I'l take Brandon











































Flowers :D

Quit doubting Gabe Miller

http://www.kcchiefs.com/team/roster/...2-49070aeb2fcd

Let's get an OP thread update with Users and their bastard, orphaned professional athletes.

That means I'm picking Cassel. Oh, well.

It looks like Dick Stanzi is already taken so I'm Taking


ERIC ****ING BERRY.


HAHAHA

Can I have a Chief adopt me instead? If so, I'll take Tamba. I figure that $60m's gotta be worth something.

Dick Stanzi

Already taken, try again.

I can't believe you noobs forgot about Eric ****ing Berry.

What a bunch of loosers....

Wasn't he taken in the main post

Forget it man, he's rolling...



And I'll take Casey Weigmann, for old times sake.

**** GODDAMNIT

I'm Taking DICK Stanzi back.

Bastards.

So, ummmm... what does this actually consist of? Do I have to go around door to door gathering donations? Do I sell Javier Arenas branded tamales and hope I get the top prize for selling the most?

You just gotta take a weekend or two a month to help clean em up.

Could I just adopt 1/16th of a mile in his name?

Nope. Break out the sponge, asshole.

Literally?






I may really like this.

Studebaker!!111

CP Dad - Chiefs Player

big nasty kcnut - Eric Berry #29
loochy or Mr. Tomahawk - Jamaal Charles #25
L.A. Chieffan - Justin Houston #50
Steron - Jerrel Powe #95
Deburg 1990 - Dexter McCluster #22
SuperChief - Tony Moeaki #81
Dante84 - Tamba Hali #91
warrior - Brandon Carr #39
Molitoth - Jerheme Urban #83
WhitiE - Steve Breaston #19
beach tribe - Tyson Jackson #94
NIUhuskies - Dwayne Bowe #82
NickelD - Andy Studebaker #96 ** (19 posts?? this legit? if not, then PGM gets him)
Reynard Muldrake - Brandon Siler #52
CaliforniaChief - Jonathan Baldwin #89
Pestilence - Cameron Sheffield #55
BigRichard - Tyler Palko #4
HotRoute - Kendrick Lewis #23
Chiefscafan - Wallace Gilberry #92
Warrior5 - Jovan Belcher #59
talastan - LeRon McClain #44
Rausch - Jon Asamoah #73
TrickyNicky - David Mims #70
Stinger - Todd Haley, HC
Micjones - Derrick Johnson #56
MoreLemonPledge - Javier Arenas #21
OmahaChief - Allen Bailey #71
Sofa King - Dustin Colquitt #2
phisherman - Rodney Hudson #61
boogblaster - Kelly Gregg #77
JohninGPT - Ryan Succop #6
wasi - Cory Greenwood #93
bowener - Barry Richardson #67
BigRock - Matt Cassel #7
Renegade - Gabe Miller #51
kysirsoze - Glenn Dorsey #72
Reaper16 - Quentin Lawrence #31
KC Tattoo - Brandon Flowers #24
Detoxing - Ricky (Dick) Stanzi #13
Chiefsos - Casey Weigmann #62

*in order they were adopted

Actually I've been raising Glenn Dorsey for years. He's a good kid. Calls often and gives me rides to the grocery store if I need it.

JAVIER I WILL BE YOUR SANDRA BULLOCK BUT INSTEAD OF PUTTING YOU ON MY BLIND SIDE I WANT TO PUT YOU IN MY BACK SIDE

Damn you NickelD :cuss:

Ill take flowers then mo'****ers

You should really switch your avi. Mixed messages and all that.

Why look, there's Branden Albert sitting there with the funny looking dogs and the cats who are just a little too old...

Sorry Pawn, I missed him in my list... KC Tattoo took him in post #81

It got lost because he posted with a huge gap, and Detoxing was spastic with his flip flopping.

Take a look out back here, sir, we got some others that you may find...suitable.

Yeah, you don't. I adopted the Manzi the day he was drafted....

So Who's left??

I count 40 players on that list, which should leave 13 spots on the final roster.

Throw in Muir and Crennel, that's 15 spots.

Actually

no worries


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Hungry like a wolf in KC

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That's ma boy

Near as I can figure, we have unclaimed, unwanted, unloved:

B Albert
S Bannon
J Battle
J Brown
K Colbert
T Copper
My Cocks
J Gaither
R Lilja
L Pope

Remember when The Professor and Mary Ann were dismissed as "...and the rest..."?


And the rest

Give me Gaither.

Willam Barte for the win.

Has anyone claimed Samkon Gado?

LOL

Why am I not listed?

This is bullshit!!! I adopted Cassel last week
Bigrock better pick another chief. I've got dibs.

Its not an official list, I just scrolled through the thread and listed as I saw them... musta missed a few.

I was hoping NUT WOULD PUT AN OFFICIAL LIST IN THE OP

Because there's no time for tomfoolery in here. Those leftover guys are getting hungry and they're all out of kibble.

nut needs to put a depth chart in the op. red colors for the ones who haven't been picked. Names of posters by the ones who HAVE been picked.

That will clear some shit up.

On a side note- I just read a tweet that the Dolphins signed Larry Johnson.

Who do I make the check payable to? Tyler Palko or his agent?

Never heard of him.

i'll claim leonard pope

I got Lilja, then.

Ill take Jalil Brown.

Sucks that I didn't see this in time to get either Stanzi or Moeaki.

I'll take Scott Fujita. Wait...he's already adopted? Nevermind.

ill take albert.

I have adopted Moeaki. Now, in a gesture of paternal good will, you have adopted Moeak. Congratulations.

I now have Gaither.

I was going to take Miller since he's a Beaver but someone already took him. I'll have to go with the other one and take Jersey Shore (Sabby) though I don't think he makes the team.

I want the last player we sign after final cuts before the season starts.

Glad I didn't take Siler. I couldn't afford that adopt-a-chief now that he will be loafing around.

Can I adopt Kyle Orton?

Since a n00b beat me to Stude and nothing's left....I'm taking Coach Haley.

*sigh*

awwww hellz yeah

THIS IS A BIG DEAL

you can have Jalil Brown cause dude just gave me Moeaki.

Dont sleep on JB, he is gonna be a steal.

have I ever steered you wrong?

I knew it would be, hence the black market child trade.

harumph

*loud fart* /in your general direction/

He's already gone as well.

Guess I'll have to settle for Muir then ROFL I'm out.

After reading your sig for the first time Sofa, it got me thinking . . . where the hell is SR?

whats wrong with Jalil Brown?

That kid is gonna be a good corner...even if he doesnt get to see the field unless there are injuries.

If/when Flowers misses the couple games he routinely has, Jalil will step in and show his worth.

It just sucks that his last name is Brown and those ****ers gave him #30.

Thats ****ing cursed.

Him, Shogun and Fritz88 are vacationing together in the Alps.

Not sure why they forgot their computers.

What is this 'or' shit?

No offense, Adopt-a-player threads are the dumbest things ever invented. When I see these things, I want to punch Al Gore in the face for ever inventing the internet.

Remember, no one is allowed to be offended because I prefaced this with "no offense". Thank you in advance.

haha

last I heard from Fritz88 was his rep to me before the first preseason game when he sent me something like

"if you hit as big on Stanzi as you did with Moeaki, Ill suck random dicks"

or something very close to that.

Maybe he really is in the alps!

I don't think I can afford to adopt any of the players. They eat too much!

Gimme Haley.

Oh good. I thought only I got those from Fritz.


LMAO

Ok it looks like I'm stuck adopting OL LUCAS PATTERSON

My son is going beast mode today.

You have a good boy. You should be a proud Father.

URBAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'll take the Colbert report.