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Lzen 07-19-2011 01:48 PM

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Originally Posted by NewChief (Post 7757177)
Smoker's entitlement pisses me the **** off. It was always like that in the restaurant industry. Smoker's were constantly going out back to take a smoke break or some shit while all the non-smokers had to keep on working.

As I've gotten older, this has shifted over into the parenting realm. We have a large group of friends, most with kids. Some of the parents still smoke when we get together socially (though they don't want their kids to know). So this group of smokers are constantly sneaking off outside to smoke cigarettes, leaving the rest of us inside to watch their ****ing kids and run cover for them when they kids come asking where their parents are. They'll disappear for 20 minutes at a time.

I flipped the hell out on them the other night. Everyone was at my house. There were about 20 kids running around inside. I'm trying to get dinner ready, and all the other ****ing adults scrammed outside to smoke. On top of that, some dumb twunt (a smoker) started preheating the oven for some shitty casserole she wanted to throw in, not realizing that my pork loin was resting in there, wrapped in foil.

I came barreling out of the house and unloaded with both barrels. "Alright, folks. I'm coooking you dinner already. I'm not babysitting your kids, too. Plus, you almost ****ed up my pork loin, and that's a crime I won't forgive."

For some reason, people were walking on eggshells around me the rest of the night.

Hulk mad!

http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/i...4__hulk3_l.jpg

Chief Roundup 07-19-2011 03:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Deberg_1990 (Post 7756675)
● Lives in a home that is in good repair, not crowded, and equipped with air conditioning, clothes washer and dryer, and cable or satellite TV service.

● Prepares meals in a kitchen with a refrigerator, coffee maker and microwave as well as oven and stove.

● Had enough money in the past year to meet essential needs, including adequate food and medical care. [/B]

Responding to this items in order.

Well if a person receives HUD or rents a subsidized apartment those things are required except for cable and or satellite. Cable and satellite TV being included is a way for landlords to get people to choose thier facility over others.

If you don't have a kitchen how are you going to ever make any food or keep anything to eat in your home. Having a operable kitchen saves money and is healthier than eating out every meal.

Of course they had adequate food they get food stamps. People on SS or disability don't pay for healthcare. The others just don't pay for the bills so sure they get adequate medical care.

vailpass 07-19-2011 03:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Chief Roundup (Post 7757535)
Responding to this items in order.

Well if a person receives HUD or rents a subsidized apartment those things are required except for cable and or satellite. Cable and satellite TV being included is a way for landlords to get people to choose thier facility over others.

If you don't have a kitchen how are you going to ever make any food or keep anything to eat in your home. Having a operable kitchen saves money and is healthier than eating out every meal.

Of course they had adequate food they get food stamps. People on SS or disability don't pay for healthcare. The others just don't pay for the bills so sure they get adequate medical care.

Your point is?

loochy 07-19-2011 03:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Chief Roundup (Post 7757535)
Responding to this items in order.

Well if a person receives HUD or rents a subsidized apartment those things are required except for cable and or satellite. Cable and satellite TV being included is a way for landlords to get people to choose thier facility over others.

If you don't have a kitchen how are you going to ever make any food or keep anything to eat in your home. Having a operable kitchen saves money and is healthier than eating out every meal.

Of course they had adequate food they get food stamps. People on SS or disability don't pay for healthcare. The others just don't pay for the bills so sure they get adequate medical care.

OK so being poor isn't so bad then, right?

Chief Roundup 07-19-2011 04:23 PM

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Originally Posted by vailpass (Post 7757622)
Your point is?

That that list was kind of stupid and pointless.
Because most of those things are requirements before someone receiving HUD or subsidized assistance can even rent a place.

Iowanian 07-19-2011 04:24 PM

a big pair of hairy balls that woman has.....

Gilbert Grapes' mama, as listed above just called me as soon as I walked in the door from work(in tow of 3 kids). She proceeded to introduce herself, told me that since the other guy who was there saturday unloaded their stuff and carried it upstairs, wondered if I'd just run over and carry a tv downstairs(it's one of the big heavy 42" older flatscreens)....

"No, I'm busy"....
"doing what"......
"my own stuff, working 22hrs the first 2 days of the week, watching my kids, making dinner, work, repairing my own home, community involvement, mowing our yards....."
"well..when can you..who would come and do it"
"don't know"
"you're not going to tell me who could do it? Our daughter and my husband can't do it"
"It's an old TV,and it's not my problem"
"hrmffffffffff"



Gilbert Grape's mother didn't either know, or acknowledge that I'd spent 2hrs in 100 degree heat unloading an F'ing Uhaul van truck and packing that shit upstairs.

Brock 07-19-2011 04:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 7757706)
a big pair of hairy balls that woman has.....

Gilbert Grapes' mama, as listed above just called me as soon as I walked in the door from work(in tow of 3 kids). She proceeded to introduce herself, told me that since the other guy who was there saturday unloaded their stuff and carried it upstairs, wondered if I'd just run over and carry a tv downstairs(it's one of the big heavy 42" older flatscreens)....

"No, I'm busy"....
"doing what"......
"my own stuff, watching my kids, making dinner, work, repairing my own home, community involvement, mowing our yards....."
"well....who would come and do it"
"don't know"
"you're not going to tell me who could do it? Our daughter and my husband can't do it"
"It's an old TV,and it's not my problem"
"hrmffffffffff"



Gilbert Grape's mother didn't either know, or acknowledge that I'd spent 2hrs in 100 degree heat unloading an F'ing Uhaul van truck and packing that shit upstairs.

Seriously, I can't believe the gall. Bitch should be baking you a pie every day of the week.

Iowanian 07-19-2011 04:28 PM

I wouldn't eat it.


This past summer I've been "Switching weeks" mowing with one of the other neighbors, but I'm thinking very hard right now about being done.

Charity is a good thing, but holy shit the nerve of some people. They are definitely testing every last fiber in my ability to not "go Iowanian" on them.

I think the wrinkled old husband doesn't even know what he's like but deep down is getting by....maybe beaten down by that jabbathehutt, ungreatful bag of bacon grease.

Sonna bitch.

blaise 07-19-2011 04:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Brock (Post 7757708)
Seriously, I can't believe the gall. Bitch should be baking you a pie every day of the week.

She might make them, they just never make it past her table.

Fish 07-19-2011 04:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 7757706)
a big pair of hairy balls that woman has.....

Gilbert Grapes' mama, as listed above just called me as soon as I walked in the door from work(in tow of 3 kids). She proceeded to introduce herself, told me that since the other guy who was there saturday unloaded their stuff and carried it upstairs, wondered if I'd just run over and carry a tv downstairs(it's one of the big heavy 42" older flatscreens)....

"No, I'm busy"....
"doing what"......
"my own stuff, working 22hrs the first 2 days of the week, watching my kids, making dinner, work, repairing my own home, community involvement, mowing our yards....."
"well..when can you..who would come and do it"
"don't know"
"you're not going to tell me who could do it? Our daughter and my husband can't do it"
"It's an old TV,and it's not my problem"
"hrmffffffffff"



Gilbert Grape's mother didn't either know, or acknowledge that I'd spent 2hrs in 100 degree heat unloading an F'ing Uhaul van truck and packing that shit upstairs.

Wow. That's the point where I'd tell her that her and her sow offspring should lose some weight so they can take care of their own shit.

Iowanian 07-19-2011 04:35 PM

I doubt she gets out of the chair to have the taxpayer funded food produced shit dug out of her ass by the poor, taxpayer funded CNA that is unfortunate enough to draw the short shovel at work, let alone cook.


I'm more pissed off the more I think about it....I was more shocked when she called, now I'm angry.

The harder I try to not judge people and be a decent, charitable, helpful person, the harder people try to make me take a tomahawk to them. I could seriously go roll a hobo for sport right now.


I'm fairly certain by looks that the offspring is "low functioning", but didn't get a good enough look while she laid on the bed, or gossiped with Mrs Grape while I was hefting boxes of books and stuffed animals and sofas and chest of drawers up steep ass, narrow stairways to the hovel where she'll masterb8 with a gold plated dildo.

Fish 07-19-2011 04:37 PM

That fat would dull your tomahawk in no time.....

vailpass 07-19-2011 04:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Chief Roundup (Post 7757704)
That that list was kind of stupid and pointless.
Because most of those things are requirements before someone receiving HUD or subsidized assistance can even rent a place.

Just because you don't get the point does not mean there isn't a point.

Iowanian 07-19-2011 04:41 PM

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Originally Posted by KC Fish (Post 7757727)
That fat would dull your tomahawk in no time.....


I'd sharpen it on my granite hard cock due to the mental images.

Dave Lane 07-19-2011 04:41 PM

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Originally Posted by ChiefaRoo (Post 7756720)
The poor in America still have creature comforts and a comfortable roof over their heads. That's the point Dave my obtuse and feckless friend.

Are the poor supposed to be homeless or is that just the homeless poor?

Also people in prison have the same creature comforts minus a couple of things.

Dave Lane 07-19-2011 04:43 PM

There are lazy worthless non-workers that I have no sympathy for but to say if you have a house you rent and an xbox means you are too well off to be considered poor is absurd.

lcarus 07-19-2011 04:56 PM

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Originally Posted by KCUnited (Post 7756717)
America is that dummy handing the **** with a sign a couple of bucks every time the stop light changes, a couple hundred times a day.

There's actually a guy on a corner near my home that is notorious for being a "fake homeless guy". He really has a home and car, but he makes more money standing on a corner with a cardboard sign than he would working an average daytime job. I always see dumbass old ladies stopping to give him a wad of cash. Idiots. There's another corner in my city where these homeless people (yeah right) go to collect from morons. However it seems like it's a different guy every day. I don't think I've ever seen the same person there more than once.

Bugeater 07-19-2011 04:58 PM

I'm now doing maintenance work and one of my properties is income-based (translated: lazy asses that don't pay no rent). It's great listening to these people constantly bitch because we can't put brand new everything into the apartments that they're not paying for.

And even better is that I not only get to help pay for the juice and pop and potato chips and candy bars for the kids, I also get to pick up the empty juice packets and pop cans and potato chip bags and candy bar wrappers that they leave all over the grounds since their parents can't seem to find the time to teach them to pick up after themselves.

And then they have the gall to bitch when shit doesn't get fixed fast enough...well gee...if I wasn't spending 2-3 hours every week picking up after your kids and cleaning around the dumpsters that your ignorant lazy asses can't seem to get your trash into, perhaps I could get to these things in a timely manner? Wait, no, I can't say that because they'd slap a fair housing lawsuit on us.

On the flip side, I also take care of another property that is elderly and disabled, mostly poor ones that don't have anywhere else to go. And with a few exceptions, they are truly in need of the help and are very nice people to whom I'd do anything for.

kysirsoze 07-19-2011 05:08 PM

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Originally Posted by ElGringo (Post 7756906)
I would agree with most of that, but believe your beer estimate is low. I no longer drink like I used to, but when I was "poor" in America I would go through at least 3 or 4 cases of beer a week, so, I would say the $4685 annually is a very conservative estimate.

Wow. No judgement, but I drink probably way more than I should and probably more than most of my friends, and 3 or 4 cases of beer a week would be way more than I can drink. If I drink more than 6-7 beers in a night, I am officially tying one on. I bet I on average do a case a week and I am starting to cut back.

vailpass 07-19-2011 05:23 PM

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Originally Posted by kysirsoze (Post 7757780)
Wow. No judgement, but I drink probably way more than I should and probably more than most of my friends, and 3 or 4 cases of beer a week would be way more than I can drink. If I drink more than 6-7 beers in a night, I am officially tying one on. I bet I on average do a case a week and I am starting to cut back.

No judgement but you are a soft bitch when it comes to drinking. 6 or 7 beers is a warm up for the real drinking to commence.

KCUnited 07-19-2011 05:35 PM

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Originally Posted by lcarus (Post 7757763)
There's actually a guy on a corner near my home that is notorious for being a "fake homeless guy". He really has a home and car, but he makes more money standing on a corner with a cardboard sign than he would working an average daytime job. I always see dumbass old ladies stopping to give him a wad of cash. Idiots. There's another corner in my city where these homeless people (yeah right) go to collect from morons. However it seems like it's a different guy every day. I don't think I've ever seen the same person there more than once.

Used to be a guy on the Hwy 71 exit/Emanuel Meat Cleaver exit with a "please help" sign. Guy's a ****, but has an apartment, Midtown bars every night. Claims that because his sign doesn't say homeless, he's not deceiving anyone.

I used to live in the River Market and would see the same rotation on the I35/Broadway Bridge stop light. Looked like an Italian wedding with cash being handed out by dumbasses every time the light changed.

WV 07-19-2011 05:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 7757709)
I wouldn't eat it.


This past summer I've been "Switching weeks" mowing with one of the other neighbors, but I'm thinking very hard right now about being done.

Charity is a good thing, but holy shit the nerve of some people. They are definitely testing every last fiber in my ability to not "go Iowanian" on them.

I think the wrinkled old husband doesn't even know what he's like but deep down is getting by....maybe beaten down by that jabbathehutt, ungreatful bag of bacon grease.

Sonna bitch.

There's absolutely no f'ing way I'd still be mowing their yard. I don't enjoy mowing my own, I'll be damned if I'm going to do it for complete lazy strangers that are impaired simply out of sheer laziness and gluttony.

You've done your good deed for far too long....your best recourse now is to stop or chuck a molotav cocktail on the front porch.

Phobia 07-19-2011 06:30 PM

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Originally Posted by WVChiefFan (Post 7757842)
There's absolutely no f'ing way I'd still be mowing their yard. I don't enjoy mowing my own, I'll be damned if I'm going to do it for complete lazy strangers that are impaired simply out of sheer laziness and gluttony.

You've done your good deed for far too long....your best recourse now is to stop or chuck a molotav cocktail on the front porch.

I wouldn't mow a lawn for anybody but a widow or a disabled (legitimately) neighbor. I have several around me but they pay a service which is a-ok with me. I have a single mother across the street that seems to think I'll do plumbing or anything else for her for free simply because we live near each other. Every time she calls me over the first thing I tell her is the price I charge for those services. I'm all about being charitable and neighborly but I do this stuff 60 hours a week for a living...

Extra Point 07-19-2011 06:34 PM

Hand these fuggers at the street corners a business card that reads:

GET A ****ING JOB!

NewChief 07-19-2011 06:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Phobia (Post 7757924)
I'm all about being charitable and neighborly but I do this stuff 60 hours a week for a living...

My wife gets that all the time. People are constantly wanting her to do graphic design/art/layout work for charities and shit. She loves to volunteer and help out, but after doing it for 10 hours in a day, the last thing she wants to do is start another project of the same type for free. She prefers to actually go work with people and do stuff that lies outside the normal realm of her career.

Deberg_1990 07-19-2011 07:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Phobia (Post 7757924)
I have a single mother across the street that seems to think I'll do plumbing or anything else for her for free simply because we live near each other. Every time she calls me over the first thing I tell her is the price I charge for those services. I'm all about being charitable and neighborly but I do this stuff 60 hours a week for a living...

If people are going to do that and expect it for free, the least they could do is give something in return every once in awhile.....a gift card, some beer, pay for your lunch, etc...

Iowanian 07-19-2011 07:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Deberg_1990 (Post 7757965)
If people are going to do that and expect it for free, the least they could do is give something in return every once in awhile.....a gift card, some beer, pay for your lunch, etc...

Acknowedging that you'd even helped them 3 days earlier would be a nice start. A Thank you once in a while wouldn't hurt either. When I help young people with things like internships, or introducing them to people who can help them, or writing a letter of support when they're in trouble....I ask them to do one thing....Remember where you came from, and some day when you have the chance, reach back and help on a local project, or a local kid become somebody. Pay it back when you can. That's it.


In general, I help people because it's the right thing to do, not because I'm looking for something, but it's so easy once you become known as someone who will show up and work on a community project, volunteer, contribute and do things for people to get to the point where it's about all you do, and you don't have time for your own projects or your own family.

I'm there now, and have been making a conscious effort to draw that down to reasonable......it just gets hard to say no, when you're so used to saying yes. For some reason the more you do, the more people expect.

Many people sincerely appreciate it.....but it's amazing how often you end up treated like a hwy flagman for your time and effort.

Phobia 07-19-2011 07:25 PM

You're a good dude, Iowanian. But you have to properly vet the recipients of your kindness or you're going to grown so bitter that more deserving people will not benefit from your kindness in the future. Don't do the work and bite your tongue... just walk away. When you've evaluated that the person doesn't actually need your help, walk. You think when you need help reaching something on the top shelf that one of those tall fat broads is going to come over and put you on her shoulders? No, she's not. Just walk.

milkman 07-20-2011 05:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 7756850)
I'm a charitable person, probably to a fault.

Here is an example of what happens when you help the poor.
I've been mowing a couple of yards since 07-08 for up to 3 elderly people.
One who lives across the street knocked on my door and asked me to do it "as a gift" because they couldn't afford it. I wanted it mowed, so I've been doing and have received a grand total of 1 thank you in 3 summers.

Last week my home phone started getting messages from the guy, and one from his wife whom I've never seen in 4 years(Gilbert Grape's mama). "Our daughter is moving home to help my sick wife and you, our dear friend, said you would help, so come and help move her stuff into the house saturday"....8 days in a row of messages, of which I've never agreed to do. Progressively more demanding..."so be here at 8am, because our daughter will be tired". The old man says, as the wife bellows 1000wpm in the background on the messages.....

I'm out in a poker game until 3am saturday morning, but get up at 7 because I've got a long list of things to do at my home and the family is gone. 8am, not there, 9am, not there......so I begin on my projects, new light fixtures, interior door, fixing the odds and ends stuff I can't do when the family is home.

It's hot...12:30 I look out, and it's not a pickup, but a Uhaul van truck backed up to their house. I go over and find one other sucker, sweating trying to unload this truck. Guilt kicks in, and I tear into a pile of boxes to pack up the stairs(everything goes to 2nd floor).

I get to the top of the stairs and have 3 choices of rooms. I hear conversation and step to the room to find 2 fat hogs who look like bullfrogs sunning themselves stretched out on their backs on a bed. One points to the other room without saying a word.

The other man and I unload the entire truck, while the old man attempts to help but physically can't....and the entire time, via a hallway, I can see Gilbert Grape's mama's Arm hanging off of a chair with a soda and her leg....and a 60" big screen. She's bitching about 500mph because the truck isn't unloaded fast enough, we're letting air out because I had to take the door off to get the F'ing sofa indoors and up the stairs.

Eventually we get everything unloaded in the sweltering heat......not 1 box..not a single box was carried by the 2 sows who now live across the street with the old people.

I'm pissed, have the truck unloaded and am putting the door back on, when one of the bullfrog twins trots to the door and starts in about how I need to put in the window AC in her room and switch headboards and on....and I finally have my fill and say "you know what, you are rested up enough to handle that shit yourself.

4 people in that home....not 1 thank you.

I've been mowing their yard for free for 3 years, they've got a bigger TV than I do. Ask for help, but bitch while I litterally do it all.


In short....This guy, is NOT feeling very sympathetic to the plight of people who don't take care of themselves.

And yes....Their AC was running to keep that house cooler than I can keep mine.

There's a difference between charity and stupidity.

Rain Man 07-20-2011 09:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Phobia (Post 7757924)
I wouldn't mow a lawn for anybody but a widow or a disabled (legitimately) neighbor. I have several around me but they pay a service which is a-ok with me. I have a single mother across the street that seems to think I'll do plumbing or anything else for her for free simply because we live near each other. Every time she calls me over the first thing I tell her is the price I charge for those services. I'm all about being charitable and neighborly but I do this stuff 60 hours a week for a living...


This type of stuff makes me glad that normal people typically have no use for my services. I very seldom have a neighbor come over and say, "Hey, Rain Man, can you build me a mathematical demand model? And get the opinions of 384 people around the country for me?"

Rain Man 07-20-2011 09:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Deberg_1990 (Post 7757965)
If people are going to do that and expect it for free, the least they could do is give something in return every once in awhile.....a gift card, some beer, pay for your lunch, etc...

Since it's a single mother, perhaps a pole dance...

Iowanian 07-20-2011 09:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 7758623)
This type of stuff makes me glad that normal people typically have no use for my services. I very seldom have a neighbor come over and say, "Hey, Rain Man, can you build me a mathematical demand model? And get the opinions of 384 people around the country for me?"

"Iowanian, I saw you unloading some heavy things into your garage last weekend, I'm really tired from running this marathon and developing statistical data models to anticipate reproductive velocity of the ejaculation of the elbert squirrels in Rocky Mountain National Park.....could you come over and put these 2 large boulders in my back yard? If you don't mind hurry up and be quiet as I'll be relaxing in the hand made hemp hammock I traded a tribesman for in Madagascar"

Okie_Apparition 07-20-2011 10:26 AM

We're starting to wonder why Iowanian keeps going back... This won't be pretty...

Skyy God 07-20-2011 10:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Okie_Apparition (Post 7758786)
We're starting to wonder why Iowanian keeps going back... This won't be pretty...

I bet Gilbert Grape's mamma gives an excellent gumjob. ;)

Okie_Apparition 07-20-2011 10:49 AM

Or he's growing wacky weed in their back yard

Rain Man 07-20-2011 12:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 7758637)
"Iowanian, I saw you unloading some heavy things into your garage last weekend, I'm really tired from running this marathon and developing statistical data models to anticipate reproductive velocity of the ejaculation of the elbert squirrels in Rocky Mountain National Park.....could you come over and put these 2 large boulders in my back yard? If you don't mind hurry up and be quiet as I'll be relaxing in the hand made hemp hammock I traded a tribesman for in Madagascar"


Hey, I only asked because you have a truck.

RaiderH8r 07-20-2011 02:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Dave Lane (Post 7757743)
There are lazy worthless non-workers that I have no sympathy for but to say if you have a house you rent and an xbox means you are too well off to be considered poor is absurd.

No, it means they should quit crying about needing more from working folks and just say, "Thank you."

In fact, every person on any form of government assistance should be writing a thank you check to a tax paying citizen every quarter of the calendar year. Dicks.

Iowanian 08-09-2011 12:18 PM

Update:

I ran home at lunch for a minute, 3 missed calls, 1 message on machine.
"hi, this is your neighbor, Husbandofgilbertgrape'smama, and we thought our daughters were going to be able to mow the yard and they can't, so you've been doing it a lot of times over the past few years and it's getting a little tall and we're still going to need you to do that, mow our yard. Thanks"




How in the hell does one respond to that without being the biggest prick on earth?

MOhillbilly 08-09-2011 12:20 PM

you had a gout attack. cant help em.

Iowanian 08-09-2011 12:21 PM

I was thinking about telling them you had some money under the seat of your truck.]


It would be much easier to be a prick about it if he weren't 200 years old, and being ridden to his deathbed by the 3 meanest, ugliest wenches in the county.

Ultra Peanut 08-09-2011 12:22 PM

How about access to employment or basic medical oversight (much less procedures), you ****in' dilznick?

I would be really, really ****ing curious to know how the National ****ing Review describes "adequate medical care." Prediction: access to an ER, which only treats immediately life-threatening issues and doesn't really cut it when you need, I dunno, CHEMOTHERAPY or a LUNG TRANSPLANT any other procedure that requires up-front payment.

but oh man, CELL PHONES. COLOR TVs. A REFRIGERATOR. In a consumer-based society that's been awash in those things for decades. What a glorious life those not-really-so-poor folks like my mother (at least she has her healt--oh) lead.

Rain Man 08-09-2011 12:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 7811645)
Update:

I ran home at lunch for a minute, 3 missed calls, 1 message on machine.
"hi, this is your neighbor, Husbandofgilbertgrape'smama, and we thought our daughters were going to be able to mow the yard and they can't, so you've been doing it a lot of times over the past few years and it's getting a little tall and we're still going to need you to do that, mow our yard. Thanks"




How in the hell does one respond to that without being the biggest prick on earth?


Honestly, I think you just say no. "I've been glad to help you out, but in the long term you need to figure out how to get this stuff done on your own."

Saulbadguy 08-09-2011 12:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 7811645)
Update:

I ran home at lunch for a minute, 3 missed calls, 1 message on machine.
"hi, this is your neighbor, Husbandofgilbertgrape'smama, and we thought our daughters were going to be able to mow the yard and they can't, so you've been doing it a lot of times over the past few years and it's getting a little tall and we're still going to need you to do that, mow our yard. Thanks"




How in the hell does one respond to that without being the biggest prick on earth?

Iowanian,

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Brock 08-09-2011 12:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 7811645)
Update:

I ran home at lunch for a minute, 3 missed calls, 1 message on machine.
"hi, this is your neighbor, Husbandofgilbertgrape'smama, and we thought our daughters were going to be able to mow the yard and they can't, so you've been doing it a lot of times over the past few years and it's getting a little tall and we're still going to need you to do that, mow our yard. Thanks"




How in the hell does one respond to that without being the biggest prick on earth?

It doesn't deserve a response. This isn't your problem.

vailpass 08-09-2011 12:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 7811645)
Update:

I ran home at lunch for a minute, 3 missed calls, 1 message on machine.
"hi, this is your neighbor, Husbandofgilbertgrape'smama, and we thought our daughters were going to be able to mow the yard and they can't, so you've been doing it a lot of times over the past few years and it's getting a little tall and we're still going to need you to do that, mow our yard. Thanks"




How in the hell does one respond to that without being the biggest prick on earth?

Tell him you won't be mowing anymore, instead you need him to set his wife to grazing.

Ultra Peanut 08-09-2011 12:39 PM

I just adore the logic that says the costs of minor luxuries like TVs or phones or video game systems compare in any way to the constant sucking hole that is food and housing and medical care, not to mention how tiny a percentage of a poor person's budget buying an Xbox would be compared to the insane expenses people in the middle class rack up when buying a home or going on a trip or going out to eat nightly or, in a lot of cases, commuting to work.

But it's easier to blame those lazy, good-for-nothing poors for your own ever-increasing problems as the world turns more and more to shit, I guess, instead of acknowledging the system is slanted against and squeezing the poors and yourself and, if you're reading ChiefsPlanet, most likely everyone else you know. Keep on truckin'.

Saulbadguy 08-09-2011 12:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ultra Peanut (Post 7811703)
I just adore the logic that says minor luxuries like TVs or phones or video game systems compare in any way to the constant sucking hole that is food and housing and medical care, not to mention how tiny a percentage of a poor person's budget an buying an Xbox would be compared to the expenses the middle class rack up when buying a home or going on a trip or commuting to work.

But it's easier to blame those lazy, good-for-nothing poors for your own ever-increasing problems as the world turns more and more to shit, I guess, instead of acknowledging the system is slanted against the poors and yourself and, if you're reading ChiefsPlanet, most likely everyone else you know. Keep on truckin'.

I think it's due to the fact that our poverty has nothing on 3rd world poverty. Hell our poverty doesn't compare to the "haves" of some 3rd world countries.

I know most of it is TIC, but I wouldn't want to trade a job, education and 40 hours a week for staying at home watching The Price is Right every day and living off the government, even if I do get creature comforts like an X-Box. It's still not living and I agree, it is a tough hole to climb out of, especially when many of them were raised to think that is the normal way of living. It as cut and dry as "GIT A JOB", but the system certainly has room for improvement.

Ultra Peanut 08-09-2011 12:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 7756827)
I've said for years that in the United States, being poor is "too easy".

Dying of cancer because you don't have money is a really ****ing easy life. Welcome to libertopia.

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Ultra Peanut 08-09-2011 12:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Saulbadguy (Post 7811708)
I think it's due to the fact that our poverty has nothing on 3rd world poverty.

But that's the thing. On one hand we're saying "hoorah, best in the world at everything ever," and on the other, when it comes to the most vulnerable portion of our citizenry living in squalor and being denied basic human rights, it's, "We're not as bad as THE WORST places."

And even then it's this hilariously skewed view that ignores our crumbling infrastructure and a completely gutted safety net that leaves huge swaths of this country disconnected and helpless with zero chance to advance or even have the hope of holding a job anymore. Economic mobility in America is worse than any other "developed" nation except the UK, which -- hello, underclass being ignored and mistreated for a long time. How's that working out?

Corporations are happy to starve us as other countries pick up the purchasing slack. It's cheaper for them, really. But that's REALLY DEPRESSING, and you might be labeled a socialist loon for admitting it, so? **** those poors and their GRIPIN'. You don't see me complaining!

Iowanian 08-09-2011 01:01 PM

Someone is taking too many estrogen pills.



Get back to me with the survival rates in other countries....and why so many people from nations with free healthcare, come here for treatment.


Cancer is a muther****er and it kills rich and poor, tall and short, young and old.

Ultra Peanut 08-09-2011 01:07 PM

My mom's dying of cancer and is unable to afford treatment which would be covered for anyone, regardless of ability to pay, in any other developed nation and a number of developing ones. Sorry if your (and others') scorn and disregard for the poor in the United States of America, by people whose interests align very closely with the poor yet have been fooled into believing the myth that they're bootstrappin' frontier heroes, has made me a mite hysterical.

This is a place where medical bankruptcies and people choosing to die in lieu of saddling their families with debt are an everyday thing, but nothing is seriously amiss here? Being poor is easy? **** you.

loochy 08-09-2011 01:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 7811645)
Update:

I ran home at lunch for a minute, 3 missed calls, 1 message on machine.
"hi, this is your neighbor, Husbandofgilbertgrape'smama, and we thought our daughters were going to be able to mow the yard and they can't, so you've been doing it a lot of times over the past few years and it's getting a little tall and we're still going to need you to do that, mow our yard. Thanks"




How in the hell does one respond to that without being the biggest prick on earth?

I would say no. In fact, I would say HELL NO...mainly because of the entitled way in which they are asking you to do it.

You should probably just tell them the absolute truth of why you don't want to do it anymore.

Iowanian 08-09-2011 01:10 PM

I'm sorry your mother ill.

That said, I put my money and my time where my mouth is when it comes to helping poor people and have for decades, so pardon me if I disregard your misdirected jibjab.

Saulbadguy 08-09-2011 01:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ultra Peanut (Post 7811744)
But that's the thing. On one hand we're saying "hoorah, best in the world at everything ever," and on the other, when it comes to the most vulnerable portion of our citizenry living in squalor and being denied basic human rights, it's, "We're not as bad as THE WORST places."

And even then it's this hilariously skewed view that ignores our crumbling infrastructure and a completely gutted safety net that leaves huge swaths of this country disconnected and helpless with zero chance to advance or even have the hope of holding a job anymore. Economic mobility in America is worse than any other "developed" nation except the UK, which -- hello, underclass being ignored and mistreated for a long time. How's that working out?

Corporations are happy to starve us as other countries pick up the purchasing slack. It's cheaper for them, really. But that's REALLY DEPRESSING, and you might be labeled a socialist loon for admitting it, so? **** those poors and their GRIPIN'. You don't see me complaining!

I'm with ya, i'm just more in the middle. I feel we have a much broader social and economic spectrum to deal with than the countries you previously mentioned in your table. I know for a fact our economy is much, much larger than those countries you listed. That makes it that much more of a difficult problem.

vailpass 08-09-2011 01:17 PM

Somebody needs to seek an alternate method of grief counseling.

Ace Gunner 08-09-2011 01:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 7811752)
Someone is taking too many estrogen pills.



Get back to me with the survival rates in other countries....and why so many people from nations with free healthcare, come here for treatment.


Cancer is a muther****er and it kills rich and poor, tall and short, young and old.

so, let me get this str8 - you think 'people from other countries with free healthcare' come to america for 'free' treatment? what a ****ing idiot. The king of Saudi Arabia came her for 'free treatment'... ya. sure.

and cancer kills everybody, yes, but you are a ****ing muleheaded dick either way for implying the rich are on even ground with the poor.

loochy 08-09-2011 01:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chiefsfootballfan (Post 7811829)
so, let me get this str8 - you think 'people from other countries with free healthcare' come to america for 'free' treatment? what a ****ing idiot. The king of Saudi Arabia came her for 'free treatment'... ya. sure.

and cancer kills everybody, yes, but you are a ****ing muleheaded dick either way for implying the rich are on even ground with the poor.

He didn't say anything about people coming here for free treatment.

Of course the rich aren't on even ground with the poor. That's why they are classified as RICH and POOR.

4th and Long 08-09-2011 01:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chiefsfootballfan (Post 7811829)
so, let me get this str8 - you think 'people from other countries with free healthcare' come to america for 'free' treatment? what a ****ing idiot. The king of Saudi Arabia came her for 'free treatment'... ya. sure.

and cancer kills everybody, yes, but you are a ****ing muleheaded dick either way for implying the rich are on even ground with the poor.

If you're lucky, Iowinian won't see this. Otherwise, you are about to get a beat down of colossal proportions.

Iowanian 08-09-2011 01:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chiefsfootballfan (Post 7811829)
so, let me get this str8 - you think 'people from other countries with free healthcare' come to america for 'free' treatment? what a ****ing idiot. The king of Saudi Arabia came her for 'free treatment'... ya. sure.

and cancer kills everybody, yes, but you are a ****ing muleheaded dick either way for implying the rich are on even ground with the poor.

That is not what I said at all, simple simon.




This is your easy out.
Use that tone or a #umber in a word again directed at me and I'll make a lamp shade out of your hide.

vailpass 08-09-2011 02:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chiefsfootballfan (Post 7811829)
so, let me get this str8 - you think 'people from other countries with free healthcare' come to america for 'free' treatment? what a ****ing idiot. The king of Saudi Arabia came her for 'free treatment'... ya. sure.

and cancer kills everybody, yes, but you are a ****ing muleheaded dick either way for implying the rich are on even ground with the poor.

Sounds like somebody's foodstamps got lost in the mail again.

loochy 08-09-2011 02:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vailpass (Post 7811890)
Sounds like somebody's foodstamps got lost in the mail again.

GIMME MAH HANDOUTS NOW! WHERE MAH STIMUUS CHEK?

Mr. Flopnuts 08-09-2011 03:35 PM

:sigh: Peering toward DC.

Bugeater 08-09-2011 04:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ultra Peanut (Post 7811766)
My mom's dying of cancer and is unable to afford treatment which would be covered for anyone, regardless of ability to pay, in any other developed nation and a number of developing ones. Sorry if your (and others') scorn and disregard for the poor in the United States of America, by people whose interests align very closely with the poor yet have been fooled into believing the myth that they're bootstrappin' frontier heroes, has made me a mite hysterical.

This is a place where medical bankruptcies and people choosing to die in lieu of saddling their families with debt are an everyday thing, but nothing is seriously amiss here? Being poor is easy? **** you.

My father in law had plenty of money and access to the best medical treatment available...and guess what...he died of cancer.

And I'm still trying to figure out what in the hell this has to do with the topic.

Groves 08-09-2011 04:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 7811645)
How in the hell does one respond to that without being the biggest prick on earth?

Thank them for the call, 'cause you almost forgot to tell them that you had to stop mowing for all of the rattlesnakes that kept clogging up your mower.

SLAG 08-15-2011 11:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 7757706)
a big pair of hairy balls that woman has.....

Gilbert Grapes' mama, as listed above just called me as soon as I walked in the door from work(in tow of 3 kids). She proceeded to introduce herself, told me that since the other guy who was there saturday unloaded their stuff and carried it upstairs, wondered if I'd just run over and carry a tv downstairs(it's one of the big heavy 42" older flatscreens)....

"No, I'm busy"....
"doing what"......
"my own stuff, working 22hrs the first 2 days of the week, watching my kids, making dinner, work, repairing my own home, community involvement, mowing our yards....."
"well..when can you..who would come and do it"
"don't know"
"you're not going to tell me who could do it? Our daughter and my husband can't do it"
"It's an old TV,and it's not my problem"
"hrmffffffffff"



Gilbert Grape's mother didn't either know, or acknowledge that I'd spent 2hrs in 100 degree heat unloading an F'ing Uhaul van truck and packing that shit upstairs.

An experience from the last two days is on my mind that brought to mind Iowaians tale here of helping out his neighbor....

2 Nights ago my wife and I are sitting together... kids in bed... Watching True grit (the new one) for the first time.

Its about 11pm and my doorbell rings - I walk to the door that my nice big scary looking black dog is already barking at... and I see who it is... and its this African American man in his 40's i would guess asking to use my phone to call 911 for his wife - he is my next door neighbor and this is the first time I have met him, now grant you I just moved to the Chicago area less than 30 days ago I felt compelled to come outside and let him use my phone -

He did just like he said called 911 and the EMTs took her away
He then told me his 4 yr old grand daughter was with him and asked if I could give them a ride to the Hospital.. So i did... He asked I had change for a 50 and I didnt take his money even thought I was low on gas...

I saw him touch my wifes rosary in the car and I saw him praying / having a connection with it so I said **** it and told him he could have it.

Instead of dropping him off he asks me to come in and he thinks its going to be real quick and I know its not but I come in say hi to his wife in the ER room and have a cup of coffee with him - by that time i tell him I gotta go and He finally realized it was not going to be a fast thing.

So I drive home low on Gas.

FF to yesterday about 7:30pm - his wife is at the door saying thank you and asking for one last favor - to drive them "about 15min away" to go get a car so they can stop asking for help.

That sounds awesome to me.

but only it didn't go quite so simple
We went to the 'hood of Chicago - not the REAL bad hood of Chicago, I've been there before too (thats a story for another time) - but the part that any white kid from JoCo would roll up their windows lock their doors and avoid eye contact.

any way i digress

we bounce from house to house - street corner to street corner - looking for his cousin - we find his uncle and they go all around and guess what - she left and there aint no car.

I tell them we really need some gas - cuz ya know the $6 you put in just aint cutting it no more.

He puts $2 more in and we head home.. he said he has $20 that he can give me once we get back to the house.. UGH!!! Fine!! i'm thinking...

I dont get home until 10/10:30 that night and I almost ran out of gas, I wait for him to come back out and he doesn't...

Lesson learned.. really... my wife was laughing at me cuz i was taken for the proverbial ride...

TODAY!!!!

Wife is home alone with the kids and guess what - she hears a knock on the door...

She doesn't answer it - I love her - shes so much smarter than me LOL

Nothing else from him this evening

anyway..
I just had to vent and it seemed to go along with the other stories here.

Now back to whatever the hell else was in this trehad

Lbedrock1 08-15-2011 11:56 PM

QUOTE=Iowanian;7756827]I've said for years that in the United States, being poor is "too easy".

Why go work in the heat like an idiot when you can stay home in the ac, play xbox in your govt funded home eating your taxpayer funded doritos...[/QUOT

If you truly believe that then go try it for just 6 months and then come back and report. Being poor is not easy it is hard as hell. Just be glad poor peole find some other mechanism beside murdering you and I. Never make a comment like that until you have walked in a poor persons shoes.

Bugeater 08-16-2011 12:02 AM

Yeah, we should all thank the poor people for not murdering those of us who support them.

THANKS POOR PEOPLE!!!

Rausch 08-16-2011 12:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 7811645)
How in the hell does one respond to that without being the biggest prick on earth?

I would and it would be the last time I got asked...

Rausch 08-16-2011 12:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bugeater (Post 7828247)
Yeah, we should all thank the poor people for not murdering those of us who support them.

THANKS POOR PEOPLE!!!

Think nothing of it...

CrazyPhuD 08-16-2011 12:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lbedrock1 (Post 7828240)
If you truly believe that then go try it for just 6 months and then come back and report. Being poor is not easy it is hard as hell. Just be glad poor peole find some other mechanism beside murdering you and I. Never make a comment like that until you have walked in a poor persons shoes.

See and this is where the difference lies between us and oh say the UK. If you want to riot here fine, but we're armed and not as much of a pushover as they were.

Look there are a number of people that struggle no matter how hard they try and THOSE folks deserve our extra assistance. However for the ones who don't even try and who complain about what they are 'entitled' to **** them. The only the universe ever entitles anyone is death. You can spend your life blaming someone else for your problems or you can get off your ass and fix the problem yourself.

Iowanian 08-16-2011 10:48 AM

I grew up broke as shit, in the poorest county in my state. I've gone to school with duct tape holding the soles on my shoes and my glasses taped together. I was working for other people at 8-9 years old, working on the farm, working on other farms when I was 12, and started traveling in summers throwing iron and tires for an auto salvage company and have paid taxes every year since I was 14. My dad had as many as 3 jobs outside of our farm. I worked construction and odd jobs that would make most others puke to get through college and spent the first year after sleeping on a blow up mattress.


Want to know why I'm not poor now?

I guarantee you I could start today in a new city, with $500 and no job, and by the end of the week have work. By the end of the year, I won't be poor. It's because I'm not a lazy douche-bag with twisted priorities.


My area has plenty of people who are perfectly happy to sponge off of working Americans.
I'll never have respect for the lazy. I've been in the shoes of the poor, and I know what I had to do to wear the ones I have now, which are much more comfortable.

I've earned the right to have the opinion I do. I don't give a rats ass if you think so and I feel perfectly informed to hold the opinions I have.


Quote:

Originally Posted by Lbedrock1 (Post 7828240)
QUOTE=Iowanian;7756827]I've said for years that in the United States, being poor is "too easy".

Why go work in the heat like an idiot when you can stay home in the ac, play xbox in your govt funded home eating your taxpayer funded doritos...[/QUOT

If you truly believe that then go try it for just 6 months and then come back and report. Being poor is not easy it is hard as hell. Just be glad poor peole find some other mechanism beside murdering you and I. Never make a comment like that until you have walked in a poor persons shoes.


CrazyPhuD 08-16-2011 03:35 PM

Heh why flash mob when you can flash rob!

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loochy 08-16-2011 03:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 7828864)
I grew up broke as shit, in the poorest county in my state. I've gone to school with duct tape holding the soles on my shoes and my glasses taped together. I was working for other people at 8-9 years old, working on the farm, working on other farms when I was 12, and started traveling in summers throwing iron and tires for an auto salvage company and have paid taxes every year since I was 14. My dad had as many as 3 jobs outside of our farm. I worked construction and odd jobs that would make most others puke to get through college and spent the first year after sleeping on a blow up mattress.


Want to know why I'm not poor now?

I guarantee you I could start today in a new city, with $500 and no job, and by the end of the week have work. By the end of the year, I won't be poor. It's because I'm not a lazy douche-bag with twisted priorities.


My area has plenty of people who are perfectly happy to sponge off of working Americans.
I'll never have respect for the lazy. I've been in the shoes of the poor, and I know what I had to do to wear the ones I have now, which are much more comfortable.

I've earned the right to have the opinion I do. I don't give a rats ass if you think so and I feel perfectly informed to hold the opinions I have.

No way. Poor is like a terminal disease and nothing can be done about it except sit there and take it.

Iowanian 09-30-2011 03:54 PM

Update.

Ironically enough, the same people who were unable to assist me unloading a single box from their uhaul....have hauled a dump truck load of junk from their house to the curb each of the last 3 weeks, including one today....and one of the helpless bullfrog twins is manning a hedge trimmer as I type.

Also interesting of note, I've yet to get a wave, nod or look in the eye since I stopped mowing their yard.(another sucker is taking care of that now.

Deberg_1990 09-30-2011 03:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 7955538)
Update.

Ironically enough, the same people who were unable to assist me unloading a single box from their uhaul....have hauled a dump truck load of junk from their house to the curb each of the last 3 weeks, including one today....and one of the helpless bullfrog twins is manning a hedge trimmer as I type.

Also interesting of note, I've yet to get a wave, nod or look in the eye since I stopped mowing their yard.(another sucker is taking care of that now.

:clap:

Tough Love works!

Iowanian 09-30-2011 04:51 PM

Teach a man to fish......

Iowanian 11-22-2011 05:10 PM

Continued.

So, I haven't heard from the above mentioned people since the above incident. Since then, the daughter has sat on a chair in the yard behind the old man, who must pray nightly for a quick death in his sleep, doing everything short of beating him with a cane as he works. They've hauled loads and loads of crap out, cut the bushes and briars out and in general having the place looking better than I'd guess it has in years.

So, the end of last week, I have a message on the answering machine(always introducing themselves by name, where they live and location to my home, because I'd never remember that by now).....furnace is being repaired and not working and could I bring them a heater so they won't get cold.

My first instinct is "seriously?" and then the voice on my shoulder says You can't let that old shit freeze. I've got an older electric heater I'm not using, so I take it over and say "I don't need it any longer, just keep it and use it in emergencies"....and am thanked kindly.

The next night, I get home and brideowanian is laughing in the kitchen, encouraging me to join her. She's not laughing because it's funny, she's laughing at my pending reaction to the 2 messages on the answering machine.

In short "this is your neighbor, gilbert grape's mama, wife of Mr praysfordeath, across the street. I used your heater last night and it was smelling the house up and made me so sick and I almost puked and it stunk and ......................................................................................2 minutes...................more words...and I know you said it was a gift but we don't want it and don't want to pay for getting rid of it so it's on the porch and you need to come and get it. click.

Message 2.
Hi, this is gilbert grape's mama and I called an hour ago and you still haven't come to get your heater....I tried to use it but it smoked and stunk up the house and made me so sick...I was coughing and can't breath and almost barfed and .......4 minute rant.....more words and words......and you need to come and get it............silence.....and we thank you and appreciate you tried to help.....but it made me so sick and I'm feeling terrible........but thanks.....but it made me sick, come and get it. click.


I walked over and got it, plugged it in the garage to see.....the dust was burning off of the coils. That's it.


I'll learn someday. I don't know how mr Praysfordeath will survive the winter locked up with that herd of fat, mean, nagging hens without impaling himself on a butter knife. I feel sorry for the old sonnabitch, I don't think he's ungreatful, I think he's just beaten to the ground by that mean old sow.


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