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BoneKrusher 07-28-2012 07:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Pawnmower (Post 8774883)
I'll be mocking you when it does happen, you wont be fit to ride bitch let alone be driving, loser.

aint gonna happen, because Cassel is THE PATHETIC.loser

Cheater5 07-28-2012 07:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 8774871)
I'm rooting for him. I have no choice...

I agree with you. Expect the worst but hope for the best. He's not going anywhere unless he's carted off the field. And then, with a flourish we'll just sign some dirtbag like Ken Dorsey.

Ming the Merciless 07-28-2012 07:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Cassel's Reckoning (Post 8774885)

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Uds6sUFyKF...1600/brown.jpg

the Talking Can 07-28-2012 07:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Pawnmower (Post 8774862)
If cassel plays even reasonably well, there is going to be a lot of butthurt morons to laugh at in 2012.

I for one am very excited.

hilarious

on cue, cassel's cock jockey shows up....

i don't even know how you type with your eyes glazed shut

this thread is priceless

BoneKrusher 07-28-2012 07:34 PM

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Originally Posted by the Talking Can (Post 8774890)
hilarious

on cue, cassel's cock jockey shows up....

i don't even know how you type with your eyes glazed shut

this thread is priceless

:D
it's sir DroolsMower

Al Bundy 07-28-2012 07:36 PM

One thing I will say about Cassel is worked under a despicable OC/HC last year.

bricks 07-28-2012 07:36 PM

No choice but to root for shit.

But shit sucks out the enthusiasm and dampens optimism towards the season.

Oh well. At least he sets realistic expectations. With Cassel Chiefs are 7-9, 8-8.

Al Bundy 07-28-2012 07:37 PM

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Originally Posted by BoneKrusher (Post 8774886)
aint gonna happen, because Cassel is THE PATHETIC.loser

I wouldn't go that far.. Elvis ****ing Grbac was a pathetic loser. Steve Bono was a pathetic loser.

BoneKrusher 07-28-2012 07:38 PM

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Originally Posted by bricks (Post 8774898)
No choice but to root for shit.

But shit sucks out the enthusiasm and dampens optimism towards the season.

Oh well. At least he sets realistic expectations. With Cassel Chiefs are 7-9, 8-8.

yep, its really hard to get excited about the season.

BoneKrusher 07-28-2012 07:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Al Bundy (Post 8774899)
I wouldn't go that far.. Elvis ****ing Grbac was a pathetic loser. Steve Bono was a pathetic loser.

Cassel belongs in the crowd you mentioned based on games i've seen him play.

Ming the Merciless 07-28-2012 07:41 PM

I heard and smelled fart wind, must have been Ass in a Can:


http://i54.tinypic.com/15nubdy.jpg

Al Bundy 07-28-2012 07:42 PM

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Originally Posted by BoneKrusher (Post 8774901)
Cassel belongs in the crowd you mentioned based on games i've seen him play.

Not a chance man. Those guys were complete turds on and off the field.

Ming the Merciless 07-28-2012 07:42 PM

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Originally Posted by BoneKrusher (Post 8774900)
yep, its really hard to get excited about the season.

Thats because you are a complete pussy dipshit, and really not honest.

You are excited about the season...You are just trying to fit in with the other dipshits.

BoneKrusher 07-28-2012 07:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Al Bundy (Post 8774903)
Not a chance man. Those guys were complete turds on and off the field.

never met them off the field just watched the KC Games but they sucked ass no doubt.

bricks 07-28-2012 07:44 PM

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Originally Posted by BoneKrusher (Post 8774900)
yep, its really hard to get excited about the season.

There are some things I look forward to watching like Charles coming back and helping the running game. Watching the defense play solid again and having Berry back will be fun to watch. Ill be looking at how Poe develops during the season.

But that's about it. No hopes. Unless something miraculous happens l, like Stanzi or Quinn come in and light it up but that is a long shot.

Art Vader 07-28-2012 07:45 PM

I am really not looking forward to having to watch this guy play again this season.

BoneKrusher 07-28-2012 07:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pawnmower (Post 8774905)
Thats because you are a complete pussy dipshit, and really not honest.

You are excited about the season...You are just trying to fit in with the other dipshits.

i've had Cassel pegged as a "shit you pants QB" since the day he was traded for, there's several members here that will tell you that who know me from another forum.

Ming the Merciless 07-28-2012 07:47 PM

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Originally Posted by BoneKrusher (Post 8774912)
i've had Cassel pegged as a "shit you pants QB" since the day he was traded for, there's several members here that will tell you that who know me from another forum.

Yesof course that gives you total justification for not being excited for the season, so that "you can be right".

People like you are ****ing laughable.

You'd rather 'be right' about him sucking than actually root for him to have a good season.

**** you and everyone like you.

Al Bundy 07-28-2012 07:47 PM

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Originally Posted by BoneKrusher (Post 8774906)
never met them off the field just watched the KC Games but they sucked ass no doubt.

They were way worse on the field and even worse off of it. Cassel is not the savior but, he isn't a pathetic loser.

BoneKrusher 07-28-2012 07:47 PM

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Originally Posted by bricks (Post 8774907)
There are some things I look forward to watching like Charles coming back and helping the running game. Watching the defense play solid again and having Berry back will be fun to watch. Ill be looking at how Poe develops during the season.

But that's about it. No hopes. Unless something miraculous happens l, like Stanzi or Quinn come in and light it up but that is a long shot.

for sure, i wanna see Tamba lead the league in sacks, Jamaal lead in Rushing and things like that but as far a counting on Cassel, Never.

Frankie 07-28-2012 07:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Direckshun (Post 8774753)
I am in full pro-Cassel mode, people.

I talked to your doctor. Good news! There is a cure for this malady. It's callen Rickicillin.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cassel's Reckoning (Post 8774757)

DAMN! their children have no chance at a normal chin! :eek:

BigMeatballDave 07-28-2012 07:50 PM

I don't care if he's a good dude.

If Aaron Rodgers was a ****ing douchebag, I'd still love him if he were winning SBs here.

If Matt Cassel was a wife-beating deadbeat who owed $100,000 in child support, I'd love him if he were an elite QB winning SBs.

BoneKrusher 07-28-2012 07:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Pawnmower (Post 8774914)
Yesof course that gives you total justification for not being excited for the season, so that "you can be right".

People like you are ****ing laughable.

You'd rather 'be right' about him sucking than actually root for him to have a good season.

**** you and everyone like you.

you're wrong here, i would love nothing more than to see the Chiefs win a playoff game. been waiting since 93.
if Cassel turned it around and did it i'm man enough to admit i was wrong.

Brock 07-28-2012 07:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Al Bundy (Post 8774915)
They were way worse on the field and even worse off of it. Cassel is not the savior but, he isn't a pathetic loser.

nice attempt at rewriting history.

notorious 07-28-2012 07:54 PM

**** it, I know I have overused this gif, but it definately fits for this thread.

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y28...indow_Fall.gif

BoneKrusher 07-28-2012 07:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Al Bundy (Post 8774915)
They were way worse on the field and even worse off of it. Cassel is not the savior but, he isn't a pathetic loser.

i just have no faith in Cassel to lead this team, none at all. maybe Pathetic loser was too strong of a word to use.

Sannyasi 07-28-2012 07:58 PM

Funny, hating Matt Cassel is about the easiest thing I've ever done. It comes as naturally to me as eating or shitting.

Direckshun 07-28-2012 08:00 PM

My rep is hysterical.

Ming the Merciless 07-28-2012 08:02 PM

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Originally Posted by BoneKrusher (Post 8774923)
you're wrong here,

Nah,I'm right. You are just a bandwagon fan who will 'admit they are wrong' and jump on the bandwagon when success happens.

You won't root for him in the tough times, because you are a pussy.

http://i48.tinypic.com/opv8ea.jpg

BoneKrusher 07-28-2012 08:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Pawnmower (Post 8774942)
Nah,I'm right. You are just a bandwagon fan who will 'admit they are wrong' and jump on the bandwagon when success happens.

You won't root for him in the tough times, because you are a pussy.

http://i48.tinypic.com/opv8ea.jpg

i don't consider the Bills and Dolphins games from last season to be hard games, he shit his pants bigtime.

wonder who did the teams laundry for those games? :D

milkman 07-28-2012 08:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Al Bundy (Post 8774899)
I wouldn't go that far.. Elvis ****ing Grbac was a pathetic loser. Steve Bono was a pathetic loser.

GrBac had a shit ton of natural talent.

If you could combine his talent with Cassel's heart and work ethic, you'd have one hell of a QB.

Hammock Parties 07-28-2012 08:19 PM

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Originally Posted by BoneKrusher (Post 8774900)
yep, its really hard to get excited about the season.

I get excited to see my Chiefs play.

As far as excitement that they might make some history?

None.

Ming the Merciless 07-28-2012 08:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoneKrusher (Post 8774951)
wonder who did the teams laundry for those games? :D

Did you???

So that's where all those missing dirty jock straps went....

Ahhh

CoMoChief 07-28-2012 08:20 PM

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Ming the Merciless 07-28-2012 08:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Cassel's Reckoning (Post 8774961)
I get excited to see my Chiefs play.

As far as excitement that they might make some history?

None.

No chance we win 1 playoff game this season? No chance Matt Cassel breaks Lenny D's record?

COme on man...has to be greater than 'none'.....

YOURE the fraud now.

FlaChief58 07-28-2012 08:22 PM

Cassel sucks, but that's not going to stop me from hoping this team succeds in a big way. This team is ****ing loaded and if Matty can come close to 2010 without shitting his pants, I think they can make some noise this year. I want a real QB just like the rest of you, but he's our guy for now. All we can do is hope for the best

RunKC 07-28-2012 08:28 PM

The Chiefs last 7 games are VERY generous.

Bengals-Tough but we play at home. QB's struggle here their first time.
Broncos-Playing at home again is a huge advantage
Panthers-See Bengals
@Browns-They suck and aren't established at all
@Raiders-We OWN them in their house. Won 9 of last 10 there and the 1 loss was in OT.
Colts-See Browns
@Broncos-Only hard game that we should lose.

I can see us going rolling to a 3 game winning streak against the Browns, Raiders and Colts and head into Denver with confidence.

It's all gonna depend on how this team does in the first 5 weeks. If this team is 3-3 going into the bye, that should be considered a win.

-King- 07-28-2012 08:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Pawnmower (Post 8774905)
Thats because you are a complete pussy dipshit, and really not honest.

You are excited about the season...You are just trying to fit in with the other dipshits.

This.
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milkman 07-28-2012 08:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pawnmower (Post 8774966)
No chance we win 1 playoff game this season? No chance Matt Cassel breaks Lenny D's record?

COme on man...has to be greater than 'none'.....

YOURE the fraud now.

You realize that Dawson never attempted more that 354 passes in a season, right?

Of course there's a chance that he will break Dawson's team record.

Even on a run oriented team in this era, that 354 pass attempts would only be 3/4 season's work.

As for winning a playoff game, there's no chance that we win one as the result of Cassel's efforts.

RunKC 07-28-2012 08:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by milkman (Post 8774977)
You realize that Dawson never attempted more that 206 passes in a season, right?

Of course there's a chance that he will break Dawson's team record.

Even on a run oriented team in this era, that 206 pass attempts would only be half a season's work.

As for winning a playoff game, there's no chance that we win one as the result of Cassel's efforts.

I think we could if we play the right team. If a team like the Bengals, Chargers, Bills (if they somehow made it like everyone thinks came into Arrowhead I think we could win.

I'm not afraid of the Jets either. Dirty Sanchez sucks.

milkman 07-28-2012 08:43 PM

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Originally Posted by RunKC (Post 8774986)
I think we could if we play the right team. If a team like the Bengals, Chargers, Bills (if they somehow made it like everyone thinks came into Arrowhead I think we could win.

I'm not afraid of the Jets either. Dirty Sanchez sucks.

I'm saying that a win by the Chiefs in the playoffs, should it happen, would not be because of Cassel.

RunKC 07-28-2012 08:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by milkman (Post 8774990)
I'm saying that a win by the Chiefs in the playoffs, should it happen, would not be because of Cassel.

I agree 100%

RealSNR 07-28-2012 08:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Direckshun (Post 8774745)
I can't help it. He is everything I like in a quarterback other than his inability to be consistently really, really good.

Kind of a ****ed up thing to say. But he's such a good representative for this team. He blocks when run plays swing around, and blocks really, really enthusiastically for a QB. He sticks up for all his teammates, and has never thrown them under a bus. He's got occasional throws when his protection is strong that do genuinely look like brilliant darts into the chest of a receiver.

He's not a drama queen, doesn't crave attention. Gives his time up for charity, married to a camera shy college sweetheart who as it turns out is the leggiest brunette this side of the Atlantic.

He's really fiery, even having that awesome exchange of words with Haley last year. He'll get in a fight, even a physical fight for the guys in red. He ****s around with his teammates on the sidelines and knows the playbook like a mother****er.

Sure, he's got the beta-male thing going on, but he's not flawless.

And we all know it: if Matt Cassel was even a pretty good Pro Bowl talent, he'd be your favorite Chief.

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At 4:50, and at 5:14, two examples of Cassel putting his body out there for a teammate, in this case Jamaal Charles.

Seriously, folks. He's done nothing wrong but work his ass off for this team, do everything it takes to win, and be physically limited in what he can do.

He was one of the reasons Baldwin was able to turn it around decently last year. Cassel and Baldwin were BFFs in the preseason, and when the whole locker room could have turned on Baldwin after the Thomas Jones debacle, I'm willing to bet the first thing Cassel did in Baldwin's first practice back was throw him the ball. Cassel might have been the life saver around Baldwin's locker room rep.

I can understand being frustrated with Cassel. I know you all are too. But there is no reason to do anything but just hope the guy gets better.

Because he's a really ****ing good dude, and a decent quarterback. He's been good to this franchise in a lot of ways, and if he was better on the field you guys wouldn't be able to stop sucking him off.

We're all hoping Stanzi gets a shot this year, and I've been consistently mocking QBs to the Chiefs in round 1 next year.
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I color coded your post to make for easy critique.

Bold = False statements/lies/misgivings/less-than-half truths
Red = Debatable statements that need more information or clarification; very likely false statements
Blue = HOLY **** ARE YOU EVER ****ING WRONG ABOUT THIS

Hammock Parties 07-28-2012 09:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pawnmower (Post 8774966)
No chance we win 1 playoff game this season? No chance Matt Cassel breaks Lenny D's record?

COme on man...has to be greater than 'none'.....

YOURE the fraud now.

No, there is no chance.

Matt Cassel is 1-9 against playoff teams as our QB.

He is not going to beat anyone in the playoffs. Ever.

And he is never going to approach that record, because 2010 is going to be THE statistical outlier for his career.

We probably won't even make the playoffs. He sucks against good teams. We play alot of 'em.

Bump 07-28-2012 09:08 PM

Tony Gonzalez was a douche in person, but I loved him nevertheless and I ****ing hate D-bags. Cassel is an overpaid, piece of crap at QB that's entitled to his position because he gives pioli the best blow jobs.

Coogs 07-28-2012 09:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Direckshun (Post 8774745)
I can't help it. He is everything I like in a quarterback other than his inability to be consistently really, really good.

Don't you have to be really, really good once before you can ever talk about being consistent? His best game as a Chief stat wise was probably the game against Denver in Denver a couple of years ago. 400 yards and 4 TD's, 0 INT's. Pretty good numbers. One small problem... we were down 35-0 before he made a mark in the game.

And in games where he has 3 INT's and right around 100 yards, he tells the press he graded out perfect.

Once in a while you kick out some really good threads that make a guy step back and think about things.

This ain't one of them.

RealSNR 07-28-2012 09:14 PM

Have you ever been able to prove that Cassel sticks up for his teammates, Direckshun?

When has he ever taken a bullet for the team? When has he ever said, "It was my fault" when we lost on a stupid fumble or missed assignment on defense? When Robert E Lee got trounced at Gettysburg, did he say to his men, "Guys, we all need to do a better job. We can't win this war without each other, so everybody needs to try harder and work harder."

Do you have any evidence for this Baldwin story? I've heard not one single report about this bullshit.

One need only look to his bullshit when the going gets tough. Throw 4 INTs and are the main goat of a crap loss? "I graded out perfectly." Put up YPG averages worse than JaMarcus Russell for a season and shit your pants against Tim Tebow and Matt Moore? "To be honest when you talk about Peyton Manning and Philip Rivers, I feel like I'm already there." Get even a LIIIITTLE bit of criticism placed on you by a reporter for the team's shortcomings? "This is a team game, and we win and lose as a team."

Some leader. If he were a military officer, his guys would have mutinied on his ass a loooong time ago

MMXcalibur 07-28-2012 09:21 PM

I was officially OFF the Matt Cassel super-fun, action-packed, happy bandwagon when he shit himself in back-to-back games against the Dolphins and Broncos at home last season. The Chiefs battled back from an 0-3 hole to 4-3 and then he lays those two stink bombs.

That said, he's still the Chiefs quarterback and I'll hope he does well along with any other Chiefs player. I'm not so full of spite to the point that I want the team to suffer just to oust the QB. I still want KC to do well this season to the chagrin of many on this board...

...but yeah, I'm all for Stanzi getting a look. I'm more amped for this preseason than any in recent memory simply because of that.

Chiefs=Champions 07-28-2012 09:25 PM

Ill root for castle, hope his new improved release magically turns him into a good player, but only till he loses us a game..

Im giving it till week 2..

cdcox 07-28-2012 09:40 PM

I hope Matt Cassel leads the Chiefs to a Super Bowl win in the same way I hope that Bill Gates knocks on my door and hands me $100M.

DaneMcCloud 07-28-2012 09:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cdcox (Post 8775047)
I hope Matt Cassel leads the Chiefs to a Super Bowl win in the same way I hope that Bill Gates knocks on my door and hands me $100M.

When you see Bill, please send him my way.

:D

kysirsoze 07-28-2012 09:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cdcox (Post 8775047)
I hope Matt Cassel leads the Chiefs to a Super Bowl win in the same way I hope that Bill Gates knocks on my door and hands me $100M.

Nailed it.

TLO 07-28-2012 10:02 PM

Good post Direckshun. That video (well most of it) really gets me pumped for some football.

DaneMcCloud 07-28-2012 10:05 PM

I don't know Matt Cassel. I've never met Matt Cassel. In all honesty, I have no desire or intention to ever meet Matt Cassel.

All that I know about Matt Cassel comes from watching the Chiefs on Sunday and reading his quotes in the press. Those two factors alone give me an infinite amount of reasons to dislike Matt Cassel.

Hammock Parties 07-28-2012 10:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SNR (Post 8775020)
Have you ever been able to prove that Cassel sticks up for his teammates, Direckshun?

When has he ever taken a bullet for the team? When has he ever said, "It was my fault" when we lost on a stupid fumble or missed assignment on defense? When Robert E Lee got trounced at Gettysburg, did he say to his men, "Guys, we all need to do a better job. We can't win this war without each other, so everybody needs to try harder and work harder."

Do you have any evidence for this Baldwin story? I've heard not one single report about this bullshit.

One need only look to his bullshit when the going gets tough. Throw 4 INTs and are the main goat of a crap loss? "I graded out perfectly." Put up YPG averages worse than JaMarcus Russell for a season and shit your pants against Tim Tebow and Matt Moore? "To be honest when you talk about Peyton Manning and Philip Rivers, I feel like I'm already there." Get even a LIIIITTLE bit of criticism placed on you by a reporter for the team's shortcomings? "This is a team game, and we win and lose as a team."

Some leader. If he were a military officer, his guys would have mutinied on his ass a loooong time ago

THIS MAN IS A TRUE PATRIOT

LOYAL TO THE CAUSE

FREEEEDOM

http://uranus.ckt.net/~gochiefs/The%...0%20Battle.gif

cdcox 07-28-2012 10:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cassel's Reckoning (Post 8775094)
THIS MAN IS A TRUE PATRIOT

LOYAL TO THE CAUSE

FREEEEDOM

http://uranus.ckt.net/~gochiefs/The%...0%20Battle.gif

Gibson runs a good route, but there is no way Cassel can get him the ball that deep.

FlaChief58 07-28-2012 10:41 PM

:LOL:

Easy 6 07-28-2012 10:51 PM

ROFL

thats a nice retort.

Hammock Parties 07-28-2012 10:53 PM

That's your one-stop shop for Cassel debates this year.

Anyone defends that clown, you feel free to copypasta that atom bomb of Cassel death.

RunKC 07-28-2012 10:57 PM

I hope Cassel does have a season like 2010 this year, along with a playoff win or two. This place would explode and Clayton's spin job would be EPIC

Hammock Parties 07-28-2012 11:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RunKC (Post 8775122)
I hope Cassel does have a season like 2010 this year, along with a playoff win or two. This place would explode and Clayton's spin job would be EPIC

A season where he rides everyone else's coattails, posts shit numbers likes 3200 yards and 58 percent, and sucks a giant satanic cock in the playoffs?

You think I'd need to spin that?

And you bet this place would explode. With RAGE.

Sfeihc 07-28-2012 11:20 PM

My source says that all things being equal Stanzi would be the starter. That being said Cassel didn't have a pot to piss in year 1. Year 2 he's a Pro Bowler, Chiefs win the division and Weis is the OC. Year 3 was a cluster**** from jump street. Maybe this could be a big year for him? After all Daboll came in here with Matt Moore and lit the joint up last season.
I'm just glad Palko is gone.
One more thing. Calm down, Clayton, you freakin' drama queen.

Ming the Merciless 07-28-2012 11:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sfeihc (Post 8775146)
My source says that all things being equal Stanzi would be the starter.

http://www.spankthellama.com/hashbro...d+reaction.jpg

ChiefsCountry 07-28-2012 11:26 PM

I don't want to wish an injury on anyone but a career ender on Cassel would be the best thing for the chiefs franchise.
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Ming the Merciless 07-28-2012 11:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChiefsCountry (Post 8775151)
I don't want to wish an injury on anyone but a career ender on Cassel would be the best thing for the chiefs franchise.
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yes you do, because you are a pea brained spoiled brat moron. Not only that, you have a shitty life so you have to wish ill on others. Even a ****ing reerun doesnt wish injury on the OTHER team...but guess what, you just weren't raised right.

RealSNR 07-28-2012 11:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RunKC (Post 8775122)
I hope Cassel does have a season like 2010 this year, along with a playoff win or two. This place would explode and Clayton's spin job would be EPIC

Do I hope his game takes a complete 180 this year and he's actually really really good? And by really really good I mean not like his "Only play well against shit defenses" 2010 self. I mean like a kind of Cassel not even his supporters believed he could become. Do I hope he's that kind of QB? **** yes.

But I can guarantee you, the odds of him all of a sudden "getting it" like that having started 4 seasons at age 30 are remote. Super small. Minute. Tiny. How many QBs hold the clipboard for the first few years of their career, finally get an opportunity to start, then suck for 4 years, and then just out of nowhere become super ****ing great franchise-level? I'm trying to think, seriously. Rich Gannon is the closest, but he had a far better foundation and skills in place when he first started playing games in the regular season than Cassel. I'm digging back and coming up with names like Elvis Grbac and Jeff George (dude was pretty ****ing close to taking the Vikings to the Super Bowl). And that's not quite what we as Chiefs fans have in mind, I'm sure.

Hammock Parties 07-28-2012 11:34 PM

I wish for it every night.

"Now I lay me down to sleep

I pray the lord my team to keep

If Cassel dies before I wake

Come morn I'll have a protein shake."

RealSNR 07-28-2012 11:35 PM

Jake Delhomme. That's a good guy to point to.

I liked Jake Delhomme a lot. If Matt can be in-his-prime Jake Delhomme this year, I'll take it.

Again, though. Not. Likely.

Hammock Parties 07-28-2012 11:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sfeihc (Post 8775146)
One more thing. Calm down, Clayton, you freakin' drama queen.

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Sfeihc 07-28-2012 11:48 PM

Pawn don't be jealous because your source is WPI.

Clayton, I appreciate your passion but if Dilfer, Hostetler and Rypien can win a Super Bowl so can Cassel. This roster is loaded with talent for the first time since the 90's let see what happens.

Setsuna 07-28-2012 11:48 PM

LOL was this thread really necessary? You know what this would turn into. I call troll thread.

Hammock Parties 07-28-2012 11:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sfeihc (Post 8775194)
if Dilfer, Hostetler and Rypien can win a Super Bowl so can Cassel.

http://i46.tinypic.com/4qnc5j.jpg

Ming the Merciless 07-28-2012 11:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sfeihc (Post 8775194)
Pawn don't be jealous because your source is WPI.

Says the fool who claims to 'have a source' that toldhim "if everything was equal, Stanzi would be starter"

http://derper.com/images/derp/Herp_Derp.jpg

I hate to break this to you, ponyboy, but if all things were equal you would have a bigger dick, better weed and more pussy to ****.

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RunKC 07-29-2012 12:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cassel's Reckoning (Post 8775131)
A season where he rides everyone else's coattails, posts shit numbers likes 3200 yards and 58 percent, and sucks a giant satanic cock in the playoffs?

You think I'd need to spin that?

And you bet this place would explode. With RAGE.

If he has 27 TD's to 7 INT's and 3,200 yards with this schedule, this team makes the playoffs easily.

I also said that the case was with him winning a playoff game or two.

Hammock Parties 07-29-2012 12:05 AM

If he completes 58 percent of his passes for 200 yards a game, we aren't winning shit, division titles and playoff games included.

RealSNR 07-29-2012 12:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Cassel's Reckoning (Post 8775220)
If he completes 58 percent of his passes for 200 yards a game, we aren't winning shit, division titles and playoff games included.

If we get Tebow's brokedick Steelers or the Bengals, then maybe.

In58men 07-29-2012 12:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Pawnmower (Post 8775208)
Says the fool who claims to 'have a source' that toldhim "if everything was equal, Stanzi would be starter"

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But you don't.


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Originally Posted by Inmem58 (Post 8775249)
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Originally Posted by Inmem58 (Post 8775249)
Do you kiss your mom with that mouth?

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OzarksChiefsFan 07-29-2012 12:48 AM

He says all the right things, kisses all the right hind ends but when the game is on the line have you ever noticed the amount of sweat he produces?

He gets nervous and in the NFL you have to be able to threaten teams deep and he can't.

The Ravens rolled their coverage up and ignored the deep ball and crushed us. The following year every other team did the same.

You have to complete more than %25 of your passes over 20 yards. I don't care if our QB is married to Fat Bastard if he plays like Tom Brady or Joe Montana.


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