Rachel Slur

Miss Behavin'

Bea Donkadonk
Skatey Perry

Queef Latina

Do you need a male mascot? I could be Mr. Period.

Otherwise, you could be Miss Terperiod.

Tampax Merle

Or Ms. Blon ... ehh ... nevermind.

Jill Yourself
Bree Post

Fiona Fapple

Fifty Shades of Pain

winner

ThunderLuv

Biff.

Muff Mcgruff
Muff Mctuff

Muff Mcsnuff

This one is epic. Do eeeett!!!!

Miss Understood is available.

The Great Ma'ambino
Poke Her Face

edit: Poke Her Face is already taken.

Silky Balls

Luvem R Leavem

Misty Meaner (say it fast)

Felo-nee (say it faster than Misty Meaner)

Big Junk

Wild Luv Tigress

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Rhoda Dick

Dildo Baggins

Brazilian Waxer?

Luv Handles

slapahoe nation

Betty Rumble

Betty "the Ball-Bearing" Buster

Mad Maxine

EDIT: Damnit, Rumble and Maxine are taken

Matt Cassel

"Purcy Galore" or just go for it "Pussy Galore"

Jess Laythere

Wreckless Rollover

Betty Mopper

Slobberknockers

Double D Deloris

C cup Cathy

Head Butter Johnson

Stay down beaches

She Bangs
Mmmm Beefcurtains
Holly Balls

Hot Wheels

Remember the tightass

Friday night tites

Good Wheel hunting

Momentum Molly

Debbie Does Derby

Reala T

Roller Barron

Roller Over

Roller Pink

Thesis Reality

Flobot

Dikes on spikes

New front runner, methinks.

Just want to say thanks all. I figured derby names would be right up your creative alley. :D Most of these suggestions are awesome.

Boner Killer

poll needed

This.....don't forget to include Pussy Galore :p

It's got my vote too.

I really don't want to start another thread about it. I would have to say that my favorites so far are:

Ann T. Climax
Hey Koolaid!
Diana Fire
Princess Anesthesia (would be perfect if I was a nurse)
Luv Bug
Luv Handles
Blinker Fluid
Fisted Sister
Tuf Luv
Miss Understood
B. Donkadonk
50 Shades of Pain
Pussy Galore
Good Wheel Hunting

Suicide Queen (Instead of Suicide King)

Katy Carnage

Juggernaut

Matt Cassel.

I like Diana Fire or Princess Anesthesia the best. 50 Shades of Pain is great but it might be too topical. Good Wheel Hunting is clever too.

I thought Skatey Perry was pretty good too.

BoatsAnne Holes

Betty Blowtorch (It's a 90's band but, it's still cool)

Lady Damnation

Miss Direction

HELLga Hurt

Jolly Rouge (Instead of Jolly Roger)

If you choose this one, you should spell it Miss Direckshun.

Semi

I'm not a Katy Perry fan, and I don't want to be stuck with her name whenever she fades into oblivion.

As much as I actually like Good Wheel Hunting, it sounds more like a guy's derby name. Yes, there is actually a guys league, too.

Ha! I was just thinking the same thing. Direckshun lives in Springfield, so I think he'd be obligated to come to at least one of my bouts...lol.

He'd have to become a regular. He needs a hobby and roller derby groupie would be perfect.

That would be really cool and a double play on words

LMAO I have a feeling we're a bunch of liberals, too, so yeah. :D

Chiefers chiefin'

Biggins

Tank

Spare Tires