Don't understand why you care so much about it. So what, it was a dumb pic. Laugh, point and move on.

But I know... internets srius bdnss

If you want to think anyone is ****ed up, know that it's me. Dad hadn't posted on here in forever, so I actually talked him through attaching the picture. I saw which one it was and thought, "Oh shit. I look terrible, but it's pretty funny." So, in essence, I gave him permission to post it.

I laughed, even when people made reference to the pole. Then, beer me comes in here being all judgmental, and JD posts that disgusting gif. That's actually what completely embarrassed me. The gif literally made me sick to my stomach. Then, beer me refuses to drop it, thus pissing me off. I started out laughing, but now I'm going to bed irritated. I have no clue if beer me is trolling, but it doesn't really matter at this point. I don't care if he decides to come back or not.

Goodnight, all. Enjoy.

I mean, actually, I have no idea what WGN has on anymore during the day. But what I imagine they have on, this thread is the internet equivalent of that.

LMAO

Extra buttery and way too much salt. I only got to eat a few kernels though... the rest fell through the hole in the container. I wonder what was up w/ that... :hmmm:

I would explain the hole to you but then I'd also have to explain "the salty butter" you've been eating.

ROFL

So I just looked at WGN's daytime schedule. Turns out they show Matlock, In the Heat of the Night, a 2 hour block of WALKER, TEXAS RANGER! and an hour block of Mad About You and Cheers. I don't know how that's relevant, but there it is.

Okay, before going to bed, I just want to say that I'd much rather see you try to explain that to Gonzo. ;)

And you just crack me up.


Thanks for the laughs all. Running off to bed now.

Oh NOES!! LMAO

Have a good night, Luv!

I am married to Chuck Norris's lil sister,in case you didnt know

Good grief, beer me. They're consenting adults. LUV drinks. She gets drunk. Everybody knows. Who cares? Oh yeah... you, I guess.

Good holy god, man. Treat her well or feel the wrath of WALKER, TEXAS RANGER!

If Gonzo doesn't know what it is by now, I'm not going to be the one to explain it to him. :p

Yeah, he's cut a whole in the bottom before. But there was no popcorn... just a hot dog sticking out of the hole. Needless to say, I was pissed. But not nearly as pissed as when I added relish. Bet he'll never do that again! :D

Chuck was totally opposed to our marriage. He went all Walker Texas on me.
I said/ come at me bro!
He tried to charge me with some Vietnam Kong Fu bull shit & a Total Gym XLS
But I was to fast,& flipped my old International Harvester 1066 Hydro over on top of his ass.
Country boy will survive

Tabasco sauce would have been even funnier LMAO

Looks like good times. Damn, I wish I din't live so far away, could make a tailgate party at Arrowhead, and meet some of you crazies. :D

Lol I edited it once for grammar and see I missed a different mistake. ;)

:hmmm: Perhaps you're on to something here.

wow...

you're a real dipshit buddy

you were such an asshole in this thread you make me look like a saint!

What is it about luv that brings the dumbass out in people. I didn't see the pic but unless she's going to town on a donkey (which I highly doubt) what the **** is the big deal? Let a father poke fun at his daughter.

1 person made a big deal of it...

And burn an innocent man's penis off? What kind of idiot person are you? Sorry...just had to take something funny and mostly innocent and turn it into something serious. That's the theme of this thread right?

Beer me is the same guy who jumped all over Hog Farmer for drinking absenth and driving his truck 50 yards on his own property.

It's his thing. I could picture him sitting under a hair dryer in curlers while wearing a moomoo and slippers reading a US magazine and gossiping about the neighbor kids.

See I have a couple brain cells left.

That's my demented brain at work is all. One of the reasons why I never tried the hole in the popcorn tub, it could happen to anyone of us. :eek:

I never tried it because it wouldn't work. I'd have to wait until she ate a shitload of popcorn before she made the discovery. Maybe if I used one of those small sacks of popcorn, like the ones they hand out for free in the bank.

Well this certainly sure is something.......

Damn, Beer Me... Out of all the idiotic shit on this forum, you pick this topic to get all upset over? JFC, chill out man.
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Man loosen up or shove a chunk of coal up your a** and make a diamond.

The pussification of beerme continues

Hell, I'll post it. The only difference between this or just me being silly is the fact that I look drunk as **** in the face.


This way, it's just me posting a drunk picture of myself, which has been done several times on here, and even by other people. All in good fun.

You were doing a great job holding up the stadium, luv.

Yes you were...

I can see why beer me was so upset, though. That photo is shameful and scandalous.

All this over that hahaha it is entertaining though.

JFC, I've posted worse pics of myself as my profile pic on FB. A certain someone's undying love of Cassel is more offensive than that.

You best be taking that photo down luv. It's starting to really put my pantaloons in a wad...

I apparently don't see whatever it was that was so vile.
I do believe however that Luv may be on to something.
The way these guys are playing it might be a good idea to get hammered enough to erase those three hours from memory.

What about the pole huh? Do you think that it wanted it's picture on the internets? Do you??? Think of the consequences...the consequences!!!!

Beerme should go back to his self-loathing "my wife screwed everyone but me" posting style. It was less pathetic.

What a strange thread.

Do we have a "Strange Thread" sub-forum?

FAX

I just snotted in my hand. It spelled beer me.

Just sayin...

Maybe beerme's just upset that someone really, really close to him is working her way through community college in a way that a girl on a pole reminds him of in some capacity....

He's probably just upset that some female very close to him realized it was him jacking it in front of her friends on chat roulette.

LMAO

Dad said he was surprised I made it into the stadium. I can usually tell when I start getting drunk, but I don't even recall that. It must have hit me all at once. Apparently, I kept sitting down in the seat of the guy next to me. I went to go pee a few times. When I went during the second quarter and didn't come back, dad came up to see if he could find me during halftime. I was leaning against a pillar, and he decided it was time for me to go out to the RV. In the parking lot, a security person in a golf cart stopped and asked if he needed help with me. He gave us a ride out to the RV, where I proceeded to pass out on the floor between the two couches in the front. He said that, the entire time he was trying to get me out to the RV, I kept saying, "I'm good." Sound familiar, Phil? LMAO

That picture is actually very cool Luv, and innocent looking. Too bad this thread turned into such a train wreck, glad to see Papa smurf post again.

I get what he says about not wanting to know some things, having raised two daughters.

He came in on my "I have a date" thread a few years back. I told him I haven't really been that bad in a while. Personal bad, but not really embarrassing bad.

An upstanding pilar of the community just hitting his forties. Probably connected to the Hunt's concrete business. Looks like a lot of win to me

Wow, Beer Me went off the deep end on this thread. Weird. Pic was no big deal, not sure why it set Beer Me off like that. Must be something in his own life that he's taking out on Luv and her dad.

That was the first one I thought of, but I never did read it, and don't think I even posted in it. Might have thrown a gatorade joke in there somewhere, not sure. You have done a good job handling all the jokes and fun.
I can see your Dad's side of it, but hey nothing hurt, it is a big family.
A lot of people must have had a great time with it, it sure got a lot of posts.

He just doesn't like the way people treat each other on the internet. He lets his frustration build and build until he becomes a person he doesn't like treating other people like crap on the internet.

GoChiefs ended up adopting it and turned it into a thread about his quest to lose his virginity. That's how that thread lasted so long.

I'm going to agree with Fax. This is one strange thread...

Of all the threads and pics to complain about, he gets all buttered up over a drunk pic of Luv posted by her Dad as some good natured teasing. So the photoshopped penis is offensive, it's not like Luv's dad posted that pic. Beer me should continue his self righteous grandstanding away from CP.

I think the photoshopped pic elicited some visceral response from him and set him off in a number of ways...

Ok, that makes sense. It may last another 30 years then.

THAT is just WRONG!!! Think of those poor wrinkles being flattened? Who is going to defend them?

Geez...all Luv did was try to hold up the stadium because it needed help. You could see it on that pillars face...it just wanted a hug!

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...R3AyA6lUYSMGzw

Pieces of this thread (read: anything posted by Beer Me) belong in the Epic Fail thread. Good Lord man, get a grip. People get drunk and take silly pictures...oh the humanity!

That being said, if Beer Me leaves for good, can I have his name? It's the user name I wanted back when I signed up. I could do a far better job representing it!

It'd be like a guy named Porn me all upset about the porn links thread :)

And his daughter is what, 15?

luv is almost twice that age...

Thank you. LMAO

you are funk as DRUCK!

WGN is rocking it today.

Walker, Texas Ranger, FTW!

Yeah it's pretty clear from this post that your father hates you.

You didn't seem that intoxerated when I stopped by your tailgate. Or do you remember me stopping by? :D

Looks like you all have a pretty good time. Is that area, the far west of the parking lot, closer to the practice field?

Yes, I do. I gave you a hug, and I remember something about us talking about music. Some tailgate near you guys had theirs up loud.

I guess Kurt Cobain said he stopped by. I don't remember that at all.

Yes. We come in Gate 5, which is the one that goes to the practice field/facility.

Gotdamnit....Looks Like I missed a good thread.

Allow me to make a general reply to Beer Me regarding the sanctimonious nature of his posts...

http://i52.tinypic.com/156a07s.jpg

So wait.....does Beer Me like or hate pitbulls? I forget which one it is...

:eek:

LMAO

Took a piss this morning and I wrote "beer me" in the foam.

Just sayn....

What's so bad about that picture? At least you weren't passed out on the ground. Now that would be somewhat embarrassing.

More to the story. As dad was taking the picture under scrutiny here, a woman walked behind him and said, "Papa Gale. Do we have a player named Papa Gale?" (It says this on the back of his jersey.) He turned to me and said, "The only difference between you and her is she can walk." LMAO

Classic. Luv, I think that pic is pretty funny really. Many on this board, me included, have been that way more than a few times out there. If we can't laugh at ourselves, who can we laugh at? (Confuscious?). I'm guessing Beerme has some repressed feelings of neglect from his father that makes him react this way. I say more power to you and your pops.

We have "Tidwell Stories". Guy in our group who, while he's much tamer now, used to always go in completely messed up. He has thrown up at his seat, been thrown in Arrowhead jail, and gotten the vehicle he rode up in kicked out of the lot. The only other time I drank a little too much at a game, I looked up at the score after we had gotten a TD one time and noticed we had 10 points. I was like, "When did we score a field goal?" I remember that day though. From the sound of it this time, I'm not for sure how I made it in. Dad said he practically had to hold me up while they searched me. I think people at the gates should have a right to turn people away if they're too drunk to stand up on their own. If I can't even remember going into the game, I shouldn't have been in there. JMO.

WTF happened here? Is beer me gone now? And where the **** has Joey been? Can't I ever leave you people alone?

Anyone else realize Over Head hasn't been on since July?

Yeah, me too. Serves me right for going out of town for work and actually....working.

Your dad is good people, Luv. He hooked me up with a bunch of tickets for my wife's family that was in town from Denver for a Broncos game a few years ago. He didn't know me from shit, other than I had been posting here since the beginning, yet he trusted me to send me the tickets without receiving payment yet so that I would have them in time for the game.