Envy is one of the seven deadly sins, Mr. Ugly Duck.

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Bring on the bitches

So is lust. :/

And you better bet that if I'm getting a $10K handie, there better some crazy gymnastics involved. And not like weird pixie, olympic gymnasts either. And I'd like to see fireworks come out of her mouth, but I can also settle for just some Pop Rocks.

Mr. Ugly Duck is going to meet Wrath around week nine, or so.

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Nice.

This

Homophobe! What gives you the right to call sack grabbing dirty?

They caught it on ESPN's Pecker Cam.

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Wow....too soon?

Is there proof that Anthony Davis didn't ask for it?

We need to change the name of lounge to the "Nutcracker lounge"

Since we seem to have such an obsession for nicknames, I propose we call Shaun Smith "Almond Joy".

Payday

From 12:48 this morning...HMMMMM

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LOL...SS has a way of making people feel uncomfortable...

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Nut-smashing has been around since before bibical times .. early man used rocks clubs even their teeth ....

LMAO Awesome.

Worth every penny.

:(

I had a gut feeling that this was going to happen. If Smith didn't grab Davis by the balls, Davis sure did one hell of a convincing act in that vid.

:D
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I must admit, this is a bit awkward.

So sad.....Just when he had the world by the balls....

He kinda got the shaft IMO.

Nutthook lounge

Quoted for truth. Crap like this is wrong anytime;anyplace.

Apparently Cassel tried this at practice the other day but checked down to the kneecap.

What a loser. I get paid to grab the junk of animals.

Maybe he has found his calling.

Guess the don't ask don't tell policy isn't working.

Ok, I was going to photoshop a picture of a 'big black gay guy' in a Chiefs uniform, but google searches for that were very, very bad. I'm going to go wash my eyes out with soap.

sometimes you feel like a nut
sometimes you don't


PhilFree:arrow:

If David didnt' "want it" he would of worn a cup.

And Pioli calleth unto Shaun, and spake unto him out of the tabernacle of the office complex and verily from Arrowhead Drive did Pioli calleth, saying, "Speak ye unto the media, and sayeth unto them, if any man offendeth ye, ye shalt removeth of them their junk and of their very coin purse ye shall disposeth."

And to the NFL also spake Pioli saying, "Thy works art an abomination before me and thy fines art also an abomination. Thy hast accused my player unjustly and with malice hast thou accuseth him. Repent thee now or therefore, I say unto ye that thy nads shalt also be torn asunder and onto my altar shalt thy nads be placed. I say unto thee also that the nads of thine children and thy children's children shalt be rent from their nether parts and from their secret regions shalt their nads be torn."

"For I shall pluck away thine sack and cast it beside the altar by the place of the ashes and cleave it with the blade of retribution and divide thine penis asunder and I shalt burn thine pecker upon the wood that is upon the fire"

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Shaun Smith says Davis has a pretty cock.
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Yeah, hopefully he appeals.. Because I never see any actually evidence of him doing it..

And someone brought up a good point.. Is it in the rulebook??

Dude he's a defensive lineman, he tears em off. If cupping of the balls is what you're looking for then you should probably be looking for a quarterback.

ROFL I almost developed a 6pack when i read this.

You're right. If he didn't want it, he shouldn't be dressing like he did.

Slut.

Lumpy's underpaid.
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ROFLROFL

Someone should make a video of his junk dealing. They could use the music from the "Sanford and Son" series and even have a token Latina guy narrate it.

Didn't see that coming...

If he doesn't stop this he's going to have a real mess on his hands...

Nutthooks strikes again.