Dude...wake the **** up! Elton stole your touch!

...and he's probably watching Twilight on it....ooooooooo

Or maybe you did die and now you are in Dante's version of hell where the chiefs never win a SB.

Thanks for draggin the rest of us with you, ya ****.

This isn't even close to hell. Ask the Cleveland Browns fans.

Wow. That was a waste of fifteen minutes.

You don't want to bring up the concept of "proof" in this discussion, dude.

I have learned throughout the years we as chief's fans are

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I actually do put some credence in the mind-body relationship. When my baby was in NICU, I had to pump milk for her. One of the nurses suggested I look at photos of her while I was getting her milk. I always produced more as I looked at photos, or while I was sitting with her in the NICU.

Must be the bottom rung of Hell, because it's freaking cold and snowing in KC today.

My son was 4lbs when he was born and i fed him with what looked like an eye dropper. We used to stress about him not eating enough. Today at 22 he has shoulders as wide as a doorway and eats us out of house and home. My wife shakes her head and says 'Remeber when we worried about him eating enough?"
And i do believe in the mind to body link also.

Those are some pretty wide shoulders for a kid that weighs 22 lbs. How old is he now?

LMAO

It's pretty simple. You play with four dumb****s and one of the four dumb****s decides to move the thing to try and freak out the other three dumb****s into believing that the dumb****ing board actually works or something.

No..he's 22 as in years now. He was 4 lbs and is now 6' about 215. His sister was 8lbs when she was born is grown up and weighs prob 120. i guess birth weight doesn't always tell you how big a person is going to be.

Pretty much
Or someone steers it to the answer they want to hear/see.

Was he a preemie? She weighed 4lbs 13oz at birth, and is about 15 lbs now at 8 months old. Started out getting milk from a tube in her nose, and came home eating 45 cc's (about 1.5 oz) from a bottle every 3 hours. Now she's on solids twice a day! She's petite, but healthy as can be.


Oh, and even she knows that Ouija boards are a crock of crap. She's smart that way.

But the 97 minutes you spent watching Lost Boys was worthwhile?

Yes he was and that was the way he was fed the way you describe they called it cavage(spelling?) or something like that. it broke my heart to see that so that's when the nurse's said I could feed him with the eye dropper thing like a regular bottle. I lived at the hospital pretty much during that time because the image of him having that tube in him just made me sick.
And by the way she's a cutie.

I have this feeling he has spent more than 97 minutes watching Lost Boys.

I HATED that freaking thing. I went off on a few of the nurses because they were using the ng tube even after the doctor ordered all feeds to be done by bottle. I ended up staying at the hospital 24/7 until they released her so I could do all of her feedings myself. I'm still mad about it. She ate fine for Aces and me. It made things worse that I gave up nursing to get her home. We worked on that for the next several weeks at home.

She was born 6 weeks premature and spent 13 days in NICU. How early was your son and how long was he in NICU?

He was 4 weeks early. I am a syracuse fan and they were playing penn state on sat he was born the friday night before the game. SU beat penn state on day 2 of his life.Years later I told him he was premature just so he could say su beat penn state in his lifetime. he was under UV lights and had to wear this little knit hat under the lights. We saved it and showed it to him when he was like 20 and said that used to be yours. It wouldn't fit over his hand now. He was in NICU for 10 days.
Getting him out of there was prob the happiest day of my life.

lay off the dust & meth.....

dust & meth = Ouija Board fuel

Ouija Boards... those are still around? So dumb.

She was due July 3, and my water broke Memorial Day. I think she heard all the patriotic music and got confused. :)

Aces parents just happened to be in town when she was born (they live 10 hours away and were picking up the grandkids for a trip to their house). So she had perfect timing for Grandma and Grandpa to be there.

Baby girl was born May 26 and came home June 8. The two happiest days of my life. The thirteen days in between were the most terrifying.

ROFLROFL

See she knew when to come out. With that sense of timing she will prob grow up to be an investment genius and make all of you rich.:thumb:

My first girlfriend was named Ronna. She was blonde, lived near me, and was older than me. Then, 20 years later, I married a woman named Donna, that I worked with, who is blonde, who is older than me. I'm pretty sure there is a Ouija board responsible.

It's either that or you married a woman with a name that would always remind you of your first love...

LMAO
My new go to explanation when things go haywire.
The Ouija board did it.
I can even use it at work.
"So windows won't boot in safe mode...hmmmm have you used a Ouija board lately?"

I'm still waiting for spirits to start taking advantage of the internet... the whole slider on a board to communicate is sooooo 1995.

the spirits live in a remote area so they just have dial up they're trying though.
God help us when they get high speed access.

Holy shit! The spirits answered me! This JUST appeared... Online Ouija Board

Not surprising the spirits use SHOCKwave.
Coincidence... I don't think so:hmmm:

Abso-****ing-lutely. That's good cinema right there.

Is it working for you ziggy? I asked it a ? and my courser hasn't moved yet :cuss:

Yeah... spirit told me that one of his dead friends was totally yanking some dumbasses chain about getting murdered the other night.

:LOL:
And the circle is complete...thread over.

ever since my grandmother passed a way last month,my grandfather has been going on about how a ouija board told them 50 years ago that she would pass away in 2010.

We did this at a buddies house once when the power went out. My buddy lived with his cousin who grew up in a wicken household so she was into all of those dark spirit kinds of things. She did all of these trances and lit some sort of special candles that draw the spirits in I guess. I am very skeptical about most of the ghosts and spirits and am usually the first to call BS on all of that stuff but there was something obviously going on. You don't put much pressure on the moving piece so it would be hard to push it around as fast as it moves without someone noticing you are doing it. I still try and convince myself to this day that is what happened but I have my doubts. Anyways the "spirit" we ended up talking to really hit home to one of the girls in the group and made her completely lose it and burst into tears. Apparently it matched the exact description of a girl she used to babysit when she was a teenager who died in a car crash with her parents about 5 years before this. Gave her name, her parents name, the day the accident happened and a whole bunch more details. This girl was one of the skeptics too so I know she wasn't pushing the piece around because she was interested to see if it really worked as well. Maybe it's just something that triggers thoughts in your mind to the game but I know I won't ever touch one of those things again.

I'm going to start using this instead of my antivirus program, see how it works-http://www.witchboard.com/demon-finder/find-a-demon-now/

Was this the "special" candle?

Just thought about that first girlfriend/wife thing again.

Girlfriend- Ronna, Blonde, lived near me, 7 years old and I was 6
Wife- Donna, Blonde, worked with me, 25 years old and I was 21

6/7 = .85
21/25 = .84

So the factor of age difference was only off by 0.01 in both situations.

I won't try one of those damn things....I know it would tell my wife that I still porn surf....and I don't need that head ache.....

This is how I found this place...

I love it when a good thread pops up to remind me of how good it feels not to be an idiot.

My Ouija Board is giving me the PB numbers for tommorrow...



1-2-3-4-5-6-7...

When I was in HS, I was drinking beer with some girls who were guzzeling purple passion. They broke out the Weee Jeee board. Ironically enough, they kept talking with some friends of ours who had just died. It said I was going to marry a woman named Wendy from Dakota.

I didn't marry anyone named Wendy, but in college I met a girl who burned alot of candles and incense and played with the weeejeee, and she could make littlewanian levitate using only her mouth.

If they will not talk to you
through the alphabet soup
they're too stupid to spell

Why do you have to hold onto the little planchette? I have never understood that. If the spirits are really doing the talking why the hell don't they just move the damn thing themselves? Some people just want to believe in stupid shit I guess~

A Ouija Dart Board?

PhilFree:arrow:

Yeah, I'd sure be a lot less skeptical.

But still, I wouldn't mess with one of those things.

Have you seen Exorcist? Paranormal Activity? That's how scary movies are started...

Seriously though, I'll never touch one of those things. Nothing good can come of it.

You don't need to hold onto the little planchette. Once those doors are open, you don't need to be anywhere near the board for it (or other things) to go haywire. You become a little less skeptical of the "other" or "alter" realities when the known laws of physics are summarily violated. Boards or other forms of divination are typically forbidden- and for good reason; genuine instances usually involve some type of spiritual possession of one or more practitioners.

Alriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiighty then.

I used one of these things when I was about 14 w/ some friends. Tried it a couple other times but I guess we could not obtain a "spirit".

And I can tell you I was freaked the hell out. I laughed when my friends got it out, I was like this won't work. In no time the thing was moving like crazy spelling out stuff. I still didn't believe it and neither did my friends so I said fine, I took my hands off of it and asked it questions that nobody else would know but me. Sure enough to spelled all of them out. To be clear, I don't believe in god, fairies, spirits, ghosts or any of that stuff...but I guess that is the one thing that sticks w/ me. Maybe my friends were just fucking w/ me, But I don't know how they would of known some of that stuff. It was way off on predictions though. Said I'd marry already, have 3 children. That was waaay off lol

Afraid those runaways are going to start talking?

It's all fun and games until the hideous, demonic, shape-shifting, spirit-being of unutterable ghastliness and sinister intent crosses over to possess your girlfriend who commences to chop your penis into small, bite-sized pieces and serves them up as a pizza topping.

Jerry Ouija was a bad, bad man.

FAX

I just tried to contact John Goodman. Nothing. :shrug:

Well John Goodman is, sadly, still alive. Fat, sassy, and still alive.

You might want to rephrase that.
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When are Ouija Boards gonna get with the program and switch to QWERTY?

I mean ****, ghosts could spell shit out a lot faster that way....just sayin'....

Maybe your hands that are on it? If it moves without someone touching it, then I'd believe it.

Damnit. Didn't realize I was replying to an old thread. Damn you Detoxing! :cuss:

A colleague and I once flew into Salt Lake City for a business meeting in Provo the following day. The flight was late and we finally wound up getting into Salt Lake about 2am. Anyway, other than our flight, the airport was pretty deserted ... as was the cab stand outside baggage claim. I was able to flag down a cab, though. We threw our bags in the trunk and away we went.

As we were driving to the hotel, the cabbie began telling us a very strange story about how he and two girls had driven from Texas to Utah and, somewhere along the way, the girls disappeared. He said he missed them, but he didn't know where they were. He kept repeating this odd story ... maybe three times almost verbatim. About that time, I noticed that this cab driver was the skinniest dude I'd ever seen. Merely skin and bones and completely bald. He had a protruding nose and eyes and, for some inexplicable reason, I started feeling a little strange about the whole thing. When I glanced at my colleague, he had an odd ... sort of perplexed ... expression on his face, as well.

I started asking the cabbie questions about how long he'd driven a cab (he said he didn't know), how long he'd been in Utah (he said he didn't remember), was he originally from Texas (he said he thought so), etc. As these questions and non-answers went on, discomfort continued unabated.

Finally, we get to the hotel and I tell the guy to help us with our bags - which he did. The hotel lobby was empty as was the drive out front. We walk in, check in at the front desk, and then turn around to pay the driver and he's gone. Vanished. My friend and I went outside to find him. Not there. No cab. Nothing. We then re-entered the hotel and asked the front desk clerk if he knew where the cab driver went and he said, "What cab driver?"

True story.

FAX

it was deh debbil

After reading this thread, I'm definitely turning my life around, lest I be barred passage to the great hereafter and damned to an eternity of answering the stupid questions of stoned college students on Friday nights.

I personally love the things, have 2 of them actually. An old school Parker Bros. on wood from the 50's and a newer glow in the dark one on gameboard like material. Haven't used one in years, actually the last time I did I was by myself, wasn't really scared until I went to sleep and had the scariest nightmare of my entire life. Haven't used it since, but I was thinking about breaking it out for Halloween. If I have a repeat experience itll be another 3 years before I use it again...it's fun being scared.

Scariest Nightmare eh? Do tell..


MWUAHAHAHAHA!!

My ex wife and I used one once and while it did SEEM to move on its own it said the Indians would win the World Series and the Marlins won. Of course prognosticating may not be its bag lol. I might take them more seriously if they didn't say Milton Bradley or Parker Brothers on the side of the box.

Just go with the Always Save tarot cards.

Listen man im not gonna tell you to stop using the Ouija Board but me and my family had one of those and man do we regret it. Within a year we would hear bangs, laughs, apparitions and sometimes even nightmares that seemed too real. This had been going on for about 12 years until today when we had a priest bless our house. Just thought you would need some of this information. It's scary s*** man and its hard for a grown man such as myself to say that. I just hope you dont have any kids because it will affect them more than you.

Today, huh.

Oh My Buddha

:spock:

hai i dont know to talk english well i try.yesterday we played with the ouija board suddenly my brother get unconsiousness and he said me to say goodbye in different voice when moved to good bye my brother came back to normal we went to prayer center and they said an 60 year old man was in my brother's body he is now admitted in hospital doctors are treating to cure his scare. any way to solve my problem plz help? dont say any scary words.

Stop using ouija boards.

They are fake as hell.. And anyone believing they work, are well.. have problems..

To prove it.. How about you all blind fold yourselves and record the answers with your phone or camera and tell me how it turns out..

Come on now man you can't tell me the makers of Monopoly and the Game of Life aren't tapped into the demonic underbelly of the next realm.

But... but.... the spirits need your eyes to see the board. They channel your eyes dude. And watch you masturbate...