So what's the Top 10 Breads?

I personally like Wonder Bread.

Awesome LMAO

http://dogpile.ca/dog-pictures/image...ese_chin-1.jpg

What am I?

Now we just need someone with mad photoshop skills to put these pics together to see what the end result would be.

God I love the offseason

Never mind.

http://www.nydailynews.com/blogs/sit...0x180-8292.jpg

Well, I've been called a dog once or twice...let's see what kind I am.

Hit me!

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Yeah, we're definitely undercounting the labs and beagles and stuff. Interestingly, I've done some work in this area in real life and there's shockingly little data about dog populations by breed. I think they should ask it on the Census.

Oh, and you are...

50 Collie
25 Catahoula Leopard Dog
25 Weimaraner



Catahoula Leopard Dog?

You're a big dog.

50 Saluki
25 Wirehaired Pointing Griffon
25 Irish Wolfhound

Purebreed.

100 Black Russian Terrier


This is a darn handsome dog. I'd never heard of it before.

50 Silky Terrier
12.5 Border Terrier
12.5 Scottish Terrier
12.5 Afghan Hound
12.5 English Foxhound

Hey, we may have had the same mother.

Please don't make me a poodle.

Not sure how the terrier got on there. I'm not sure I'd really want to see this dog in real life.

50 Rhodesian Ridgeback
12.5 Maltese
12.5 Old English Sheepdog
12.5 Boston Terrier
12.5 Greyhound

You capture and bring back monks.

50 Labrador Retriever
50 Tibetan Spaniel

Yikes. I can't even imagine this dog.

25 Irish Terrier
25 Great Dane
12.5 Pug
12.5 Glen of Imaal Terrier
12.5 Black and Tan Coonhound
12.5 Saluki

BOOM MOTHER****ER!

I'll play :)

Draw me a picture of this guy.

25 Japanese Chin
12.5 Staffordshire Bull Terrier
12.5 Smooth Fox Terrier
12.5 Saint Bernard
12.5 Samoyed
12.5 Welsh Terrier
12.5 German Shorthaired Pointer

Looking up some of the possible mixes of the parents, I don't think it'd look half bad. Maltese Terrier seems like it would just shag up the coat of a Greyhound Ridgeback a bit...I'm only a little worried about what the Sheepdog blood would do to it. If I have time later, I'll do a composite sketch.

Lay it on me cat man!

Me next! Me next! Next time my lady calls me a dog, i can tell her to be descriptive.

I feel so dirty.

in

Now that's a cool dog. Running around, hair blowing in the wind...

50 Shih Tzu
50 Italian Greyhound

50 Collie
50 Otterhound

I've never heard of an otterhound, but now I want one.

Another hard-to-visualize dog. Probably mid-sized, probably curly hair?

25 Pyrenean Shepherd
12.5 West Highland White Terrier
12.5 Mastiff
12.5 Curly-Coated Retriever
12.5 English Springer Spaniel
12.5 Welsh Terrier
12.5 Bull Terrier

Do it.

50 Airedale Terrier
50 Portuguese Water Dog

You'd be good at duck hunting.

How about my mom?

Your mom is a mongrel that spitz. But pretty.

12.5 Chinese Crested
12.5 Chesapeake Bay Retriever
12.5 Saluki
12.5 Dandie Dinmont Terrier
12.5 Puli
12.5 Nova Scotia Duck Tolling Retriever
12.5 Finnish Spitz
12.5 Belgian Malinois

woof?

What would be awesome would be if someone could start photshopping selected mutts here ala Conan's "What if They Mated." Probably alot of work, but could be interesting.

Oh, and dog me please.

Woof with a deep voice. It may just cancel out to a collie, though.

50 Border Collie
25 Swedish Vallhund
25 Great Dane

100 Wire Fox Terrier

You're dog show material, anyone ever tell you that?

Often.

Glad I don't have to use imagination to know what I look like. That sounded really hard.

never heard of a Swedish Vallhund.

http://www.petplanet.co.uk/petplanet...h_vallhund.jpg

Looks almost like a miniature german shepherd, apparently also good at dog agility courses. Whatever that mix is, I should be good at catching frisbees.

Me next, me next!

If your random selector puts me as one of those tiny yip-yip dogs, I'm going to drive to Colorado myself and break your laptop.

I mean, I'd get you a new one, but it'd have to be one that's smart enough to know what kind of dog I REALLY am

If Chiefsplanet members were dogs?

The type of dog would be immaterial, because nothing would ever get posted, because everyone'd be sitting around, licking their own balls.

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If Dante Hall was a dog. There you go.

I'm not going to waste time reading through this thread, so I'll just post what I have to say, with the near certainty that I am not the first to say it.

We're (most of us) men.

Men are dogs.

I want to be a dog.

Except Miles Davis. He was too much of a cool cat to be a dog

I'd be Canis Majoris.

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well?

I already know what kind of dog I would be. I'd be the kind that lies on the porch watching the world go by while barking at the occasional threat....at least for a moment.

http://i56.tinypic.com/2nu54wy.jpg

Have we seen the noble bloodhound make an appearance yet? Thats once of my favorite breeds, though I doubt I want one.

100 Irish Red and White Setter


I have never heard of this dog breed before, but it's nice looking.

50 Tibetan Mastiff
25 Shetland Sheepdog
12.5 Wire Fox Terrier
12.5 Belgian Tervuren

Is an unusually furry mastiff big enough for you?

100 Airedale Terrier

I wouldn't have picked you as a purebred. :p

You're a relatively large mutt, and I think the first partial Dalmatian that we've seen.

12.5 Irish Water Spaniel
12.5 Siberian Husky
12.5 Pug
12.5 Bloodhound
12.5 Dalmatian
12.5 Border Collie
12.5 Gordon Setter
12.5 Boxer

Another international dog, with a little bit of Appalachia, apparently.

50 Redbone Coonhound
25 French Bulldog
12.5 Japanese Chin
12.5 Cardigan Welsh Corgi

You're going to have to draw me a picture of this one.

25 Shiba Inu
25 Bergamasco
12.5 Greyhound
12.5 Curly-Coated Retriever
12.5 English Foxhound
12.5 Dalmatian

Did I get you already? Don't remember. If not, you're smallish but fierce.

25 French Bulldog
25 Boxer
25 English Springer Spaniel
25 Australian Terrier

Now this would be an interesting dog.

25 Schipperke
25 Saint Bernard
25 Bull Terrier
25 Kuvasz

Continental mutt.

12.5 Gordon Setter
12.5 Dogue de Bordeaux
12.5 Belgian Malinois
12.5 Boxer
12.5 German Longhaired Pointer
12.5 Neapolitan Mastiff
12.5 Akita
12.5 Kerry Blue Terrier

This would seem to be the ultimate dog. It points, it chases, it retrieves, it guards, and it can pull a dogsled.


12.5 Tibetan Spaniel
12.5 German Pinscher
12.5 Shetland Sheepdog
12.5 Wirehaired Pointing Griffon
12.5 Afghan Hound
12.5 Samoyed
12.5 Lakeland Terrier
12.5 Bullmastiff

Dog me

Another European doggy.


50 Norwegian Buhund
12.5 Brussels Griffon
12.5 German Pinscher
12.5 Welsh Terrier
12.5 Bearded Collie

You have a lot of the otterhound in you.

50 Otterhound
25 Soft Coated Wheaten Terrier
12.5 Basenji
12.5 Norfolk Terrier

You'd have too much energy on your mother's side.

50 Portuguese Water Dog
50 Border Terrier

Make me a dog, please.

We've seen some partials, but not a full.

Ducks hate you, sheep fear you.

50 Nova Scotia Duck Tolling Retriever
12.5 Belgian Sheepdog
12.5 Maltese
12.5 Manchester Terrier
12.5 English Setter

A bulldog built for speed. That works.

12.5 Bulldog
12.5 Italian Greyhound
12.5 Pointer
12.5 Pomeranian
12.5 Miniature Bull Terrier
12.5 Airedale Terrier
12.5 Catahoula Leopard Dog
12.5 Schipperke

Just like in real life. :thumb:

I WAS GONNA POST THAT!!!


:cuss:

My family photo album:

http://www.petplanet.co.uk/petplanet.../bulldog74.jpg
http://www.greatdogsite.com/admin/up..._greyhound.jpg
http://www.greatdogsite.com/admin/up...ed_pointer.jpg
http://www.1petloversworld.com/images/POM.jpg
http://www.breederretriever.com/phot...ll_terrier.jpg
http://www.petplanet.co.uk/petplanet...daleterr65.jpg
http://a1.cdnsters.com/static/images...eopard_dog.jpg
http://www.dog-breeds-list.com/dog_b...-picture-2.jpg

dog me up man

But did you meet your deadline?

What kind of dog would I be?

What an amazing coincidence. Portugal is my 3rd favorite country!

http://www.itsmymarket.com/images/copy/127579.jpg



Duh.

LMAO See, i DO know what kind of dog I am!

100 American Staffordshire Terrier

A noble breed, you are.