'Oinkin' for the Boinkin""

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Men, all this stuff you've heard about the Chiefs not wanting to fight, wanting to stay out of the Playoffs, is a lot of horse dung. Chiefs Players, traditionally, love to fight. All real Chiefs love the sting of battle.

When you were kids, you all admired the champion marble shooter, the fastest runner, the big league ball players, the toughest boxers. Chiefs Fans love a winner and will not tolerate a loser. The Chiefs play to win all the time. Now, I wouldn't give a hoot in hell for a man who lost and laughed. That's why The Chiefs under Andy Reid have never lost and will never lose a playoff game. Because the very thought of losing is hateful to all Chiefs.

Now, the Chiefs are a team. It lives, eats, sleeps, fights as a team. This Colts Destiny stuff is a bunch of crap. The bilious bastards who wrote that stuff about The Colts for ESPN don't know anything more about real football than they do about fornicating.

Now, we have the finest BBQ and equipment, the best spirit, and the best Players in the world. You know, by God, I actually pity those poor Colts we're going up against. By God, I do. We're not just going to shoot the bastards. We're going to cut out their living guts and use them to grease the jersey of Dexter McCluster. We're going to murder those lousy Colt bastards by the bushel.

Now, some of you boys, I know, are wondering whether or not the Chiefs will win a playoff game before you die. Don't worry about it. I can assure you that The Chiefs will. The Colts are the enemy. Wade into them. Spill their blood. Shoot them in the belly. When you put your hand into a bunch of goo that a moment before was your best friend's face, you'll know what to do.

Now there's another thing I want you to remember. I don't want to get any Reports saying that we are going conservative. We're not Playing Prevent. Let the Colts do that. We are advancing constantly and we're not interested in holding onto anything -- except the Colts. We're going to hold onto them by the nose, and we're gonna kick them in the ass. We're gonna kick the hell out of them all the time, and Jamal Charles is gonna run through the Colts like crap through a goose!

Now, there's one thing that you men will be able to say when you get back home, and you may thank God for it. Thirty years from now when you're sitting around your fireside with your grandson on your knee, and he asks you, "Where were you when the Chiefs started their playoff run to the Super Bowl?" -- you won't have to say, "I thought they were going to lose again so I didn't watch."

Alright now you sons-of-bitches, you know how I feel about the Chiefs

Tamba is still not good. He may not even play. Houston and Poe will have to put the pass rush on fheir backs. This is not good.

Where did you see this? I haven't seen anything on Tambas condition today....

bringbackmush

What kind of trickery is this?

NFL kickoff show. Of course all they do is pimp the Colts and basicly give us no chance but Clayton said if his knee is swelled this morning he probably won't play. Tamba has not been healthy in a long time.

@adamteicher

#Chiefs listed Hali's availability as 50-50 for tomorrow's playoff game. Fisher will not play.

https://twitter.com/adamteicher/stat...58976295477248

Today is a glorious day

We all will bear witness to new beginnings for our beloved football team

Bless you all

RISE

ESPN's Josina Anderson reports Chiefs OLB Tamba Hali (questionable, knee) "plans on playing" Saturday against Indianapolis.

Per Anderson, Hali participated in Friday's pre-practice walkthrough after failing to get in any work the previous two days. It's a positive step, but the odds appear against Hali being anywhere near full strength versus the Colts. The Chiefs are getting Justin Houston back from a five-week elbow injury.

Rotoworld Source: Josina Anderson on Twitter Jan 3 - 1:51 PM

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No where near full strength is the key here. When he is not 100% he does nothing. We will struggle to get to Luck once again just like Rivers sand Manning, no pressure, no win with our secondary.

Well, aren't you a ray of ****ing sunshine.

On the other hand, Justin houston has had 5(?) weeks off while recovering from his elbow injury.
He will be healthy and refreshed, getting pressure from the other side.
So, while Hali may not be 100%, he's still that relentless force, that guy who never quits.

With Houston coming from the other side, if we get push up the middle, that relentlessness should pay off with a couple of plays.

In it to win it.

Oh joy. The NFLN cameras already found Ty.

Word from Hali was he feels better now than he did before the first Colts game.

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I'm watching NFLN tight now, and whenever they bring up our game, it's all a out what The Colts are going to do differently, and then bag on Bowe (deserved). I hope our boys shove it up everyone's ass today.

Lets go CHEUFS!!!

LMAO

That's the spirit,You go girl !:clap:

In for the playoff win.

Game started yet?

NFLN=slob on Lucky's knob.

**** him. I hope Houston, Poe and Hali break off a little of their porcupine man meat deep inside him today.

McGrath will spike the ball into a Pagano poster today

Bob Dole is enjoying the talking heads talk about Sandy Eggo being the Wild Card team to win it all.

The team that had to depend on the officials to gift them a playoff berth against our backups.

Wow.

I will splooge all over myself if that were to happen.

Dear Indianapolis -

I want your blood.. And I want your souls. And I want them both right now!

Love
BDj23

My heart and mind are conflicted on this game.

Don't any of you have the guts to play for blood?/Jamaal Charles

Have your heart tell your mind to shut the **** up. We got this.

I hope you're right. Just in case I sacrificed a neighbors' chicken.

Kansas City now a 1.5 point favorite in this game. When I looked at point spreads last night Indy was a 2.5 point favorite.

Big money on the Chiefs to move the line like that

Here we go!

Killing 5 hours sucks furry balls.

Wow!

Try being on no fap

We are watching movies, then running errands. But, I will be miserable all day. LMAO

Maybe I can convince my fiancée to give me an HJ before kickoff.

Clay probably bet the dough he won from Marcellus on the Colts

A pregame old fashioned just may end the curse

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NOW BRING ON THE COLTS!

Needs MOAR bacon.

:clap:

Always

bacon wrapped bacon wraps!

Las Vegas Hilton now has the Chiefs favored by 2.5
I'd like to think the neighbors' chicken has something to do with this...

Looks at my empty bowl of cereal in disgust

I've seen infomercials for bacon bowls.

You should have put your eggs and hash (?) in bacon bowls.

n00b mistake!! :D

Public betters are late and love favorites. And they will love to get points at home.

They had to of gotten a lot of smart money with KC getting points and need to balance it out with dumb money.

Just realized I hit 2,000 posts today... 20 years will be ending today!

Grats!!!:thumb:

This should help...

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Can I start drinking yet?

Back seat riding today. Bottle of makers and 7up already iced down.

Let's set a few ground rules for the Chiefs today… things that haven't happened during their current playoff losing streak:

1) Convert FG attempts.

2) Convert third downs on offense.

3) Gets stops on third down on defense and force punts.

4) No turnovers

Stick with these 4 rules and see what happens.

we shall crush the colts today and it will be glorious

Ditka looks like he's having a stroke on ESPN.

We must invoke the spirit of 1969! When the Chiefs went on the road and beat the defending Super Bowl champion New York Jets, then went out and beat the mighty Oakland Raiders in their home stadium to win the final year of the AFL as champions. I was only 9 years old at the time, but the spirit still resides within me.

You forgot "Get over 200 yards of offense."

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Poyfect LMAO

Yeah boyzzz!

My only regret is I am going to watch the game somewhere else and I won't be able to celebrate with you all until later.

Anyone know the latest word on Hali? He was listed as Questionable Thursday.

Nothing is better than a TD dance that wasn't.

Good call Chris Carter, we need to go after Davis and his tweaky groin, double move that mfer to death.

It was a TD, it might have been brought back by some questionable officiating, but it was still a valid TD, just like in the San Diego game. It's not the players fault that the nfl and refs hate our team.

Mathis scares the crap out of me.

Run two TE sets all day (Alex's favorite)/motion the TE/FB to his side and double the MFer all day.

Never go full Pete.

If Axl was ever going to throw for 300+ its today, indy will bend over backwards to stymie JC and will probably be atleast somewhat effective, if a team reeeally wants to take out one guy they usually can... we need to throw to win today.

I want Axl to shove it down the doubters throats and make'em gag on it.

Fear the Beard

3 and a half ****ing hours until the game?! I wish it started at noon. I really do. Only because I'm an impatient prick. No other reason.

Are you suffering from the 2,000th post 'post whoring syndrome'?

Good luck, I'm rooting for a Chiefs victory.

That bitch whore!

Day before yesterday Tom Jackson was listed on ESPN.com as picking KC, now he's crawdadding and going indy without admitting to his earlier pick... that punk.

Berman knows the deal though...

Oops! hehehe Looks like its gone now! :p