moose

Not looking good.

YOU CAN DO IT KELVIN

I do not understand Ned's infatuation with Kelvin.

w00t. Nice work Kelvin

Good work

I hope they are foolish enough to pitch to Hos.

For the record: I still don't get it.

Dude has been a stud since he's been back up.

This guy isn't even close to the plate

Hosmer's been living on base lately.

Slider, they want the DP.

But, clean innings seem rare. I'm always somewhat worried when he comes in.

Good stuff, but I'm still not ready to fully trust him in close games.

Hey.. It's the fatty ****ing up some more! :)

Welp, that's better than his usual GIDP!!! "You gotta go fatty"!!!! Site down asshole!

He didn't take 1 pitch did he, and 3 were balls?

My mistake, the first was a slider down the middle, and he took it

Does that chick have the Blue KC shirt over the railing because she has a skirt?

Moose hitting the ball hard

Dang, he spanked that one.

Save us, Salvy.

But he's batting .666 or some shit like that (on Wednesdays when in the first week of an odd months when the temp in what it is tonight)... You'd have to ask a stat guy, to me he just sucks dirty hairy ebola monkey balls.

Wow. Boston 18-4 over the Tigers in the 8th. ROFL

Beltran

Tiny Tim in

Affeldt

John Buck

Damn, Collins wins

Yea man, it is really stupid to use statistics to discuss a player who is playing the most pure statistical game in all of sports.

But I think you and I are just on different intellectual levels and it's why we can't have an actual factual argument in these threads. It's because I'm educated... and you're reeruned.

Yes
Yes
No

My wife got the 5th one, Jaimey Wright, with the Rays.

Not here in 2003. Dejesus was. Is Gobble in the league?

NICE. Tim "DONT CALL ME SHORT" Collins!

DeJesus is correct.

Let's blow this thing open.

I got them all. It was the first Royals season I remember watching every single game with my dad/brother/grandma.

LITTLE BIGMAN

1v1 me IRL

http://i1294.photobucket.com/albums/...ps0189e0b7.jpg

Was I talking to you? Go find a stock report to get lost in if you like numbers so much.

Look, I get it, you think stat are everything. Yawn. He's fat, he's slow, he's hardly ever clutch. When it doesn't matter, he's OK. Well that's 100% perfect for losers.

So back off professor!

Ok I'm done. Either Glorydayz has figured out how to get under my skin and trolled the **** out of me over the past few nights or he's dead serious and probably should stop watching the Royals.

Boston with 8 HRs vs. Detroit tonight

Ah, the no-out bases-empty bunt. Gotta love that play.

Worst part? It was a sacrifice.

And how do we know there are multiple holes in our lineup?

:facepalm:

Setting up for another epic ending

Joey Gathright sighting

Or you could stop watching. When you start defending the team fatty, it might be time to take a break. No issues with you personally, but don't come here, now, defending this piece of shit who has some numbers that may look good when taken out of context.

But I don't mean to get under your skin, not my intent at all, I'd rather piss off the fatty when he reads this later tonight.

I know, none of them do.. LOL!

So Donnie Joseph is brought in to face a right hander? SMH.

We will agree to disagree on Butler, although I admit that he has under-performed this year.

I actually wonder if any of the Chiefs players have come across this site if they are googling shit about themselves because you know plenty of them do that?

No one could have seen that coming, right Ned? ****.

Yea...tons of sense here.....

Embarassing for Ackley.

Ned burning the whole bullpen with a day game tomorrow

3 beautiful pitches

Expanded rosters. Have either 3 or 4 extra relievers.

Joseph is a LOOGY all the way. Yost has his head so far up his ass that his farts cause hallitosis.

I'm sure plenty of of NFL players can't resist the temptation to visit sites where they're talked about. It's been proven time and time again the people, in general, want to know what's being said about them - good or bad. Basic human nature.

I LOVE Luke Hocheavar out of the pen.

Hoch still throwing nasty shit

Filthy

Final in Boston.
Sox 20
Det 4

Dude...It's September. You blow your load every day and don't give a thought about tomorrow.

WIN NOW

LUUUUUUUUUUUUKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

At least we're not the Mariners. So many backwards Ks.

Luke Holland

**** yeah Hoch!!

Nice pitch!

You remember who the manager is?

Just need 1

That was a hell of a pitch

KILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILL

Billy, if you are reading this, please send me an autographed baseball so I can put it next to the picture of you and I hanging out at spring training this past year.

xoxo

lewdog.

If Dayton Moore invented a time machine and moved to today from seven years ago...he'd think Hochevar was a great pick.

The guy with the best bullpen in a quarter century?

Wonder how many bats Gordon goes through in a season

SOOOOOOO ****ing weird to say that. So weird.

and by hanging out, you mean you were watching him and jerking off behind some shrubbery :D

Crow up

Naw, I've got a picture with my arm around him from spring training. Got pics with most of the team. He was sweating so bad in the Arizona sun that it looked like he had used bacon grease for sunscreen!

Hosmer's 10 feet short. DAMN

GAHHHH! So close.

****

Just missed it.