Originally Posted by Pawnmower (Post 8806365)

tell him this, word for word, in a menacing voice while you look right into his eyes:

Don't say another Goddamn word. Up until now, I've been polite. If you say ANYTHING else - ONE word - I will kill myself. And when my tainted spirit finds its destination, I will topple the Master of that dark place. From my black throne, I will lash together a machine of bone and blood, and fueled by my hatred for you this Fear Engine will bore a hole between this world and that one. When it begins, you will hear the sound of children screaming -as though from a great distance. A smoking orb of NOTHING will grow above your bed, and from it will emerge a thousand starving crows. As I slip through the widening maw in my new form, you will catch only a glimpse of my radiance before you are incinerated. Then, as tears of bubbling pitch stream down my face, my dark world will begin. I will open one of my six mouths, and I will sing the song that ends the Earth.

Originally Posted by threebag02 (Post 8805369)

he probably seen you putting ice cubes in your mouth. thats why he called the cops.

Originally Posted by Mother****erJones (Post 9692819)

Internet tough guy :)

Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 9692804)

Just an update. It hasn't been my year. My wife got pissed over me over cooking her steak and stabbed me with her fork. I grabbed it out of her hand and bruised her wrist in the process. ****, it's not like I was trying to hurt her. But she got emotional and called the police and I went to jail! Even though I was bleeding out of my nipple! Horseshit. What are you gonna do?