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vailpass 04-12-2012 11:59 AM

Christmas Tree farm

CHENZ A! 04-12-2012 12:06 PM

Build a water park with slides, wave pool, lazy river, and an adult pool with swim up bar.

CHENZ A! 04-12-2012 12:09 PM

Also put a basketball goal in the adult pool.

Monty 04-12-2012 12:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Stewie (Post 8536216)
Ironically, I have a 7-acre Christmas tree farm behind my house. It's owned by a neighbor. There's waaay more work than a month and a half of labor.

+1

I've been looking into this personally, and there is quite a bit more work than watering some trees once in a bit. With that being said, there is fairly good ROI assuming that you find the right market.

Rain Man 04-12-2012 12:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Inspector (Post 8536261)
Bury a bunch of Cadillacs nose first half in and half out of the ground.

I bet nobody has EVER thought of that!


You can't do something like that in this era of environmental concern.

You'd have to half-bury a bunch of Chevy Volts or Toyota Priuses.

TimeForWasp 04-12-2012 12:19 PM

Prairie dog town with old wood Saloon, hotel,brothel,blacksmith, Jail, fronts and charge to shoot them from a podium.

Rain Man 04-12-2012 12:22 PM

Cockroach and spider wildlife park. People could drive their cars through and see cockroaches and spiders from around the world. You could also open a campsite for those who wish to stay longer.

InChiefsHeaven 04-12-2012 12:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Dayze (Post 8536167)
me too. that would be sweet. hell, even if something like that was 2 hours away, I'd still go for a day.

Seriously, I can't believe that the "ranch" where the show is filmed doesn't just offer a week out there. They could charge a couple grand and you get to go out there and have the same types of competitions they have on the show. I guarantee guys would want to go out there for that. Me and my buddies would definitely want to go to something like that. Shit, this year they shot a fuggin' cannon! 50 cal rifles, classic pistols, axe throwing, bow and arrow...it would be awesome.

El Jefe 04-12-2012 12:38 PM

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Originally Posted by vailpass (Post 8536335)
Set Hawk's women to graze

LMAO ROFL LMAO

Dayze 04-12-2012 12:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vailpass (Post 8536335)
Set Hawk's women to graze

cruel LMAO.

I happen to like alot of the content in that thread. :harumph:

threebag 04-12-2012 12:46 PM

Meth Lab

NewChief 04-12-2012 12:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by threebag02 (Post 8536542)
Meth Lab

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Radar Chief 04-12-2012 12:55 PM

http://www.ksrockspark.com/

:shrug:

Edit: oh, 7 acres. Nevermind.

KCKID58 04-12-2012 01:33 PM

putt putt golf !!!!

loochy 04-12-2012 01:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vailpass (Post 8536335)
Set Hawk's women to graze

Dude he's only got 7 acres!

CHENZ A! 04-12-2012 02:14 PM

You should build a Jurassic Park!

NewChief 04-12-2012 02:35 PM

Anyone want to buy a house in Fayetteville?
http://www.fayettevilleflyer.com/201...e-is-for-sale/

Radar Chief 04-12-2012 02:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NewChief (Post 8536958)
Anyone want to buy a house in Fayetteville?
http://www.fayettevilleflyer.com/201...e-is-for-sale/

Damn, sweet pile of sticks he’s got going there.
Excuse me, that should be “had going there”.

NewChief 04-12-2012 03:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Radar Chief (Post 8537032)
Damn, sweet pile of sticks he’s got going there.
Excuse me, that should be “had going there”.

And I posted this in the wrong three. :banghead:

acesn8s 04-12-2012 04:55 PM

Plant a ticket oak.

Valiant 04-12-2012 04:59 PM

Have not read it all. But:

Grow hay.
Shooting range.
Indoor mushroom farm. Also outdoor.

Dr. Gigglepants 04-12-2012 05:08 PM

Spray it for ticks
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Rain Man 04-12-2012 05:14 PM

Two words: space elevator.

LiveSteam 04-12-2012 06:25 PM

I would build me a lil 4-3/4 gauge railroad. No doubt about it.

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Okie_Apparition 04-12-2012 06:28 PM

Snapping turtle farm
you love it long time

Tombstone RJ 04-12-2012 06:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Holladay (Post 8535530)
CP-no whore houses, wife wouldn't like it and no pigs, hog farmer wounldn't like it (no pig semen for me)

Since the horses died 3 yrs ago, its been used for broumgh grass. We make about $200 after fertilzer etc.

From another thread, use 1/2 acre for 4wd R/C cars for fun. Use the other "strip" for R/C landing zone.

The rest ..what about making a Paint Ball Areana? Build some burms, some rough cinder block buildings, 55g barrels around, dig ditches, throw in some big logs??

Gotta do something with the land. And no, a dumb city boy, no cattle!!

Need to do something with the land to make some money.

thoughts?

And Ostrigas/lammas/organic gardens/vinyard/whorehouses/and pigs are out too:) All are too much work.

Paint ball fights/plane landings/4wd cars are not.

Other genious ideas?

Outta have Rainman make a poll.

btw, WHOOT over 400 posts in 12 years! Go Chiefs!

two words: medical marijuana o:-)

Kyle DeLexus 04-12-2012 06:46 PM

Build a Jousting arena and cash in on the Full Metal Jousting craze.

Okie_Apparition 04-12-2012 06:55 PM

I've only heard Christmas tree farmers bitch about all the work it takes to shape the tree
then again they're farmers so bitching is part of the job discription

arrwheader 04-12-2012 07:24 PM

Erect a 40 ft high statue of Tyler Palko, people from all around will come to admire his great hair and unsuccessful/success story of playing in the NFL and being used as the toilet handle that ultimately flushed Todd Haley and the rest of the shit down the toilet

mikeyis4dcats. 04-12-2012 07:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Okie_Apparition (Post 8537473)
I've only heard Christmas tree farmers bitch about all the work it takes to shape the tree
then again they're farmers so bitching is part of the job discription

it also takes something like 7 years to have a crop

LiveSteam 04-12-2012 08:46 PM

http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphot...99179827_n.jpg


7 acres of fun fun fun

threebag 04-12-2012 08:54 PM

http://www.damnlol.com/i/a11b879fe8e...759f05e19c.jpg

acesn8s 04-13-2012 04:23 AM

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Originally Posted by threebag02 (Post 8537690)

Is that a picture of the Earth's vagina?

LiveSteam 04-13-2012 07:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by acesn8s (Post 8537982)
Is that a picture of the Earth's vagina?

NO. Its a pic of BucEyedPea in her bat cave

Earthling 04-13-2012 09:20 AM

I guess there really IS a reason they call it Mother Earth. (Needs to see a Doc about that yeast infection though..)

seclark 04-13-2012 09:45 AM

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Originally Posted by mikeyis4dcats. (Post 8537542)
it also takes something like 7 years to have a crop

and one hail storm can knock the shit out of the whole thing.
i know a family that has one, and it's very time consuming.
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