I think BossChief is going to boil his bunny.

What would you like to bet that penz will bring Snugga as his second?

lol..
I forgot about "Snugga"

Originally Posted by Demonpenz
You've been accepted!
Those are the words I longed to hear when I got in to missouri western, that was the second hardest school I went too, the first one was Demon's School of hard Knocks. You too can be accepted. All you have to do is bring your application (your face) to my fist. We will be processing your appication on 10th and walnut and expect to be there 13-15 minutes depending on how long it takes for the ambulance to arrive. We will be providing free things while you wait in line like concussions, broken fingers, and dizzyness. The dizzyness will be sponsered by quick trip, quick trip...providing demonpenz a rag which i can cover in gas and smother down bearcats throat for over 15 minutes. Here is a sneak peak at this semesters cylabus

8:00 8:05 roundhouse kicks 101
8:05-8:10 scissor kicks 210
8:10-8:15 break
8:15-8:20-dismissed!!!


ROFL

who is this guy, ****ing Yoda?

attempt Hammas, to fight, he will.

He's already posted publicly that you and I together "might" give him a challenge.

I can only assume that means he has poor coordination and would have difficulty properly executing "one in the front, one in the back".

If I were in to that sort of thing. Which I'm not.

Hell, if the Planet wants to pay for airfare and lodging, I say we head on over to Kansas, take care of business for all of two minutes, and spend the rest of the day drinking at the Free State and ****ing KU coeds.

You in?

Vote for ROR as King of the n00bs.

Didn't know you were into beastlity. :D

LMAO ROFL

LMAO It's the hairy armpits and Birkenstocks that frighten me.

This thread has both hemispheres of plutonium. The only thing we need is the shaped charge to slam them together (Hymen's entrance), and we'll go critical.

The only interesting thing will be to see if his hypothetical in-person bravado matches his e-bravado.

If so, this is going to the HOC.

I'm guessing he is nothing like he portrays himself on here, you have to be a very sad little person to be that angry.

heres a jewel of a post when he displayed the rare displaying of his opinion...feel free to turn his little green bars to red ones at your leisure...

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showp...9&postcount=35

pretty dumb mf

Whaatttt?? He looked like a genius in that post. He is getting the greens from me.

Lets drink at Buddies instead

I wish penz would threaten to kick my ass.

I think that, in real life, Mr. Buster Hymen represents the Drunken Chinese Girl Guild. He's a very dangerous man.

FAX

"You and me behind the king hill bowling alley. fight is on"

You have to be a southsider to get that one.

Shut up, bundle of sticks. I have two words for you: Fist. Face.

They equal your death.

I would imagine that Buster Hymen will join this thread shortly. Seems he's never had much of a problem mixing it up with the know-it-alls on the forum.

No shit?

Post that one.

The problem is that that is all he does. He doesn't offer opinions or counterpoint, he just endlessly bashes people for their opinion.

He's the worst type of forum member. And there are several who exactly the same thing.

I didn't say otherwise. I just stated that I would be surprised if he doesn't show up in this thread.

I've been saying this for awhile now. You should read some of there takes though theres a reason all they do is talk shit.

What the **** has that idiot ever offered of any substance other than bashing someone else's opinion?

I infer "mixing it up" as being opinionated, not just being an asshole.

Nothing.

Return his pudding cups and the straw to his juice box and he'll probably leave you alone.

Nothing I've ever seen. Definitely near the top of the complete prick list.

Very doubtful.

If you mean Buddies in KC on Main, I'm afraid you'll need to find a different drinking partner, patna'.:D

This thread isn't going to page 3

Yep, he finally gets called out by a majority, then just pussy's off in to the sunset.

****in' weak-assed bitch.

Looks like he'd rather Buster Hymas. kinky.

I KNOW raisedinrectums doesn't have an opinion on this topic....

No shit. Tons of irony in his last post in this thread.

Buster Hymen http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/image...er_offline.gif

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My senior year of high-school; everybody started fighting at the race track(Savannah). For a solid 3 weeks there were fights after school at the race track. Some people even created shirts in remembrance of the awesomeness of it...stating "Meet me at the Racetracks".

Them's fighting words in Savannah, MO.

"RUN AWAY"!!!

One of the strangely satisfying aspects of life is watching a man hoisted with his own petard.

He damn sure DOES, and what the **** of it?

LMAO

I guess we forgot some of the comments leading up to this conveniently.

ESPN Feature on Mark... 04-10-2009 01:15 AM 'Hamas' Jenkins You really are a dumb sonofabitch. Why don't you send me a PM offering to fight me, you old ****?

Texans fans seem to be... 10-31-2009 02:10 AM 'Hamas' Jenkins I wish you knew how easily I could whip your ass, ****.

These, along with the sorted die in a fire, shoot yourself type comments brought my responses. I kept mine private, while the pussy had to make a thread about it.

You should also know, I hardly give a shit what any of you think about me. If you have a problem with it, I'm still available in PM.

How come you didn't say anything when you were on at 3:00pm?

I like this plot twist.

Don't worry, nothing I've read in this thread has altered my previous opinion of you.

ROFL

You gonna send a virus or something?

I support this stance.

Funny how I predicted exactly what you'd do ROFL

And as far as the other post...

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</td> <td class="alt1Active" id="p62213499477" width="50%"> Texans fans seem to be... </td> <td class="alt2" nowrap="nowrap">10-30-2009 01:38 PM</td> <td class="alt1" nowrap="nowrap"> Buster Hymen </td> <td class="alt2" width="50%">you couldn't kick my ass with a gun. It must suck for you knowing that 85% of males in america can kick your scrawny ass in less than 5 minutes</td></tr></tbody></table>

<table class="tborder" width="100%" align="center" border="0" cellpadding="6" cellspacing="1"><tbody id="collapseobj_usercp_reputation" style=""><tr><td class="alt1Active" id="p61657269477" width="50%">Deep Thoughts: By... </td> <td class="alt2" nowrap="nowrap">10-12-2009 10:02 PM</td> <td class="alt1" nowrap="nowrap"> Buster Hymen </td> <td class="alt2" width="50%">well hey, lets hook up and find out. bring the gun of your choosing, you gutless ****ing pussy. you couldn't kick my ass with a gun, punk.</td></tr></tbody></table>
I think that's one after I told him to shove a shotgun up his ass and pull the ****ing trigger til it goes "click".

We don't care enough to have a problem. Now kindly **** off.

A game of honor and diplomacy...

Bat fight!

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That's odd since there was a thread started about it, and you have had numerous posts caring about this non-problem.

You are smart enough to know that caring enough to start and participate in a thread mocking his dipshittery is a completely different animal than sending multiple PMs and rep comments asking to fight someone, and offering other people to PM him with similar offers.

I wonder how much a doctor would charge to surgically remove Doomy from RoR's leg?

Perhaps it would be covered by insurance.

Your'e giving him too much credit me thinks. I like the way he couldn't wait to jump on Hyman's cock-wagon, so eager to join forces with the most useless asswipe in all of Planetdom.

And Dummy, before you go wasting your time and mine typing up your usual whining tripe-response that I won't even read, just go look at the scoreboard mother****er; I didn't win this race but I damned sure got more votes than your ass ever could.
Meditate.

What the **** are you even talking about? What scoreboard? Are you talking about the ****ing n00b poll? Congrats?

And, for the record, I am am not jumping on anyone's bandwagon. I don't give two shits one way or the other. However, I do find it funny that everyone seems so appalled that someone would threaten to fight someone who routinely throws out shit like "kill yourself, shoot yourself in the head, die in a fire, [insert other clever phrases here]. I mean really, what do you expect to happen. I would imagine that if you said these things to someone in "real life," you might get more than a PM.

Meanwhile, lost in the middle of this thread, with not one person commenting on it other than myself, your friend Dane allegedly threatened to kick someone else's ass via PM. Is it safe to assume all of you will be piling on him next?

So we going to have a big Planet whoop ass contest? Hamas vs Buster, rOr and doomester, keck vs. phobia and dane vs. whoever. Winners take on penz for championship.
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Isn't Hamas John Matrix?

Everytime Doomy burps it semlls like Raised on Riots balls

No, he's not.

He's a typical bitch around here.

Bitch about other people, that is.

Hey, **** OFF, "Chad".

If I had a dollar for every post, PM or rep note where someone threatened to "kick my ass, beat my ass, etc.", I'd have a pretty penny in my pocket.

But have I ever mentioned it or made a big deal of it or called anyone out?

**** NO.

Furthermore, this is none of YOUR ****ing business.

You need to find a new sewing circle because your act (which has sucked since its debut) has worn thin.

How do you know his name?

I've seen it quoted around here before.

Which is why I put it in quotes.

Either way, he's a still a ****ing bitch.

And quite frankly, I've had ENOUGH of these worthless mother****ers whose only role on Chiefsplanet is to denigrate, insult and bait forum members who actually have an opinion.

**** him.

ntrnts, srs bsnss snc 1989

English please?

chck th ggl

lol, i had some dude call me out on Chiefscoalition in the Chiefs section. Then he aim messaged me and was raging. Showing me pictures of him because he was a power lifter. lol

People take message board crap way to seriously. He got banned eventually. Shit is just a forum, ignore people if you dont like the way they present themselves on a forum. Its that easy.

here you are defending ROR. didnt he do the EXACT same thing once? iowanian?

Wait....

So, you're telling me we can have fist fights on here???

AWESOME!!!

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/pictu...&pictureid=663


It's like getting your ass kicked by kurt vonnegut
hi ho
I then donated $11 casino cash to demonpenz

I checked in on here and saw this stupidity. Was busy and had shit to do at the moment so I couldn't go chasing down posts at that time. Believe it or not, I was checking for Chiefs news!

Yet here you are, defending someone trying to make a big deal out of it.

Does anyone think I seriously thought a chickenshit like hamas would take up an offer like that? Have you seen a pic of him? He's the definition of 95# weakling, with a BAMF mouth. I was goading him like he goads me and others. I knew full well he wouldn't confront anyone, let alone me in person. Anyone with a pulse knows this too. In his pic it's hard to tell which is hamas, and which is the bag of dogshit.

I'll give you credit for not posting a thread crying about people threatening to kick your ass too. A real man wouldn't do that, and you didn't.

A real man is not defined by shit on a BB

THIS.

I would estimate that in my experience, 80% of the time I've had people "attack me", not "like me", wanna "kick my ass", those people turn out to be some of my better friends on the forum. It's like an "initiation".

Granted, there are some people that I don't get along with and never will.

But hey, that's life. NO ONE likes everyone.

I think the "Hey, I'm gonna kick your ass" stuff should stay to PM's & Reps, otherwise, this place would turn into a joke.

That being said, I'm not a fan of people revealing what's being said in a PM or an Rep because it compromises the system of "trust".

If that was ever in place to begin with.

Normally i would agree with that but demonpenz stuff is gold I would feel like I was hoarding if I didn't share.