FAIL

http://goodnessportland.com/wp-conte...ff.article.jpg


mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....

I don't know who she is but damn do I love that bikini,especially the Nzone

http://www.insidesocal.com/tomhoffar...all-bikini.jpg

Come on, what kind of girls are you attracted to?

Have you also always want Hep?

Fine.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ZFjQyaVCd4...600/maryse.jpg

That better?

MARYYYYYYYYYYYYSE

I tonged her ass once it tasted SO GOOD

I heard of such a girl... One that shits cupcakes... Never had the itch to see if the particular gal at the time was such a superstar... So I missed out. Congrats to you sir.

http://goodnessportland.com/wp-conte...ff.article.jpg


Finger Lickin Good

If I had to choose one, I'd definitely choose myself.

rachel maddow? yuk

http://www.whatforever.info/podcasts...05/bridget.jpg

I would come if she just touched it.

Janet Napolitano or Janet Reno

There's another hot vertically-challenged actress, she was in an episode of "CSI" a few years back. 36 years old. I would come if she just looked at it. :D

http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile..._2089177_n.jpg http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...n-Gilden_1.jpg

Alas, she's married, to this lucky dude. I wonder if he just puts his hands on her hips and bench-presses her during sex. :whackit:

http://www.exposay.com/celebrity-pho...als-0Gjap1.jpg

My dream girl /R8der

Dude is stoned as ****.

Mrs. Inspector

I like being at home.

I have to say WOW.

A thread about the one woman you would bone, and it's full of children, and midgets.:shake:

Oh ya!
GIMME SPINICH BITCH!
http://i.somethingawful.com/u/dannymanic/Oliveoyl.jpg

I had the opportunity to choose.

I chose.

I did.

I still do.

probably Jennifer Connolly; or Diane Lane

My wife ;)

yeah, and them dirty ole Chiefs have the nerve to talk about us jail trash Raiders :harumph:

Anyone under 30 wift bigg boobies and blonde hair .. not real scary would be a plus too .......

Well, at least it's not midget children. Good to know there are SOME standards around here.
















:rolleyes:

(typing "hot midget children" into his secure browser...)

If I could have sex with one woman... then it would be a very good year! :p

Wait... :huh:

:deevee:

Hmmph. They don't know what they're missing. :harumph:

I'll let you know when I finally have sex with one. /InsertHatedPoster'sNameHere

Flo from Mel's Diner.


Kiss Muh Grits!!!

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Gogo
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She is so damn hot!!!

Thread Title. Post. Views.
If you could have sex with 1 man 92 1,518
if you could have sex with 1 woman 112 3,513
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Somethings wrong. Are there 1,500 female members?

Yeah...all over your face, bitch.

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Victoria Justice. When she turns 18 next month.

:LOL:

Brett Favre's sister.

I bet she has a picture of "All The Bretts Stuff"

perfection....

Laura VanderVoort from the V show...

no question , jennifer aniston for me

Heather Morris (Glee) or January Jones (Mad Men). Look is similar so its a push.

Cancel that All time Greatest Heather Graham chick has never aged.

Very nice...she looks like she would be fun!

That woman is VERY hot. Gets better w/ age. Ultimate cougar IMO.

My sentiment as well. I've been looking for Audry Hepburn's replacement and for a while I thought NP was it. :(

Over the line.

So is this.

Only if she would shut her mouth during. Which with me is impossible for any woman, let alone her.

OTL 2.

you're a ****ing reerun, frankie. it's an irony thread. you don't pick an attractive woman, you pick some lady that will push the shock value. go buy a ****ing clue, moron.

RedNFiesty.

I mean, did you even read the first 20 responses or so? it's not damned rocket science, persian.

There ya go. She's a MYLF, ain't she?

http://thumbs.dreamstime.com/thumbla...4331QsLUr9.jpg

OMGZ FRANKIE THATS OVER TEH LINE CAUSE IM LIKE OFFENDED OMG OMG OTL!!!1

Some jokes are just tasteless, irony or not. That's all. I just mentioned my opinion and you certainly proved my point of your classlessness by calling me names when I had kept my post respectful. :shake:

Flushshshsh......

Are you gone yet?

here's the thing: I'm one of those crazy people who call it like it is. if somebody doesn't get the point of it (and this has happened with you before, fwiw), I call them an idiot. idiot is a word used for the clueless among us who are a little mentally slow. there's a difference between classlessness and crass. I'll own up to crass, but sometimes people need to be called on their idiocy.

door swings both ways. I mean, I could REALLY go over the line if you'd like.

Seems Frankie needs some help. IF the Lone ranger wont have his baby
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That chick on the Verizon commercial, that gets up to take a dip while the dipshit is watching Adrian Peterson.

Good for you. Now GO. :rolleyes:

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Still better than checking out the "if I could have sex with 1 man thread"

Find a fold and...

calm down there, zorro. ****, isn't that show decadent or some shit? don't they cut women's clits off if they watch the lone zorro? or, was that if they have independent thoughts?


and yeah... I change my mind. I want frankie's wife so I can push her shit in with my throbbing boner. then, I'll give her the combination donkey punch and dirty sanchez. the dirty donkey sanchez.