It may have been posted already but is Costas going to come out with an opinion statement on outlawing alcohol?

I have at least twice.

Been let go after drinking and driving that is.

Not proud of it....and after the second time.....I stopped.

no, becasuse that would require him to stop drinking his White Zinfendel

We have speed cameras here. The revenue they generate from people creeping into right hand turns outweighs everything else.

i feel a little dirty agreeing with her...

i drank more than that saturday night...

Yup, grabbed a big can of Cammo XXL extra malt or some crap like that once when it was 2 in the morning and we were trying to find the worst beer we could find at a gas station.

I won.

That stuff tastes like ass-water that's sat in a horse-trough for a week. Its this bizarre combination of dank malt and aluminum can.

Man it is awful.

Roger Goodell fines Zoey's trust fund 10k

Found it:

http://www.artzberger.com/BeerCans/n...k_Xtra_001.jpg

Do not drink this beer. It's the higher ABV stuff and mostly it just tasted like a half-shot of well whiskey being dumped into the worst beer you've ever found.

But did you drive?

:D

The point I was trying to make was for those people who said "Maybe he drank after the cops told him to go into the apartment", that's a **** ton to drink between 3am and 7am.

I'm guessing he drank a lot more than that prior.

As if this is going to dissuade KC fans. ****, I think you just crafted the best marketing slogan for this swill.

Expect sales to spike as this brew corners the balding, goatee wearing demographic.

Nah - to get that far you'd have to add "Cold-filtered through the ass-crack of an OD'd 250 lb stripper and served out of an ash tray"....

....come to think of it, that's probably a fair addition to the marketing slogan for Camo Black.

Those are the best when you catch a wiff of vagina juice coming from it.

I'd tailgate with it...

I'm calling bullshit. It's clearly printed right on the can "Special Reserve" "Ultra Premium"...

I mean, you don't just give shitty beer two distinct adjectives like that. "Ultra" and "Premium".

Plus they have to tell the truth...they can't lie...not on their own label anyway...

most powerful puke i ever had was after drinking 3/4 can of that shit. i'd no sooner set the can down then whoosh...right out the mouth and nose. splattered the poor dog and she was about 6feet in front of me. came close to blowing out my o-ring too.

never again.
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It's happened to me on more than one occaision.

Once, I was tripping on acid after a Black Crowes concert in St. Louis...long story short, the cops had ME drive from the sobriety checkpoint because I blew .0771 and my buddy who was driving was at like .09...

Another time, after Kid Rock and Tenacious D at Municipal Auditorium, I had been pulled over for driving with no headlights, shit you not. I was young and stupid (may not have been of legal age, even) and had a traffic warrant from Lee's Summit...open containers in a car that reeked of marijuana...and I drove home that night.

See, if you don't act like a jackass, have some composure, and aren't slurring your words or otherwise visably inebriated, most cops have way more important things to deal with.

Now, I don't find myself in those situations anymore, and the world has indeed changed a bit since then...but usually, cops aren't usually out just trying to **** up everyone's day or night - usually, they just give a person enough rope to **** it up for themselves.

Like, Jovan Belcher, for instance; cool enough to talk to the police, cool enough to get the neighbor to let him in at 4AM...but not cool enough to talk to your 'baby momma' or what the **** ever a couple hours later??

(enter Cris Carter soundbyte here:) Come on, man!!!

Still, my ultimate point is simple. He had a 3 month old at home, and had to be at work at 9AM the next day to prepare for a game against the Carolina Panthers in less than 36 hours...and shithead Belcher was out clubbin'.

**** him.

I CAN'T drink that shit!! It won't go down; my body rejects it outright...


:Lin:

do yourself a favor and put it to the test!!

Make sure that it's Ultra AND Premium...

:Lin:

Maybe they were thinking fuel.

Because I'm sure the sensation of drinking it is similar to drinking 'ultra premium' octane from QT...

Hey there.

out of a box in his fridge

Only in FROSTED mugs.

You're right - I would assume he was pretty sloshy when the cops got there, may have had a drink or two in the apt...

But a .08 'legal drunk' and being out of your GD mind are completely different scenarios.

I was totally joking. I've had one before, and I'd describe it as a combination of smegma and sweat from the ass crack of a musk ox.

Your exprrience seems similar to mine but instead of drinking the nastiest drink we would try to **** the fattest chick at the bar.

I partied with Omaha one night; had the same sort of scenario. we had to find the skinniest chick we could find to bang.

I thought I had won, until I realized I was trying to get into the pants of a Coat Rack.

I once saw pics of Omaha and a worm.

**** NO. i think i already told you my lucky break several years ago.

i will never drive after cracking one open again

I was stupid once. went to get more beer -....cause you I needed more lol - I was returning to base; got about 1 mile from base, and got pulled over.

I was coorporative, blew like a .085 or something like that. Though, I had a lot more than what the breathalyzer thing read. I was shocked it wasn't higher.

Cop said "I'll give you two choices. You've been cooperative. I can either take you to jail, or take you to your Duty Officer of your squadron". I chose the latter.

...and I was only 19 at the time. Don't think the cop even saw that piece. Lucky.
but did get a good a** chewing whilst standing tall with the CO.

Coat racks are so easy. They're always tipsy.

usually have a bunch of other dudes hanging all over them too

I got out of a DUI simply because I was in the military. I probably shouldn't have....but I did.

I was back from my deployment for like a month....went out drinking with my friends. Definitely shouldn't have drove home....but I did. Cop pulled me over and as he's walking up to my window...he sees my deployment bags in the back seat. He asks to see my military ID and drivers license. He asks if I just got back and I told him yes. He gave me my stuff back and told me to go straight home.

mine happened a day before we were due to go on a quick 20 day detachment in Vagas; nice little hanger the next day.

so, in typical youthful fashion, a bunch of us got together to get beer and drink it our hotel room a few days after. we scored a 6 pack of some regular beer, and then some that was made with chili's/jalepenos just for fun; horrible.

then later that night, two guys got into it about if a guy would get his tongue pierced. in double-dog-dare scenario, buy #2 said he'd get a prince albert if the other guy got his tongue done. Sadly, guy #1 did it. And not being a bet welcher, guy #2 other guy got his weiner done. I had to watch.....I nearly passed out. in through the pee hole, and out the bottom.

.....needless to say, later when guy #2 had to pee - not only did the blood clot hurt a bit, the chili beer didn't help matters either.

good times.

YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN DETAINED! A LIFE COULD HAVE BEEN SAVED!

Don't ever tell that story again.

You must’ve missed my thread that almost got me neg repp’d into oblivion. I was probably around the legal limit, with heavy drinking earlier in the day combined with stopping for a couple of hours prior to driving – who knows where I was on the scale. Cop pulled me over across the street from my house (for a broken light, not crazy driving), but let me go after commenting that he smelled alcohol.

I don’t do it anymore, got sick of being in and/or risking legal trouble. But I do have issues with the dismissive “$20 cab ride is a lot less expensive than a DUI” argument:

1. Yeah, but driving home yourself is free. And $20 (or $30, or $40) every time you want to go out adds up pretty fast for those people that don’t make 6 figures.

2. Getting your car the next day is a pain, especially if you live alone.

3. In cities like KC, the cab ride is generally a lot more than $20. From my house in OP to a friend in Olathe was $40, and that’s one suburb to another, not even going all the way downtown.

4. If I’m sloshed, yeah I’ll call a cab. But its much more frequent to be questionable – had a few beers but spaced them out and is clueless where you are on the BAC meter. Likely what happened to Gary Pinkel.

again i'm dropping whatever it takes to get where ever i'm going.


BUT i have a little more reason to have a driver's license than most do...

ROFL

Just in case you get a hankerin'.

http://www.holidaywinecellar.com/ima...large/8063.jpg

.17 at 7:45 a.m. Wow.

It's been 25 years, but yeah. I got let off once too.

Nah - more like 10 AM when the ME got to him to draw some blood.

newsflash! local sports stars and celebrities get special treatment!

* and hot girls

His BAC isn't going to go down dramatically post-mortem, since his liver ceased to function shortly after he shot himself.

I found this comment on the Deadspin post regarding this story:

"I don't know if any of the major media outlets have picked up on this, but the officer that let Belcher go in the middle of the night despite him being obviously drunk was actually the highest-ranking official at the KCPD.
It might surprise some that this cop sucked at his job, but it's actually a prerequisite of being a Kansas City Chief."

LMAO

the "superman drug" strikes again.

Todd Haley could get a roster drunker than that with 22 guys off the street.

This is the Patriot Way of getting the "right .17"