**** you all

That's the spirit! LMAO

Where's that going on? I gotta get in on that action. It's high time I won something around here.

So these meltdowns Hymen was having - were they of the jmart variety, as in threatening to kick the shit out of any CPer he came across, or was he just drunk occasionally and got the beer courage?

LMAO

Not even his second name. Remember Black Jack Savage? FAX called him BlackJack Sausage.

The threats were specifically aimed at Hamas and Dane. As pervasive as they were, I doubt alcohol was a factor. Unless his underlying personal anger and misery is alcohol-based.

The nastiness, however, was aimed at pretty much everybody.

Really? I miss so much around here. That's interesting to me because I see the two of you as having very similar internet personalities. Which isn't meant as a reflection on you or Iowanian; it's just an observation. And like I said, I miss a lot around here.

I think people tend to take their real life frustrations out on line, that is what you see in internet personas. People venting who have no place else in life where they feel satisfied

Dude might get drunk every night and do an internet version of Cops. Put on the wife beater, have a few beers and a couple of shots.....let the chips fall where they may.

It is what it is. I wasn't trying to stir anything up, just making a point.

I think you know what you can do with that theory.

:p

Oh no, I didn't mean that. It just surprised me. I'm all the time finding out shit here that seems to be common knowledge to everyone but me. For having spent over 9 years here, I'm amazingly ignorant.

Yeah, well go **** yourself douchebag.









:p

You can take the dickhead out of the junior high school, but you can't take the junior high school out of the dickhead.

Unless, of course, you are a skilled surgeon with a real sharp knife and those big tweezer things, in which case you make an incision right above the left ear then, using the electric cranial saw, you remove a sizable chunk of skull then insert your big tweezer things inside the hole you just made, jiggle it around a little bit, grab a large chunk of squiggly brain matter, and pull like hell. With luck, you'll remove the junior high schooladula putting an abrupt end to both the dickhead's education and naughty behavior.

FAX

I'm going to rape the lot of you

I had burritos.

Unless you spend every waking moment on the BB you miss all kinds of stuff. There are lots of people on here that I get along with who don't like each other.

Strangely, I'm not so amazed.



:p

Oh.

Wow.

Well we always knew Matrix/Hamas/BlackJack was a hypocrite.

:LOL:


Unfortuantely, neither am I.

Yeah, same here. A shit ton.

I just told Hamas I was going to beat him up via neg rep.

How about anyone THEY don't get along with?

these neg reps are acceptable:

From Bwana: "Go suck a bag of dick, you weak till, limp nipple, drunken piece of shit."

But threatening to beat people up is a big no-no!

LMAO

Here I sit with all my muster
Tried to shit
But only Bustered

:bravo:

ROFL

You aint the only one :doh!:

Um, I left that after you left this little gem: "I'm going to jerk off to you sucking my cock later"

Now go **** yourself..........pussy.

Don't be afraid.

I was the one that did that, and it's because you're a whiney little bitch.

I meant I was going to jerk off to the visualization of me gently coating your throat with my float...my bad.

Hootie always cracks me up in threads like this. About the only thing everybody here can agree on is that he's a douche, yet he carries on like his opinion is the most valued on the board. :D

I think Hootie realizes he acts like a complete douche, but he finds it amusing and embraces it.

Like him or not, there's no pretense with Hootie.

I do think of myself as the voice of reason...

Hamas and Dane are too one dimensional...

At least I have style.

You strike me as that kind of guy who never makes a correct decision in any area of life no matter how big or small, and yet somehow never ends up in prison or dead in a ditch like everyone swears they eventually will. In a way, amusing, in a way... you just kind of gawk.

I disagree.

I can't believe how serious a lot of people take interactions on this message board.

It's hysterical. Like that Bwana fella LEGITIMATELY dislikes me...leaves me weird ass neg rep comments twice a week talking about limp nipples or some shit...

The hypocrisy of the board cracks me up...and the problem with the idiots I always bash heads with is they try to get under my skin but then I'll just throw out a comment about sucking off my uncle and then they just get super confused and don't know what to do...

Unlike Hamas and Dane...you'll never see me beat red on the other side of the keyboard thinking of creative insults to rebut with so ROR can follow me around and pos rep me and post smiley faces and tell me how much Hamas "pwned" me...

I rather call them like I see them then be a Dane/Hamas groupie yearning for that one pos rep a week that says "dude you are a super cool poster"...although gaining Dane's approval was originally my #1 goal on this website when I signed up, it has since moved to #3 behind sharing a dinner and a movie with Frazod, and riding a horse countryside with Bwana while talking about John Deere tractors and hunting knives.

I still plan on accomplishing all 3 goals.

Again, disagree...

I work as a server in a restaurant and the other day a table of 4 Mexicans came in and the 16 year old hostess has a crush on me I think...and even though it was my turn in the rotation I told her to give it to this other bitch I work with no one likes...

The next table was two hot girls, and naturally the hostess knows where to seat them...

The Mexicans stiff the girl we don't like, and the two chicks give me a nice, big, healthy tip (probably because of all the free booze I gave them)...

Now this strikes me as a correct decision...so I'm going to have to reject your hypothesis.

*I was going to say blacks instead of mexicans but I think I'm on a slippery slope when it comes to that...

**The above story was totally, completely, 100% made up.

This is what I was alluding to. Comments like the bold that are meant to **** with people but that ultimately end up feeding into the image of Hootie douche.

You feed the monster. And the kind of rep. messages that you're leaving are a tiny bit different from the ones saying the standard, "Go **** yourself."

You see them as one in the same, but the majority won't.

Fraz might take you on a date, though. Dinners aren't free, remember.

I think I'm going to start posting footnotes style. Something new to incorporate for the New Years...

You post this a lot.

You seem extremely concerned about how concerned people should be about how they shouldn't be concerned about the un-serious nature of you life.


Seriously.

Hootie comes off as Randal Graves, minus any entertainment value of course.

Why is it everytime a "douchebag" thread comes along, hootie has to come in and be all "look at me, look at me! Im a douche too!!!"?

issues?

I have to leave to take a piss.

Hootie, please place your head against your monitor.

Hamas and Dane give their expertise in every Chiefs thread, I give my expertise in every douche bag thread.

You drink your tea, I'll drink mine.

and you seem extremely concerned about how concerned I am about how concerned people are about how concerned and serious the nature of life is.

too bad your personality indicates to you being an idiot, because you arent.

IMHO, I hope you dont change, or get banned (unless you really did rape that gal ROFL) this place thrives on its arguments more so than its conversation and you are a fun read about 90% of the time.

You also try to mix it up in football discussions and generally (from by small sample size of exposure to you) add to the conversation before going rouge and starting into a "mememe" hijacking.

So what specifically started you on this crusade against Hamas and Dane, Hootie?

Gang of 14 and not 15.

Not true.

For instance I was managing this high end restaurant and the server got a huge tip from 14 Mexicans (probably from all the booze he overcharged them for) but they paid in panties which he wore on his head until the 16 year old (who has a crush on him) offered to give him her panties in exchange and throw in her bra as collateral. It worked and then he sneezed into the pasta prima vera causing Jerry to lose his pilot show on NBC.

Then he unlocked car doors for the valet by urinating on them before running home through a meadow of tigerlillies.

Me? Concern?

Afraid? ROFL

I just didn't see any reason to embarrass you any more than you usually do yourself. It's called class. You should try it sometime.

You know, I started a thread earlier this year just for Hootie. He should utilize it for his great anti-Dane crusade.
Posted via Mobile Device

No, it's called being a pussy.

Anybody?

Oh, and BTW Frankie, you can expect more of that unexpected neg rep.

As I said, you're a whiney little bitch, as useless a piece of shit as any on this forum, and I've decided I'm just going to neg rep your dumbass willy nilly.

how is he going to sleep at night?

I'd say it bothers him a little bit, since I've seen him talk about "rep. abuse" in multiple threads.

He's the one crying about the neg rep.

Neg rep.

Who the **** just sent this?:

"It's clear from your posting style that you're a savvy, devilishly handsome male."

ROFL

Yeah, that I am. And I have proven it by hiding and avoiding the abuse of CP neanderthals. You know you and your sucker-punching, gang-attacking, rep-abusing friends.

(God I wish we had a sarcasm smiley! since the idiot might actually believe the above.)

Three guesses, and the first two don't count....

1) Skinbra
2) Hawaiianboy
3) Hootie

Oh noes!!!!
Whatever am I going to do?

:deevee:

I sent it from my mult.

"WashingDeezNutz"

Ah-ha! Using the Kotter method to boost your rep! Very clever.

And that was going to be my next guess.

Pos rep.

Quick. Someone find my boots so I can shake in them! ROFL

You must have been routinely ass-attacked in high-school to consider what you just posted as a testosterone showoff.

WHAT A LOSER! :shake:

Really.

Jesus dude.

Do you not get it?

How many times have you neg repped me without getting neg rep in return?

I "sucker punched" your dumbass because you hit me with a neg rep telling me that an insult directed at another poster was a sucker punch and unneccessary.

Who the **** are you to police what I do?

I'd tell you to go fist yourself, but I'm sure your dumb ass couldn't find your own ass to fist it.

Ive read about him crying about neg rep a few times in the last few minutes and all it makes me want to do is neg rep that post.

One thing I learned long ago, dont bitch about neg rep. It only breeds more neg rep.

MM and Dane are gonna make him "bleed" huh.

Ya know what blows my mind? That Buster Hymen of all posters got banned while having green bars. unbelievable.

Im guessing sweet dick

Thank you.

I do not like any formof bullying. i do not like any form of abuse of tools that the decent uses properly. And I have decided to expose the cowards of this BB. That's all.

GoChiefs? ;)

LMAO

Dude, the decent, and I'm not sure who the **** fits into this category, abuse the shit out of rep.

There's an entire rep whoring thread for the sole purpose of accumulating more. ****, look at the leading rep. point getters on this site. Clearly I'm legitimate, but many aren't.

Chill out. Rep is just another form of communication on CP. It means nothing.

(quickly checks rep)

"His truth is march-ing ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN"!LMAO

I'm calling TOTAL bullshit on this and calling you a coward and a liar. There, I said it. Just prove me wrong and let's show the BB our reps for each other. My guess is you are not man enough. So just go back and play with your little junior and leave the man stuff to the rest of us.

Ok. Now you've crossed the line.

Why in the **** are you bringing Mr. Flopnuts into this?

Let them call it bitching all they want. The cowards need to be exposed.

:popcorn: