Doing his best Frenchy impression

I have been down on Billay as of late, but the rest of the team can take a lesson from him when it comes to keeping your head on the ball when you swing.

GAAA!
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Got to keep us in it Mendoza buddy

Good start for Medullet

Esky beasting.

escobar!!! slick daddy!

GREAT PLAY.

Gawd Escobar

Escobar!!

HOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLY SHIET ESKY

Escobar nails that ****.

Do it more consistently and win that gold glove Escobar!

Not sure how many others make that play. It wasn't even bang bang

Royals need this game bad, nice play by Escobar

OK, we got this one.

Good first inning by Mendoza with some help from the D

Baby Face Moose.

I dub him, CALF

We are striking out something fierce against Blanton.

Weeeeeee, can't hit changeups.

Quality half inning right there.

bad, bad plate discipline

5 ks vs Blanton, that's pathetic

Pitchers are stretching the zone outside on Salvy, and he can't help himself. The "bad ball" hitter concept may have ultimately gone to his head a bit?

1 good swing in first 2 innings. BTW I want to **** that Wendy's commercial red head.

If we could somehow acquire Joe Blanton and Kuroda for our rotation. We would be lights out.

i would drag my balls through broken glass while scuba diving in the bermuda triangle using rosie odonnels queef as my main air supply while searching for a sea god that can teach our starting lineup how to take a ball.

Royals getting fooled at the plate. What a shock

No that was Ronald McDonald bud.

It really is.

Hudler is the owner of Robogym

I'd like to bite the bottom off that waffle cone and use it as a cum funnel into her anus.

Blanton has been awful this year

Here comes Honkey Darrel Strawberry.

I fully expect Hamilton to relapse some time soon.

Turn that sarcasm meter on!

Escobar= Thing of beauty

Mendoza looking good early

Escobar needs a nickname

Like how Mendoza is keeping ball on ground

ROFL

doh

wow LMAO

Sounds like you didn't see how we made Kuroda look like a perennial all-star yesterday.

:facepalm:

terrible call, Ump

Eat dirt, Blanton.

Lol wtf?

Nice bunt Dys

Here comes the 10 throws to first.

That what speed do

I wouldn't even **** around if I was Dyson...just ****ing go and go early

Steal 3rd too

THAT'S what I'm talking about

Looked like Wade Davis 3-0 pitch down to 2nd.

Dyson could bunt every AB and he'd have a 75% chance of getting on base.

Dyson needs to learn to steal third

Dyson, RF is yours for the taking.

HAHA

That'll do Esky. That'll do.

K, Alex....let's get a ball up to the OF

Alright, get one to the outfield at least here!

Blanton is getting no help from 44 year old Pujols

Im digging this lineup, well the top half

Sounds like you didn't see my post earlier where I said this is the first game in over a week I've been able to see the whole thing. Between work and Rockfest, I haven't seen an inning since last Wed

Great decision by GMDM to trade Melky and keep Frenchy

Blantons going to give Alex a cookie.

You can't fake to 3rd and throw to 1st anymore?

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!!

WTF are you calling UMP???

Wait... what? how the **** is that a strike?

fooling a runner not allowed

That was not a strike

Melky's having a pretty crappy non-PED season himself.

I didn't know that either

There was the cookie.

Since when?

Consider yourself lucky. I would rather have been making green then sitting on here watching some pathetic baseball.

This year

Now Escobar has to go