People at work who don't wash there hands after taking a leak. Even worse is the ones who don't after taking a crap.
What's even worse standing there taking a piss and some jerkoff who just took a dump walks from the crapper right by you slaps on the shoulder/back says hey what's up grabs the door knob and walks out......frickin nasty people!

Hey, that hurts!

My old man usually dumps his refuse in somebody else's dumpster. Drives me crazy. I can't convince him it is quite literally stealing. I've tried to explain that he wouldn't walk up to the house and pocket a tool then why is he dumping his garbage into a container for which somebody is paying money?

I have strange pet peeves. I can't stand it when somebody is eating something crunchy when I am not. I'll make them turn on a radio or something to drown out that noise. Most of my other pet peeves are courtesy related. For instance, I will ALWAYS switch into the left lane at a traffic light if I'm going straight to allow the people behind me to turn right. If there is heavy traffic, I don't get too worried about it. But if it's me and some other douchebag on the road, he will ALWAYS be in front of me in the right lane while I'm sitting through the light waiting to turn right. Most people are completely oblivious to the little things.

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Bad parents.

Lazy people.

Customers that take 3 weeks to pay, and when I call them on it they want to do payments. I ask them why they hired me to do a floor if they couldn't afford it. Threaten lawyer and suddenly the money is hand delivered.

Inanimate objects that don't obey to my command.

Tecmo Superbowl juiced up opponent that causes 5 fumbles.

The sun on a hangover morning.

Overcooked food.

WTF do you work? Who does that??

Agreed

I know right, friggin' disgustin'!

I'd say about 30% of people do that. Don't you pay attention when you go into a public restroom?

I would say 30% is pretty close....in a factory doesn't matter if your welding or what it's still a nasty practice!!

Yes and if someone attempts to grab the door before doing diligence, then i clear my throat loudly while turning on the water and reaching for the soap as obviously as i can.

I hate passive aggressive people.

Yeah, like people who do reach unders in public restrooms and dont finish the job! Now I'm left frustrated and left wiping my hand off on some poor bastid at the sink.

I ummm

nevermind.

I've had that problem with inflatable love slaves too. She looked absolutely nothing like Jenna Jameson.

Well, I try to avoid them to be honest.

Me TOO! where they at? let's KILLEM!

Goes back to the old axiom, I'd hit ya but shit splatters.

Interesting...I thought I was odd with some of my peeves. Im still odd, but at least I share some similar peeves...where do I start?

Driving: People who actively block you while driving...if you attempt to pass, they make it their mission to block you. It's so bad around here I refuse to use my signals because if you do, typically the person in that lane behind you will speed up to block your progress. I used to think Missouri had the worse drivers, they're pansies compared to Virginia.

Coffee: Coffee was made to be drank straight. I cannot stand people (especially men) who think they drink coffee, but for all intents and purposes make hot chocolate or chocolate milk. Dont call what you're doing coffee... Also, audibly horribly loud sips by people. If it's too hot that you have to suck in 5 seconds of air with 3 drips, it's too effing hot. Just wait. Of course, this doesnt happen with hot chocolate drinkers because after 10oz of cream and 8 sugars, it's pretty much chocolate milk.

I also have this peeve about loud gulps...it's worse when commercials for beer or soda do the sound of someone opening a can and taking 3-4 large slugs. To me that's nails on a chalkboard...nails on a chalkboard do not bother me one bit, so my kryptonite must be loud gulping swallows.

Whew...that felt better.

Of course my last peeve is BB Genious (chiefsplanet spelling)...that goes without saying.

Heh. I have a lot of passive aggressive tendencies, especially online. I try to avoid it but I come by it honestly. My mother is the queen.

No doubt! :D It's hard to pop wood, when the Rosie O'Donnell version shows up.

Welcome to the wood free zone.
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People who stop in the middle of the road to let people out of their car instead of pulling in the damn driveway

Whiskey was made to be drunk straight too but I rarely do because it taste less like a donkey ass when mixed.

And I know what chocolate milk tastes like. Coffee with cream and sugar tastes nothing like chocolate milk... but to each their own.

:)

wegot metereed lights down here (phx) and if you ain't up to 65 dso not pull in

not doing road speed do not merge or change lanes



GAWD and JEBUS I hate that

Those people deserve to be rear ended.

I know lots of women who...Oh nevermind.

People that have a shit load of groceries going through the express lane at the super market

Heh...I just happen to be drinking a fine Jefferson Reserve on the rocks, straight of course. I have no idea what donkey ass tastes like, but Im pretty sure it's not as good as Jefferson Reserve.

:p

They're car does two!

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Heh I'm sure it doesn't. I can and will drink coffee black but if I don't have to I don't. Call me a pussy if you like.

:)

They have a special place waiting in hell.

Pussy!

:p

Yeah... like you're the first to say that, heh.

Your posts really gravel my ass. Worst poster ever. :shake:

New burst?

nah...Metro, maybe.

With any luck. I've had a few and I'm looking for trouble.

nahh isf you are driving your trusty side kick you will be fine
toyota's will die

I HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE TALK LOUDER THAN EVERYONE ELSE JUST TO BE HEARD THAT WHAT THEY SAY IS SO DAMN IMPORTANT. ANNOYING.

LMAO

If you only knew me that wouldn't be in play.

Why are you trying to piss me off Tatt?

You smell of pralines and dick.

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Am I? Not intentionally. Figured somebody would TALK WITH CAPSLOCK ON AFTER YOUR POST.

Well...what I do know, that you like a good chocolate coffee and ruin good whiskey with a mixer, it's not a good start.

:p

This site logging me off when I leave for 10 minutes to get a beer, or to fap to increasingly sleazy pr0n. that gets old.

Oh and edit: to answer cabletech94's question. Both, but the girl got creamy much later.

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You are a control freak. Power is your cocaine.

Girls driving & putting on makeup at the same time during the morning rush. See it all the time. Sun visor down,chick looking up,chick looking back down at the road, repeat.

To add to that, most of them are overweight/ugly pigs that think that the makeup actually helps.

well that's just fabulous, these, too, annoy me! Unbelievable that they bother you. I do the EXACT same thing regarding both.

That's totally odd, and you described them perfectly.

If the kid would just pick up her bed room. JUST ONCE!

When people go to the end of a closed driving lane and expect you to let them in when you waited and merged as you were supposed to 1000 or more feet back.

Not really in either case. Who doesn't like a little control or power but neither are anything that define me. I have plenty of control and power 50-60 hours a week during my career and as the man of the house. Any stroke I display at this place is out of perceived necessity. I don't really get my jollies out of unfairly banning people. If that were even remotely true, you'd have been banned 100x and wouldn't have more than 20k posts here. Your deductive reasoning skills could use some polish, Clay.

It's not odd at all. We're both sensitive, caring people. We like to be treated like we treat others. That's not strange, odd, or even remotely unreasonable.

I dare you to try to stop me from merging.

You literally look down on people minding their own ****ing business in traffic.

I have in the past and got a dent in my truck then my buddy got some arrested after snapping off his blinker and beating him with it. Of course that was a long time ago but still a great memory other than my buddy getting arrested.

I acknowledge I'm not the only person on the road. I extend the courtesy I expect to people I expect it from. It's not like you're ever gonna catch me in the RH turn lane going straight with other open lanes. That's never going to happen. It's not hard to understand that there is probably going to be somebody who wishes to turn right behind you. Get out of the way. Not hard.

I'll let you in. I guarantee you're going to let me in as well.

None of your business to decide what lane anyone else should be in. Perhaps they have a turn coming up they don't want to miss. You are out of control.

Not really. We're talking about common courtesy here. I don't expect you to comprehend in the slightest.

Absolutely unbelievable. Another disgusting example of you attempting to impose your ill-gotten values on everyone and everything around you. I praise jesus that you never went into law enforcement. You'd be like CrazyCoffee with a god complex.

If you think that having common courtesy and expecting similar in return is a deplorable quality then I really have zero hope for you.

In any case, as a courtesy to others, I'm done sullying multiple threads in useless banter with you tonight.

You know what's a deplorable quality? Thinking you have any right to tell complete strangers how to behave. You should run for office and try to enforce your ill-gotten views a little harder. I'd vote for you, just to say I did.

When I get off work driving home .. There are two left turn lanes at this light...

I get in the right of the two lanes as right after I turn leftI am going to turn right at the very next light.

Everytime People fill up the left lane... then try to cut over 3 lanes to get to the right lane to make the turn at the light..... :banghead:

How dare you, egomaniac!

My head is almost as fat as yours

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That's one of mine as well PLUS....

People who drive slow in the left lane

People who step off the curb while texting or wheel their shopping cart straight into the drive area in front of my car without stopping or looking first

People who walk the full length down the center of a parking lot preventing any car from passing them

When someone has a large amount of groceries and when they get to pay, need to go through a 10 minute routine of opening and routing around for payment, finding the EXACT change, make sure every coupon is submitted, challenge a few items, and take forever to get the fuck out of the way!

Ordering food or dealing with customer service and have to repeat myself 10 times because the jerkoff I'm dealing with doesn't speak English!

Bartenders or waitresses who don't know how to ask if I need another drink and make me beg to get service.

People who take up two parking spots

:banghead:

A bunch a self-centered assholes! They make the whole process a clusterfuck

This...Especially when I'm walking my dog and have to do everything in my power to stop him from eating said dog without a leash...:mad:

Pepper spray? :shrug:

Very therapeutic thread.....mine are:

Taking the airline point a little further......idiots who believe that the baggage restrictions don't apply to them. It's not like it's new, and if you are a frequent traveler you should pretty well know all you are doing is pissing everyone off by thinking you are better than anyone else. One day I just want the attendants to take your extra luggage and place it under the plane wheels.

People who complain about the rudeness of others, but can't see it in themselves.

People who believe that 10 tablespoons of cologne or perfume is mandatory each day.

People who complain about kids, but forget they were kids themselves once also. I was sitting at a dinner social with the now-married son of a good friend. He was complaining about the lack of social manners of kids these days. I wanted to reach over and slap the crap out of him. He was the most unruly, obnoxious kid as a child and was twice the prack most kids are these days.

People who complain about the small things.



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I detest the people who are too damn lazy to walk the cart to the cart corral. And it isn't just the overweight people who won't do it, it seems to run the gamut of the prissy people who don't want to be seen pushing a cart. And just as bad is those who will push the cart and let it roll wherever never looking back to see if it hits a vehicle.


I hate the drive thru for several reasons, but the one that chaps me the most is the person who pulls up and starts reciting the whole menu in trying to decide what they want to buy. My wife is just as guilty of this as anyone and I refuse to go thru the drive thru with her anymore. If you are in the drive-thru lane you are pretty sure what you want, please don't take 5 minutes deciding what you want that day. And if you change your order AFTER you order be prepared to be rear-ended and pushed thru the window.

If you aren't careful, this one can get you an early exit visa from a company. Imagine replying about how much of a douche you think someone is for what they have said in an email chain, only to realize that you copied them in on it.

LMAO

I worked for a giant company years ago and that happened to some poor bastard. He had an X rated joke he intended to pass onto "a few friends" and things went terribly wrong.

He hit the reply all and thousands of people got his joke, from the CEO on down. The regional ended up saving his job, but there was a catch.

The guy had to get up in front of the entire company at the national meeting and not only apologize, but he had give a 30 minute lecture to thousands of people on how to be a PC and the error of his evil ways.

The poor bastard was up there stuttering and was sweating like a whore in church, he was in full panic mode. It was so bad that I seriously thought he was going to have a grabber and drop dead up on the stage.

You're obviously in line somewhere and somebody either gets reeeaaall close behind you or they start to slither in front of you. I want to say "if you try to cut in front of me I will cut your throat"

Wow....that's tough.

We all have the "stupid" moments at work where we wish we could have stopped ourselves. I once accidentally forgot I was leaving a voice message on the phone of our HR person. While I was talking I noticed that a team member I had an earlier counseling session with left me a "lovely" note on my desk telling me she quit. It was not your normal goodbye letter, including some personal insults that crossed the line. I had forgotten to end my voice message so my "that b****" was caught on the VM by the HR person.

Needless to say, I was called to the office and properly chastised. I don't blame the HR person for what she had to do, especially since she cut me some slack after reading the note.

But I had to complete an online course as a punishment...which really wasn't all that bad.

You wouldn't be the first one I fed the orange barrels too :thumb: