Hopefully not in the bathroom with a floater in the toilet visible.

Man, I'm different than a lot of you in that I always found it easier to meet women in real life. Don't get me wrong, I tried a couple online dating sites, but never had much luck. It actually seemed like it took way more effort and bullshit online.

This right here.

A decently attractive woman in a large city probably gets over 20 messages a day.

A hot one- probably over 50

*I don't have a source for that; just guessing.

I do have a friend that gets all kinds of pussy on POF though. He's a pretty boy with light eyes so I guess the girls just like him.

ashleymadison.com

hellsyeah

Looking for tips or just laughs?

http://www.reddit.com/r/OkCupid/

anyone remember those hilarious craigslist dating ads?

like one dude was like 50-60 yrs old and just wanted a companion to stomp around on model train sets like Godzilla or some shit...LMAO

Being single has its pluses and minuses.....

This. I never found a serious women on any of those dating sites. They either wanted a hookup or attention.

I actually think online dating helps with the games, especially if the site requires a paid subscription. It's incredibly easy to filter out those you aren't interested in, and if someone doesn't respond, who cares? I think people tend to be a bit more honest when they fill out an online profile, since they aren't actively making a first impression, and it usually only takes a few seconds to determine how serious they are and how honest they're trying to be.

Granted, I haven't been all that active with it, because it's just not really a priority, I've had decent results with it when I've made an effort.

ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL

As a non-single guy....each day I find there are more minuses :deevee:

Dude has a new date every weekend and is banging a bunch of chicks... I have been calling him drippy dick

Not worth it.

Have you tried sending them a picture of your penis?

You ever try your luck
with a pickup line
But you just sucked
You tell yourself it wasn't you
And I know it's hard to hold it inside
It's days like these I run and hide

Don't forget to wear crocs. Chicks dig that.

If you're going to do the online thing you have to accept the possibility that Eve could be Steve. ;)

With knee high socks and shorts. Make a statement.

ROFLROFLROFL

:grovel::whackit::hump:o:-)

You can meet some great girls online but you have to filter through a lot of fuglies. As a guy who has no problem hooking up with fatties, I've found it to be a goldmine. With that being said, if you are looking to meet someone online to be in a relationship you really are shopping on the clearance aisle of life.

Sometimes you find good deals on the clearance aisle.

My buddy usually meets them at Starbucks at first, he tells them on the phone if they do not look like they do in the picture or close he will pay for the cup of coffee and walk off...

He says never go after a chick with just a headshot...

you're all morons

Gordman's so ****ing needs a dating site. I'd frequent there.

Fake.....





not one sheep was listed..

Elaborate señor.

I will say one thing about POF...

SO MANY FAT GIRLS

is there actually a good site out there that isn't 95% obese? Back before Facebook there used to be some KILLER social networking boards like TheDilly.com where a bunch of 17-20 year olds would hang out and make fun of each other and share nudes with one another and meet and hook up and IT WAS LIKE A SUPER COOL HIGH SCHOOL ONLINE but then Facebook had to come and ruin EVERYTHING.

and yes, I eventually got banned and unbanned about 50 times from this site. Apparently I rub people the wrong way online. Who would have guessed that?

Start a rock band.

You'll have more pussy than you know what to do with, unless you suck.

Girls on internet dating sights are ordering from a menu. They think they can build what they want and it magically appears.

Calvin Klein type guys don't need to go on these sights to find love and neither do the sexy chicks.

Very true.

99% of good looking girls on these sites are single mothers.

90% of girls on these sites are fat.

The hot, undamaged, awesome girls always have boyfriends.

My last three girlfriends had boyfriends when I met them. I believe in the 'it's fair game' if they don't have a ring...otherwise there would be no quality pussy to score EVER.

I also still only date 22 or younger.

thanks for all the feedback folks I do appreciate it.

great it took you long enough

how many innocent women did you abduct, torcher and kill today?

So I went to Hooters last night and exchanged numbers with the bartender. A sexy petite asian girl. We plan on playing tennis together sometime soon. Wow, sure beats internet dating haha

Don't lie Reighters. You are the "buddy" and you use it to go hoggin.

Girls, real girls, like guys who take the initiative and aren't afraid to ask them for a phone number or whatever.

It shows confidence in yourself. Besides you do it this way you already know what you're getting. Not some internet advertisement.

You wouldn't believe how many good looking lonely women there are out there because guys are too scared to actually ask them out.

Not me homey, Me and my wife have been together since 89 and I love her more everyday...

I would hate to be single these days, sure a strange shot would be cool and all but I would not trade it for what I have.

You might try this one :

www.hotpigs.com

lol

exchange numbers with a Hooters chick eh?

I think she wanted a tip, and I doubt you ever hear from her

Not to mention that bartenders generally come with a lot of baggage.

The never ending calls/texts at 2am from every hose they've ever swallowed isn't near as bad as the possibility of catching their incurable shit or feeding their kids for a decade or better.

you guys are so out of touch with reality it makes me laugh

I don't believe it 'cause they don't exist.

I dunno, maybe it's a SWMO thing, but if you're a woman who's a 515 or better on the area code and not a nuthouse headcase, being single is a choice you freely make, not because guys are too chickenshit to talk to a hottie.

:hmmm:

You're confusing me. I'm from NMO and I get messages from SWMO girls on a somewhat regular basis. When asked what the hell they're doing hitting up a guy a couple hours away, they give the "I can't find a decent guy in my area" line. Several of the girls have been what I would call an 8 with jobs that put them into the "there is no way I'd pass that up" range.

Perhaps they're choosing to stay single until they find what they're looking for??... or are a well disguised headcase.

Either way, POF is a gold mine.

Ha you could be right or you could be wrong

We shall see

Funny because half of the girls I saw on POF want a country / southern guy, and that's not really in short supply here.

I guess you're just good looking -something Im clearly lacking after my 2 month foray into online "dating" and being ignored by single women in 5+ years of college.

about as much as you've 'tortured' the word torture.

You have to accept being single and embrace it for what it is...if you don't you'll end up settling for someone out of desperation and loneliness...

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80% of the profiles posted on Match.com

I did dating sites for a few years before I met my wife offline through an acquaintance. THis was over 5 years ago, I imagine it's about the same now.

One girl I met on match ended up being a really good friend/f**kbuddy and we compared our profiles one night. We were of relatively equal attractiveness except I had a much better job/situation than her. She was getting around 10 unsolicited messages per day and I'd be lucky to get 10 responses in 50 messages I sent. I don't think I ever got a direct message from anyone. It's an uphill fight for guys. Girls could sit back and be choosy because they were being hunted.

I was a member of Great Expectations for a while in the 90's and met plenty of hot chicks.

The photos are real so there is no misrepresentation about their looks.

Everything else is up for grabs.

Usually if a girl at GE will go out with you she will sleep with you.

The question is how many dates will it take?

Being single is where it's at. Freedom is not overrated. :)

I've been talking to this chick from a dating website she's cute and has a great job. Anyway she started saying some weird stuff about her childhood and how she leads guys on I was like http://imageshack.us/a/img15/2228/ti...kthatsenuf.png

I think any good looking chick on a dating website is flawed unless they are an overnight worker or something. I find it hard to imagine a good looking chick doesn't have hundreds of men after her offline unless something is ****ed up.

I was sincere about finding a relationship so I was disappointed a lot when I met some of these women and they didn't live up to the hype I built in my head. I don't know why it took me so long, but eventually I lowered my expectations and was only looking for one thing, and you're right, it's there for the taking.

Teehee, I decided to create a fake profile based around a fictional character. If only I had a good fake pic to use.

I don't know if Great Expectation is still around or if it works the same way.

It's much better than internet dating but costs way more.

The way it used to work was this:

1) You browse through the books of photos of the girls filed alphabetically and find someone who catches your eye
2) You get the video from the front desk and listen to the same sets of questions they ask everyone. You're looking for a nice laugh and a voice that won't irritate the shit out of you
3) When you want to meet someone you fill out a card and leave it with the front desk
4) The front desk then contacts that person to get an answer
5) If they say yes you get their phone number and it's up to you then


I met some girls that ****ed me on the first date, some wanted to marry me.

I got one pregnant and she had an abortion.

Some were raving lunatics.

See if there is one near you and you will have a great time if you can afford it.

Or start a rock band.....

Matt Cassel for a guy, Kirstie Tynes for a girl.

Oh no, something that spoke to my background of me having a ****ing worthless English degree.

Also, FYP.

Five minutes on POF using the MeetMe, already seen the one crazy that called me one night raving about JimmyJohns being closed at 8pm, making Egg sandwiches and something about air conditioning and a whooooooooooooole lot of women who aren't even approaching 414 status on the area code.

Also, a sorority girl from my college which all but lends credence to the notion damaged women seek out online dating avenues.

You mean they don't live close to Wisconsin?

This is so true! The ratio of single men to women is just not fair! And a lot of the men are more "beta" males. The real question is where does a normal woman go to meet a man???

College.

The ratio should be about the same. It's just that a lot of guys that are married or in relationships still go out and pick up women.

Midnight Vulture

Lol that is true. My mamma forgot to sit me down and explain that.

A man is born to take care of a woman...
So, ladies make sure you put your head on the right pillow...

Because a man who doesn't acknowledge this truth is not worth being with.... all the real men know it and act accordingly...

Sure, with youth (there is growth, hope and awareness), but the foolish, self-centered men never grasp this concept and for this they end up the losers in the love and the relationship area... ever searching, always blaming, never really attaining...

Also a man who doesn't recognize that this is what he was born to do, is not worth much in other 'real' men's eyes (no matter how much they may protest). A man is not worth much in his own eyes, either, if he doesn't follow the laws of nature and God... causing them their escape, addictions, over-emphasis on sex, violence, objectifying and oppressing the feminine. Because it's their need and desire of her that they fear...

Men admire other men who provide well and take care of their woman ...and families...

In most all instances, the look on a woman's face will tell you much about the man in her life...

Wouldn't fit the persona I've used.

UPDATE: .. wow... this is like.. seriously depressing.

Post em bro

What about that equal rights bullshit then?

I don't think I've seen more than two profiles of women I'd ever be attracted to in normal circumstances. It's just a total dearth of any talent.

:spock: What?

ROFL

I don't know what this means..

that sounds like the women here in Boston. I mean, broken up couples here still live together all the time and they hate each other, but it's Boston. Nobody can afford to live on their own so, they gotta stay living with them.

I dated a few chicks (like for more than 1 night) since I moved here and all of them, all of them started talking about trying to move in my house after about a month. **** that shit. Maybe after a few years, wtf. But now that I've been here, that's just the norm I guess. People here will date people they don't like because they need a roommate.

My advice: Start drinking heavily.

This explains so much.

You've got better odds landing a supermodel on POF than this date actually materializing.

If you are hung like a tripod (of course you post on CP) send them pics of Mr. Happy.

Have you started smoking crack?