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BigVE 01-07-2010 12:12 PM

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Originally Posted by wutamess (Post 6419180)
I understand, The single world is a game in which we've all played. I'm sure we didn't GO GET TESTED after every one night stand, drunken encounter, slut fuch with a condom we've had. There's no reason to bring it up in this case.

By bringing it up it gives the impression that he's better than him or looks down on him. Personally it rubs me the wrong way and I realyl don't know why I'm defending MTG about it.

Thanks Jilly, I just remembered. I really shouldn't give a shit.


Actually it sounds like your trying to convince YOURSELF. My comment was made in gest and you alone have responded in this way. IF my comment appeared arrogant I certainly did not intend it to be that way.

wutamess 01-07-2010 12:14 PM

1232 is better:

http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost....postcount=1232

MTG#10 01-07-2010 12:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Pestilence (Post 6419186)
Good for you man.

How are your kids?

Awesome. It makes me feel great too because my wife tells me that every time she has them they always say they want to go back to dad's. Its killing her.

The Franchise 01-07-2010 12:15 PM

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Originally Posted by MTG#10 (Post 6419215)
Awesome. It makes me feel great too because my wife tells me that every time she has them they always say they want to go back to dad's. Its killing her.

That's great to hear.

Is your wife still with douchebag from the beginning?

Jilly 01-07-2010 12:17 PM

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Originally Posted by wutamess (Post 6419212)

gawd I love you people. Thank you and thanks Sedated!

wutamess 01-07-2010 12:17 PM

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Originally Posted by BigVE (Post 6419199)
Actually it sounds like your trying to convince YOURSELF. My comment was made in gest and you alone have responded in this way. IF my comment appeared arrogant I certainly did not intend it to be that way.

It rubbed me wrong because as soon as someone says they're enjoying fuggin such and suches. The one that gets no poohnanny, the righteous, or the downright jealous one always comes back with,
"you better get tested".

Yes. You're one of the 3. I don't care to know which one.

Jilly 01-07-2010 12:19 PM

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Originally Posted by wutamess (Post 6419229)
It rubbed me wrong because as soon as someone says they're enjoying fuggin such and suches. The one that gets no poohnanny, the righteous, or the downright jealous one always comes back with,
"you better get tested".

Yes. You're one of the 3. I don't care to know which one.

tee hee...you said "rubbed me"

Jilly 01-07-2010 12:19 PM

OHhhh...and I might trust TrebMaxx's wife's opinion, maybe.

MTG#10 01-07-2010 12:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Pestilence (Post 6419217)
That's great to hear.

Is your wife still with douchebag from the beginning?

Yeah she's getting big too. Shes already 10 lbs heavier than when she delivered any of our kids and she's only 6 months along. Bet he's kicking himself in the ass now.

sedated 01-07-2010 12:32 PM

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Originally Posted by MTG#10 (Post 6419246)
Yeah she's getting big too. Shes already 10 lbs heavier than when she delivered any of our kids and she's only 6 months along. Bet he's kicking himself in the ass now.

We need a money pool on when he will dump her ass

sedated 01-07-2010 12:32 PM

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Originally Posted by wutamess (Post 6419194)
YOU'RE :cuss:

is this my f**king senior thesis?

wutamess 01-07-2010 12:33 PM

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Originally Posted by sedated (Post 6419297)
is this my f**king senior thesis?

No but I did stay in a Holiday Inn last night. :D

gblowfish 01-07-2010 12:34 PM

Did any of them scream "RELEASE THE DEMONS" at climax???

Mr. Plow 01-07-2010 12:39 PM

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Originally Posted by MTG#10 (Post 6419107)
For everyone bitching about pics - seriously I live in the Ozarks...there are a shit-ton of Chiefs fans around here and I know as soon as I do post one somebody that's either a member here or lurking here will recognize one and tell her. That would be some embarrassing shit.

Nobody wants to see their faces.

Lumpy 01-07-2010 12:47 PM

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Originally Posted by frazod (Post 6419096)
Am I the only one who has mud-wrestling fantasies starring Lumpy and Jilly?

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Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 6419101)
No, but I'm the only one who's actually seen it. :D

It wasn't mud though, it was chocolate pudding. We licked each other clean afterwards. Ever seen felines w/ a hygiene OCD? It was kind of like that, except neither of us coughed up any hairballs. ;)

Mr. Plow 01-07-2010 12:47 PM

I remember in your original thread how you were worried because you had given up your friends for your wife....and you were concerned about meeting people - now look at you. Our little boy is all grown up.

Congrats man - you've come a long way.

Mr. Flopnuts 01-07-2010 12:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Lumpy (Post 6419355)
It wasn't mud though, it was chocolate pudding. We licked each other clean afterwards. Ever seen felines w/ a hygiene OCD? It was kind of like that, except neither of us coughed up any hairballs. ;)

And you know why they didn't cough up any hairballs? Of course you don't. But Mr. Flopnuts does.

Mr. Plow 01-07-2010 12:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Lumpy (Post 6419355)
It wasn't mud though, it was chocolate pudding. We licked each other clean afterwards. Ever seen felines w/ a hygiene OCD? It was kind of like that, except neither of us coughed up any hairballs. ;)


I just pictured this in my head....gotta run to the bathroom real quick.

Jilly 01-07-2010 12:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 6419359)
And you know why they didn't cough up any hairballs? Of course you don't. But Mr. Flopnuts does.

Oh I totally know...we spent the day at the spa before our pudding bath.

MTG#10 01-07-2010 12:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Plow (Post 6419357)
I remember in your original thread how you were worried because you had given up your friends for your wife....and you were concerned about meeting people - now look at you. Our little boy is all grown up.

Congrats man - you've come a long way.

Yeah my brother told me the same thing.

Lumpy 01-07-2010 01:01 PM

MTG, congrats btw... you have been through a lot. I think it's healthy that you have started dating again.

CaliforniaChief 01-07-2010 01:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Lumpy (Post 6419400)
MTG, congrats btw... you have been through a lot. I think it's healthy that you have started dating again.

Dating is one word for it.

Lumpy 01-07-2010 01:04 PM

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Originally Posted by CaliforniaChief (Post 6419404)
Dating is one word for it.

Well... I wasn't going to call him a whore. I was being polite. :D

Jenson71 01-07-2010 01:05 PM

It takes about 60 days for HIV to make itself solidly present in a test. So, you could have HIV, get tested after 10 days, and it wouldn't show up.

CaliforniaChief 01-07-2010 01:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Lumpy (Post 6419410)
Well... I wasn't going to call him a whore. I was being polite. :D

I see you're already a polished first lady of Chiefs Planet.

Me being the backroom deal-cutting campaign manager just calls 'em as I sees 'em. :)

sedated 01-07-2010 01:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Jenson71 (Post 6419413)
It takes about 60 days for HIV to make itself solidly present in a test. So, you could have HIV, get tested after 10 days, and it wouldn't show up.

oh geez

:rolleyes:

Lumpy 01-07-2010 01:12 PM

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Originally Posted by CaliforniaChief (Post 6419416)
I see you're already a polished first lady of Chiefs Planet.

Me being the backroom deal-cutting campaign manager just calls 'em as I sees 'em. :)

Hmm, well, I guess I shouldn't tell you that I read your post and misread "backroom"... I thought it read "backdoor". LMAO

<----------------- Mind in gutter

ClevelandBronco 01-07-2010 01:14 PM

I thought the OP was supposed to end with the revelation that you were both sired by Darth Vader.

CaliforniaChief 01-07-2010 01:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Lumpy (Post 6419439)
Hmm, well, I guess I shouldn't tell you that I read your post and misread "backroom"... I thought it read "backdoor". LMAO

<----------------- Mind in gutter

Looks like you're already preparing your 2010 MVP campaign.

MOhillbilly 01-07-2010 01:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Mile High Mania (Post 6419150)
Ohhh... ROFL , that's funny now.

ironic youd think that was funny, you who has a fat naked man in a rain barrel for a avatard.

tooge 01-07-2010 01:20 PM

the "wont let you see her naked" chick, you ever check to see if she has a little tail thingy?

Fritz88 01-07-2010 01:22 PM

I was feeling sorry for your situation, but it seems to me that you are ****ing around too much. Watch out pal.

Frazod 01-07-2010 01:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Lumpy (Post 6419355)
It wasn't mud though, it was chocolate pudding. We licked each other clean afterwards. Ever seen felines w/ a hygiene OCD? It was kind of like that, except neither of us coughed up any hairballs. ;)

Now I'm going to need another moment alone. :D

MTG#10 01-07-2010 01:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Fritz88 (Post 6419477)
I was feeling sorry for your situation, but it seems to me that you are ****ing around too much. Watch out pal.

I dont want anyone's sympathy...I mean it felt good in the beginning but Im over her now.

Lumpy 01-07-2010 01:27 PM

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Originally Posted by frazod (Post 6419483)
Now I'm going to need another moment alone. :D

Wow! Fraz has teh stamina! LMAO

Mile High Mania 01-07-2010 01:29 PM

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Originally Posted by MTG#10 (Post 6418987)
But I am going to drop all these girls once my wife's old friend gets her own place. She's going to use her tax return to do it so it should only be about a month or so. This is the first girl Ive actually had real feelings for since my wife and we get along great. One of the many things I really like about her is she's EXTREMELY possessive. I know thats normally not a good thing to most people but it turns me on. The girl only weighs about 100 lbs but talks so much shit and says shit like she's going to beat "all these bitches asses" if they dont leave me alone once we make it official. She's feisty as hell and it cracks me up.

I did find humor in this one though...

As we all knew from early on, you want a relationship in which you're the one being controlled... each of these girls sounds a bit out of sorts (to put it nicely), but the ones you don't like are the ones that showing you the most attention and appear to want you to be the center of their crazy life. The girl you want sounds like a wheels off control freak that is 'EXTREMELY' possessive (your words) and she wants to be the center of your world.

Good luck with all that...

Skip Towne 01-07-2010 01:29 PM

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Originally Posted by MTG#10 (Post 6419500)
I dont want anyone's sympathy...I mean it felt good in the beginning but Im over her now.

Looks like my niece was right.

MTG#10 01-07-2010 01:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Mile High Mania (Post 6419511)
I did find humor in this one though...

As we all knew from early on, you want a relationship in which you're the one being controlled... each of these girls sounds a bit out of sorts (to put it nicely), but the ones you don't like are the ones that showing you the most attention and appear to want you to be the center of their crazy life. The girl you want sounds like a wheels off control freak that is 'EXTREMELY' possessive (your words) and she wants to be the center of your world.

Good luck with all that...

Everyone has their little things that turn them on...

dirk digler 01-07-2010 01:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Fritz88 (Post 6419477)
I was feeling sorry for your situation, but it seems to me that you are ****ing around too much. Watch out pal.

A guy can actually **** around too much?

Brock 01-07-2010 01:45 PM

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Originally Posted by MTG#10 (Post 6419562)
Everyone has their little things that turn them on...

Exctly. the key question is are you having fun, if the answer's yes, then keep doing it.

Frazod 01-07-2010 01:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Lumpy (Post 6419503)
Wow! Fraz has teh stamina! LMAO

I got some strange looks coming out of the men's room. :)

wutamess 01-07-2010 01:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Jenson71 (Post 6419413)
It takes about 60 days for HIV to make itself solidly present in a test. So, you could have HIV, get tested after 10 days, and it wouldn't show up.

Here's another one :rolleyes:. Lets say one of the chicks does have HIV. Without a condom there's a 1 in 500 chance he's contracted the AIDS.
With a condom there's a 1 in 5000 chance.

Jealous, don't get any or self righteous? Which are you?

Halfcan 01-07-2010 01:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger (Post 6419005)
I feel the need to wear a condom just reading the OP.

ROFL sounds like he has been a busy bee-polinating many flowers-lol

Skip Towne 01-07-2010 01:57 PM

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Originally Posted by dirk digler (Post 6419577)
A guy can actually **** around too much?

First I've heard of that.

ziggysocki 01-07-2010 02:00 PM

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Originally Posted by wutamess (Post 6419616)
Here's another one :rolleyes:. Lets say one of the chicks does have HIV. Without a condom there's a 1 in 500 chance he's contracted the AIDS.
With a condom there's a 1 in 5000 chance.

Jealous, don't get any or self righteous? Which are you?

Where is the 'all of the above' option?

DeezNutz 01-07-2010 02:01 PM

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Originally Posted by MTG#10 (Post 6418987)
At one time I wanted to marry this girl until she blew my best friend.

Always a deal breaker.

Brock 01-07-2010 02:01 PM

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Originally Posted by wutamess (Post 6419616)
Here's another one :rolleyes:. Lets say one of the chicks does have HIV. Without a condom there's a 1 in 500 chance he's contracted the AIDS.
With a condom there's a 1 in 5000 chance.

Jealous, don't get any or self righteous? Which are you?

I'd say some of these guys never really got with a lot of women, and that's why they have kind of a judging, warning tone to their posts.

Mr. Flopnuts 01-07-2010 02:35 PM

You know what I love about Chiefsplanet?

There's so many different opinions, that no matter what's going on in your life, you can always find someone here to tell you what you want to hear.

You're responsible for the fun in your life. Go get it, and don't worry about it.

Wyndex 01-07-2010 02:48 PM

1) TITTYWOP

2) TITTYWOP

Mile High Mania 01-07-2010 03:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Brock (Post 6419625)
I'd say some of these guys never really got with a lot of women, and that's why they have kind of a judging, warning tone to their posts.

None of that applies to me. If you're going to put your life out on the internet, you're going to get all sorts of viewpoints. If this were 15 years ago, you'd get a different point of view from a 24 year old MHM.

This guy has had one hell of a crazy year, and it's probably been longer than that (all things considered)... I just think there's a different way to go about things given the circumstances and things he has put out there. I don't think anyone is wrong or right in their comments in this thread.

I don't think MTG is looking for advice, he just wants an audience and it's a message board... nothing wrong with it.

Mr. Flopnuts 01-07-2010 03:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Mile High Mania (Post 6419897)
None of that applies to me. If you're going to put your life out on the internet, you're going to get all sorts of viewpoints. If this were 15 years ago, you'd get a different point of view from a 24 year old MHM.

This guy has had one hell of a crazy year, and it's probably been longer than that (all things considered)... I just think there's a different way to go about things given the circumstances and things he has put out there. I don't think anyone is wrong or right in their comments in this thread.

I don't think MTG is looking for advice, he just wants an audience and it's a message board... nothing wrong with it.

Dude's not an attention whore. He let the other thread die, and started this one after being asked by half a dozen people this morning.

Mile High Mania 01-07-2010 03:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 6419908)
Dude's not an attention whore. He let the other thread die, and started this one after being asked by half a dozen people this morning.

Ok...

Mr. Flopnuts 01-07-2010 03:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Mile High Mania (Post 6419920)
Ok...

.......

MTG#10 01-07-2010 03:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 6419908)
Dude's not an attention whore. He let the other thread die, and started this one after being asked by half a dozen people this morning.

Im not gonna lie, it is pretty entertaining for me sharing this shit and getting back so many different viewpoints. I dont need the attention like gochiefs but I cant say its a bore either. :)

Jenson71 01-07-2010 03:27 PM

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Originally Posted by wutamess (Post 6419616)
Here's another one :rolleyes:. Lets say one of the chicks does have HIV. Without a condom there's a 1 in 500 chance he's contracted the AIDS.
With a condom there's a 1 in 5000 chance.

Jealous, don't get any or self righteous? Which are you?

That's just good information to know. You'd feel pretty bad if you gave someone HIV. I hope. I put that information out there because I care for the human race. Especially MTG.

I am slightly self-righteous, though.

Pablo 01-07-2010 03:42 PM

I recommend getting as much pussy as possible, at any given time.

You're welcome in advance for the helpful advice.


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