**** the french. Worthless bastards anyway.

Kind of the way I live now....

What are the climate and seasonal changes like?

It is likely that there will be a slut or two in the town that's a day's drive away, and of course you never know about your neighbors.

Assume the equivalent of Nebraska or Iowa. Hot summers for growing, cold winters for repairing equipment.

So you're in?

Why would I leave what I already have for the same shit weather?

Most of you mothers ****ers live stock would wander off or get eatin. Your cows would hold up and get mastitis and without pesticides or knowledge of food storage you'd starve.

One of the up sides is that with free wifi you could blog about your slow death.

When another homesteader shits out do you divy up his property?

640 acres and no mortgage. Plus they have very pretty sunsets.

Sadly, no. You just get to bake cookies to welcome the next homesteader who relocates to the Old Winslow Homestead or whatever it was. That's assuming, of course, that you know how to make baking soda to make the cookies. But you can learn if you have wifi.

How many of those 640 acres are outside?

That depends on how many sheds you build from the local mud and rock resources.

Why would I need to make baking soda when the next town over has a general store?

You forgot to make a list last time you were there.

I would never forget. Cookies are the ultimate ice breakers.

I guess I could see that. You may assume that you have baking soda.