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Phobia 05-04-2010 02:32 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 6736063)
arghh, pls come out and play!
He's not coming, SR. Hang your head in shame.

Simply Red 05-04-2010 02:41 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Phobia (Post 6736093)
He's not coming, SR. Hang your head in shame.
I'm hung, oh, dang it, wait!

Renegade 05-04-2010 02:46 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by seclark (Post 6735438)
find a n00b to clean the toilet. it's ghastly!
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I'll do it, but why does everything have to turn into a poop thread?

seclark 05-04-2010 02:51 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Renegade (Post 6736128)
I'll do it, but why does everything have to turn into a poop thread?
don't worry about it he's not coming.
i guess i'll just throw the cocktail wienies out to the dogs.
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Fansy the Famous Bard 05-04-2010 02:51 PM
Can I at least use my hands to clean it this time?

I hate the damned hazing here.

Gonzo 05-04-2010 02:51 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Renegade (Post 6736128)
I'll do it, but why does everything have to turn into a poop thread?
Shut yer yap and clean my streaky porcelain, bitch.

Gonzo 05-04-2010 02:53 PM
Dammit,
And I even made deviled eggs and my best smoked salmon dip.

DAMMIT SR!
WHO"S GOING TO EAT THIS!?
WHO, I SAY!?!?!?

seclark 05-04-2010 02:53 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Zeke (Post 6736142)
Can I at least use my hands to clean it this time?

I hate the damned hazing here.
skip's gone...there's no hazing any more. well, just the part w/the goat.
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Gonzo 05-04-2010 02:57 PM
****sigh****

http://lh4.ggpht.com/_1WobWuW08Eg/Sp...disappoint.jpg

CaliforniaChief 05-04-2010 02:58 PM
It looks like not even Tim Tebow can make this happen.

Simply Red 05-04-2010 03:03 PM
http://i44.tinypic.com/35314es.gif

DJ's left nut 05-04-2010 03:04 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by CaliforniaChief (Post 6736169)
It looks like not even Tim Tebow can make this happen.
Have you considered the more sinister possibility?

That Tim Tebow made this not happen?

He conjured CP from his breast in a moment of weakness, so it's foolish to believe he couldn't will Gaz to visit it.

As such, the only reasonable answer is that Tim Tebow has kept Gaz away from us for some reason.

Great, now I have to go kill a goat.

seclark 05-04-2010 03:07 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DJ's left nut (Post 6736179)
Great, now I have to go kill a goat.
wait til the n00bs are finished w/their hazing, please.
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keg in kc 05-04-2010 03:09 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by vailpass (Post 6735847)
If you guys behaved better Gaz would have never left. If we could all just be good I bet Gaz would come back in time for Christmas altogether.
Ironically, I think I'm probably a lot better behaved now than I was when Gaz was a regular.

Mr. Flopnuts 05-04-2010 03:09 PM
http://i47.tinypic.com/v8ludg.gif

Jenson71 05-04-2010 03:11 PM
This thread reminds me of this scene:

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RJ 05-04-2010 03:36 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by seclark (Post 6736141)
don't worry about it he's not coming.
i guess i'll just throw the cocktail wienies out to the dogs.
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The dogs my ass! I love those little morsels of bite size goodness.

Ebolapox 05-04-2010 03:43 PM
well, that's a letdown.

Simply Red 05-04-2010 03:45 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by H5N1 (Post 6736270)
well, that's a letdown.
I tried, thought once Phobia showed up, he'd bite, dammit, oh well, he still may show, the word is out to him. As you know, he loved Phil, FWIW

Ebolapox 05-04-2010 03:48 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 6736275)
I tried, thought once Phobia showed up, he'd bite, dammit, oh well, he still may show, the word is out to him. As you know, he loved Phil, FWIW
that was before phil was born again. this phil, he doesn't even know anymore.

Gonzo 05-04-2010 03:51 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by H5N1 (Post 6736281)
that was before phil was born again. this phil, he doesn't even know anymore.
Yeah, this place has gone to shit since that Phobia guy left...

You know what it is? It's the fact that Simplex and Endelt don't come around here anymore. I'll bet if they showed up, Gaz would follow suit.
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Simply Red 05-04-2010 04:24 PM
Gang, it doesn't look good.

Jenson71 05-04-2010 04:26 PM
Maybe we could virtually kidnap him?

Simply Red 05-04-2010 04:34 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jenson71 (Post 6736392)
Maybe we could virtually kidnap him?
eerie REALLY eerie, one day they're there.... then....

Bwana 05-04-2010 05:35 PM
http://www.ambrosiasw.com/~andrew/funny/bullshit.jpg

Simply Red 05-04-2010 08:09 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bwana (Post 6736566)
don't care if you believe me or not, really.

BigRedChief 05-04-2010 08:15 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Deberg_1990 (Post 6734968)
Since when did Gaz become this "Mythical Creature"? :)

oh, and did u get MrBlonde to come back as well?
I miss Mr. Blond. He was one cool cat.:clap:

Tribal Warfare 05-04-2010 08:17 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BigRedChief (Post 6737067)
I miss Mr. Blond. He was one cool cat.:clap:
who's in the clink

Over-Head 05-04-2010 08:39 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by vailpass (Post 6735399)
Yes he could bring it couldn't he? Yet I don't recall the dude ever being uncivil.
I could debate that, but hell, i'm still waiting for him to prove "he'd be here long after I was a dry stain on a sheet", I'm still around, where is the flyen Hawiian these days?

milkman 05-04-2010 09:13 PM
I haven't read through this thread, cause I don't give a rat's ass if Gaz shows up.

I'll bet I'm the only to express that sentiment.

Brock 05-04-2010 09:14 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by milkman (Post 6737234)
I haven't read through this thread, cause I don't give a rat's ass if Gaz shows up.

I'll bet I'm the only to express that sentiment.
Not the only one thinking it.

bowener 05-04-2010 09:20 PM
I feel like I got my hopes up waiting all night for Halley's comet, but I went ****ing blind waiting on it.

I am disapoint.

Duck Dog 05-04-2010 10:13 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by milkman (Post 6737234)
I haven't read through this thread, cause I don't give a rat's ass if Gaz shows up.

I'll bet I'm the only to express that sentiment.
You're not alone. I never understood the CP infatuation with him. Personally I hard time reading his girlish font.

Gaz 05-05-2010 07:22 AM
You can't go home again...
 
Hi Folks-

Thank you very much for the outpouring of kindness & disdain. Mrs. Gaz & I are doing well. My absence from posting was described quite accurately by the rightly-infamous Iowaninan:

“I hate it that Gaz doesn't like it here anymore, but I'm of the opinion that the board is a beast of its own and shouldn't be changed for the tastes of any individual.”

“Some Lions are just meant to be fed kibble in the zoo, while others like a steaming zebra. On the plains of the Serengetti, you don't have to be the fastest wildebeast to enjoy your time here.....just don't put a "eat me" sign on your ass when you've got a limp.”

Wise observation, sir. I do believe you nailed it.

It is MY problem that I cannot enjoy what CP has become. This site is a democracy & the people have spoken. I could hang around & beg for a return to civility, but we all know that would turn out like the last & only time tried that. So, the obvious solution is for me to just stop posting & leave you guys to your fun.

Have a good one, folks. I do miss you all…

xoxo~
Gaz
Living on kibble.

siberian khatru 05-05-2010 07:23 AM
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bwana 05-05-2010 07:26 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gaz (Post 6737801)
Hi Folks-

Thank you very much for the outpouring of kindness & disdain. Mrs. Gaz & I are doing well. My absence from posting was described quite accurately by the rightly-infamous Iowaninan:

“I hate it that Gaz doesn't like it here anymore, but I'm of the opinion that the board is a beast of its own and shouldn't be changed for the tastes of any individual.”

“Some Lions are just meant to be fed kibble in the zoo, while others like a steaming zebra. On the plains of the Serengetti, you don't have to be the fastest wildebeast to enjoy your time here.....just don't put a "eat me" sign on your ass when you've got a limp.”

Wise observation, sir. I do believe you nailed it.

It is MY problem that I cannot enjoy what CP has become. This site is a democracy & the people have spoken. I could hang around & beg for a return to civility, but we all know that would turn out like the last & only time tried that. So, the obvious solution is for me to just stop posting & leave you guys to your fun.

Have a good one, folks. I do miss you all…

xoxol~
Gaz
Living on kibble.
IT IS......ALIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!
http://www.99andbarry.com/uploaded_i...ney-706029.jpg

ChiTown 05-05-2010 07:33 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gaz (Post 6737801)
Hi Folks-

Thank you very much for the outpouring of kindness & disdain. Mrs. Gaz & I are doing well. My absence from posting was described quite accurately by the rightly-infamous Iowaninan:

“I hate it that Gaz doesn't like it here anymore, but I'm of the opinion that the board is a beast of its own and shouldn't be changed for the tastes of any individual.”

“Some Lions are just meant to be fed kibble in the zoo, while others like a steaming zebra. On the plains of the Serengetti, you don't have to be the fastest wildebeast to enjoy your time here.....just don't put a "eat me" sign on your ass when you've got a limp.”

Wise observation, sir. I do believe you nailed it.

It is MY problem that I cannot enjoy what CP has become. This site is a democracy & the people have spoken. I could hang around & beg for a return to civility, but we all know that would turn out like the last & only time tried that. So, the obvious solution is for me to just stop posting & leave you guys to your fun.

Have a good one, folks. I do miss you all…

xoxo~
Gaz
Living on kibble.
I wish I knew how to quit you! Damn you, Gaz!
:deevee:

crazycoffey 05-05-2010 08:13 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gonzo (Post 6736151)
Dammit,
And I even made deviled eggs and my best smoked salmon dip.

DAMMIT SR!
WHO"S GOING TO EAT THIS!?
WHO, I SAY!?!?!?

[/raises hand] pick me, pick me. Fat boy is hungry!

siberian khatru 05-05-2010 08:23 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ChiTown (Post 6737823)
I wish I knew how to quit you! Damn you, Gaz!
:deevee:
If I could, I'd stick him in a syringe and inject him into my veins.

Simply Red 05-05-2010 08:24 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gaz (Post 6737801)
Hi Folks-

Thank you very much for the outpouring of kindness & disdain. Mrs. Gaz & I are doing well. My absence from posting was described quite accurately by the rightly-infamous Iowaninan:

“I hate it that Gaz doesn't like it here anymore, but I'm of the opinion that the board is a beast of its own and shouldn't be changed for the tastes of any individual.”

“Some Lions are just meant to be fed kibble in the zoo, while others like a steaming zebra. On the plains of the Serengetti, you don't have to be the fastest wildebeast to enjoy your time here.....just don't put a "eat me" sign on your ass when you've got a limp.”

Wise observation, sir. I do believe you nailed it.

It is MY problem that I cannot enjoy what CP has become. This site is a democracy & the people have spoken. I could hang around & beg for a return to civility, but we all know that would turn out like the last & only time tried that. So, the obvious solution is for me to just stop posting & leave you guys to your fun.

Have a good one, folks. I do miss you all…

xoxo~
Gaz
Living on kibble.


You sir, are a man of your word, I had the feeling you'd make us: 'wait for it'

Yes sir, back to hibernation now, good man, we're always tickled to see you come back for a quick 'pop-in'

:) thanks, good to see you!


oh and bwana Scaaaareww you! :P jk

Coogs 05-05-2010 08:25 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gaz (Post 6737801)
Hi Folks-

Thank you very much for the outpouring of kindness & disdain. Mrs. Gaz & I are doing well. My absence from posting was described quite accurately by the rightly-infamous Iowaninan:

“I hate it that Gaz doesn't like it here anymore, but I'm of the opinion that the board is a beast of its own and shouldn't be changed for the tastes of any individual.”

“Some Lions are just meant to be fed kibble in the zoo, while others like a steaming zebra. On the plains of the Serengetti, you don't have to be the fastest wildebeast to enjoy your time here.....just don't put a "eat me" sign on your ass when you've got a limp.”

Wise observation, sir. I do believe you nailed it.

It is MY problem that I cannot enjoy what CP has become. This site is a democracy & the people have spoken. I could hang around & beg for a return to civility, but we all know that would turn out like the last & only time tried that. So, the obvious solution is for me to just stop posting & leave you guys to your fun.

Have a good one, folks. I do miss you all…

xoxo~
Gaz
Living on kibble.
Good to hear you and Mrs. Gaz are doing well. :thumb:

Simply Red 05-05-2010 08:27 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bwana (Post 6736566)
http://i40.tinypic.com/v5j2g7.gif

milkman 05-05-2010 08:27 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gaz (Post 6737801)
Hi Folks-

Thank you very much for the outpouring of kindness & disdain. Mrs. Gaz & I are doing well. My absence from posting was described quite accurately by the rightly-infamous Iowaninan:

“I hate it that Gaz doesn't like it here anymore, but I'm of the opinion that the board is a beast of its own and shouldn't be changed for the tastes of any individual.”

“Some Lions are just meant to be fed kibble in the zoo, while others like a steaming zebra. On the plains of the Serengetti, you don't have to be the fastest wildebeast to enjoy your time here.....just don't put a "eat me" sign on your ass when you've got a limp.”

Wise observation, sir. I do believe you nailed it.

It is MY problem that I cannot enjoy what CP has become. This site is a democracy & the people have spoken. I could hang around & beg for a return to civility, but we all know that would turn out like the last & only time tried that. So, the obvious solution is for me to just stop posting & leave you guys to your fun.

Have a good one, folks. I do miss you all…

xoxo~
Gaz
Living on kibble.
Thing is, you bring a lot t the table as a poster.

Funny, clever, articulate, and far smarter than I could ever hope to be.

But, JFC, be a man.

RedNFeisty 05-05-2010 08:30 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gaz (Post 6737801)
Hi Folks-

Thank you very much for the outpouring of kindness & disdain. Mrs. Gaz & I are doing well. My absence from posting was described quite accurately by the rightly-infamous Iowaninan:

“I hate it that Gaz doesn't like it here anymore, but I'm of the opinion that the board is a beast of its own and shouldn't be changed for the tastes of any individual.”

“Some Lions are just meant to be fed kibble in the zoo, while others like a steaming zebra. On the plains of the Serengetti, you don't have to be the fastest wildebeast to enjoy your time here.....just don't put a "eat me" sign on your ass when you've got a limp.”

Wise observation, sir. I do believe you nailed it.

It is MY problem that I cannot enjoy what CP has become. This site is a democracy & the people have spoken. I could hang around & beg for a return to civility, but we all know that would turn out like the last & only time tried that. So, the obvious solution is for me to just stop posting & leave you guys to your fun.

Have a good one, folks. I do miss you all…

xoxo~
Gaz
Living on kibble.
xoxoxo

seclark 05-05-2010 08:38 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gaz (Post 6737801)
Hi Folks-

Thank you very much for the outpouring of kindness & disdain. Mrs. Gaz & I are doing well. My absence from posting was described quite accurately by the rightly-infamous Iowaninan:

“I hate it that Gaz doesn't like it here anymore, but I'm of the opinion that the board is a beast of its own and shouldn't be changed for the tastes of any individual.”

“Some Lions are just meant to be fed kibble in the zoo, while others like a steaming zebra. On the plains of the Serengetti, you don't have to be the fastest wildebeast to enjoy your time here.....just don't put a "eat me" sign on your ass when you've got a limp.”

Wise observation, sir. I do believe you nailed it.

It is MY problem that I cannot enjoy what CP has become. This site is a democracy & the people have spoken. I could hang around & beg for a return to civility, but we all know that would turn out like the last & only time tried that. So, the obvious solution is for me to just stop posting & leave you guys to your fun.

Have a good one, folks. I do miss you all…

xoxo~
Gaz
Living on kibble.
you're almost 24 hours late! supper's ruined and been thrown out. the kids have gone to bed, got up and are now at school. i had to cover for you to all the guests...is that LIPSTICK ON YOUR SHIRT???

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(good to hear from you, gaz)

Bwana 05-05-2010 08:54 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 6737941)

ROFL That really got under your skin didn't it. The G-Man was a day late, but I still hit you with the green rep stick.

Simply Red 05-05-2010 08:58 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bwana (Post 6738025)
ROFL That really got under your skin didn't it. The G-Man was a day late, but I still hit you with the green rep stick.
Not @ all. :) WE will always be cool, Bwana. :)

CaliforniaChief 05-05-2010 09:02 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gaz (Post 6737801)
Hi Folks-

Thank you very much for the outpouring of kindness & disdain. Mrs. Gaz & I are doing well. My absence from posting was described quite accurately by the rightly-infamous Iowaninan:

“I hate it that Gaz doesn't like it here anymore, but I'm of the opinion that the board is a beast of its own and shouldn't be changed for the tastes of any individual.”

“Some Lions are just meant to be fed kibble in the zoo, while others like a steaming zebra. On the plains of the Serengetti, you don't have to be the fastest wildebeast to enjoy your time here.....just don't put a "eat me" sign on your ass when you've got a limp.”

Wise observation, sir. I do believe you nailed it.

It is MY problem that I cannot enjoy what CP has become. This site is a democracy & the people have spoken. I could hang around & beg for a return to civility, but we all know that would turn out like the last & only time tried that. So, the obvious solution is for me to just stop posting & leave you guys to your fun.

Have a good one, folks. I do miss you all…

xoxo~
Gaz
Living on kibble.
Can I have your casino cash?

Jilly 05-05-2010 09:44 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by RedNFeisty (Post 6737951)
xoxoxo
:eek: How does this not have a thread of it's own?

Jilly 05-05-2010 10:01 AM
Ope, never mind...I found it....was kinda not wanting to click on a thread started by logical.

Welcome back, Red.

Titty Meat 05-05-2010 10:02 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by milkman (Post 6737944)
Thing is, you bring a lot t the table as a poster.

Funny, clever, articulate, and far smarter than I could ever hope to be.

But, JFC, be a man.
This.

Phobia 05-05-2010 10:20 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by milkman (Post 6737944)
But, JFC, be a man.
That's kinda what he's talking about, I think. I also think he is being a man by simply packing up and wandering away. He's voting with his legs and I respect that.

Bowser 05-05-2010 10:36 AM
Gaz AND Red? Didn't realize I could log into 2005....

Simply Red 05-05-2010 10:39 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jilly (Post 6738185)
Ope, never mind...I found it....was kinda not wanting to click on a thread started by logical.

Welcome back, Red.
Thanks

RedNFeisty 05-05-2010 10:42 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jilly (Post 6738185)
Ope, never mind...I found it....was kinda not wanting to click on a thread started by logical.

Welcome back, Red.
Thank you much, Darlin!!

RedNFeisty 05-05-2010 10:43 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 6738301)
Thanks
Didn't I tell you to move over already!?!?!? ;)

RedNFeisty 05-05-2010 10:45 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bowser (Post 6738294)
Gaz AND Red? Didn't realize I could log into 2005....
We're just bringing sexy back, that's all! :D

RealSNR 05-05-2010 10:51 AM
Simply Red's inside connection to Gaz > BRC's inside connection to the Chiefs

BigRedChief 05-05-2010 11:00 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gaz (Post 6737801)
Hi Folks-

Thank you very much for the outpouring of kindness & disdain. Mrs. Gaz & I are doing well. My absence from posting was described quite accurately by the rightly-infamous Iowaninan:

“I hate it that Gaz doesn't like it here anymore, but I'm of the opinion that the board is a beast of its own and shouldn't be changed for the tastes of any individual.”

“Some Lions are just meant to be fed kibble in the zoo, while others like a steaming zebra. On the plains of the Serengetti, you don't have to be the fastest wildebeast to enjoy your time here.....just don't put a "eat me" sign on your ass when you've got a limp.”

Wise observation, sir. I do believe you nailed it.

It is MY problem that I cannot enjoy what CP has become. This site is a democracy & the people have spoken. I could hang around & beg for a return to civility, but we all know that would turn out like the last & only time tried that. So, the obvious solution is for me to just stop posting & leave you guys to your fun.

Have a good one, folks. I do miss you all…

xoxo~
Gaz
Living on kibble.
Cool beans. I respect your choice. I also think we could use some civility here but, it is what it is. This board is not for all. You have to have a thick skin to hang here. You could poke your head in every now and then and say hay though.

BigRedChief 05-05-2010 11:00 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by SNR (Post 6738324)
Simply Red's inside connection to Gaz > BRC's inside connection to the Chiefs
ROFL Anyone who can get Mr. Blond to start posting here again...gets the name of the source.....................



















j/k


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