All of this talk made me remember this old infidelity gem from WAY back in the day.

Lol, "look Mom, my art teacher made a music video"!

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I have never cheated and never will. If I had my way, infidelity would be a criminal offense.

....still trying to see the ass, I cant find it...:spock:

Nope.

I think it was in Texas or a while. Hell, I think it used to be legal to shoot your wife if you caught her in bed.
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ROFL Damn it, Donger.

Blind much?

Mission accomplished CP.

If the situation came up, could I offer my wife quid pro quo? I get to do it with Jessica and she can be there to monitor, and then she can do it with Jessica and I'll be there to monitor. That way it's fair for everybody.

BWillie is correct. I lurked for awhile before Gonzo found out that he was under surveillance. Vote w/ caution.

You're so crafty.

Seriously people, everything you do/say online should be done with care.

Would do it if it was the girl from those new vampire book movies, think her name is Kristen Stewart. Love her. She has no body really, but for some reason that gets me going.


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Not even if it would hold a full size football?

Not even if she could punt a full sized football 70 yards out of it like a pumpkin launcher.

That would be a good thing?



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Some of us are more gifted than others... and sophomoric too.

I checked the list, I didn't see Tiger Woods listed yet.

Well, I really didn't check the no list for his name.

I voted yes because it will never happen.

Just commenting on the "all vaginas" comment. I'd really hate to see a woman that would hide a football there.

Right one dude, she is bangin. Never seen the Twilight movies, might not ever, but the movie Adventureland sold me on her.

I would the whole thing.

In this case if true, I'd name her lady garden "damon huard"....the wobble launcher.

I would only cheat on my girlfriend w/ Mario Chalmers.

Dude you're on a roll today.

I'd call my wife and say

"Hey, honey, I'm here with Jessica Alba and she wants me to **** her. I don't know why, but she does. I wouldn't normally ask, but seeing as it's Jessica Alba and all, would you be ok with that?"

"Do I like Her? Yeah, I guess. Hell, I just met her. Do I love her? No of course not. Pictures? Well, I could ask. Would you like to join in? We're not far away and we haven't even started yet. Let me talk to her, I'll call you right back."

Has Jessica had all her shots? It affects one's decision, you know.

You can replace Jessica Alba with "hottest girl you know" if you want...

Anyone with an office job...if someone that hot came into your office...locked the office door...took off all of her clothes...signed an agreement to never tell anyone or you get 95 million dollars...I doubt the poll would be like this.

Dude, you know, there are people out there whose entire life isn't based on ****ing every hot piece of ass they can get their hands on.

That is supposed to happen before you get married.

Not after.

Well Dane, perhaps you are a better man than most...

Nah, dude. It just means that most people find themselves in disastrous marriages.

If you're really in the type of relationship that a marriage is supposed to represent, these kinds of questions are pretty silly, in all honesty.

Not for 95M... maybe 98M.

I would generously decline just because she isnt that hot no more

Dude, before I got married, I was a slut. I banged so many chicks that I lost count after first hundred. Seriously.

Once I met the girl that became my wife, that was done. I had never cheated in my life on anyone - if I didn't "feel" it anymore, I'd just break up with them. So, that last person in the world I'd cheat on is the woman I've been with for nearly 14 years.

Maybe you'll have that someday and maybe you won't.

But for the people that do, cheating just isn't an option.

you were keeping track all the way to 100?

Heh... reading that post and looking at your tagline (use of the plural term for the last 9 years) is kinda funny...

Quitter.:harumph:


I can see a younger Dane, hanging out at Parody Hall with "Mickey Franano and the Stinky Pinkies"( that's code-speak for The Front, or the band they became after that ), slammin' the booze and bangin' the broads.

Good times, good times...:D

JESUS ****ING CHRIST!!! CATCH THE MOTHER****ING BALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

/Todd Haley

I was going to try to come up with something clever for this.

Then I read this. I cannot compete with this. Well done Donger. ROFL

lol, if people only had sex to brag about it than fat chicks would never get any.

ROFL (Although I'm more inclined to believe he'd be doing the "happy Haley bop", all beach-style)

If we are replacing this with the "hottest girl we know" then it's different because we know them, if you meant, "hottest girl we know of" then yes. I'm good with fantasizing about celebs, well, because it's a small chance we ever actually meet anyone face to face, but I'm not fine with like a hot friend or something. Nope. In fact I don't even like it when he fantasizes about someone we actually know....if he does, I'd rather him not tell me.

Either way, we have our "lists" and for the most part, except Jennifer Connelly, whoever is on his list is on my list. So my answer would be, only if I can come too.

It's very simple for me:

The moment I cheat on my wife is the moment I know I've lost my direction in life - which includes my kids, my job and my faith.

Nothing is worth that to me.

This does not describe me - I can only throw about 55 yards.

How many times have I told myself to read the responses before posting.....

:doh!:

My dick just slapped my heart and said "Get with the program asshole".

Yeah, I don't have an 11 inch penis either.

Hmmmm, now you have us all wondering why you are attracted to Gonzo.

my sentiments exactly.

There is nothing in life more important than my family, period.

Awesome!!!

Not so sure....google the Derek Jeter Herpe Tree. She's a leaf.