic overachiever. I said just last night that he's the only guy that's really worth a crap in the linebacking corp (and have said that in the past as well).

Urine idiot.

You also said that he would be a total failure at linebacker. I was one of very few who said this will be a great thing for Hali, that he will play his best in this system. I explained how it works to his strengths and masks his weaknesses.

But, you and Mecca told me how ignorant I was.

There were several others as well. You guys spun tales of Hali blowing coverage after coverage.

Hey we are all wrong... but your self opinion is ridiculous.

I don't believe so, Champ.

And let's not get ahead of ourselves here. No one's talking All-Pro.

He may be the best player on a shit defense but in another city, he'd be a complimentary player at best.

I see Dane McDouchebag is back and talking out his ass again while wearing his penny loafers.

On another defense, he would have help and better sack numbers and be known as one of the better players in the league. Not 'great'... but more than 'complimentary'. Even now, you are chewing the edges trying to play both sides... not really admit you were wrong, but act like you are big enough to give the guy credit.

When you have only one good pass rusher, it is pretty easy to neutralize him. Especially when the guy on the other side has no hope of getting there.

You're ****ing stupid. And wrong. And just plain dumb.

I went through 4 pages of replies using the Advanced Search. NO WHERE did I state that Hali would "suck" or that he'd be "terrible" or anything of the sort.

Some of other guys were very hard on him but hell, I even got into it with Sauto when defending Hali as an average player.

Please pull your deformed head out of your oversized ass.

And then shut the **** up.

I wasn't "wrong", ****STICK.

He's pretty easy to "neutralize" due to his flat-feet and not so nimble moves.

Again, Dumbass, he's not a ****ing Pro Bowl player. He's just someone you have to account for each week.

Unlike the other 10 guys on the field.

You are wrong as usual

Why do you think the other team has to account for him?

Cuz he's just 'complimentary'.....

Bringing up his flat feet and not so nimble moves....lol.

Funny, he was in on a three man rush that actually got pressure on Romo. Amazing, what with his flat feet and not so nimble moves.

He gets doubled and he still has to play his coverage responsibilities in base defense. And, he still gets pressure regularly.

I don't go through threads to prove what other people said. Frankly, I don't have the time.

But, even now, you don't give him the credit that he is due.

Big surprise.... color me shocked.

The draftubators have never been right about anything except guessing each other's colored underwear

They (me) weren't right about Jackson being a stupid ****ing pick at #3?


Wait for it.....

''THERE WASN'T ANYBODY ELSE THERE FOR US!"

"IT'S TOO EARLY TO TELL!"

''THIS DRAFT SUXED!"

ROFLROFL

Is that what a drafturbator is? Someone who argues about the draft?

I've been using the term to mean someone who overvalues draft picks, usually at the expense of current players.

I see why guys are just so annoyed with them. They are a bunch of self important jerks who take turns dutch ruddering each other on a pointless fan message board.

Even still, they have had good points at times. They just really have an inflated opinion of themselves and devalue any opinion that is not in line with their own.

So it's established that Jackson was a stupid pick?