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on cue, cassel's cock jockey shows up.... i don't even know how you type with your eyes glazed shut this thread is priceless |
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it's sir DroolsMower |
One thing I will say about Cassel is worked under a despicable OC/HC last year.
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No choice but to root for shit.
But shit sucks out the enthusiasm and dampens optimism towards the season. Oh well. At least he sets realistic expectations. With Cassel Chiefs are 7-9, 8-8. |
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You are excited about the season...You are just trying to fit in with the other dipshits. |
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But that's about it. No hopes. Unless something miraculous happens l, like Stanzi or Quinn come in and light it up but that is a long shot. |
I am really not looking forward to having to watch this guy play again this season.
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People like you are ****ing laughable. You'd rather 'be right' about him sucking than actually root for him to have a good season. **** you and everyone like you. |
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I don't care if he's a good dude.
If Aaron Rodgers was a ****ing douchebag, I'd still love him if he were winning SBs here. If Matt Cassel was a wife-beating deadbeat who owed $100,000 in child support, I'd love him if he were an elite QB winning SBs. |
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if Cassel turned it around and did it i'm man enough to admit i was wrong. |
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**** it, I know I have overused this gif, but it definately fits for this thread.
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y28...indow_Fall.gif |
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Funny, hating Matt Cassel is about the easiest thing I've ever done. It comes as naturally to me as eating or shitting.
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My rep is hysterical.
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You won't root for him in the tough times, because you are a pussy. http://i48.tinypic.com/opv8ea.jpg |
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wonder who did the teams laundry for those games? :D |
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If you could combine his talent with Cassel's heart and work ethic, you'd have one hell of a QB. |
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As far as excitement that they might make some history? None. |
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So that's where all those missing dirty jock straps went.... Ahhh |
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COme on man...has to be greater than 'none'..... YOURE the fraud now. |
Cassel sucks, but that's not going to stop me from hoping this team succeds in a big way. This team is ****ing loaded and if Matty can come close to 2010 without shitting his pants, I think they can make some noise this year. I want a real QB just like the rest of you, but he's our guy for now. All we can do is hope for the best
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The Chiefs last 7 games are VERY generous.
Bengals-Tough but we play at home. QB's struggle here their first time. Broncos-Playing at home again is a huge advantage Panthers-See Bengals @Browns-They suck and aren't established at all @Raiders-We OWN them in their house. Won 9 of last 10 there and the 1 loss was in OT. Colts-See Browns @Broncos-Only hard game that we should lose. I can see us going rolling to a 3 game winning streak against the Browns, Raiders and Colts and head into Denver with confidence. It's all gonna depend on how this team does in the first 5 weeks. If this team is 3-3 going into the bye, that should be considered a win. |
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Of course there's a chance that he will break Dawson's team record. Even on a run oriented team in this era, that 354 pass attempts would only be 3/4 season's work. As for winning a playoff game, there's no chance that we win one as the result of Cassel's efforts. |
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I'm not afraid of the Jets either. Dirty Sanchez sucks. |
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Bold = False statements/lies/misgivings/less-than-half truths Red = Debatable statements that need more information or clarification; very likely false statements Blue = HOLY **** ARE YOU EVER ****ING WRONG ABOUT THIS |
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Matt Cassel is 1-9 against playoff teams as our QB. He is not going to beat anyone in the playoffs. Ever. And he is never going to approach that record, because 2010 is going to be THE statistical outlier for his career. We probably won't even make the playoffs. He sucks against good teams. We play alot of 'em. |
Tony Gonzalez was a douche in person, but I loved him nevertheless and I ****ing hate D-bags. Cassel is an overpaid, piece of crap at QB that's entitled to his position because he gives pioli the best blow jobs.
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And in games where he has 3 INT's and right around 100 yards, he tells the press he graded out perfect. Once in a while you kick out some really good threads that make a guy step back and think about things. This ain't one of them. |
Have you ever been able to prove that Cassel sticks up for his teammates, Direckshun?
When has he ever taken a bullet for the team? When has he ever said, "It was my fault" when we lost on a stupid fumble or missed assignment on defense? When Robert E Lee got trounced at Gettysburg, did he say to his men, "Guys, we all need to do a better job. We can't win this war without each other, so everybody needs to try harder and work harder." Do you have any evidence for this Baldwin story? I've heard not one single report about this bullshit. One need only look to his bullshit when the going gets tough. Throw 4 INTs and are the main goat of a crap loss? "I graded out perfectly." Put up YPG averages worse than JaMarcus Russell for a season and shit your pants against Tim Tebow and Matt Moore? "To be honest when you talk about Peyton Manning and Philip Rivers, I feel like I'm already there." Get even a LIIIITTLE bit of criticism placed on you by a reporter for the team's shortcomings? "This is a team game, and we win and lose as a team." Some leader. If he were a military officer, his guys would have mutinied on his ass a loooong time ago |
I was officially OFF the Matt Cassel super-fun, action-packed, happy bandwagon when he shit himself in back-to-back games against the Dolphins and Broncos at home last season. The Chiefs battled back from an 0-3 hole to 4-3 and then he lays those two stink bombs.
That said, he's still the Chiefs quarterback and I'll hope he does well along with any other Chiefs player. I'm not so full of spite to the point that I want the team to suffer just to oust the QB. I still want KC to do well this season to the chagrin of many on this board... ...but yeah, I'm all for Stanzi getting a look. I'm more amped for this preseason than any in recent memory simply because of that. |
Ill root for castle, hope his new improved release magically turns him into a good player, but only till he loses us a game..
Im giving it till week 2.. |
I hope Matt Cassel leads the Chiefs to a Super Bowl win in the same way I hope that Bill Gates knocks on my door and hands me $100M.
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Good post Direckshun. That video (well most of it) really gets me pumped for some football.
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I don't know Matt Cassel. I've never met Matt Cassel. In all honesty, I have no desire or intention to ever meet Matt Cassel.
All that I know about Matt Cassel comes from watching the Chiefs on Sunday and reading his quotes in the press. Those two factors alone give me an infinite amount of reasons to dislike Matt Cassel. |
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LOYAL TO THE CAUSE FREEEEDOM http://uranus.ckt.net/~gochiefs/The%...0%20Battle.gif |
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thats a nice retort. |
That's your one-stop shop for Cassel debates this year.
Anyone defends that clown, you feel free to copypasta that atom bomb of Cassel death. |
I hope Cassel does have a season like 2010 this year, along with a playoff win or two. This place would explode and Clayton's spin job would be EPIC
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You think I'd need to spin that? And you bet this place would explode. With RAGE. |
My source says that all things being equal Stanzi would be the starter. That being said Cassel didn't have a pot to piss in year 1. Year 2 he's a Pro Bowler, Chiefs win the division and Weis is the OC. Year 3 was a cluster**** from jump street. Maybe this could be a big year for him? After all Daboll came in here with Matt Moore and lit the joint up last season.
I'm just glad Palko is gone. One more thing. Calm down, Clayton, you freakin' drama queen. |
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I don't want to wish an injury on anyone but a career ender on Cassel would be the best thing for the chiefs franchise.
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But I can guarantee you, the odds of him all of a sudden "getting it" like that having started 4 seasons at age 30 are remote. Super small. Minute. Tiny. How many QBs hold the clipboard for the first few years of their career, finally get an opportunity to start, then suck for 4 years, and then just out of nowhere become super ****ing great franchise-level? I'm trying to think, seriously. Rich Gannon is the closest, but he had a far better foundation and skills in place when he first started playing games in the regular season than Cassel. I'm digging back and coming up with names like Elvis Grbac and Jeff George (dude was pretty ****ing close to taking the Vikings to the Super Bowl). And that's not quite what we as Chiefs fans have in mind, I'm sure. |
I wish for it every night.
"Now I lay me down to sleep I pray the lord my team to keep If Cassel dies before I wake Come morn I'll have a protein shake." |
Jake Delhomme. That's a good guy to point to.
I liked Jake Delhomme a lot. If Matt can be in-his-prime Jake Delhomme this year, I'll take it. Again, though. Not. Likely. |
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Pawn don't be jealous because your source is WPI.
Clayton, I appreciate your passion but if Dilfer, Hostetler and Rypien can win a Super Bowl so can Cassel. This roster is loaded with talent for the first time since the 90's let see what happens. |
LOL was this thread really necessary? You know what this would turn into. I call troll thread.
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http://derper.com/images/derp/Herp_Derp.jpg I hate to break this to you, ponyboy, but if all things were equal you would have a bigger dick, better weed and more pussy to ****. But you don't. |
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I also said that the case was with him winning a playoff game or two. |
If he completes 58 percent of his passes for 200 yards a game, we aren't winning shit, division titles and playoff games included.
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Do you kiss your mom with that mouth? |
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He says all the right things, kisses all the right hind ends but when the game is on the line have you ever noticed the amount of sweat he produces?
He gets nervous and in the NFL you have to be able to threaten teams deep and he can't. The Ravens rolled their coverage up and ignored the deep ball and crushed us. The following year every other team did the same. You have to complete more than %25 of your passes over 20 yards. I don't care if our QB is married to Fat Bastard if he plays like Tom Brady or Joe Montana. |
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