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WhiteWhale 03-07-2014 10:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by loochy (Post 10471701)
1.) Wrong.

http://rawforbeauty.com/blog/wp-cont...-lukyanova.jpg

2.) Everyone should strive for dumpiness.

He probably should have said 'not naturally possible".

WhiteWhale 03-07-2014 10:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by loochy (Post 10471773)
oh it's real

some ukranian weirdo named valeria lukyanova

Valeria Lukyanova
Model
Valeria Valeryevna Lukyanova is a Ukrainian model, best known for her resemblance to a Barbie doll, with several sources describing her as, among other handles, a "real-life Barbie doll" and "human Barbie". Wikipedia
Born: August 23, 1985 (age 28), Tiraspol, Moldova
Height: 5' 7" (1.70 m)
Nationality: Ukrainian

http://www.geekologie.com/2012/04/25...ife-barbie.jpg

http://abcnews.go.com/images/Health/...0423_wblog.jpg

http://rawforbeauty.com/blog/wp-cont...ica-meet-f.jpg

She still doesn't have barbie proportions, and she probably paid a lot of money to be altered as close as humanly possible.

loochy 03-07-2014 10:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WhiteWhale (Post 10471779)
She still doesn't have barbie proportions, and she probably paid a lot of money to be altered as close as humanly possible.

Exactly. This is why girls should strive to be fat.

KC native 03-07-2014 10:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by loochy (Post 10471773)
oh it's real

some ukranian weirdo named valeria lukyanova

Valeria Lukyanova
Model
Valeria Valeryevna Lukyanova is a Ukrainian model, best known for her resemblance to a Barbie doll, with several sources describing her as, among other handles, a "real-life Barbie doll" and "human Barbie". Wikipedia
Born: August 23, 1985 (age 28), Tiraspol, Moldova
Height: 5' 7" (1.70 m)
Nationality: Ukrainian

Either she has had a rib or two removed or all of those have been photoshopped.

listopencil 03-07-2014 10:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KC native (Post 10471786)
Either she has had a rib or two removed or all of those have been photoshopped.

I saw something about this some time ago. Some article somewhere. In it the "rel life Ken" was calling her out for being fake-ish. I have no idea what that means.

bevischief 03-07-2014 11:55 AM

Who is going to buy 400 pound barbie?

Braincase 03-07-2014 01:22 PM

I'll stick with my reality of some other jackhammer's obnoxious fantasy. So many guys that look like refugees from a comic book store have had their opinions about women polluted by porn that they think fake tits and a shaved groin are the standard. Congrats, hope those clowns end up with some mindless f* toy that will dump you for the first swinging d* that will upgrade her lifestyle.

loochy 03-07-2014 01:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KC native (Post 10471786)
Either she has had a rib or two removed or all of those have been photoshopped.

rib thing

i remember seeing articles about it several years ago

metal issues my friend, mental issues

KC native 03-07-2014 01:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by loochy (Post 10472054)
rib thing

i remember seeing articles about it several years ago

metal issues my friend, mental issues

would still smash just to say I did.:thumb:

KC native 03-07-2014 01:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Braincase (Post 10472049)
I'll stick with my reality of some other jackhammer's obnoxious fantasy. So many guys that look like refugees from a comic book store have had their opinions about women polluted by porn that they think fake tits and a shaved groin are the standard. Congrats, hope those clowns end up with some mindless f* toy that will dump you for the first swinging d* that will upgrade her lifestyle.

fake tits are nasty but asking your women to maintain down there is not unreasonable.

Graystoke 03-07-2014 01:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KC native (Post 10472067)
fake tits are nasty but asking your women to maintain down there is not unreasonable.

Has there been a poll done on this?

ChiTown 03-07-2014 01:36 PM

JFC!
 
I'm in love!ROFL

Quote:

Originally Posted by loochy (Post 10471773)
oh it's real

some ukranian weirdo named valeria lukyanova

Valeria Lukyanova
Model
Valeria Valeryevna Lukyanova is a Ukrainian model, best known for her resemblance to a Barbie doll, with several sources describing her as, among other handles, a "real-life Barbie doll" and "human Barbie". Wikipedia
Born: August 23, 1985 (age 28), Tiraspol, Moldova
Height: 5' 7" (1.70 m)
Nationality: Ukrainian

http://www.geekologie.com/2012/04/25...ife-barbie.jpg

http://abcnews.go.com/images/Health/...0423_wblog.jpg

http://rawforbeauty.com/blog/wp-cont...ica-meet-f.jpg


KC native 03-07-2014 01:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Graystoke (Post 10472071)
Has there been a poll done on this?

If there hasn't then Rainman is slacking and needs to design a super scientific multi-part poll.

Graystoke 03-07-2014 02:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KC native (Post 10472091)
If there hasn't then Rainman is slacking and needs to design a super scientific multi-part poll.

True!
I bet old guys like the bush, AND FAKE TA-TA's

Rausch 03-07-2014 02:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChiTown (Post 10472074)
I'm in love!ROFL

That's ****ing creepy.

She looks like an alien hybrid...:spock:

http://www.rense.com/1.halloween04/hybridL.jpg

loochy 03-07-2014 03:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rausch (Post 10472235)
That's ****ing creepy.

She looks like an alien hybrid...:spock:

http://www.rense.com/1.halloween04/hybridL.jpg

Aerials...in the sky...
<iframe width="560" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/L-iepu3EtyE" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

WhiteWhale 03-07-2014 05:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by loochy (Post 10471782)
Exactly. This is why girls should strive to be fat.

The fact that you think all women who don't look like a barbie doll are 'fat' is your own problem buddy.

loochy 03-07-2014 05:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WhiteWhale (Post 10472536)
The fact that you think all women who don't look like a barbie doll are 'fat' is your own problem buddy.

quiet fatty

Psyko Tek 03-07-2014 07:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cabletech94 (Post 10469700)
that doll is at minimum a 3 bagger.

I say a 6 pack would be more than enough

Jimmya 03-07-2014 07:32 PM

6 pack sounds about right.

crazycoffey 03-08-2014 03:22 AM

I gave up "giving a shit" for Lent.


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