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joesomebody 11-16-2009 08:00 PM

Denver can suck balls.
San Diego has no fans
No heart no soul. Die.

joesomebody 11-16-2009 08:01 PM

LT is old news.
Antonio Gates < Tony
Oh wait no Tony.

joesomebody 11-16-2009 08:02 PM

I miss a good team.
We soon will be back bitches.
Enjoy this season.

Quesadilla Joe 11-16-2009 09:40 PM

Stupid Charger fan
I know you are very scared
Orton is playing:eek:

http://blogs.nfl.com/2009/11/16/bron...-ankle-injury/

Gadzooks 11-16-2009 10:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KnowMo2724 (Post 6268705)
Stupid Charger fan
I know you are very scared
Orton is playing:eek:

http://blogs.nfl.com/2009/11/16/bron...-ankle-injury/

Orton sucks so bad
It will help our odds to win
Bronco fans are gay

vailpass 11-16-2009 11:20 PM

How I know Buck's gay
Like warm semen in his mouth
Haiku drips from lips

CaliforniaChief 11-16-2009 11:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KnowMo2724 (Post 6268705)
Stupid Charger fan
I know you are very scared
Orton is playing:eek:

http://blogs.nfl.com/2009/11/16/bron...-ankle-injury/

Good to see you man!
Thought you drove off a high cliff
The Skins loss and all...

Dottefan 11-16-2009 11:28 PM

I HATE DENVER..DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE...........................DIE. **** THE DONKEYS, ****E THE FAIDERS............AND **** YOUR SPARKLERS BUCK WHO EVER THE ****..GO CHIEFS.

:)

CaliforniaChief 11-16-2009 11:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dottefan (Post 6268918)
I HATE DENVER..DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE...........................DIE. **** THE DONKEYS, ****E THE FAIDERS............AND **** YOUR SPARKLERS BUCK WHO EVER THE ****..GO CHIEFS.

:)

Alcohol and bombs
A good combo they don't make
Have a good night's sleep.

Dottefan 11-16-2009 11:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KnowMo2724 (Post 6268705)
Stupid Charger fan
I know you are very scared
Orton is playing:eek:

http://blogs.nfl.com/2009/11/16/bron...-ankle-injury/

YOU KNOW HOW I KNOW YOUR GAY? ..BECAUSE YOU ROOT FOR A FARM ANIMAL...**** THE DONKEYS

Bugeater 11-16-2009 11:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dottefan (Post 6268918)
I HATE DENVER..DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE...........................DIE. **** THE DONKEYS, ****E THE FAIDERS............AND **** YOUR SPARKLERS BUCK WHO EVER THE ****..GO CHIEFS.

:)

Quote:

Originally Posted by BuckinKaeding (Post 6267664)
This is not in the
Correct format you dumbass
Five Seven Five dude

.

Dottefan 11-16-2009 11:52 PM

I have a haiku

The sparklers
No Superbowl wins
you suck...along with the Donkeys, and Faiders.

Gadzooks 11-17-2009 12:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dottefan (Post 6268955)
I have a haiku

The sparklers
No Superbowl wins
you suck...along with the Donkeys, and Faiders.

Five seven and five
are the keys to a haiku
don't get it? **** you.
(i made it rhyme)

Dottefan 11-17-2009 01:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gadzooks (Post 6268966)
Five seven and five
are the keys to a haiku
don't get it? **** you.
(i made it rhyme)

:rolleyes:............STFUSTFU

Buck 11-17-2009 12:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KnowMo2724 (Post 6268705)
Stupid Charger fan
I know you are very scared
Orton is playing:eek:

http://blogs.nfl.com/2009/11/16/bron...-ankle-injury/

You think I am scared?
Of Kyle Orton? Ha Ha
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha

Buck 11-18-2009 01:23 PM

Only One Day Til
I'm leavin' on a jet plane
KnowMo can suck it

Gonzo 11-18-2009 01:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BuckinKaeding (Post 6273356)
Only One Day Til
I'm leavin' on a jet plane
KnowMo can suck it

He is too busy
Masturbating to pictures
Of Orton's Goatse

Buck 11-18-2009 01:48 PM

Going to Denver
Can I get suggestions please?
DaFace or Rain Man?

Mile High Mania 11-18-2009 02:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BuckinKaeding (Post 6273454)
Going to Denver
Can I get suggestions please?
DaFace or Rain Man?

Snow is unlikely
Deafening sounds of Thunder
Minimal lightning.

The Franchise 11-18-2009 02:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BuckinKaeding (Post 6273356)
Only One Day Til
I'm leavin' on a jet plane
KnowMo can suck it

Play Your Madden Game
Before You Leave On That Jet
Chargers Lose to Steelers

Mile High Mania 11-18-2009 02:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BuckinKaeding (Post 6273356)
Only One Day Til
I'm leavin' on a jet plane
KnowMo can suck it

Chargers at Broncos
Current streaks end for both teams
Bring extra tissues

Buck 11-18-2009 03:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pestilence (Post 6273610)
Play Your Madden Game
Before You Leave On That Jet
Chargers Lose to Steelers

That last line is not
five syllables you moran
Baba Booey

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mile High Mania (Post 6273621)
Chargers at Broncos
Current streaks end for both teams
Bring extra tissues

You must be talking
About the Donks one game win
streak at home verse bolts

Frazod 11-18-2009 03:26 PM

Haiku sucks ass
Screwing up lines and syllables
On purpose
Die in fire

Mile High Mania 11-18-2009 03:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BuckinKaeding (Post 6273746)
You must be talking
About the Donks one game win
streak at home verse bolts

Do not kid yourself
Chargers are not that special
McDaniels owns Norv


Norv is not that great
Charger fan will loathe this game
Shanahan next coach?

Mile High Mania 11-18-2009 03:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by frazod (Post 6273761)
Haiku sucks ass
Screwing up lines and syllables
On purpose
Die in fire

BuckinKaeding likes
What you say about Haiku
He loves you long time.

tooge 11-18-2009 03:32 PM

knowmo you are lame
will you please leave forever
greatful will we be

Buck 11-18-2009 03:57 PM

Norv Turner Factoid
Highest Win Percentage of
All Chargers Coaches

The Franchise 11-18-2009 04:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BuckinKaeding (Post 6273746)
That last line is not
five syllables you moran
Baba Booey

Char-gers lose to steelers

That would be 5.

Buck 11-18-2009 04:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pestilence (Post 6273883)
Char-gers lose to steelers

That would be 5.

CHAR(1) GERS(2) LOSE(3) TO(4) STEEL(5) ERS(6)

The Franchise 11-18-2009 04:18 PM

Then what the **** is Baba Booey?

Ba (1) Ba (2) Boo (3) ey (4)

Buck 11-18-2009 04:20 PM

****. I suck at haiku. Must perform seppeku on myself now.
Posted via Mobile Device

Gonzo 11-18-2009 04:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pestilence (Post 6273911)
Then what the **** is Baba Booey?

Ba (1) Ba (2) Boo (3) ey (4)

Your ****ed up Haikus
Are a result of a fifth
grade education

It's ok though dude
I know you are missing toes
firecrackers suck

Gonzo 11-18-2009 04:27 PM

I'm a Haiku god
You all may bow down to me
And lick my taint fuzz

Gonzo 11-18-2009 04:29 PM

Pestilence and Buck
Sit there googling haikus
Last brain cells will die

Gonzo 11-18-2009 04:31 PM

Buck is getting pissed
About to whip out rep stick
Gonzo dies inside

Buck 11-18-2009 04:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gonzo (Post 6273946)
Pestilence and Buck
Sit there googling haikus
Last brain cells will die

Even though my haiku
Had the wrong syllable count
I know how to spell

You spelled the word they're
wrong you stupid idiot
And you suck a lot.

I'm just a poor boy
Galileo Figaro
Magnificoooo-ooo

Gonzo 11-18-2009 04:33 PM

Frazod hates Haiku
Missouri residents loathe
Counting Syllables

Gonzo 11-18-2009 04:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BuckinKaeding (Post 6273955)
Even though my haiku
Had the wrong syllable count
I know how to spell

You spelled the word they're
wrong you stupid idiot
And you suck a lot.

I'm just a poor boy
Galileo Figaro
Magnificoooo-ooo

I did not misspell
"There" was in reference to
Your location, douche

Buck 11-18-2009 04:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gonzo (Post 6273963)
I did not misspell
"There" was in reference to
Your location, douche

Damnit, i have dumb
Ugh, Next time just tell me to
Get a Brain Moran

Gonzo 11-18-2009 04:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BuckinKaeding (Post 6273966)
Damnit, i have dumb
Ugh, Next time just tell me to
Get a Brain Moran

ROFL
Posted via Mobile Device

CaliforniaChief 11-18-2009 04:47 PM

Gonzo pwns haiku
He saves his kid while falling
And hunts his dinner

:hail:

Lumpy 11-18-2009 04:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaliforniaChief (Post 6273994)
Gonzo pwns haiku
He saves his kid while falling
And hunts his dinner

:hail:

:clap:

Gonzo 11-18-2009 05:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaliforniaChief (Post 6273994)
Gonzo pwns haiku
He saves his kid while falling
And hunts his dinner

:hail:

ROFL

Nice...
You may have got me laid tonight now that Lumpy's seen this. Giggity
Posted via Mobile Device

Mile High Mania 11-18-2009 05:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BuckinKaeding (Post 6273846)
Norv Turner Factoid
Highest Win Percentage of
All Chargers Coaches

All Chargers Coaches,
Interesting, Because I
Do Not See Titles.

Gadzooks 11-18-2009 05:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pestilence (Post 6273911)
Then what the **** is Baba Booey?

<a href="http://media.photobucket.com/image/baba booey monkey/LeoanrdShelby2123/BabaBooey.gif?o=1" target="_blank"><img src="http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f236/LeoanrdShelby2123/BabaBooey.gif" border="0"></a>

CaliforniaChief 11-18-2009 05:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gonzo (Post 6274069)
ROFL

Nice...
You may have got me laid tonight now that Lumpy's seen this. Giggity
Posted via Mobile Device

Who would have known it?
That Lumpy reads some haiku
And Gonzo gets some.

Buck 11-19-2009 11:23 AM

9 Hours Until
I am Flying to Denver
Gonzo is teh ghey

veist 11-19-2009 05:18 PM

Simms getting all the
snaps means uh oh Denver fans
say bye to offense

Mile High Mania 11-19-2009 05:26 PM

So Simms is starting
Hell, damn, crap, we may be screwed
Defense, please prevail

Gonzo 11-22-2009 04:59 PM

Thought I should bump this
for buckin's easy access
knowmo is a douche
Posted via Mobile Device

Gonzo 11-22-2009 05:03 PM

Ha there's a trick play
Not so classless afterall
What say you knowmo?
Posted via Mobile Device

CaliforniaChief 11-22-2009 05:10 PM

Terrible towels
Freak out the Denver Broncos
The Chiefs don't mind them.

Quesadilla Joe 11-22-2009 05:16 PM

Congrats to the dolts
You had to pay refs to win
Your mother is proud

CaliforniaChief 11-22-2009 05:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KnowMo2724 (Post 6285413)
Congrats to the dolts
You had to pay refs to win
Your mother is proud

HA HA HA HA HA
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
HA HA Broncos fail

Gonzo 11-22-2009 05:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KnowMo2724 (Post 6285413)
Congrats to the dolts
You had to pay refs to win
Your mother is proud

Whatever knowmo
Rose colored glasses fading
go chew a bullet
Posted via Mobile Device

CaliforniaChief 11-22-2009 05:27 PM

Don't despair KnowMo
Your future is in good hands
Ty Law will save you.

CaliforniaChief 11-22-2009 05:29 PM

Paging Hochuli
You are the Donks only hope
To beat the Chargers

Gonzo 11-22-2009 05:30 PM

broncos are failures
their crappiness is exposed
total epic fail
Posted via Mobile Device

CoMoChief 11-22-2009 05:37 PM

Bye week I said this
The Denver Meltdown begins
Finsh 8 and 8

kcchiefsus 11-22-2009 05:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KnowMo2724 (Post 6285413)
Congrats to the dolts
You had to pay refs to win
Your mother is proud

Donkey complaining
About the reffing today
Oh how ironic

CaliforniaChief 11-22-2009 05:57 PM

It's gonna be tough
Dolts will be so well rested
Coming off this bye.

kcchiefsus 11-22-2009 06:15 PM

KnowMo is a bundle of sticks
He takes it in the asshole
He likes it alot

Quiet Storm 11-22-2009 06:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KnowMo2724 (Post 6285413)
Congrats to the dolts
You had to pay refs to win
Your mother is proud

Yeah, like how Houchuli gave you the game last year. STFU and take it like a man...stop being a little biitch and blaming the refs.

NO PLAYOFFS FOR YOU!

Buck 11-22-2009 06:52 PM

Driving home from game
Extremely happy with game
Eat my ass KnowMo
Posted via Mobile Device

Bwana 11-22-2009 06:59 PM

Congrats on the win Buck, GREAT GAME!

Buck 11-22-2009 07:01 PM

Thanks, Bwana.
Posted via Mobile Device

Frazod 11-22-2009 07:02 PM

Congratulations, BK. Glad you got out of that ****ing pit alive, too.

CaliforniaChief 11-22-2009 11:49 PM

Haiku is the way
We converse in this thread folks
Carry on, people.

Buck 11-23-2009 12:03 AM

Thanks a lot Frazod
Denver fans are mostly ghey
Some are cool I think
Posted via Mobile Device

Pablo 11-23-2009 12:10 AM

Orton shaves neckbeard
"Probowl" sans super-powers
A rape one mile high

Pablo 11-23-2009 12:13 AM

Bronco fans wear orange
When there's no hunting season
Gay-ness is confirmed

Pablo 11-23-2009 12:15 AM

KnowMo tastes batter
And proudly moans Pro-bowler
Kyle gifts pearl necklace

Pablo 11-23-2009 12:20 AM

6 wins were lucky
4 losses soon did follow
KnowMo loads handgun

Gonzo 11-23-2009 11:38 AM

What could be better
Chiefs win, Donks lose, all is well
KnowMo, meet aids tree

Mile High Mania 11-23-2009 11:52 AM

Still in playoff hunt
Chargers now lead division
They split the series.

Chargers in first place
It took them eleven weeks
Lots of football left.

Broncos must win now
Time to stand up and respond
Need to crush Giants.

Haiku gets old quick
Poems and football don't mix
Unless you are gay.

CaliforniaChief 11-23-2009 11:54 AM

The penis is thrilled
Whenever Orton's around
Suckage imminent

Buck 01-01-2010 04:16 PM

Broncos must beat Chiefs
to keep playoff hopes alive
Mark C for the win

Bane 01-01-2010 04:20 PM

1 Attachment(s)
Donkhole playoff hopes........ Well.......Bye......

CaliforniaChief 04-22-2010 12:28 PM

Bump for draft haiku
Skins might ignore their O-line
RIP McNabb

Buck 04-22-2010 08:47 PM

Trade Brandon Marshall
Draft iffy wide receiver
KnowMo Cums his pants


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