This Thread Has Taken An Unexpectedly Intense Turn.

You've Got Me For About Seven More Minutes, Folks. Bring The Thunder.

What do you think of players who pray after TDs and thank you for their sporting success?

So the lesson we learn from 2 Kings 2:23,24 is that children need to respect their elders. The "allegorical" account of Elisha cursing them in your name and two bears popping out of nowhere to kill 42 kids is just a story to teach children to be sensitive to an old balding man.

Jesus Christ man... not even the Brothers Grimm could come up with ****ed up stories "to teach lessons" like yours.

What lesson does 2 Kings 19:35 impart? Or are you gonna say that the angel that killed the entire Assyrian camp went rogue?

I Think It's A Display That Means Well: It's A Way Of Saying "My Success Is Thanks To Many More Things That Are Bigger Than Me."

But, Rest Assured, I Didn't Guide That Football Into Your Hands. The Offensive Coordinator Drew Up The Play, And The QB Threw It.

I Just Watched It Happen, Like Everybody Else.

Those Stories Are Written By Men. I Endorse The Ones That Make Sense And Promote A Sensible Altruism That Makes The World A Better Place.

The Bible's Packed With 'Em. It's Also, Unfortunately, Saddled With Some Stuff That Makes No Sense, Or Makes Me Out As Some Weird Omnipotent Dictator Of Suffering.

Are you familiar at all with Xlibutscrale, a higher entity who has also communed with this forum? If so, your take on him?

I Am Unfamiliar With The Antics of Xlibutscrale.

Mostly I Just Lurk ChiefsPlanet. I'm Not A Terribly Active Member.

You guys are all nuts. Make me feel better about my own problems at least.

I believe you to be more than capable of both.

I have long had a theory about you.

I believe you had the universe when you were a child. You grew it and loved it but being a little shit... you also liked to shake the shit out of it, tap on the glass, and every now and then take a magnifying glass "just to see what would happen". (Old Testament)

You grew into a young adult and had a better grasp of humanity and the kind of things that we as humans needed to thrive and grow. Then we killed JC. After that comes the book of Revelations which is essentially a gigantic **** you to human kind and an anvil just hanging over our collective heads while we can do nothing about when/how it will drop. (New Testament)

You then grew into an adult. Tired of your childish things, you set the universe on a shelf and forgot it existed. Every now and then we might catch a glimpse of you while you are rooting around in your closed but by and large... we don't hear from you.

Personally... I like the adult you the best.

You're Great.

Well Jeez. If Those Are The Options I'm Facing, I'd Like The Adult One The Best As Well.

Go to a free porn site and relieve your stupidity.

God,

Would you like to talk to XLIBUTSCRALE. I can send him a message and he may want to talk to a higher being sometime. He never frequents this place anymore because he considers most humans to be substandard lifeforms.

My alleged stupidity (over a deity that nothing can either be proved or disproved) resides in my semen?

I am certain any offspring you have will be darwin award candidates.

Not The Worst Idea I've Seen.

I'm Alright. I Need Some Me Time After Tonight.

Do you get mad when humans fap?

Every sperm is sacred and all that.

It is amazing I have made it within days of my 33rd bday. I guess it is a good thing my wife can't have kids then, eh? :)

I Think He Was Just Saying You Need To Take A Load Off.

Oh Hell No. Masturbation Makes The World Go Round.

Happy Birthday!

WELL NOW I FEEL LIKE A SHITHEEL

LMAO

I can't say I've come to terms with it but I know you weren't taking a shot at me about it so don't give it a second thought.

/brohug

This Concludes Tonight's Broadcast.

Night.

:clap:

Shit was funny.

He takes all their money.

What do you want with a starship?

**** YOU

Do you have a bangmaid?

When people esp athletes say a deceased person is "looking down on them" from heaven....are they also being watched when they cheat on their taxes or watch internet porn?

ROFL

Great thread. Sorry I missed it as it was happening.

Shoot I need to know the answer to my question

Mods suck..never thought I'd say that.